Sunday, May 17, 2015

A Capitals problem, meth-making elementary school teachers and David Lynch "Peaks" again


- Sticking your index fingers in your ears and screaming, “LALALALALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” is rarely an effective foreign policy strategy. Myanmar – nee Burma – is going to give it a shot anyhow. Specifically, the Burmese government is choosing to reject the obvious and ignore its neighboring nations’ claims that it is responsible for foisting a growing migrant crisis on its neighbors. See, crowded boats filled with more than 2,000 desperate and hungry refugees have arrived in Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia in recent weeks and while a cynic might look at the fact that most of those on board are ethnic Rohingya Muslims fleeing persecution in Myanmar and infer that Myanmar has a lot to do with this problem, Myanmar thinks otherwise. Choosing not to accept responsibility for those 2,000 refugees or the thousands more believed to be adrift in boats at sea is a textbook case of denial and at the front of that parade is presidential official Maj. Zaw Htay, who boldly proclaimed that his country "will not accept the allegations by some that Myanmar is the source of the problem." Well played, Z. Furthermore this anti-visionary thinker threw down the gauntlet by letting the world know that Myanmar will let them know if it will attend a meeting to be hosted by Thailand later this month aimed at easing the humanitarian emergency once it knows what’s on the agenda. A week and a half remains until the May 29 meeting and from the looks of it, Myanmar may well decide to simply pretend the entire event isn't even happening at all……..


- The weird one has returned. Director David Lynch, who just last month quit on a limited-run return of his iconic 1990s television series “Twin Peaks,” has confirmed that he will return to directing the new series. The past seven months have been full of twists and turns for both Lynch and the “Peaks” revival, as just last October, Showtime announced that it was bringing back the director’s cult favorite series for nine new episodes. It was enough to get the show’s loyal, possibly disturbed following excited, right up to April 5, when Lynch pulled the rug out from under those fans by announcing that he had pulled out of negotiations to direct the project. That left the world wondering about whether the project could soldier on and in an effort to keep it alive, cast members made online videos pleading for Lynch's return. Those videos and the outpouring of support from would-be viewers were enough to win over the director of such films as “Eraserhead” and “Blue Velvet,” prompting Lynch to tweet out the good news that he was reversing field and hopping back in the director’s chair. . "Dear Twitter Friends, the rumors are not what they seem ….. It is !!! Happening again. #TwinPeaks returns on @SHO_Network," he wrote. If this decision actually sticks, the show could hit the air in a few months and while details of the plot remain closely guarded, having the bizarre Lynch helming it ensures that it will be as kooky and eccentric as humanly possible……….


- Being a third-grade teacher can be a) less financially lucrative than one might expect and b) extremely stressful. It’s enough to inspire a woman to go real-life Walter White, as evidenced by the white trash case of Zebulan, North Carolina educator and future women’s prison inmate Lori Whitley. Whitley has been a third-grade teacher at Wendell Elementary School since 2002 and it appears that for at least part of that time, she has also been running a meth lab in her home. Police in Zebulan said they found a meth lab inside the home Whitley shares with her husband Gary and the couple’s 8-year-old son. Johnston County deputies located equipment to make methamphetamine in the morning when officers served a search warrant on the home, which is about 24 miles east of Raleigh. The Whitley clan now faces a number of charges including manufacturing methamphetamine and child abuse. But hell, it’s not like the 8 year old was home at the time and had to witness mom and dad being hauled away in squad car by….oh wait, he was? Scratch that. One of the most hilarious parts of the morning was neighbor Bernard Brodie calling Lori Whitley a “good lady” while noting that he smelled a strong odor coming from the home but did not know there was a drug operation going on in the house. There are a lot of clueless people in the world, y’all. It seems that after long days of dealing with snot-nosed 9 year olds for low pay, Lori Whitley needed something to take the edge off and put some extra money in her pockets. She’s likely headed to a place where neither pockets nor currency that isn’t in the form of cigarettes are a part of daily life……..


- Do the Washington Capitals have a problem? That depends on whether you believe that being unable to win a playoff series when you have a 3-1 lead and merely need to triumph in one of the final three games to advance is a problem. Ask some Capitals players and there is no pattern in blown playoff series leads over the years or in their utter inability to reach the conference finals. This season, the Caps choked away a 3-1 second-round lead over the New York Rangers and bowed out of the playoffs with a 2-1 overtime loss in Game 7. They fell after being a mere 101 seconds from advancing out of the second round, leading the best-of-seven series 3-1 and ahead 1-0 in the third period of Game 5 against New York. And yes, they suffered similar beatdowns at the hands of the Rangers in 2012 and 2013 and the core of the current team -- Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom and Mike Green -- has never won more than one series in a single NHL postseason. But that doesn’t mean anything, right forward Troy Brouwer? "We've got to find a way to be able to get past this little hump of losing in the first or second round, and it starts with closing teams out and not being afraid to succeed," Brouwer said. "It could be a little bit of a mental block for some guys, for sure." Ovechkin, who scored the team’s lone goal in Game 7 but was largely invisible in Games 5 and 6, seemed in denial and said the team “deserved a better result.” But the man in charge – for now – is Caps coach Barry Trotz, so let’s hear his thoughts. "We're going to have (to) find that next level of 'killer instinct,'" Trotz said. Or you could accept that you’re really, really good at one thing and that one thing is falling woefully short of expectations while failing to live up to your hockey potential. Silver linings, yo……….

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