Saturday, May 09, 2015

Principal + student sex + pot, Courtney Love's ego and Riot Watch! Macedonia


- The NBA playoffs just got real, y’all. Sure, the postseason began weeks ago and we’re now in the second round, but everyone knows it’s not really legit until someone is talking junk and dropping profanities on someone else’s mother. Enter Los Angeles Clippers forward Matt Barnes, who hit the mother of Houston Rockets guard James Harden with a profane remark during Game 2 of the Western Conference semifinals Wednesday night. The Rockets informed the NBA about Barnes' verbal exchanges with fans in both games of the series, which took place in Houston and were split between the two evenly matched squads. That exact words Barnes said are clear, but according to Harden's mother, Monja Willis, Barnes apologized at the request of Harden's brother. "My older son walked over to him and told him to apologize," Willis said. "And he did." Barnes will talk sh*t to just about anyone, but in this case, his team came up short in a 115-109 loss. Those involved in the hotly contested game were well-aware of Barnes’ choice words. "I heard about some of that stuff," Rockets coach Kevin McHale said. "You don't say anything to [the mother]. If you got something to say, say it to the guy you're playing against. I never thought of talking bad to Magic [Johnson's] mother. It's hard enough talking trash to Magic." McHale is clearly a relic of a bygone era in the NBA and doesn’t understand the next generation of players, even if mother smack has always been a bit below the belt regardless of era. Here’s hoping Barnes and Harden have plenty of matchups during the course of however many games remain in this suddenly compelling series……….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The rage is real in Macedonia, where thousands of opposition supporters have joined nationwide protests against alleged police brutality in what would seem like a possibly ironic twist by virtue of taking actions that would incite the very behavior you’re rioting against in the first place. The unrest followed reports that the conservative government conducted a massive wiretap campaign and unlike the United States, were the placated, fat and happy masses shrug off additional government intrusion into their lives, Macedonia punching back. In response to clashes during a protest that left 38 officers and one protester injured, police blocked off streets leading to the government building in the capital, Skopje, and yet it wasn’t enough to dull the sharp edge of snarkiness being put out by the opposition. Some 1,000 people were spotted marching through the city and according to multiple reports, smaller demonstrations were held in eight other cities. Credit for this uprising goes in large part to opposition leader Zoran Zaev — citing illegally recorded conversations — for having the temerity to accuse the government of trying to cover up the 2011 police killing of a 22-year-old man. Zaev cleaarly knows how to fan the flames of public dissent and incite the masses to revolt, namely by accusing Prime Minister Nikola Gruevski of tapping the phones of 20,000 people, including police. Odds are that in any country with even the most modest level of development, the government is indeed listening and invading the lives of private citizens, so rioting should probably happen much more often than it actually does……….


- Courtney Love’s ego is living large again….or still, as odds are it never stopped being bloated and thinking its owner is much more awesome than she’s ever been. Love and pop hack Lana Del Rey kicked off their Endless Summer tour in Houston this week and like any tour worth a damn – and ones such as this, that aren't – it needs something to elevate it above the masses and make people want to throw away a lot of money for tickets, t-shirts and concessions. Love is trying to provide that separation for her wildly overrated, Kurt Cobain’s legacy-gravy-training ass and Del Rey and in that pursuit, she has dubbed the two of them "the queen of rage and the queen of anguish." Love, the never-was who is still trying to act like a legit rock star, will support Del Rey for eight shows across the United States this May, beginning with a gig at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion in Houston. When she got her turn on stage, Love was at least smart enough to realize that there exists a massive gap between the tone-deaf losers who support her and Del Rey's fans. "You're too young to know my lyrics, which freaks me out," Love said. "How many of you are gay? Thank God. OK, we're fine then." Umm….OK. That was an awkard transition that led to a set in which Love performed 'Skinny Little Bitch,” “Violet,” “Malibu” and “Celebrity Skin.” If she wants to endear herself to audiences only suffering through her music to hear Del Rey, though, she probably shouldn’t be refusing to perform one of her songs from hit TV show “Empire,” which is what she did in Houston. "Did someone just request that 'Empire' song? So not gonna happen,” Love said. Neither is you ever being the rock star you think you are, C……….


- Everyone wants to be the cool principal. Krista Morton of Wellington, Florida was simply willing to take it a bit further than most and that’s why she was arrested after she was caught partially unclothed in a marijuana-filled car with a student. Morton’s relationship with the student is unclear, but it’s safe to say anything that ends with a 45-year-old woman arrested in Palm Springs when police respond to a report of people involved in sexual activity in a car and found with a high school senior she appeared poised to coitus is not a situation that is going to reflect well on said woman. There’s no doubt that parents at Mavericks High of Palm Springs, a charter school, have to be immensely proud of the woman leading their students through their final years of childhood as they prepare to head out into the world and the scene on this particular day was an uplifting one all around. When police rolled up on Morton’s car, she opened the door with her shirt unbuttoned, exposing part of her chest. Thinking quickly, she lied and told them she had just met the teenager. While the offer of sex and free pot from an older woman would in fact be a strong draw for the average senior guy in any high school, the student told the truth and informed police that Morton was his principal. Oh, and that pungent odor of pot also tipped officers off. Both Morton and her young conquest were arrested, but it is the principal who faces possession-of-marijuana charges All in all, this unidentified boy should be forever a hero among his classmates, who will have a new principal in charge of them when they return for classes in the fall………

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