Friday, May 01, 2015

Seattle begs for a team, South Dakota rolls the dice and Albania combats Communists


- The Who guitarist Pete Townshend is an arrogant f*ck. Never, ever forget that the man who christened the slashing windmill as a great guitar-playing move is as pompous as they come, even if he’s seven decades into his run on this planet of ours. As he and his iconic rock band kick off a North American tour at the start of May and chase it with two London shows at Hyde Park and the Royal Albert Hall later in the summer, Townshend wants everyone to know how damn easy it is for him to get up on stage and shred to classics like “Magic Bus,” “Who Are You” and “Won't Get Fooled Again.” When it comes to playing gigs with Roger Daltrey and the rest of the fellas, Townshend seems to think he could do it in his sleep. "The shows? I don’t like them," Townshend said. "I don’t find them fulfilling. But I’m brilliant at it. I find it incredibly easy. I drift through it." Spoken like that smart, cocky asshole in your political science class in college who doesn’t need to study or pay attention in class because he’s just so much more intelligent than you. Many rock stars are arrogant and some are even pompous enough – Kanye West! – to try and tell everyone that they really are a genius, but Townshend still comes off poorly here. He sounds even worse when he talks about people giving him dap for a good show. I get out the other end and the next day, somebody comes up to me and says, 'You were fucking amazing yesterday!' It’s like being able to make a pair of shoes and knowing that you’ve got to a point that whenever you make a pair of shoes for somebody they’re going to last them for life,” Townshend added. “I don’t get particularly excited about it, but I do find it easy." Thanks for being a prick, P……….


- Ready for some quality, possibly heavily redacted reading, Albania? If declassified files of your country’s hated Sigurimi secret police are you idea of a good bathroom read, then the news is stellar and the future is bright. Albania has passed legislation that gives victims of the country's former Communist regime access to the previously classified files, a move that was approved with an 84-22 majority also stipulates that former Sigurimi members will be excluded from the civil service and public office in the future. That’s a rather sweeping bill, but it really should be when your isolationist Communist regime governed from 1944 until 1990 and left a wave of abuse, corruption and trampling of basic human rights in its wake. While pinning down exact numbers is somewhat difficult because authoritarian regimes are notoriously bad at record-keeping when it comes to how many lives they’ve claimed and how many families they’ve shattered, it’s believed that the regime executed some 7,000 political opponents and about 100,000 Albanians were brought to forced labor or internment camps. The only people who will escape the long arm of the law on this one are those currently holding such positions, because they will get to keep their jobs. At least until people start reading up on what they and their goons did while in power and find their tar and pitchforks so they can drive these hatemongering power abusers out of office to rid Albania of every last vestige of the ugliest era in its history………


- The Seattle suburb of Tukwila is that friendless loser who figures that if he can build a cool enough man cave or treehouse, maybe the other kids will come over and want to play with him and be his friend. Right now, the greater Seattle area is a town without an NFL or NBA franchise after losing the NBA’s SuperSonics in 2008. A memorandum of understanding is in place with investor Chris Hansen, the city and King County for arena funding if Hansen is able to secure an NBA franchise and he nearly succeeded in buying the Sacramento Kings in 2013 before Vivek Ranadive ponied up to keep the Kings in California. Spurned once, the region is making another run at it and Tukwila Mayor Jim Haggerton has penned letters to NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and NBA commissioner Adam Silver expressing his support for a proposed multipurpose arena that could house franchises for both leagues. In response to public records requests, the city released documents pertaining to the proposed arena plan, for which Bettman and Silver expressed support. Haggerton wrote the city has created a "special opportunity district" around a commuter rail station in the area where the arena would be built "to facilitate greater intensities and uses,” including rough sketches of where the arena would sit, next to Interstate 405, with potential parking structures and a hotel on the property. Bettman said recently that he is aware of Seattle’s interest, but added that the fee for an expansion franchise could well exceed $500 and tagging that with the notation that the lack of an arena remains the hurdle. "We believe there are substantial people interested in owning a franchise there, and I'm not surprised because I think it would be a great market for NHL hockey," Bettman said. "But there's a threshold issue which relates to the arena. ... Somebody's got to be in a position to execute.” In other words, build me that shiny new treehouse, suckers………..


- Aren't all politics just one giant game of chance? That makes what happened in the über-small South Dakota town of Platte both fitting and totally irrelevant. Platte voters, like so many people across these United States this spring, are being asked to make decisions about which career civil servant will lead their municipality into the next few years and continue the blathering bumble of bureaucratic bravado to which they have become accustomed. In Platte, the voting process ended with a too-close-to-call race between Steve Christensen and incumbent Mayor Rick Gustad. Christensen is a former police chief and Gustad serves as Platte's fire chief, so both are well-known commodities and they even have that policeman-fireman rivalry angle going as well. The duo also ran against one another in 2013, with Gustad winning by six votes, but this time the race was too close to call. So what’s an anonymous South Dakota town to do when its voters split their loyalty between two equally bland candidates? How’s about solving that deadlock with a good, old-fashioned game of chance? Yes, an existing town statute says certain elections can be determined by a high card draw or a roll of the dice. As the incumbent, Gustad got to pick and he chose dice as the means of deciding the election. He chose poorly. Christensen rolled a seven to become Platte's mayor for the next two years after Gustad rolled a four, leaving Platte residents with the satisfaction of knowing that their votes didn’t mean a damn thing………

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