Tuesday, May 19, 2015

"The Mindy Project" on Hulu, Chris Christie likes expanding sh*t and L.A. gets a football, er, futbol team


- Is anyone noticing a trend developing in the long-running dispute between a German train drivers' union and national railway Deutsche Bahn? The union is unhappy with the latest offer from the railway, goes on an über-short-term strike and then gets back to work, only to strike again a few weeks later. It’s happened twice before and now it’s happening again after the GDL union’s latest round of talks with the country's main railway operator over the weekend failed to produce an agreement. Union officials announced that they will stage another strike, saying that freight train drivers would go on strike Tuesday and passenger train drivers would follow Wednesday. This strike may be a bit more effective than its predecessors, which were for short, predetermined amounts of time. Union head Claus Weselsky says the strike is not open-ended but gave no specific timing, saying only that it would be "somewhat longer" than the five-day walkout in May. The May work was stoppage the longest strike so far in an increasingly bitter dispute between the union and Deutsche Bahn, with the rail drivers demanding both a 5-percent pay increase and shorter hours. The central problem remains the union’s demand to negotiate for other staff, including conductors, who are traditionally represented by a larger rival union. Sadly, no one involved seems to be learning or upping their negotiating game as this struggle drags on, so the odds of a resolution any time soon appear lower than the percentage of raised pay the striking drivers are demanding from their employer……..


- Congrats, Los Angeles. You’re getting a new football team and a modern new stadium too…..wait….make that a futbol team, the kind that America really doesn’t give a damn about. But hey, at this point you can't be picky and so maybe it’s just best to celebrate the fact that Major League Soccer's expansion Los Angeles Football Club is planning a $250 million stadium that would be built on the site of the Sports Arena next to Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. It’s no NFL team or stadium, but this gem of a 15-acre complex in Exposition Park would include a conference center, restaurants and a soccer museum. Right in the center, a monument to the fact that there are still delusional people out there who believe that soccer matters in the United States, r would be a 22,000-seat venue, home to the new MLS team when it makes its debut in 2018. The new club's leadership decided to go forward with the project last week and with the historic Coliseum serving as a backdrop, Henry Nguyen, who serves as the head of LAFC's ownership, said, "Today is a great milestone for us to have at least publicly stated where we want to be." He noted that the ownership is “excited to be a part of this historic sports area and this historic Exposition Park museum campus” and in that sense, he’s totally right. Soccer doesn’t belong anywhere near America’s storied sports history and if someone foolishly offers an MLS team a spot at the kids’ table near the real sports, it would be foolish not to grab a tiny plastic chair and enjoy the view. "Building a new stadium in south Los Angeles will create a lot of good jobs for people who live here, also construction jobs as well," minority owner Magic Johnson added. Oh no. They done brainwashed an NBA Hall of Famer into being involved with this joke……….


- Chris Christie isn't really into shrinking the size of things. Clearly, dude has never shown any interest in shrinking the portion sizes on his dinner plate or in reducing the girth of his state-supported food budget and it appears that he’s likewise a fan of bloated government surveillance tactics. The likely Republican presidential candidate delivered a spirited defense of post-Sept. 11 intelligence-gathering capabilities to kick off the week, backing existing programs and calling for an expansion of such programs even as Congress seeks ways to rein in the programs. The scandal-minimizing New Jersey governor spent seven years as the U.S. attorney in New Jersey before he was elected governor and is of the opinion that the government needs to strengthen its anti-terror and surveillance laws. "We need to toughen our anti-terror and surveillance laws to give our services the legal mechanisms to do their job," he said before zeroing in on former National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden, who in 2013 leaked thousands of documents to journalists. Snowden clued Americans into the fact that the National Security Agency had for years been secretly collecting data about millions of their landline phone calls. "When Edward Snowden revealed our intelligence secrets to the world in 2013, civil liberties extremists seized that moment to advance their very own narrow agenda," Christie said. "They want you to think that there's a government agent listening in every time you pick up the phone or Skype with your grandkids. They want you to think our intelligence community are the bad guys — straight out of the 'Bourne Identity' or some other Hollywood thriller.” First off, you keep Jason Bourne’s name out of your fat mouth, Christie. Secondly, Jason Bourne would rip that third toaster pastry of the morning out of your chubby hands, smack you across your portly face and demand that you stop following him and listening to his phone conversations too. If 300 House members voted to end the NSA's bulk phone records collection program and replace it with a system to leave the data with telephone companies and allow the NSA to search the data on a case-by-case basis, maybe the government actually got something right for a change………


- Everyone’s favorite neurotic sitcom OB-GYN lives on.  Even though Fox pulled the plug on Mindy Kaling’s “The Mindy Project” earlier this month, the show will live on thanks to the place that defunct shows with a cult following go to stay alive these days, Hulu. The video streaming service, which already owns the streaming rights to the show's existing episodes, ,has ordered a 26-episode fourth season of the series and sounds legitimately excited about bringing the former “The Office” actress aboard. "Mindy has been a beloved member of the Hulu family, so this deal is a natural extension of our relationship," Hulu's Craig Erwich said in a statement. Kaling is likewise sunny and rosy and believes Hulu is a natural new home for her creation. "I am thrilled ‘The Mindy Project’ has found a new home on Hulu, where so many of our fans are already watching the show," Kaling said. “The Mindy Project” debuted on Fox in 2012 and recently completed its third season on the network, but declining ratings led Fox to decide it could find another, cheaper sitcom to churn out the same crappy ratings. Critics largely love Kaling and co-stars Chris Messina and Ed Weeks, but the numbers for a show about obstetrician/gynecologist Mindy Lahiri as she tries to balance her professional life co-managing a small medical practice in New York City with her pratfall-riddled personal life simply don’t point to a ratings juggernaut. Sure, big-name guest stars such as James Franco, Seth Rogen, Tyler The Creator, Moby and Laura Dern have drawn some temporary buzz, but there are only so many famous friends you can work into story arcs……..

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