Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Flash mob idiocy, Snoop Dogg is a Lion and policemen as rioters

- Well THAT was certainly different. Instead of police in a nation where individual rights and freedoms are routinely ignored or trampled underfoot by a repressive regime being the ones to beat down protestors, police in Yemen flipped the script and became the protestors. A group of policemen loyal to Yemen's ousted leader Ali Abdullah Saleh stormed the country's Interior Ministry in Sanaa on Tuesday, sparking clashes that left at least 15 people killed and 43 wounded, according to the government. The incident underscored the volatility of the situation in Yemen nearly six months after Saleh stepped down following a popular uprising and suggests that his supporters are both plentiful and extremely angry. Many of those supporters still hold key positions in the government and can definitely cause trouble if they so desire. According to a security official, the attack followed a demonstration outside the ministry in the capital a by policemen loyal to the former president. A large group of pro-Saleh tribesmen later joined the protest as demonstrators accused the current government of corruption. Whether its word can be believed or not, Yemen's security operations room said in a report that at least 15 people were killed in the clashes, according to figures from the police and military hospitals. Officials accused Saleh's nephew Yahia Mohammed Abdullah Saleh, who commands the police's Central Security forces, of sending additional policemen to participate in the demonstration shortly before the ministry was stormed just because t he ministry is in charge of the police force and its building is located on the road to the airport. To their credit, the policemen loyal to Saleh remained in control of the building hours after they stormed it, along with nearby streets. During their time in control, they also paved the way for the headquarters of the ministry to be looted and people were seen walking out with computer sets and furniture with little interference from security in the area………… 


- He was ejected from the offensive huddle late in the final game of the 2011 season as his team was finishing off a three-game collapse to miss the playoffs and go down in a giant ball of flame. He had been named a captain for the game, but watched from a solitary spot on the bench as the final seconds ticked off the clock in a disastrous end to a once-promising year. However, New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes doesn’t believe he deserves the bulk of the blame for his actions, either in the game or in the final weeks of the season. Holmes is still upset he got benched in the season finale and claimed Monday he was the "scapegoat" for the Jets' disappointing season. "It was the end, it was playoffs on the line, and your best receiver doesn't get but two passes thrown his way in 60 minutes of football," Holmes said. "That's just hard to understand and to cope with when you want everything just as bad as everybody else does, and it just doesn't even happen. And nobody has the answers for it, but 'the scapegoat' is the answer, and that's what happened." In a career filled with controversy and one in which he once famously told a critical Twitter follower to commit suicide by drinking something to poison himself, Holmes has brought much of his trouble on himself. He has already done so this preseason when he questioned the viability of two-quarterback systems -- the Jets plan to use two quarterbacks -- prompting a mild rebuke from Jets coach Rex Ryan. He followed that up by cracking the media for not being positive enough and took only partial responsibility for last season's turmoil, saying he needs to do a better job of measuring his words with the media. He probably means not publicly cracking quarterback Mark Sanchez and the offensive line, which are always wise options for a receiver. For an underperforming receiver making $9 million a season, shutting his yapper and actually living up to his hype are also wise options………


- Prepare to be stunned, world. Snoop Dogg is abandoning hip-hop for the one musical genre that has more pot being smoked than the rap game. The D-O-double-G says he's tired of hip-hop, is Bob Marley reincarnated and is embracing reggae instead of the hip-hop world he has long been at the forefront of. Snoop announced at a news conference Monday in New York that he was "born again" during a visit to Jamaica in February and is ready to make music that his "kids and grandparents can listen to." Why they can’t listen to songs about guns, chron and bitches remains unclear, but as he moves to a new genre, Snoop is taking on a new stage name: Snoop Lion. He is releasing a reggae album called "Reincarnated" in the fall and attributes his renaissance to a trip to Jamaica where he connected with Bob Marley's spirit and is now "Bob Marley reincarnated." To lend credence to his claim, Bob Marley's son Rohan attended the conference and gave Snoop his blessing. "I feel like I've always been Rastafarian," Snoop said. That could be because he has smoked more ganja than just about any Rastafarian, so that part of the lifestyle will feel like home. Along with his Snoop Lion moniker, he was also given the Ethiopian name Berhane, meaning "light of the world." He did not explain the switch from "Dogg" to "Lion," but it's likely a reference to the Lion of Judah, a religious symbol popular in Rastafarian and Ethiopian culture. To cap the event, he played five songs for a small crowd, including one called "No Guns Allowed." The sight of the man best known for hits like "Gin and Juice" and "Drop It Like It's Hot” going all mellow and Rastafarian is jarring, but Snoop made it clear he isn't completely retiring from hip-hop but is "tired" of the genre because it is no longer challenging. "Reggae was calling ... it's a breath of fresh air," he said. "Rap isn't challenging; it's not appealing." He will promote his new album with a documentary of the same name that will debut at the Toronto International Film Festival in September……….


- When did modern society form? According to a group of researchers led by South African archaeologist Lucinda Backwell, poisoned-tipped arrows and jewelry made of ostrich egg beads found in South Africa show modern culture may have emerged about 30,000 years earlier in the area than previously thought. This international team claims to have discovered the earliest unambiguous evidence for modern human behavior and suggested in their report that the 44,000-year-old artifacts are characteristic of the San hunter-gatherers. Descendants of the San people live today in southern Africa, so the items can clearly be traced forward to modern culture, unlike other archaeological finds. Backwell said the findings are the earliest known instances of "modern behavior as we know it” and pointed to the artifacts as proof for the theory that modern man came from southern Africa. Using carbon dating, researchers learned that traces of the San culture may have existed earlier than the previous estimate of somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 years ago. The items were discovered at Border Cave close to South Africa's northeastern border with Swaziland and contain a diverse collection of hunting kits and jewelry made of ostrich egg and marine shell beads. "They all have a specific reason we understand, that's why we can name them," Backwell said. With poisoned arrows to hunt and put spiral engraving on arrowheads to indicate ownership, the artifacts  are fairly advanced, whenever they were actually made. Professor Francesco d'Errico of the French National Research Centre, who led the research team, was fired up about the find. "They were fully modern genetically and cognitively," d'Errico said. Critics pointed out that there is no way to link these tools to all modern culture, but read the team’s report in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences to form a firsthand opinion………


- Flash mobs have jumped the shark, right? Could someone not have alerted Joey Lanianese of Sewickley, Pa. to that fact? Maybe if someone had tipped Lanianese off to the fact that a) grown men should not be rocking the name Joey and b) that proposing to the love of your life with a bunch of ass hats in matching outifts staging a choreographed dance-and-song routine in a public place, he would not have embarrassed himself with one of the most asinine proposals in the history of such declarations of love. Lanianese’s lady friend, Alex DeLoia, thought she was going out for a dinner date with friends. “And we met them there and then they started a flash mob,” she said. “I didn’t have dinner that night.” Little did she know when she and Lanianese met six years ago as freshmen at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio, that Lanianese would some day propose marriage in one of the most moronic fashions possible. Hiding the ring at the bottom of a glass of champagne thinks flash mob proposals are lame. To set up his stunt proposal, Lanianese spent two months lying to his would-be wife about where he was going when he was really headed to rehearse with his fellow flash-mobbers. “The go-to excuse was, ‘I’m going to a softball game’ so she bought it for a couple of months anyway,” he said. To pull off the flash mob, he had to shut down a portion of Sewickley’s main thoroughfare for 37 minutes, but the effort sadly had borough manager Kevin Flannery’s blessing. “They probably had about 150 to 175 people participating in this flash mob,” he said. “By the time it got started, there was a good 200-300 people here.” This debacle took place at 7:15 p.m. Saturday at the corner of Beaver and Broad and the ass-hattedness was topped off when the dance was performed to he beat of Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You.” Lanianese earned some points by designing the diamond and rose gold engagement ring himself, but the flash mob should earn him mockery for years to come………..

