Friday, May 29, 2015

Bubble baths with Big Talk, West-bozo Baptist Church needs IQ tests and Ray McDonald's new profession


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! It’s on in Paris, where thousands of doctors, nurses and other hospital personnel are demonstrating in the center of the City of lights to protest planned working-hours changes they say will result in more burnout and worse patient care.  In other words, they're being asked to work more and drink wine while nibbling on cheese and croissants while debating the latest fashion trends less and they are NOT happy about it. The protest itself was fairly lame, as technicians in white lab coats and nurses wearing green scrubs gathered in the street outside the headquarters of Paris' regional hospital authority, which oversees 95,000 employees and 38 hospitals. They rocked banners with slogans like "Taking away our rights never made the economy grow" and showed their French might by lining the roadway near the city's Renaissance-style city hall.  Why would the powers that be dare ask these medical professionals to work more? Money, of course. The reform aims to save 20 million euros ($22 million) annually by renegotiating hospital staffs' working-hours agreements, but protester Sabrina Benmesbah, a cardiac nurse at Lariboisiere hospital,  was having none of it. She claimed  the reform would result in less time off for staff and worse care for patients. She may actually be correct on both accounts because if you try to rip time off from doctors and nurses and force them to work more to earn their lavish salaries, they're going to be pissed and angry people typically do not provide the best patient care to the hurting, suffering and seriously ill who come their way…………


- Former Chicago Bears defensive end Ray McDonald has a new profession. His NFL career is over because he's a bonafide bad guy with rage issues and abusive tendencies, but he seems to have found his new calling. The bad news is that his new line of work doesn’t pay well, comes with severe living restrictions and doesn’t offer a lot of chances for upward growth. McDonald was introduced to his new profession when he was  arrested at 5:35 p.m. local time by the Santa Clara Police Department  for violating a restraining order, marking his second arrest in less than 72 hours. McDonald's felonious week began Monday when authorities charged him with domestic violence and child endangerment as a result of an early morning altercation with his former fiancée and mother of his child. Following the incident, police located McDonald at the home of former teammate Justin Smith and placed him under arrest, after which the Bears released a player they never should have signed, given that McDonald was accused in August of domestic violence by the ex-fiancee, but the district attorney in that case decided to not press charges. He's now been arrested four times in the past year and cut by two teams. . The restraining order he is accused of violating was issued as a result of Monday's domestic violence and child endangerment charges and it ended with him being  found McDonald at a local restaurant where he was arrested without incident. His defense, according to his attorney, is that McDonald was never served with a restraining order and that before going to the house, McDonald was told his fiancée would not be there. At this point, there is no way any NFL team is signing him and he'll be fortunate if he avoids serious prison time……..


- It's time, ass hats of Westboro Baptist Church. It's time for you to start administering an IQ test to would-be members to your little Kansas cauldron of unjustified, zealous hate that gives the entire world the mistaken impression that everyone calling themselves a Christian is a bile-spewing, intolerant hatemonger who doesn’t understand a word of what the Bible actually says. The easy solution would be to actually stand for what Christianity is supposed to be about, but we all know that ain't happening. In lieu of that, the church best known for picketing the funerals of U.S soldiers and trying to claim that their deaths of God's punishment for America's tolerance of homosexuality would do well to ensure that it doesn’t look like jingoistic, ignorant fools who don’t bother to do a shred of actual research before staging one of their regrettable demonstrations. Their latest f*ck-up came when Ireland voted to legalize gay marriage and the Westboro numb nuts  took to the streets to picket Emerald Isle's historic same-sex marriage referendum. With their patented “God Hates Fags” rhetoric, they shouted and displayed the orange, white and green flag that we all know represents….the Ivory Coast? Yup. See, Ireland the Ivory Coast have the same three colors on their flag, but their rectangles are shaped and oriented differently. So instead of being hateful and spiteful toward the white, ginger-haired residents of Ireland, the West-bozos were actually hating on Ivory Coast, whose biggest crime of late has been ending up as the most perennially disappointing African nation on the international soccer scene. Desperately trying to cover their own hypocritical asses, the West-tools later made up the bogus story that they intentionally flipped the tri-color flag to suggest a country in distress. Nice try, suckas………


- Who are Big Talk? It's unclear, but the band is hoping to change that and they want to do it with bubble baths. It sounds bizarre, but Ronnie Vannucci has announced that his band will release their second album on direct-to-fan platform Pledgemusic via Little Oil Records. The album will drop July 24 and it will be titled "Straight In No Kissin," with The Killers drummer leading the charge. According to Vannucci, he wants to release something "a little bit more toothy" than the band's self-titled debut. "I wanted to cut live punk rock songs, but I wanted to put something in there for the ladies as well," Vannucci said.  "This way, there’s a nice pop sensibility, but you can tell that there are men playing, not machines. I wanted to give it some f*cking strength." An album with "f*cking strength" doesn’t come cheap or easy and to make ends meet, Big Talk are trying to offer perks and benefits to those willing to pay for them to make an album they will then use to make money. There's an acoustic show at your house ($2,500), Vannucci's microphone ($3,900) and the chance to share a bubble bath with a member of Big Talk ($500). Hopefully one of those incentives sounds good and you'll want to jump on a chance to invest in an album that  was recorded at The Killers' Battle Born Studios in Las Vegas and Vannucci's home studio in Sonoma County. This whole trend of financing bands' albums for them just seems a bit wrong, especially when you can just let some other sucker do it and then pirate the music once it drops……….

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