Monday, May 04, 2015

A reminder why soccer is ridiculous, De La Soul begs for $ and selling out/on Deron Williams


- No one has confused Brooklyn Nets point guard Deron Williams with a franchise player in at least five years. Therefore, it shouldn’t be a story that head coach Lionel Hollins admitted as much a day after the Nets were eliminated from the playoffs…and yet, here we are. Lionel, take it away. "He's not a franchise player anymore," Hollins said. "He's a good player, he's a solid player, but I don't think he's a franchise player anymore. That's just my opinion. He's a good player. I'm proud of the way he's bounced back and played, and there's so much pressure on him to be a franchise player, and everybody talks about a franchise player, but we need to have a franchise team.” Right now the Nets have none of the above and according to Hollins, having a “franchise team” means that all players play hard, together and unselfishly. “To me, that's what basketball is about. It's not about a franchise player. I mean, those guys come along once in a lifetime, and everybody doesn't get a chance to coach one,” he added. It seems like an eternity – or 2010 in this case – ago that NBA general managers voted Williams the best point guard in the NBA, but his time with the Nets has been marked by injuries, subpar conditioning and a general lack of performance despite a five-year, $100 million contract. He averaged just 11.8 points and 5.5 assists while shooting 39.1 percent from the field in his team's first-round series loss to the Atlanta Hawks, backing up what former teammate Paul Pierce said before the postseason when he claimed Williams didn't want to be an MVP candidate and couldn't handle the pressure of playing in New York. Factor in the turn by Hollins, who has repeatedly defended Williams against criticism, and it would seem that everyone is finally on the same page about the status of D-Will……….


- Them damn bells. For Burlington, Vermont resident Olga Lopatina, it’s not a case of tinnitus, but actual bells producing the ringing in her ears that she wishes would just stop. Lopatina lives near Christ the King Church and while a church would normally seem to be the sort of quiet, polite neighbor you’d like to have…unless that neighbor began a tradition last summer of broadcasting the sounds of bells and hymns to its neighborhood. Notice the phrase “sounds of bells” and not simply “bells chiming,” as the church has put a cheaper, new-school twist on the idea of church bells. . "It's not really music," Lopatina lamented. “This one, it sounds like a teenage iPhone recording, like the first generation ring tones that you pay 99 cents." Oh no she didn’t….Olga just dropped some first-generation iTunes ring tone smack on these fools. Ironically, Lopatina said she loves the natural sound of bells after growing up in Ukraine, but these days the droning of digital bells is a bother and not a blessing. The bells have divided the community, some of whom have posted fliers against the noise and claimed that the bells violate Burlington's noise ordinance. A meeting with a mediator was scheduled for March, but those hoping for relief will have to wait because that meeting was postponed until May 18. This is all hilariously ironic in Vermont, a state deemed the least religious in the nation by a Gallup Poll last year. In the state’s largest city, the recorded chimes are played three times of day from the church building, which also houses a school. They sound off at noon, when the students are let out of school at 2:45 p.m. and at 6 p.m. In light of the public outcry, the church agreed to some modifications to the volume and length of the recordings but critics claim it has not adhered to them. The truly sad part of this is that unlike actual bells, which can be easily sabotaged and therefore necessitate expensive and lengthy repairs, some priest dropping his iPod nano onto a docking station and playing digital bells three times a day is much more difficult to snuff of……….


- There’s something just wrong about once-famous recording artists begging fans for money on crowdfunding websites. Even if said artists haven't been relevant or even released an album in more than a decade, going out with hat in hand and hitting up people working low-paying, blue-collar jobs for some money so you can get back in the studio and put out an album you then expect them to buy has a pathetic and just plain wrong quality to it, but groups like Long Island hip hop outfit De La Soul continue to exploit the hell out of fans’ dogged devotion to their music as a means of racking up hundreds of thousands in free money. The trio recently announced their eighth album, “And The Anonymous Nobody,” which will be their first new release in 11 years. They set out to fund the album via a Kickstarter campaign and set an ambitious goal of $110,000 to make it happen. That number turned out to be far too low, as they have reached their goal thanks to 11,169 supporters pledging $600,874. The project will feature guest sports from 2 Chainz, David Byrne, Little Dragon and others and propelled by a massive wad of cash sent their way, the group is legitimately excited about what lies ahead. "One way to look at this is that we’re sampling ourselves. So far, we’ve got over 200 hours of tape - we’ve been recording this music for years and finally we’ve got what we need to make the best De La Soul record ever,” member Dave Jude Jolicoeur said. The last time the world heard a new De La Soul album was 2004 with “The Grind Date” and its successor will include samples from original recordings made by the group and session musicians in Los Angeles over the past three years. One track that won't appear on the project is “God It,” a new song recently released by the group and featuring a guest spot by Naas. "While busy at work, we also like to play! This song is not from the new album, but an indication of the good music to come... Just a little appetizer until we complete the main course. You may recognize our featured guest. Enjoy,” the group wrote in a post about the song. Here’s hoping “Whoring It Out For $$$$” is a track that makes the cut for the album…………


- The world never really gets a chance to forget how ridiculous soccer is…because the sports of hooligans, throwing lit road flares at players and trying to burn your city to the ground whenever your team wins or loses won't let us forget. Just as we creep up on a sufficient amount of time having passed so as to put the most recent riot or attack behind us, another one pops up, even uglier and more indefensible than its predecessor. Go ahead and add the goings on in Poland over the weekend to the list after a man died after being hit by a rubber bullet and 14 police officers were injured during clashes that erupted during a Polish league football match in the south of the country. What sparked this fatal unrest? Was it some hideous social injustice that merely happened to come to the forefront at a soccer match? Hell no. Are you stupid? It was nothing more than supporters of the local Concordia Knurow team bum-rushing the field during a match against Ruch Radzionkow because their team was trailing 4-1. As always, if your team is about to suffer an embarrassing home loss to a rival, you may as well storm the pitch and try to create mayhem. These fans succeeded in that respect and one of them died after being struck by a rubber bullet when police fired at the attackers. The riots continued at the hospital, where the sh*t hit the outdoor fan after the fan struck by bullet was pronounced dead. "We are shaken by the fighting we witnessed. Stones and Molotov cocktails were thrown,” Tomasz Pitsch, the deputy director of the Knurow hospital, said. At least the friends and loved ones of the deceased can take peace in knowing the man they cared about died for a good reason……….

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