Monday, July 30, 2012

Booing the MVP, punk rock v. Putin and a "Shining" prequel

- The time may have come for Fox to revisit its short-lived drama “Prison Break” with a slightly different slant. Whereas the four-season run of the drama led by Wentworth Miller featured men trying to break out of prison, “Prison Break-In” could be all about the exploits of Hamilton, Ohio resident Tiffany R. Hurd, whose main goal in life seems to be sneaking in to a correctional facility. Hurd has been arrested for trying to sneak into a county jail and telling authorities to arrest her after she was caught trying to climb over a barbed-wire fence at the rear of the Butler County Jail in Hamilton, near Cincinnati. Fences at prisons are typically constructed and designed with the intent of keeping inmates from getting out, but this has to be one of the first times anyone has tried to break in. Hurd’s attempted reverse escape occurred Sunday morning arrest came after jail staff told Hurd to leave the property when she was spotted attempting to scale the fence. Rather than accept the mulligan life was trying to give her, Hurd refused and attempted to climb the fence again. Amazingly enough, deputies say she was intoxicated at the time. Even for a drunk person, this is an act of stupidity on an entirely different level. Being drunk is supposed to remove inhibitions and allow someone’s hidden self to emerge, but who harbors a secret desire to break IN to jail? Hurd was arrested on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct and received her wish to see the inside of a jail prior to her arraignment Monday………..


- Even with Hollywood’s ever-growing penchant for remakes, sequels and prequels, did anyone ever expect it to come to this? Even people who know little about classic films know that "The Shining" is considered by many to be one of the best and most terrifying movies of all-time. The 1980 film is based on the 1977 book by Stephen King and featured Jack Torrance (played memorably by Jack Nicholson) coming to serve as caretaker at the Overlook Hotel in Colorado after a previous caretaker murdered his family and committed suicide, and the hotel is full of ghosts of previous visitors. Yes, technology has come a long, long way since 1980 and the effects that could be used to enhance the film are impressive, but that doesn’t mean an update is needed. Yet Warner Bros., which made the 1980 film, is considering making a prequel to "The Shining." The studio has already tasked producers to work on the idea and although there is no formal commitment to the project yet, it’s only a matter of time. Laeta Kalogridis, who wrote the script for the Leonardo DiCaprio film "Shutter Island," is among those working on the idea. Coincidentally, King is hard at work on "Doctor Sleep," a sequel to "The Shining," featuring a grown-up Danny Torrance. Reports have suggested that the book will be published in 2013, but the film would obviously take a little longer with no script in place, no director attached to the project and nothing more than a pipe dream for a studio seeking an easy cash grab that already has some fans of the original film lashing out angrily………


- Microsoft, the maker of the world’s worst operating system, is always looking for ways to compensate for how much the latest incarnation of Windows sucks. Its next attempt to do so is the upgrading of its Touch Mouse to give upcoming Windows 8 users a helping hand. Both the Touch Mouse and the Explorer Touch Mouse already support horizontal as well as vertical scrolling, meaning users who “upgrade” to Windows 8 (only an upgrade if your current OS is a dry erase board) will be able to continue to use both devices just as they are. However, Microsoft is introducing a new set of gestures designed specifically to help users navigate the poorly designed setup of Windows 8. To access the new gestures, users will need to download Microsoft's new Device Center, a program that can take full advantage of the altered mice and keyboard. The center is currently available as a beta for the Windows 8 Release Preview and provides the capability to control the speed and acceleration of vertical scrolling. In another shameless attempt to rip off ideas from Apple, the new Windows mouse system will also support one-finger swiping to scroll up and down and a two-finger movement to manage apps. It will also display the Charms bar, a three-finger movement to zoom in and out of the screen, and even a thumb gesture to move forward and backward from one app to another. The changes appear to be, on some level, a response to some PC users who say the new Metro interface doesn't lend itself well to mouse and keyboard. Those users should probably trade in their PC for a computer with a logo on it that looks like a piece of fruit with a bite taken out of it………..


- The battle of Pussy Riot vs. Putin is far from over. The all-female Russian punk rock trio is locked in a legal struggle with the regime of despotic dictator Vladimir Putin after they entered Christ the Savior Cathedral in February, where they staged an impromptu performance of a song whose lyrics call on the Virgin Mary to throw Putin from power. They were arrested for their performance and on Monday, they pleaded not guilty to charges of hooliganism for staging a punk-rock protest against The Man. Christ the Savior is Moscow’s main cathedral and has undoubtedly never seen a performance quite like the one is hosted that February day, but clearly not everyone appreciates a good act of punk rock defiance. The trio were arrested in March and have been awaiting trial while in jail. They did show some contrition during Monday’s hearing when they expressed remorse that people were offended by their performance, but added that they would not accept the charges. Their efforts did not succeed in keeping Putin from officially returning to power by “winning” a rigged election that moved him from the prime minister’s seat back to the president’s chair. If convicted on the hooliganism (always fun to say or write) charges, the three punk rockers face up to seven years in prison. This level of notoriety is impressive for a band that just formed last October and has quickly become known for its intense hatred of Putin……….


- Life isn’t always peachy for the MVP. Defending American League Most Valuable Player Josh Hamilton may be on a first-place team, tied with Miguel Cabrera for the American League lead with 83 RBI and second in the AL in home runs with 28, but he is getting heat from both his boss and the people whose ticket and merchandise purchases help pay his salary. The Texas Rangers slugger was criticized by Rangers president and CEO Nolan Ryan early last week and after during 0-for-4 in a loss to the White Sox Friday night in which he contributed with a sacrifice fly and an RBI ground out, he heard a round of boos after he struck out in the third and fifth innings. Hamilton, who also confirmed a few weeks ago that his amazing life story of overcoming drug and alcohol addiction, admitted after the game that he wasn’t happy about being booed in his home ballpark. However, he conceded that it comes with the territory in being a superstar. Yeah, I noticed but it’s all about what have you done for me lately, no matter who you are,” Hamilton said. “That’s what it is. There are more fans that are still cheering and encouraging me than the ones that are booing. “I pray for the ones that are [booing] and I appreciate the support of the other ones. It’s disappointing. It’s disappointing. It is. I’ll leave it at that.” In a slump that is nearing two months, he is hitting just .190 with seven homers and a 56/18 K/BB ratio in 186 plate appearances since the start of June. During that time, his batting average has plummeted from .368 to .284 overall…………

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Japan rises up, movie news and bitter Hope Solo returns

- Different international competition, same Hope Solo. The same woman who was essentially kicked off the squad at the 2007 World Cup and sent home from China separately from the rest of the players after she criticized coach Greg Ryan for benching her for the semifinals is at it again. Instead of knifing a teammate in the back like she did fellow keeper Brianna Scurry by suggesting the U.S. would have won a game if she had taken Scurry’s place in goal, Solo elected to lay out former player Brandi Chastain on Saturday for comments made during the broadcast of the Americans' 3-0 win over Colombia at the Olympics. Why Solo was aware of or concerned with what a TV commentator was saying during an Olympic match is unclear, but she went on a Twitter rant against Chastain because of her criticism of U.S. defender Rachel Buehler during the NBC telecast. Chastain explained that a defender's responsibilities are: "Defend. Win the ball. And then keep possession. And that's something that Rachel Buehler actually needs to, I think, improve on in this tournament." Somehow, Solo got word of those remarks, which are actually good observations if that’s what a commentator sees on the field, and she rattled off four tweets about Chastain. "Its 2 bad we cant have commentators who better represents the team&knows more about the game," Solo said in butchering both grammar and punctuation. She added that Chastain needed to "lay off commentating about defending" and goalkeeping "until you get more educated" and "the game has changed from a decade ago." Anyone who thought she might be humbled after having what is believed to be the first positive drug test in the history of the U.S. women's soccer program three weeks ago was clearly mistaken. Solo received a warning from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency for the banned substance Canrenone and blamed the positive result on a premenstrual medication prescribed by her doctor. If anything, the incident seems to have emboldened her. "I feel bad 4 our fans that have 2 push mute," she tweeted in a parting shot at Chastain. It’s too bad all of this comes too late to make the pages of her book "A Memoir of Hope," scheduled for release two days after the end of the London Olympics…………


