Wednesday, April 29, 2015

The NFL Pre-Draft Stoner Club, Europe v. plastic bags and Waka Flocka Flame v. his record label


- No need to apologize, Drexel University law school professor Lisa McElroy. You may think it’s a big deal that you inadvertently sent students a link to a porn site rather than an article about writing legal briefs earlier this month, but there is no need to worry. See, a lot of your students were already either a) accessing porn or b) about to access porn once they got done watching a new episode of “The Real World” and downing the two leftover pieces of pizza in the fridge. Yet McElroy says she was "mortified" when she discovered that she had accidentally handed her students a direct pass to some quality adult entertainment. McElroy teaches legal writing and teaching methods at Drexel University's law school and has become something of a punch line nationally for her non-offensive error. The heat she took prompted her to pen an op-ed in The Washington Post in which she explained that she cares deeply about her students and university and about being a role model for her adolescent daughters. She labeled the incident "pretty trivial" and criticized what she called "tabloid journalists" who ridiculed her for what she did. In the piece, McElroy said there are worse things than humiliation, including, as she put it, "the willingness -- even the desire -- to bring others down to lift yourself up." Even the university knows this is no big deal and a university spokeswoman says Drexel looked into the matter and "cleared the way for her to continue her academic and research responsibilities." Henceforth, McElroy should simply be known as the cool professor who provides easy access to decent porn and anyone who thinks less of her for it is the one with the problem………..


- Waka Flocka Flame is a busy dude with lofty ambitions. He’s pretending to run for President of the United States at the moment, but aside from that hollow publicity stunt, he’s using his power as an Artist-in-Keef, er, Chief to declare war on his record label, Atlantic Records. As he prepares his new album, “Flockaveli 2,” for release, he’s beefing with the label because he believes it is holding him back from achieving his true potential. He took to Twitter to voice his dissent over the delay in the album’s release, labeling it “sad” and offering to buy out his contract in an effort to get the album released. He urged his followers to tweet their reactions with the hashtag '#LETWAKAGO' and appears poised to wage a very public war with Atlantic over the issue. "Sad that my label holding #Flockaveli2 BACK...!!!!! LET ME BUYOUT MY CONTRACT ASAP #AtlanticRecords," he wrote. So far, the label hasn’t caved or shown any interest in taking a bum deal to let one of its top earners go free. Whenever the album does drop, it will be Waka Flocka's first release since 'Triple F Life: Friends, Fans & Family' in 2012. Previously, the Flaming One claimed that Jay Z, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Drake and 50 Cent would all feature on the new album, although he later doubled back and tried to spin his misspeak by saying that he didn’t deserve a Jay-Z or Kanye guest spot "'cause I ain't go gold or platinum. To me, you can't work with a gold or platinum artist if you haven't [gone] gold or platinum.” Lose this battle with the label on the heels of that massive over-promise and it starts to look like this is a man who speaks far too quickly and without any advance thinking………


- Europe has declared war….on plastic bags. Many countries across the continent have long been seeking ways to reduce the use of flimsy plastic bags that are hazardous for the environment, with stores in many European Union member nations charging people for each of the bags they use for their groceries or other purchases. But the fight got kicked up a notch this week when the European Parliament approved rules to further squeeze those who would put the environment in peril for the sake of a plastic sack. Going forward, Euro shoppers will have to use sturdier, re-usable bags or pay extra if they want to use the polluting versions that are often dispensed at supermarket counters or pharmacies. With the removal of the last major hurdle to pass the legislation, all 28 EU member nations have already approved the measure once and their final backing should be confirmed later this year. Under the more stringent guidelines, member states are required to reduce the use of such plastic bags by some 80 percent by 2025. To preserve the illusion of choice are free will in all of this, each country will have a choice on how it goes about getting to the place it is mandated to reach. It’s a bit like being forced to go to that painfully boring family holiday gathering or work meeting, but having the choice to ride in a crowded compact car or sit beside a smelly, mentally unhinged homeless dude while riding the bus to make the trip. As recently as five years ago, every EU citizen used an average of some 180 lightweight bags per year, but the aim of this legislation is to further slash that number and in the process, give the environment a much-needed boost……..


- Missouri defensive end/outside linebacker Shane Ray, welcome to the fraternity. Someone had to join the club that adds at least one new member every spring and one of the top defensive players in next month’s NFL draft stepped up – and bonged up – to make it happen. Ray, a projected top-10 pick, was cited Monday for marijuana possession, adding his name to a growing list of diehard stoners who simply cannot wait until after the biggest day of their career and life to this point to pack a bowl of dope dank and get higher than a hot air balloon. That positive test means Ray is now automatically enrolled in the behavioral portion of Phase 1 of the NFL's substance abuse program, courtesy of doctors independent of the NFL or the NFL Players Association. The good news is that this means Ray will not face any league discipline, but he is subject to random drug testing and more importantly, his draft stock just took a big hit. While he’s still expected to be picked in the first or early second round, dropping out of the top 10 will likely cost him millions of dollars and all because he couldn’t say no to the bong for a few more days. Get drafted, get your agent to work on that first contract with a nice signing bonus and then get baked, S. Technically, he was charged not for using marijuana but for possession of the substance, but he was still charged after a traffic stop early Monday near Columbia, Missouri and coupled with a positive test for marijuana use during his early playing days at Missouri and he seems like an unrepentant ganja enthusiasts who may have a tough time saying no to the herb when he has millions of dollars at his disposal and the lifestyle of a professional athlete to enjoy. Score one for the addictive power of pot and another point against the sagging self-discipline of pothead college football players whose love for the hippie lettuce outweighs their appreciation for the financial windfall about to come their way if only they can stay clean and sober for a few more days………

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