Tuesday, May 26, 2015

SoCal car chase hijinks, a sixth "Mission Impossible" is possible and anything to avoid the Boston Olympics


- Anything but Boston. That should be the motto when it comes to bids to host the 2024 Olympics. Hamburg, Germany, and Boston are the only declared candidates for the Summer Games and with Boston arguably the worst fit imaginable given its cramped infrastructure and transportation concerns even before throwing thousands of athletes and tens of thousands of visitors into the mix for three weeks, anything that lessens the city’s chances of actually being chosen is worthy of applause. Maybe we can all get behind Rome Mayor Ignazio Marino’s proposal that medal ceremonies be held at the Colosseum if the Italian capital wins the bid. Italian Premier Matteo Renzi announced Rome's cost-conscious Olympic bid in December, a mere two years after Italy bailed on bidding for the 2020 Games because of financial concerns. Marino had a meeting with IOC President Thomas Bach and bid committee officials, as well as Italian President Sergio Mattarella, and he channeled his inner Martin Luther King Jr. to win the group over. "I have a dream: If we manage to have the Olympics in Rome, I would like the medal ceremonies to take place at the Colosseum," Marino said. "We want to rebuild the arena of the Colosseum so that the athletes can be lifted in like the gladiators in the Roman times." Bach tried to yuk it up when he cracked that the idea is fine "as long as the lions don't then arrive." Italy’s bid committee is also exploring the possibility of having the finals of various sports at other historic locations, including the Circus Maximus. Rome last hosted the Olympics in 1960 and with . Paris and Budapest, Hungary, expected to enter the race soon, it’s looking good for Boston – and the United States – to dodge this hosting bullet………..


- Memo to Turkish Finance Minister Mehmet Simsek: When talking about budgetary concerns for a country that has a very recent – i.e. ongoing – history of unrest, uprisings and backlash against the government, try to avoid dismissive, offensive terminology like calling government spending of $1.3 billion on luxury cars and other vehicles for officials "peanuts." Simsek said the sum was "peanuts" compared to Turkey's budget, which was probably not the best way to attempt to justify a move by President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who promised to provide an armored Mercedes to the country's top Muslim cleric. The promise came after that very same cleric earlier returned such a vehicle, following public uproar over the extravagance. But hey, if the public is incensed over a massive and wholly unnecessary expense, just wait a bit and try it again. People never get even angrier if you try to sneak it by them a second time. At election rallies ahead of Turkey's June 7 elections, enraged opposition party leaders said Sunday the money could have been spent to improve pensions or to aid Palestinians. Yeah, but….. an armored Mercedes is awesome, right? So what did Simseak do in response? He tried to defend his legume-based explanation for spending ten figures on luxury whips even as Erdogan faces increased heat for moving into a 1,150-room palace that opponents say was constructed despite a court injunction. Yes, it’s a foolproof strategy that you have to be an absolute fool to use and this situation is proof of that………..


- It is, quite simply, the way of Hollywood. A new movie is set to hit theaters and before it can even make its red carpet premiere in New York or Los Angeles, studio executives are already pushing behind the scenes for a sequel. That typically happens with known commodities like “Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation,” a blockbuster fifth installment of the iconic action franchise that is set to arrive in cinemas in July. The movies have gotten steadily worse as the series has dragged on, but movies being what they are, the actual quality of a film has little correspondence to the amount of money it takes in and therefore, how successful it is judged to be within the industry. For example, 2011's “Ghost Protocol” was the highest-grossing film in the series so far and Cruise’s highest-grossing film ever with nearly $700 million worldwide, yet it was terrible and bordered on unwatchable at times. Yet here we are, less than two months from the debut of “Rogue Nation” and word on the street is that a sixth Mission Impossible movie is already coming down the pipeline, with Tom Cruise on board as producer and J.J. Abrams attached as well. Cruise is reportedly not set to star in the movie – not yet, anyhow – but this project is so early in the process that it’s tough to tell exactly how it will look. There will clearly be massive explosions, all manner of car and vehicle chases, aerial theatrics and horrible dialogue, but beyond that it’s up in the air. Nothing is official just yet and should “Rogue Nation” unexpected bomb out in theaters, that could deal a setback to the prospects of any potential sequels. Then again, it’s difficult to imagine Hollywood permanently turning its back on this sort of money-printing machine………..


- How clichéd and common are car chases in southern California? Common enough that your average SoCal resident is sick and tired of them to the point of actively trying to stop them so they can go the hell on with their day and not be hassled any further. Check out what happened over the weekend when a motorist evading California police in a slow-speed chase was stopped not by a spike strip or road block, but by a pedestrian who strolled out in front of the slow-moving vehicle and caused the inebriated driver to stop so police could apprehend and handcuff him. Police also cuffed the man who stopped him after the driver took them on a car crawl that saw his black Mustang convertible lead three police vehicles down a long stretch of Ventura Boulevard, one of Los Angeles' major thoroughfares. The whole bizarre scenario began when police received a call about a possible DUI. They stopped the inslopsticated driver, but he tapped on the gas pedal and eased away from them in a car with its doors decorated with hand-drawn signs in red, white and blue, and decorated with stars, one reading, "VicTorY, war over we win." It’s unclear who “we” are and what we’ve won, but this devious driver motored along at a leisurely pace, flashing "V" signs at pedestrians and rolling along with his hazard lights flashing. Ever the considerate driver, he stopped at intersections for red lights and as he crawled through his last intersection, he encountered a pedestrian who had seen just about enough of some liquored-up a-hole causing an annoyance to his day and his ‘hood. That pedestrian moved from lane to lane in an effort to block the Mustang’s path and the inebriated driver couldn’t shake him. The driver stopped, got out of the car and put his hands in the air. The would-be hero pedestrian took him by the scruff of his shirt and walked him over to a police cruiser, pressing him onto the hood. Three officers took the driver to the pavement and cuffed him, while a fourth officer walked the pedestrian away by the arms and put him in cuffs, too. Stay weird, SoCal……….

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