- Air travel is a virtual minefield of biohazards. There are the ticking time bombs of illness that are small children with their poor sanitary habits, the germ-riddled travel pillows and blankets people carry, the massive number of people passing through a confined space on a daily basis, the compromised immune systems of people who are stressed out and not necessarily eating well and any dozens of other dangers. So an obvious question might be which airports are the germiest and therefore the biggest health threats. The wicked-smaht researchers at MIT have tackled that question and after taking a variety of factors into account for determining which airports are most likely to be the hubs of global disease spread, singled out New York City’s John F. Kennedy Airport as the biggest biohazard. The team from the Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering at MIT designed a simulation using airline data collected from 2007 to 2010 to analyze 1,833 U.S. airports and New York’s JFK placed No. 1 with Los Angeles’ LAX a close second. A surprising entry in third place was Honolulu, which has passengers from around the world flying in and out every day as they move between the United States, South America and Asia. In the simulation, the researchers constructed a grid of major U.S. airports, ranking them in terms of their “geographic spreading centrality” or how widespread their connections are. “You are a good spreader if your neighbors are good spreaders,” explained Ruben Juanes, one of the MIT researchers. Another big-city entry in the top 10 was Washington Dulles. Just a little something extra to ponder on your next flight as the orca-FAT dude in the next seat oozes over the armrest into your space and the crying infant behind you blasts away at full volume……….


- Time to assign a new name to one of your flagship reality shows, Discovery Channel. “Deadliest Catch” has followed the exploits of crab fishermen in Alaska and made for several years of compelling television for the cable channel, but fishing for Alaskan king crab is no longer the nation's most dangerous job. For years, commercial fishing has long topped the Bureau of Labor Statistics' list of jobs with the most fatalities. In this dangerous line of work, crabbing in the Alaskan waters is by far the most lethal form of fishing. But in the face of new government rules regulating the industry, there has been only one death in the Alaskan crab fishery in the past six years. That number represents a significant improvement from the 1990s, which saw an average of 7.3 deaths a year, according to Edward Poulsen, director of the Alaska Bering Sea Crabbers. Part of the decline in fatalities stems from the fact that the industry no longer engages in "fishing derbies"
where fishermen rush to fill their quotas in a few short days. "The gun went off and everyone scrambled," Poulsen said. "Some boats loaded too many crab pots and capsized. Others pushed their crews to work too long." While boats could pull in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of crab and earn half their annual income in the derbies, others would be shut out and deaths were far too common. About 80 percent of crab fishery fatalities are from drowning, but a new catch-share system put in place by the North Pacific Fishery Management Council and the State of Alaska in 2006 has reduced the danger significantly with quotas that can be bought, sold and even leased, so crab captains are able to acquire the shares of other boats. Along with other small changes, crab fishing is no longer the hazard it once was and the deadliest gig in America no longer holds its unwanted title………..


- Befitting a blockbuster, “The Dark Knight Rises” held the top spot at the box office for the second time in as many weeks of release, trouncing a weak field with $64 million to boost its cumulative domestic total to $289 million. Second place went to “Ice Age: Continental Drift,” which earned $13.3 million in its third week and has cranked out $114.8 million overall. The weekend was not a good one for new comedy “The Watch,” which didn’t exactly look like a winner coming out of the chute with $13 million. Fellow newcomer “Step Up Revolution” fared even worse, making a scant $11.8 million to barely edge out five-week veteran “Ted,” which slogged its way to an additional $7.4 million for a cumulative tally of $194 million. “The Amazing Spider-Man” hung in sixth place in its fourth weekend by making $6.8 million and has left the break-even mark in the rearview mirror with $242.1 million in domestic earnings along through its first month of release against a $230 million budget. “Brave” scored seventh place by making $4.2 million for a six-week tally of $217.2 and has been fairly consistent during its run. Male stripper epic “Magic Mike” pole-danced its way to $2.5 million and has done decently with $107 million during its five-week stint in theaters. “Savages” kept Oliver Stone in the top 10 for another week, ranking ninth with a paltry $1.7 million for a lowly cumulative total of $44 million after four weeks. Critical darling “Moonrise Kingdom” continued its strong performance in limited release, adding $1.4 million to its coffers for a 10-week haul of $38.4 million and counting. “Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection” (No. 11) and “To Rome with Love” (No. 12) terrifically took their rightful places outside the top 10 after residing on the list last weakened……….


- Uprisings look different in different places around the world. In Japan, where politeness and civility are valued, violent protests are hard to find. Instead, one learns to settle for large-scale gatherings where thousands of people form a human chain around Japan's parliament complex to demand the government abandon nuclear power. Sunday’s demonstration was the latest in a series of peaceful gatherings on a scale not seen in the nation for decades. Elsewhere in the country, an election for governor of southwestern Yamaguchi prefecture was closely watched because it featured an outspoken anti-nuclear candidate, although early exit polls showed he was expected to lose by a solid margin. Protestors in the human chain in Tokyo were angry the government restarted two reactors earlier this month despite safety worries after the multiple meltdowns at the Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear plant in March last year. Instead, the reactors were the first to return to operation since May, when the last of Japan's 50 working reactors went offline for routine checks. Unfortunately for the protestors, banging on drums and waving balloons and banners and marching from a Tokyo park to parliament doesn’t have the same impact as clashing with police, burning overturned cars and hurling rocks. Chanting "Saikado hantai," or "No to restarts," and lighting candles just seems weak by comparison. Ordinary Japanese don’t protest often, so maybe they deserve a little slack, but not much. These demonstrations have been held outside the prime minister's residence every Friday evening for weeks and when you mix in a July 16 holiday rally at a Tokyo park featuring a rock star and a Nobel laureate that drew nearly 200,000 people, it is time for Japan to step its dissidence game up. Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda is standing behind his decision to restart the two reactors at Ohi nuclear plant in central Japan as necessary to maintain people's living standards, so more uprisings are clearly needed and a more combative attitude will be essential as well……….

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Green Day's sellout complete, church kidnappings and scab NFL officials

- Fair or not, French people have long maintained a reputation for being rude a-holes. Those who have visited France know this is not true across the board or even for the majority of Frenchmen, but certain levels of rudeness have long been accepted by visitors as part of the experience of enjoying a city like Paris. However, it appears the French may have finally had enough of their own rudeness, according to recent polls and publicity campaigns. Guided by the condescension of Napoleon, who called the English a "nation of shopkeepers,” France has turned being rude into an art form.  However, bad manners and aggressive behavior were the most common responses in a survey last year on social trends that were causing stress in the country. A total of 60 percent cited rudeness as their number one source of stress in France, higher than political problems or the European debt crisis. The country’s public transport authority is at the forefront of this battle with a summer-long publicity campaign against rudeness. Some eye-catching billboards depicting Frenchmen with animal heads have popped up at metro stations, targeting passengers who are rude to staff and push and shove. "If you shove five people getting onboard," the posters say, "it won't make us set off faster. One bonjour doesn't cost a penny, and it changes your day." Officials say there are trying to affect change by using a little levity.  "We used humor to not be moralistic," says Isabelle Ockrent, RATP communications director. "But we've been alerted by our staff that there is a real problem." The RATP also held "rudeness forums" over three days in late June in 20 metro stations, holding discussions on correct etiquette with passengers. Passengers attributed rudeness like pushing and shoving to lack of time, unhappiness and the overall incivility of the digital age, when people are engrossed in their iPod, iPad or smartphone. Feedback on the campaign has been mostly positive and in the world's most visited country, that is a slice of good news………


