Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Old Philly pimps, "X-Files" gets a return date and hate for Sergio Garcia


- The hate for Sergio Garcia runs deep for many golf fans. How deep? So much so that as the Spanish star was playing the final round in contention at the Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass, fans were actively rooting for him to miss shots in the latter half of the round. "Go in the water!" a fan yelled after Garcia hits one putt. "It was probably about three or four times on every hole since the 10th hole," Garcia said. “It was great for the most part. Obviously, some guys there that don't deserve to be here watching golf, but that's what it is." His playing partner was fan favorite Rickie Fowler and in a three-man playoff with little-known Kevin Kisner, everyone knew that fan favor would not slant in Garcia’s direction. What no one expected was for the cheers that greeted his double dunk at the par-3 17th after his run-in with Tiger Woods at TPC Sawgrass in 2013 to morph into an even more vitriolic outpouring of disdain. Simply put, the anti-Sergio sentiment was louder and nastier than any of the normal trash talk fans fire off at the event. The bile began flowing well before the three-hole aggregate playoff and it took a decidedly nasty turn when some of the spectators chanted, "U.S.A.," as Garcia putted on the 17th green. An undeterred Garcia whiffed what NBC analyst Johnny Miller called the "putt of his career" and turned back for a wordless “Eff you”  glance at the crowd ringing the green. . "I wouldn’t say that [they caused me to miss the ball], no. They shouted at the wrong time on top of the ball, so I was able to back away," Garcia said. "When I get in contention, no [it wasn’t any more than usual]." Whatever you say, Serge………


- Hey Guinea, remember that former coup leader you forced into exile a few years back? Yeah, well, he’d like to not only come back home, but he’d like to run the whole damn country. Last we saw Moussa "Dadis" Camara, he was an army captain who seized power in 2008 after the country's longtime dictator died. Oddly enough, he was not a beloved figure and that was proven out later on when he was shot in the head in an assassination attempt by his own bodyguard. Maybe that shot to the head dulled his memory or maybe he figures it was merely an isolated incident of attempted murder and that he’s really grown as a person since then, because after spending several years in exile in Burkina Faso, he’s baaaaaack. Not only that, coming out of exile he has also formed a new political party and announced Monday he would be the party's candidate in the October vote. The first plank of the party’s platform, one would imagine, is to not shoot its leader in the head, although that hasn’t been confirmed. What also hasn’t been confirmed is whether Guinea's electoral commission would allow the former coup leader to run from outside the country, as those seeking to preside over a nation are typically expected to reside in it. Guinea has done well for itself since Camara left the country, holding its first democratic elections in 2010. Their embrace of democracy probably wasn’t with this particular instance in mind, so the notion of the man who wrongly tried to seize power and only left when someone pumped some lead into his skull coming back to take the reins, not that appealing……..


- The weird has an official return date for Fox. Specifically, the return date for the network’s short-term revival of “The X-Files” has been set and fans of Mulder and Scully can rest secure in the knowledge that their beloved investigators of the odd will be back….next year. Yes, the “X” revival roars to life Jan. 25, to be followed the very next night by the second of the six new episodes. From there, the four remaining shows will air on Monday nights. Fox announced back in March that it would heed the call for a small-screen return for the popular science fiction series. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will reprise their roles as Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, with Chris Carter back in the big chair as the show’s executive producer. Mitch Pileggi will also be back as FBI boss Walter Skinner and Carter previously said the reincarnated show will be "honest" to the show's characters. "I know what I want to do, how I want it to lay out - the balance of mythology to stand-alone episodes,” he said. “The people that are going to be involved have been talking since the beginning of the year, so we have a clear idea of how this should be, or the best way we think this should be laid out.” The last anyone saw “The X-Files,” the franchise was producing an ill-fated second spin-off movie in 2008, following a similarly disappointing film 10 years prior. In between, the show aired on Fox for nine seasons between 1993 and 2002, cultivating a massive cult following and leading to Fox’s January revelation that it would come back for an abbreviated run. Fox did the same last year for its action-spy vehicle “24,” bringing Jack Bauer back for a romp through London before he was turned over to the Russians, never to be seen again……….


- Some dudes are just pimps to the end. Enter an unidentified man living in a suburban Philadelphia assisted-living facility who refused to adhere to the notion that a guy in his 70s should be mellowed out, ready to finish out his time on Earth playing cards, pounding bags of Werther’s Originals and waiting on a visit from his grandson. This old-timer rejected those preconceived notions in many ways, including allegedly paying hookers to have sex with him using profits earned from peddling alcohol to fellow residents. According to housing official Uri Monson, this old badass is a "more mobile gentleman" who went on booze runs for his neighbors. Why going out to get a bottle of Johnnie Walker or Jim Beam for Myrtle in Room 160 and some quality scotch for Frank in Room 205 is a problem remains unclear, but this pimp’s downfall (yes, technically he’s a john and not a pimp, but his racket should qualify him for permanent pimp status) was having housing officials find one of his ladies of the night hiding under his bad. The incident was reported after county commissioners authorized contract extensions with private facilities housing former residents of the closed county-owned assisted living facility and because to believe that it has the right to tell this dude who he sleeps with and whether or not he can break the law by paying those women to sleep with him. As usual, those in their final lap around the great track of life don’t seem to care too much about what other think of their actions………

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