Sunday, May 24, 2015

Hockey cold wars, China v. Myanmar and pork-based hate crimes


- Is a hockey cold war in the offing? If former Detroit Red Wings star and current Russian senator Slava Fetisov is allowed to decide, then the answer is going to be an emphatic yes. Fetisov is leading the charge to have the Communist hell hole on the eastern flank of Europe reintroduce Soviet-style restrictions to prevent promising young hockey players from moving to the NHL. Because any time you can channel the policies of Stalin, you need to cash in on that chance. The esteemed senator said that federal law should be used to stop Russian players from moving to North America before they turn 28. In other words, keep them under Russian control through the best years of their career with the aim of keeping  "our most talented guys, the ones who the people come to see." How jingoistic of you, Slava. It’s fitting that this guy who is trying to keep the best Russian players in a form of indentured servitude – albeit with better pay – is named Slava, because dude wants to make these athletes a slave to the machine. Ironically, Fetisov was one of the first players to benefit from the relaxation of Soviet-era rules that prevented any hockey players from leaving. He bolted from Russia to the NHL in 1989, joining the New Jersey Devils when he was 31, and went on to win two Stanley Cups with the Red Wings. Now that he’s made his money and earned his fame, he wants to tighten the reins on the next generation and make sure that they aren't jumping ship for bigger money and better hockey in that bastion of capitalist greed to the west………


- China, you have company. Your controlling policies on how many children couples are allowed to pop out have long been the gold standard for the government reaching into the lives of private citizens are dictating how they can chase their dreams and ambitions, but your friends in Myanmar are gaining ground fast. They took a huge step forward when their president signed off on a controversial law requiring some mothers to space their children three years apart. The Population Control Health Care Bill — drafted under pressure from hard-line Buddhist monks with a staunchly anti-Muslim agenda — definitely seems like it overreaches and critics smartly point out that it could be used not only to trample women’s rights, but also to restrict religious and ethnic minorities. Foreign parties have suggested that such a law could stoke the always-simmering flames of intolerance in Myanmar, a predominantly Buddhist nation of 50 million that is already deep in the throes of sectarian violence. Supporters of the bill counter that the law merely gives regional authorities the power to implement birth-spacing guidelines in areas with high population growth rates, preventing people with no self-control and no intelligence on the practices of various birth control tactics from flooding poor areas with strained resources with too many kids to support. As usual, if common people would simply use the brain cells God gave them and realize that having five kids in five years when you don’t even have the income to support on is a poor idea………


- Score another one for artistic weirdness when it comes to the truly esoteric rock band of the 21st century, Radiohead. The weird one leading the parade for the auteurs of ‘Karma Police,” Thom Yorke, has channeled his inner hipster and recorded an 18-day soundtrack to a new art exhibition by Radiohead visual artist Stanley Donwood. Donwood, who has been designing Radiohead’s artwork since the British rockers released “The Bends” in 1995. Yorke and Donwood launched the showcase at Carriageworks in Sydney, Australia, revealing a comprehensive look at 25 years' worth of work. It is titled ‘The Panic Room’ and runs until June 6 and anyone who shows up will hear a little something different as Yorke’s ambient soundtrack, 'Subterranea,’ features 18 days' worth of original material. There are no plans for an official release, but the soundtrack is audible in a preview online for anyone who doesn’t have the time or spare cash to fly to Australia and spend a day or two immersing themselves in the high-minded, pompous artistry of two men who probably believe they are way, way cooler than you. Donwood also gave fans a preview via Twitter, sending out pictures from inside The Panic Office, which includes artwork for Radiohead, Thom Yorke and Atoms For Peace. Finding another band this wrapped up in its own mythology and creations might be difficult, but if you have a patented art-observing stance, sigh and pensive look to pull out when examining a new creation, this could be the next great adventure for you……..


- When an attempted gesture of racial hate is so lame, so clichéd and so tired, it’s almost not worth getting angry. Someone should have told that to the hundreds of people who gathered in suburban Boston for a peace rally in response to the desecration of a Holocaust memorial with chunks of pork earlier this week. Sure, the gathering was actually an interfaith service that drew a large crowd at Pride of Lynn Cemetery in Lynn, site of the Holocaust memorial, but there really was no reaction needed to some ass hat leaving five chunks of raw pork at the memorial's base Tuesday. Yes, Jewish dietary laws prohibit eating pork. Yes, this was a definitey sign of a loser who thought it would be funny to insult Jewish people with a gesture both unimaginative and just plain ignorant. However, the idea of police investigating the incident as a possible hate crime and pursuing a new lead after a cemetery worker found what appears to be a supermarket wrapper in which the pork may have been carried is just too much. If the best someone can do is waste their time and money buying raw pork and tossing it at a Holocaust memorial, then that person is such a lost cause that it’s beneath the insulted people to even respond. It was nice of Chabad Lubavitch of the North Shore Rabbi Yossi Lipsker to say that people at the rally stand united against all forms of evil and we all should do so, but in this case the responsible  party is like the drunken, slurring family member at your holiday gathering, the person everyone ignores because he’s a brain-dead ignoramus when he’s sober and ,ay actually have a negative IQ when drunk. Actually, uncle Terry and his .12 BAC are probably still smarter than whoever pulled this pork prank and thought it was cool……….

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