- And the selling out is complete for what was once the rising punk rock outfit known as Green Day. Fifteen years or so ago, Billie Joe Armstrong and crew had an edge to them and were something of a ragged, roguh punk band that actually had some attitude to them. Over the past decade or so, no band has become as heavily commercialized and mainstream as the California natives and they’ve gone from punk rock outsiders to a mainstream rock band that is a staple on the awards show circuit. Armstrong will drive the final nail in that coffin as he joins NBC’s reality karaoke series “The Voice (Karaoke)” this fall. He joins complete musical hack Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty will mentor acts with judge Cee Lo Green, Mary J. Blige, who is helping Adam Levine's team, and Michael Buble, who will assist Blake Shelton. Armstrong will work with Christina Aguilera and compounded the shame of accepting the gig by admitting he is a fan of the competition, in which judges choose acts to work with based on their vocal talents alone during “blind” auditions. His addition was confirmed on the show’s official Twitter feed, which contained the message: "Welcome Billie Joe to Team Xtina! We are ready to rock out in Season 3." No, no you’re not, “Voice (Karaoke).” Rocking out is something you have never done and will never do. “It's not molding artists, it's just giving them a little bit of guidance and direction without giving them a complete makeover," Armstrong explained. He will begin flushing what remains of his musical credibility down the toilet when the new season of “The Voice (Karaoke)” begins on Sept. 10………..


- Google may want to take over the world, but that doesn’t mean it can't exercise some responsibility, decency and integrity in the pursuit. In case the meaning of those words are lost on the search giant, doing more than acknowledging one has retained Internet user data collected surreptitiously through wireless networks as part of its street mapping service after it had been ordered to destroy it is neither decent nor rife with integrity. The Information Commissioner's Office, which oversees data privacy in the U.K., reported the revelation Friday and said it now intends to examine the data, which includes email correspondence, "as soon as practicable." The ICO said in a statement that "the fact that some of this information still exists appears to breach the undertaking to the ICO signed by Google in November 2010." Hmm, you think? Google Global Privacy Counsel Peter Fleischer said in a letter to the ICO that the search titan "has recently confirmed that it still has in its possession a small portion of payload data collected by our Street View vehicles in the U.K." A small portion, you say? Take that to mean a crap load of data from the U.K. "and other countries," although Fleischer did not specify which countries. He also failed to explain why the data was not destroyed, saying only, "Google apologizes for this error." Google’s mapping service uses cars mounted with detection equipment and cameras to help keep its maps service up to date with location information and photos. In 2010, it stunned the world by admitting it had inadvertently collected user data through equipment on those cars that scanned wireless networks, including email messages. At the time, the company blamed a single engineer for writing computer code that was later mistakenly uploaded into the company's scanning equipment. The U.K. is joined in its outrage by the U.S. Federal Communications Commission, which fined Google $25,000 in April for its "noncompliance" with the regulator's requests for related information. "For many months, Google deliberately impeded and delayed the Bureau's investigation by failing to respond to requests for material information," the FCC said. The sooner the information is (finally) deleted, the better……….


- Making church fun for teenagers is no easy task. Having said that, staging a mock kidnapping of your youth group to serve as a lesson in religious persecution might not be a wise choice. The Glad Tidings Assembly of God in Middletown and youth pastor Andrew David Jordan of Elizabethtown, Pa. should have thought of that before they staged the event in March. Because they didn’t, the southeastern Pennsylvania church and its youth pastor are facing charges of false imprisonment and simple assault, said Dauphin County District Attorney Ed Marsico. In the fake abduction, mock kidnappers covered the teenagers' heads, put them in a van and interrogated them. Oh, and neither the students nor their parents were told beforehand what was happening or that it wasn’t real. Oddly enough, the mother of a 14-year-old girl filed a complaint with police. "This is a sad case for all those involved," Marsico said, nothing that even though the church's and Jordan's intentions were not necessarily harmful, "they in essence terrorized several children." "We need to protect children, no matter where the harm occurs," Marsico said. A grand jury recommended the charges and now the case will proceed. One of the most outlandish details of the fake kidnapping was the use of a semi-automatic rifle that was displayed in the exercise. Glad Tidings pastor John Lanza said shortly after the event that the church was "so saddened" that youth were traumatized during the event, but pointed out that several students from the church sent emails of support. He explained that the goal of the exercise was to prepare the youth for what they might encounter as missionaries in foreign countries and said the mock kidnappers included an off-duty police officer and a retired Army captain. "It was a youth event, to illustrate what others have encountered on a regular basis," he said. In the future, maybe avoid scheduling events involving criminal activity…………


- Another year, another work stoppage for the NFL? Last summer, right around this time, it was the league and its players on opposing sides of a labor battle that led to a work stoppage that wiped out a large chunk of the offseason and threatened the start of the regular season before a new collective bargaining agreement savaged the year. This summer, the league and its officials are at odds. On Friday, the NFL and the officials met in Washington for their first face-to-face negotiations since the lockout began on June 3. While the casual fan might wonder how much of an impact replacement officials would have on the level of play in games, those who know the game well are genuinely concerned about the effect. Division I college football would seem to be the optimal source for fill-ins, but D-I conferences are unwilling to allow their officials to moonlight in the NFL and potentially work a college game Saturday and an NFL game Sunday. “They are officials with high school experience only,” former NFL vice president of officiating Mike Pereira recently said. “There are officials who were dropped from their college conferences. Three officials from the Pac-12 Conference that were not rehired this season for performance reasons are now going to work [NFL] games.” Periera, who now writes about the league and serves as a TV commentator on officiating issues in the NFL, is on the record as saying that using replacement officials will compromise the integrity of the game. Unfortunately, he’s correct and if the two sides cannot come together and work out their issues, a rocky season of bad calls is ahead…………

Friday, July 27, 2012

Insane skydiving, Team USA idiocy and Riot Watch! Saudi Arabia

- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Everyone’s favorite overview of social dissidence ‘round the globe is journeying to Saudi Arabia today after Saudi authorities detained a number of protesters in the country's eastern Shiite region after they set tires ablaze during an overnight rally. Overnight protests are always fun and while there is an off chance the protestors merely set fire to the tires so they could have light to see, here’s hoping their intent was edgier. The uprising took place in the city of Qatif, where members of the Shiite minority have been clashing with police over the past year. They are battling for greater rights and an end to what they say is discrimination by the Sunni rulers, which is as good a reason to riot as any. Friday’s clash turned violent in a hurry as police exercised a typical show of excessive force, firing live ammunition and tear gas to disperse the crowd, wounding several of the protesters. With several hundred protestors on hand, the protest wasn’t overwhelming in its size, but those on hand had been demonstrating since late on Thursday. The government refused to say how many people were arrested but described those detained as "instigators of riots," according to an unidentified spokesman of the Interior Ministry. One of those detained was a wanted fugitive, Mohammed al-Shakhouri, according to the ministry. As is the custom of embattled Middle East regimes these days, the Saudi government attempted to paint the protests as the result of "foreign efforts" to destabilize the kingdom. After a protest earlier this year, it released the names of 23 people it said were taking part in confrontations with security forces for the purpose of serving "foreign agendas.” How about owning your own incompetence and admitting your people are pissed at you and you alone, embattled Middle East governments………..


- Team USA needs to stop. As the latest edition of the Not Dream Team prepares to tip off its gold medal run at the Summer Olympics with a game against France on Sunday, a second member of the squad has stated his belief that this year's Team USA Olympic basketball team could beat the 1992 Dream Team. Kobe Bryant was the first to do it at a news conference when he expressed surety that this year’s squad could win a one-time matchup with the group that spawned the era of NBA players representing the U.S. at the Olympics. "It would be a tough one but I think we would pull it out," Bryant said. "People who think we can't beat that team for one game, they are crazy. To sit there and say we can't, it's ludicrous. We can beat them one time." Now, reigning NBA MVP LeBron James has joined Bryant in his delusion. "As a competitor you never want to say that you will lose no matter who you are going against," James said in a recent interview. "The '92 Dream Team paved the way for all of us ... We understand what they did for our game, but we also are big-time competitors as well, so if we got the opportunity to play them in a game we feel like we would win too.” Bryant’s remarks were met with a mixture of amusement and aggravation by Hall of Famers Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, who played on the 1992 team that won the gold and annihilated every opponent it faced. "For him to compare those two teams is not one of the smarter things he ever could have done," Jordan said. Jordan is right, as a team that included 11 future Hall of Famers, including himself as the greatest player ever, could beat any team ever assembled. No less than President Barack Obama has weighed in on the debate, during a TV interview during an exhibition game between the U.S. and Brazil earlier this month. "This is a generational thing," Obama said. "I was around in '92, I was a Bulls fan, so I've got to go with the original Dream Team." Republican or Democrat, hopefully no one is stupid enough to argue with the president on that one……….


- Drake is arrogant, overrated and apparently, really clueless. He also doesn’t seem to know the definition of a simple word like successful. In short, he’s a marginally talented hack who tries to rap and isn’t that great, and also tries to sing and is even worse. He churns out the sort of cookie-cutter pop/hip-hop songs that the musically oblivious masses eat up and so he sells a lot of albums, but he’s not going to be remembered as one of the great artists of his era, but don’t try to tell him that. This egotistical ass hat considers himself as the first person to be able successfully rap and sing. In Drake’s deluded world, while people had used melody on rap songs before him, he is the first one to truly excel at it. “There were people who incorporated melody before me, but I would deem myself the first person to successfully rap and sing," he said. If that’s what you need to tell yourself, D., then go right ahead as long as you know it isn’t true. He went on to brag about how real he was and how he is a cut above the rest of the rap world. "I'm one of the few artists who gets to be himself every day," he said. "It doesn't take me six hours to get ready and I don't have to wake up in the morning and remember to act like this or talk like this. I just have to be me. That's one of the favorite parts of my life - I've done this purely by being myself." Hmm, insisting you’re real and everyone else is a poseur, that’s a novel idea. Other gems from his little monologue included how he isn't ready to settle down in his personal life just yet and is enjoying his current "wild" lifestyle. In his asinine world view, he’s “not supposed to care about deeper things right now.” That statement encapsulates in nine words why his music sucks donkey balls. He’s shallow, superficial and knows it. Thanks for the most worthless musical import this side of Bieber, Canada. Drake’s forthcoming third album, the follow-up to 2011’s “Take Care,” will likely suck as much, if not more, than its predecessor because Drake seems to have grown not at all as a person in the interim. He’s still the tool whose posse got into an altercation with fellow poseur rapper Chris Brown at a Manhattan club earlier this month and sparked a brawl that nearly blinded NBA star Tony Parker, who was hanging out at the same club. Telling Drake to get some depth and intelligence would be great advice, but probably well beyond his reach……….


- Part of the reason the United States is still a great country is our high quotient of insane, yet different from one another, individuals willing to attempt insane feats like eating a 6-pound hamburger with 2 pounds of toppings or walk across the entire country to raise money for a charity. Sometimes, our nuttiness inspires visitors from other countries to crash our borders to attempt their crazy feats, like Austrian "Fearless Felix" Baumgartner. Baumgartner, considered marginally insane even in the crazy world of skydiving, set a new personal record Wednesday when he took a massive leap, jumping from an altitude of more than 18 miles — an estimated 96,640 feet, nearly three times higher than cruising jetliners. Appropriately enough, his colossal jump landed near the alien-centric city of Roswell, N.M. He landed safely after reaching an estimated top speed of 536 mph during his fall. It was the second jump for Baumgartner from such extreme heights and a personal best as he seeks to build up to a record-breaking jump from 125,000 feet, or 23 miles, set tentatively for next month. "It has always been a dream of mine," Baumgartner said in a statement. “Only one more step to go." Current record-holder Joe Kittinger jumped from 102,800 feet in 1960 for the Air Force, while Baumgartner hopes to make his jump for his own enjoyment. In his second test leap, he ascended alone in an enclosed capsule lifted by a giant helium balloon that took off from Roswell and wore a full-pressure suit equipped with parachutes and an oxygen supply. After 1.5 hours he reached his target altitude and from there he was in free fall for an estimated three minutes and 48 seconds before opening his parachutes. "It felt completely different at 90,000 feet," Baumgartner recalled. "There is no control when you exit the capsule. There is no way to get stable." His efforts are being bankrolled by Red Bull, which leans heavily on over-the-top feats of daredevil activity to promote its sugar-laced energy drinks. NASA is monitoring Baumgartner’s effort in the hopes of learning about potential escape systems for future rocket ships. His attempt to break the record is slated for late August and the former military parachutist and extreme athlete will add to his impressive total of more than 2,500 jumps when he takes that plunge………


- If a scientist argues about an environmental phenomenon that almost no one gives a damn about and claims it is ruining the world, does it make a sound? Bill Laurance, a professor at James Cook University in Cairns, Australia, is testing that hypothesis with his assertion that deforestation of protected areas and illegal hunting of endangered species that live there has a greater impact on biodiversity than climate change, overfishing and the degradation of coral reefs. Laurance cited the “rapid disruption” of protected tropical forests is the greatest threat to wildlife after studying 60 protected areas in tropical regions around the world. While tropical forests are the most diverse ecosystems on Earth, Laurance argued that failing to maintain them may drive more species to extinction. In order to fulfill their role as a sanctuary for wildlife, the areas must also be protected from nearby development and other activities in adjacent lands that will have impact on designated preserves, he explained. “We can’t just draw lines on the map to designate a protected area,” Laurance said. “We also have to protect reserves against encroachment, illegal hunting and other pressures that can infiltrate from outside.” Wait…..lines on a map aren’t effective? Then how the hell do the powers that be convince everyone that their country has borders or that they life in a specific time zone? In his research, Laurance found that about half of the areas he studied “are doing reasonably well,” while he classified the others as “suffering.” The areas in the worst condition receive little, if any, on-the-ground support, he said. Still, he is unwilling to write off these chunks of real estate. “It’s a mistake to preach despair,” he said. “We have to make protected areas work in the tropics -- we just don’t have a choice.” His findings are in the new edition of the journal Nature……….

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Smoking apes, NYPD censorship and punk rock v. The Man

- Any good punk rock band has to hate authority and enjoy raging against The Man, right? London band Palma Violets understand that principle well and showed it when they were allegedly involved in a scuffle with police following their gig in Liverpool Wednesday night. The band played the Leaf venue along with fellow newcomers Savages earlier in the evening and ran afoul of the local constabulary after breaking into the George Irvin Helter Skelter slide in the city center shortly after midnight. The venue was closed to members of the public at the time and was surrounded by fences to stop people getting in. That should obviously never stop anyone looking to have a good time and it didn’t stop Palma Violets, who jumped the fence and climbed to the top of the 70-foot structure. Unfortunately, being 70 feet off the ground makes one extremely visible and law enforcement and the band apparently found themselves surrounded by police before being taken off for questioning. They were later released and a spokesperson from the band's record label, Rough Trade, confirmed that the rest of their co-headline tour with Savages is going ahead as planned. For those behind on their Liverpool geography, George Irvin's Helter Skelter was the center piece of the Queen's coronation party in Manchester in 1953 and was re-erected in Liverpool in 2010. Jumping fences and sneaking into closed spaces and venues is not exactly brawling with the cops, but most punk rock fans and empathize with the desire to do so and it has a definite punk rock aesthetic to it. As for the tour, it most on to Glasgow, Newcastle, Leeds, Nottingham and beyond………..


- Cries of censorship have been raised in Manhattan, where police have painted over a controversial new mural. The artist who painted the mural wants an explanation for why his politically-minded work of art pained on the north side of 4979 Broadway is now a long, black expanse with specks of bright colors peeking out from behind the black cover paint. Artist Alan Ket pained six-foot-tall red and white letters spelling out "Murderers" along with about two dozen coffins in different shapes, sizes and colors, with the names of various entities the artist felt fit the deadly description painted on the coffins. Ket used the NYPD, Monsanto, Halliburton, the EPA, TV and other corporate, government and cultural institutions as his targets on the massive piece of art and explained his thinking without pulling punches. "The NYPD has murdered people," Ket said. "Ramarley Graham, that's one of them. I have a list -- Sean Bell, Amidou Diallo..." Diallo was the man famously shot in an apartment building stairwell when officers thought they saw him reaching for a gun, only to learn after killing him that he was reaching for his wallet to show them his identification. Ket paints a new mural on the wall of the same single-story building, which houses New Edition Dry Cleaner, every three months or so. He’s not painting graffiti in an unwelcome place because he has had an agreement with the business's owners for the last six years to display his art on their wall. However, just four days after he painted the "Murderers" mural, NYPD officers painted over it with black paint. "I feel insulted," said Ket, who lives a few blocks away from the location from which his art was removed. "How they can have the audacity and come into a community and censor art that's done by the citizens of the community? The Curet Family, which owns New Edition Cleaners, said police “asked” to paint over the mural before doing so, but claimed the request didn’t sound like a request, if you follow. Ket still believes his mural has a message despite the blatant censorship of the NYPD. "It's something to spark debate, some dialogue among young people," he said…………


- Every season, an NFL team that was below .500 and not very good the previous season comes from nowhere and makes the playoffs with an impressive turnaround season. Carolina Panthers sixth-year center Ryan Kalil is expecting his team, which was 6-10 last year, to be that squad in 2012. The three-time Pro Bowler is so confident that he bought a full-page ad in the Charlotte Observer on Wednesday, telling Panthers fans their "unwavering support" would be rewarded this year. Not only does Kalil believe the team, which improved drastically on offense last season behind dynamic rookie quarterback Cam Newton, will be better, he has a guarantee of how much better they will be. "One hundred-percent, sterling silver victory. The Lombardi Trophy," the ad boasted. The 178-word open letter, called "a war cry to fans," contained the bold message: CAROLINA PANTHERS -- SUPER BOWL XLVII CHAMPIONS! None of his teammates saw the ad coming, literally, because he didn't tell anyone about it for fear of being talked out of it. "Every team says it every year, whether it's publicly or not," Kalil explained. We've said it in the past in meeting rooms and behind closed doors. This year's different. There's a sense of urgency, a winning attitude that I haven't seen before. And it's in the way we prepare. It's in the way we approach each workday, and I think fans will see it in the way that we play." At least publicly, his head coach likes Kalil's boldness. Second-year coach Ron Rivera applauded the confident words when asked about them. "Good," Rivera said. "Because if we don't have 53 guys with that attitude in our locker room right now, then we gotta find the guys that want it. We don't know what's going to happen.” For Kalil’s sake, hopefully the guarantee works out better than Vince Young’s words last preseason, when he labeled the Philadelphia Eagles a "Dream Team" and they missed the playoffs with an 8-8 record…………


- Television is about to go Google in at least one city. On Thursday, the search giant said in a live announcement that neighborhoods in Kansas City that rally the most interest will be the first to get hooked up to Google’s fiber-optic lines, which the company says will offer 1 gigabit-per-second downloads and uploads. It will bring them not just super-fast internet but full-featured cable-style TV service and is the first high-speed citywide network built by Google. It is reportedly 100 times faster than the typical broadband connections now in most U.S. homes. This type of system allows Google to compete directly with cable and satellite TV companies and for $120 per month for both TV and Internet service, customers will get a set-top box that delivers tens of thousands of on-demand movies and shows. The service also comes with Google’s Nexus 7 tablet, which will serve as the set-top box’s remote. Kansas City, Kansas, and Kansas City, Missouri, won the battle against 1,100 other cities to become the testing grounds or Google’s first big venture into building and owning the physical network consumers use to access the Internet. The project, known as Google Fiber, is only a trial run and cable titans like Adelphia and Time Warner probably don’t have anything to worry about just yet. However, a leaked photo earlier this month allegedly snapped inside Time Warner Cable’s Kansas City office of a placard promising $50 gift cards to employees for tips on Google’s progress and plans suggests there may be some concern. In constructing its Kansas City network, Google has become what’s known as an “overbuilder” by installing its own wires over existing cable and telecom infrastructure. Experts doubt the practice is financially feasible on a national scale, but with 75 percent of U.S. homes having a broadband connection and 87 percent having a multi-channel video service, which includes both cable and satellite, it is a fight worth fighting. If Google delivers the promised 1 gigabit-per-second connections throughout Kansas City, the interest level in Google Fiber could surge……….


- Visitors to the Taru Jurug Zoo in the Indonesian town of Solo should be ashamed of themselves. Because these ass hats simply cannot stop themselves from throwing cigarettes into the orangutan cage at the zoo, zookeepers have been forced to move female orangutan Tori and her male companion, Didik, to a small island within the zoo to help Tori kick her smoking habit. She will now be housed out of visitors' sight so they can no longer chuck cancer sticks to her and watch with bizarre glee as she takes a few puffs and drastically ups her chances for lung cancer and emphysema in the process. Tori is one of four endangered orangutans at the zoo in the Central Java region of Indonesia and the 15-year-old orangutan has been smoking for a decade. She mimics humans by holding cigarettes casually between her fingers while visitors watch and photograph her puffing away and flicking ashes on the ground. Nothing impresses your family and friends more than showing them pictures from your trip to the zoo when you were able to snap an unsuspecting primate engaging in a deadly habit. Even though zoo spokesman Daniek Hendarto said recent medical tests show the four primates are in good condition, the two other orangutans will be moved later to another island so visitors don’t try to hook them on death sticks to get their orangutan smoking fix……….

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Family Guy guest stars, dogs at work and criminal Lions


- Aaron Berry, Detroit Lions poster boy or the prime example of what is wrong with NFL players and their conduct away from the field? Yes. Sadly, Berry is now filling just one of those roles after the Lions cut him Monday after he was arrested in Pennsylvania for the second time this offseason. He joined Lions running back Mikel Leshoure and defensive tackle Nick Fairley with multiple arrests this offseason, but he’s the only one on the waiver wire. Cpl. Kyle Gautsch of the Harrisburg Police Department said was taken into custody early Saturday morning on three charges of simple assault. Gautsch says there "was a weapon allegedly brandished during the incident." The Harrisburg resident was also arrested in that area June 23 on suspicion of DUI, failure to stop and render aid from an accident and other counts. He does not seem to learn from his mistakes, otherwise he would not have been picked up for a second time. Ironically, Berry was set to enter a diversionary program following the June arrest, but that plan has to be up in the air now. The Lions cut him after the second arrest and said explicitly it was for his off-field conduct and the harm it did to the team. His modest on-field contributions clearly were not enough to keep him around. Leshoure, of course, was cited twice for possession of marijuana and tried to eat his ganja to conceal it the second time. Fairley doubled up with an arrest for possession and one for DUI, while offensive tackle Johnny Culbreath also had a marijuana-related run-in with police. Pro Bowl defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who was pulled over in March and ticketed for driving a BMW 91 mph in a 55 mph zone and was also involved in a crash in Portland in which he lost control of a car and crashed into a drinking fountain and tree, said last week that his teammates must be "accountable" to themselves and to each other. "Everybody has to be accountable for themselves, and obviously we as teammates need to hold each other to a higher standard," Suh said. Right now, the highest standard in that locker room is the standard for stupidity in offseason conduct……….


- Woof if you like this idea. Dogs in the workplace could actually lift office morale. Useful for everything from pooping in the conference room to chewing up important files, dogs could also improve the overall atmosphere in the workplace, according to a preliminary investigation published in March in the International Journal of Workplace Health Management by researchers at Virginia Commonwealth University's School of Business. The research team found that workers who bring their dog to the office can cap the amount of stress experienced during the day, and improve job satisfaction for all. Professor Randolph Barker (real name) led the study and measured the stress levels of employees at a retailing and manufacturing business with a 14-year history of allowing dogs in the workplace. The firm averages Between 20-30 dogs a day amongst its 550 employees and Barker questioned 76 of those workers, some of whom brought their dogs, some who didn’t and other who don’t even own a canine.  The study found that while everyone started the day with low baseline levels of the stress hormone cortisol, those who didn't bring their dogs to work reported drastically higher levels of stress by the end of the working day. Employees with their dogs experienced lower levels of stress throughout the day and about half of that group felt that dogs were important to their productivity. Better still, 80 percent of those who did not bring a dog to the office said the pooches had no negative effect on productivity. Although other factors are clearly involved, workers in the study all rated the company higher than the industry mean for job satisfaction and perceived organizational support. Barker cited the dogs’ usefulness in sparking conversations amongst employees, and increasing engagement. Now if the dogs could only answer the phones…………


- The 11th season of Fox’s vastly overrated adult comedy “Family Guy” is shaping up to be a star-studded affair. Sofia Vergara, who is big on the commercial circuit of late and who also stars on the sitcom “Modern Family,” will be is making a cameo as Peter Griffin's fantasy love interest. The series’ main character will will be involved in a cutaway gag as a "telenovela lothario" in an upcoming episode and Vergara will be voicing his "sassy" lover as well as a woman selling roses in a restaurant. Another character named Quagmire is "wooing" Peter so that Peter will do him a big favor and Vergara’s character will be involved. When the show returns from its summer hiatus on Sept. 30, the new season 30 will also feature voices from Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds, Elizabeth Banks, and Kellan Lutz, among others. Depp will reprise his "Edward Scissorhands" role and should be solid, while Reynolds will play a character who doesn't exist in biblical history, but is related to Jesus. Vergara is doing commercials for everyone who calls her up these days and also making an appearance on another Fox show, “The Cleveland Show.” On that show, her character Tia Sofia tries to talk Cleveland into hosting a quinceanera for Cleveland Jr.'s 15th birthday. “The Cleveland Show” returns for its fourth season on October 7 and Vergara’s omnipresence on the small screen will be in full swing………….


- A promise from the Syrian government is one you can take to the bank…..as long as the Syrian government hasn’t ordered its military to bomb the sh*t out of the bank and murder everyone inside first. Still, Bashir al-Assad’s regime has assured the world that its chemical weapons are secure under the army’s control and won’t be used against insurgents. Unconventional weapons would be used only in the event of “external aggression,” Foreign Ministry spokesman Jihad Makdissi claimed, er, lied, er, uh, said at a press conference shown on state-run television. With more than 19,000 civilians dead in the 18-plus-month conflict and Russia and China ass-hattedly holding up any United Nation attempts to use force to stop the government’s onslaught, chemical weapons are just about the only way the conflict could get more brutal. Russian despot Vladimir Putin, speaking in the Black Sea resort of Sochi, Putin said an unconstitutional ouster Assad would plunge the Middle Eastern country into civil war. While it’s great that Putin can ignore that the civil war has already started, the fact that Syria has one of largest and most advanced chemical warfare programs in the Arab world is worrisome. Even as the vow not to use chemical weapons was made, the government concurrently built its case for using them by lying about more rebel-initiated conflict Damascus and Aleppo, where the mighty army supposedly destroyed trucks and confiscated large amounts of weapons, according to the state- run Sana news agency. Alleging the involvement of terrorists from other nations to aid its own terrorists that the rest of the world knows simply as civilians who want a new leader elected by democratic means, the government seems to be ramping up to a nice mustard gas attack or something similar. When that happens, no one will be shocked………

Monday, July 23, 2012

MLB won't change, a musical leper colony and fighting dengue with mosquitoes


- Just because the NBA is willing to go all NASCAR and whore out its uniforms for extra cash doesn’t mean Major League Baseball is willing to do the same. After the NBA Board of Governors approved the use of the patches to help raise revenue, estimating it could produce $100 million in a sport where the owners are already billionaires or nearly there, MLB Baseball commissioner Bud Selig said his sport won't be in a rush to join the NBA. Citing the historic significance of his sport's uniforms, Selig expressed his usual reluctance to change anything having to do with baseball. "You learn never to say never, but you know, with us, uniforms are really important," Selig said "They're history. You can close your eyes, and that Cub uniform, my goodness gracious, I can remember (that from) when I was 10 years old, and that's a long time ago. And there's the Yankee pinstripes, and the Red Sox and so on and so forth, so I've been pretty consistent on that." Of course, Selig has also consistently dragged his feet on the necessary change of increasing the role of replay in the sport as well, but that is gradually changing. Replay will be expanded to include trapped balls and balls his down either foul line next season after a 14-man committee of managers, front-office personnel and MLB officials approved the idea. Still, Selig insisted America’s pastime need not change significantly. "Baseball is a game of pace," Selig said. "I'm not going to comment on other sports, but I know our sport, I know it well. ... I obviously talk to a lot of people every day. We're going to expand it to -- as I call them -- bullets hit down the right and left field line, and trapped balls in the outfield. I must tell you that not only that committee unanimously, but many others have said, 'Commissioner, boy that's enough now.' And I agree with them.” It is statements like that which cause one to remember in a hurry that Selig is creeping up on 80 years old and thinks like a crotchety old-timer on most issues. Still, not putting ads on jerseys is one area where he just might be correct…………


- In case you didn’t know or couldn’t tell from watching crappy reality TV shows on Bravo, there are a lot of surgically enhanced, Botoxed, plastic women over the age of 40 in Southern California. This species of female, commonly known as the cougar, is always on the prowl here in their six-figure luxury car, designer clothes and sunglasses and with their implanted-boosted racks proudly displayed in revealing attire. Of course, that many cougars lurking means finding good-looking younger men with no real standards or souls is tougher, which is where CougarLife.com comes in. It’s a site designed specifically for or older women who pursue significantly younger men and a billboard on Sunset Strip in Hollywood for the site is creating a lot of controversy. The billboard shows a blond cougar sipping a cocktail next to the text: "CougarLife.com for Motherf***ers." Even for a site that bills itself as itself the leading online dating site for "sexy single moms and divorcees" and is seeking to pull clients in what it deems the "epicenter of America's Cougar Capital," the billboard does seem a bit low-brow.  "Millions of women are having fulfilling relationships with younger men," CougarLife president Claudia Opdenkelder declares on the site. "So what are you waiting for? You don't have to be Courtney Cox or Jennifer Lopez to land a cute cub." No, but apparently you do have to drop profane billboards in Hollywood and get exactly the sort of publicity you’re looking for by doing something quasi-controversial………….


- Because “American Karaoke” is like the villain in bad horror movie and simply will not die, maybe it’s time to develop a Plan B while still pursuing the primary goal of ending this travesty. If we cannot end “AK,” maybe it can be transformed into a sort of musical leper colony, where we send the musically ill, irrelevant or just plain awful and allow them to mingle with their own kind. Jennifer Lopez has already started the trend and now that she’s moving on, why not add an equally worthless and totally insane pop singer to replace her? Mariah Carey, step right up. Carey could join the show’s judging panel for next season, according to sources close to the situation. The Grammy-winning artist is nearing a deal to join the Fox show and would reportedly receive a salary of more than $17 million. As it heart-breakingly heads into its 12th season, “AK” lost two judges as Steven Tyler, a shell and self-parody of his former self, and Lopez moved on. Both had been on the show for two seasons and with their exits, record producer Randy Jackson, who has been on the judging panel since the show's 2002 debut, is the only remaining judge. Carey is the leading candidate to join him and the panel will likely be rounded out by a hack picked from a list that includes Adam Lambert, Aretha Franklin and Charlie Sheen - yes, Charlie Sheen. Carey has been rumored to be in the search for a judging spot before and has worked with Jackson previously. Ironically, “AK” creator and serial music bastardizer Simon Cowell also pursued Carey for “X Factor Karaoke.” It might finally be time to welcome her to the leper colony……….


- No one likes mosquitoes and very few enjoy dengue fever. Ironically enough, mosquitoes may soon find themselves at the forefront of the fight against the disease. Brazilian health authorities have they expanded their program fight against dengue fever by opening opened a large-scale mosquito farm in the northeast state of Bahia to produce genetically engineered mosquitoes to fight the illness. The genetically modified male mosquitoes are bred to carry a lethal gene against the dengue virus. They are then released into the wild to mate with female mosquitoes (who are actually the ones who bite humans – since they need the blood for their eggs). Once the lethal gene is passed on to the offspring they die in the larvae stage and never make it to adulthood. In short, they are rigging male mosquitoes’ DNA to turn them into unintentional killers of their own families. There currently is no vaccine for dengue fever and prevention is difficult in poorer countries The World Health Organization classifies dengue as a mosquito-borne viral infection that causes a severe flulike illness and sometimes a potentially lethal complication called hemorrhagic dengue, so combating the illness is paramount. The WHO reports that the incidence of dengue has increased 30 fold over the last 50 years in sub-tropical and tropical areas in the world. Some statistics 50 million to 100 million infections are now estimated to occur annually in over 100 endemic countries, putting almost half of the world’s population at risk. Brazil has nearly 500,000 recent cases of dengue, providing the impetus for the farm in Bahia, which is a partnership between the Brazilian government and Moscamed, an agency that specializes in the production of transgenic insects for the biological control of pests. The farm is expected to produce about 4 million modified male mosquitoes per week. Residents in the areas near the farm have been warned about the project and educated about its potential consequences. On a positive note, the project is projected to cost $1.6 million, not an absurd amount for this sort of idea. If it works, the price will be retroactively evaluated as cheap…….

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Thin Rex Ryan, a new Superman and book burnings


- Any time you can evoke images and memories of some of the more heinous moments of the most murderous regime in world history over a silly romance book, you have to do it, right? Much credit to two Cleveland radio DJs, Chad Zumock and Alan Cox of WMMS 100.7 FM, decided that they had heard just about enough of the racy book (becoming a movie as well) “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which millions of women of all ages have read and become devoted fans of. E.L. James’ book is the bestselling series of all time, with over 20 million copies sold in the United States alone. Some have termed the books “mommy porn,” and linked them to a surge in sex toy sales. In short, the book is about worldly billionaire Christian Grey seducing and falling in love with an innocent college graduate named Anastasia Steele. According to Zumock and Cox, the books have been a consistent topic of conversation on their talk show. . “People were calling and complaining how it was just horrible,” Zumock said. “So it was something we had to do.” That “something we had to do” turned out to be a book-burning party hosted live during their afternoon drive time show from 3 to 7 p.m., on 100.7 FM. So they gathered at a restaurant on the outskirts of Cleveland and had them a good ol’ fashioned book burning, just like the Nazis did in Berlin when they torched tens of thousands of books they found offensive. Zumock and Cox drew a modest crowd of about 50 for their ode to Nazi-like book treatment and didn’t seem too concerned about the message it sent. “Men can’t live up to this book, and it becomes an issue,” Zumock added. “They’re more interested in this and go to bed alone.” “This is giving voice to people who think it’s a piece of garbage,” Cox said before admitting, “I don’t know what we’re standing up for.” And that just about says it all………….


- The reels and the projector had barely cooled down from the first showings of “The Dark Knight
Rises” when the next superhero movie reboot made its presence known. With the world still reeling from the tragic shootings at the “Dark Knight” showing in Colorado, focusing on the movies themselves became tougher. Still, director Zack Snyder is hoping that his spin on the Superman franchise will find a fond place in the hearts of movie fans. “Man of Steel” is the name of the project and a teaser for the movie has been released online and is playing ahead of screenings of “The Dark Knight Rises.” Snyder has plenty of action movie credibility, having directed films such as Watchmen” and “300.” His take on the man from Krypton movie stars Henry Cavill as Clark Kent/Superman, Amy Adams as Lois Lane, Russell Crowe as Jor-El and Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent. With some big, established names attached to the project, the movie has at least a fighting chance even though a Superman film starring Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh is only a few years in the rearview mirror. In the trailer, a slightly arty approach suggests a more high-end motif for the film, with shots of wildlife, no evil villains to be found and Superman showing up only for the final seconds to break to sound barrier and zoom off screen. Given the tepid response to 2006’s “Superman Returns” with Routh and Bosworth, Snyder seems to be reaching on this one and shamelessly recycling an oft-told story because he somehow can put a different spin on it……….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Now that the San Fermin festival is over and there are no more large, angry, 2,000-lb. quadrupeds with horns to run with, Spaniards need a new direction for their energy and they appear to have found it in Madrid this weekend as hundreds unemployed Spaniards who traveled hundreds of miles on foot joined up with massive protests on Saturday against Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy's government and its handling of an economic crisis in the country. Protests have become the norm across Spain since the center-right government announced 65 billion euros in new spending cuts two weeks ago to satisfy the conditions of a euro zone bailout. The uprising gained strength when firefighters and police joined a mass protest on Thursday. Their numbers were bolstered two days later when several hundred jobless people journeyed on foot from the southern region of Andalucia, which has one of the worst unemployment rates in the country, northern Catalonia and other areas in an attempt to highlight the plight of the unemployed in Spain, where almost one in four is without a job. A massive march took place Saturday night near Madrid's Puerta del Sol, a central square that has been the scene of protests involving hundreds of thousands of demonstrators. Police and protestors clashed in a protest at the square earlier this month and riot troops responded with used tear gas and rubber bullets. On Saturday, protestors chanted Unemployed, wake up!" and were joined by members of Spain's "Indignados"(Indignant) movement, which has organized regular sit-ins at the square for more than a year. In addition to dealing with this drama, the government is on the brink of financial collapse after it was forced to ask euro zone leaders for up to 100 billion euros to help ailing banks in the zone's fourth-largest economy. Even so, being poor and down and out should never preclude on from rioting when the time comes for such action………..


- There will be plenty of weighty issues for the New York Jets this season, but head coach Rex Ryan’s weight problems won't be among them. The cherubic Ryan, whose big mouth has long been matched and maybe even surpassed by his massive girth, is on his way to being half the man he used to be. When Ryan stepped on a scale a few days before the 2009 AFC Championship Game, he weighed in at 348 pounds. That stunning moment left him searching for ways to slim down and he underwent lap-band surgery. Now, more than two years later, he has shed more than 100 pounds and he cheerily happily announced Thursday that he now weighs in at 242 pounds. His waistline has shrank from 48 inches to 38 and with his (relative) newfound slimness, he is looking forward to erasing the memory of a disappointing 8-8 2011 season. "I think I've looked forward to this season probably more than any season I've had in my life," he said. "I have something to prove. Shoot, I'm excited about it." Having the weight off his body will be good for a man who is under immense pressure after last year’s disappointing result, when he admitted he "lost the pulse" of his team. The Jets collapsed down the stretch and lost their final three games to miss the playoffs after reaching the AFC title game in Ryan’s first two seasons. He took even more heat for his much-publicized Super Bowl guarantee before last season, the sort of heat his stomach once took back when he would regularly down 12 tacos in a single sitting. Now, Ryan shares an entree with his wife when they go out to dinner, his cholesterol is below 150, and his blood pressure is 120 over 75. "I obviously look a lot better," he said. "I may not be a box of chocolates, but I look a hell of a lot better than I did." At about 6-foot-3, he walks at least 45 minutes each day and he feels so good that he actually has thought about running again. He is a spokesman for the lap-band surgery and even convinced his twin brother, Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, to have the surgery -- and Rob has dropped 60 pounds. Rex Ryan said he underwent the procedure so he can live longer and see his children grow up and at this rate, his odds for doing so are much better………….