Sunday, February 01, 2015

100,000-percent profits on art, Macedonian coup fun and Gorillaz returns

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- Gorillaz will ride again. Jamie Hewlett, co-founder of the virtual band, has announced plans for a return after four years away – as much as a band comprised of cartoon characters can actually go away given that they don’t exist in a physical form anyway. Hewlett, a comic book artist and designer when he’s not conjuring up animated rock bands, revealed the news in an Instagram post that featured new drawings of fictional band members Murdoc and Noodle. A fan asked him about what the post meant and he replied, "Yes Gorillaz Returns.” Hewlett didn’t offer up any further details, but any new release would be Gorillaz’s first since they dropped “The Fall” back in 2011, even though they also tried the same lame-ass tactic that real bands try when looking to make money without making new music by releasing a “singles collecytion” unimaginatively titled “The Singles Collection 2001-2011” later that same year. Hewlett's fellow Gorillaz co-creator, Damon Alban, has remained active over the past four years, albeit not exactly at the forefront of the rock and roll world. Instead, he’s been slaving away at his laptop writing the music for a new musical that will be shown at Manchester's Palace Theatre in July as part of Manchester International Festival. That show, grammatically botched title-wise with the moniker wonder.land, is inspired by Lewis Carroll's classic novel Alice In Wonderland and is directed by Rufus Norris. Then again, writing songs to be performed by actual human beings instead of cartoons has to be a nice and welcome change of pace for any musical mind………




- Don’t bag on Macedonian Social Democratic Union party leader Zoran Zaev (a.k.a. Z-Squared) for doing what he’s supposed to do. He’s the leader of an opposition party and by definition, that means he’s trying to affect change and alter the status quo. So what if he allegedly plotted a violent overthrow of the country’s current government to make that happen? Peaceful means don’t always work and you may not have time to negotiate or politick your way to a mutually agreeable solution, meaning occasionally it’s going to be time to revolt. Macedonian authorities don’t agree and they’ve charged Zev with plotting a coup and banning him from fleeing, er, leaving the country. He’s been charged with "violence against representatives of the highest state authorities,” which sounds really bad, but he was also freed after being questioned by an investigative judge. He wasn’t arrested even though he was ordered to hand over his passport, with Prime Minister Nikola Gruevski accusing Zaev of trying to blackmail him into resigning and giving way to a government of technicians by threatening to publish compromising phone conversations. Hey Nicky, if you don’t want those conversations being used against you, then don’t have them on a phone that can be bugged and hacked, my man. This case has been building for a while now and last weekend, authorities arrested former intelligence chief Zoran Verusevski, his wife and one other man in connection with the case. All of this stems from Zaev's party accusing the ruling conservatives of fraud in the April 2014 election and boycotting parliament, so a violent coup is the next logical step……….




- Soccer is boring as hell. Even the players know it and no one more so than Ukrainian player Volodymyr Kozlenko, whose attention wasn’t exactly on the pitch when his third-tier team Energiya Nova Kakhova took on Premier League outfit Olimpik Donetsk during a friendly tournament near Kyiv. While the game was going on and his attention should have been on running around aimlessly on a five-acre chunk of grass kicking a ball in random directions but rarely in the general direction of the goal, Kozlenko had other priorities. Specifically, he was caught on camera talking on his smartphone during the game, which is both an impressive feat of multitasking and a display that definitely upset Ukrainian soccer officials. He his the phone in his short and while on the pitch, “got it out from time to time, called someone and conversed,” Olimpik said in a statement. The team than got all incendiary with it, labeling Kozlenk’s actions “anti-football” and “clownery.” First off, it’s soccer, not football. Secondly, clownish? Maybe if you dropped giant red foam noses and rainbow wigs on your players, your sport would be much more entertaining. Unfortunately, the Kyiv Region Football Federation said on its website that Kozlenko had been suspended for the rest of the tournament and banned referee Oleksiy Drachov for failing to discipline him during the game. Instead of banning this innovator, why not encourage him? Put charging stations around the field so he can stay powered up during the game and drop a few selfie sticks at strategic points on the pitch in case he wants to Instagram out something good in the middle of the second half. Besides, Kozlenko’s team lost the game and unless someone called and let him know about it, he may not realize what happened……….




- This is why people buy art – other than arrogant, spoiled rich people who like to collect it to show off to/hold over the heads of their fellow 1 percenters when those people visit their 6,000-square-foot third vacation home. Many of those less fortunate buy art with the hope that they can some day turn that investment into a nice profit. The formula worked out extremely well for one fortunate soul who bought a work known as “Salisbury Cathedral from the Meadows” for $5,212 at auction house Christie’s in 2013 and has flipped the painting less than two years later for a 98,536-percent profit at Sotheby’s in Manhattan. How did the price soar so much in a mere 569 days? Probably because the painting was discovered to be an oil landscape by John Constable that was painted over by restorers. According to Sotheby’s, experts thought it was painted by fans of the English Romantic artist, but after the 2013 purchase it was found that Constable painted the work in preparation for his 1831 masterpiece of the same name, now owned by the Tate museum in London. That was enough to drive the price up to a cool $5.2 million for the unidentified buyer, who purchased it from an unidentified seller in a transaction that left auction attendees musing that someone at Christie’s was going to lose their job over the error. The painting was “heavily retouched with a dark and opaque pigment which probably dated to the late 19th or early 20th century in a misguided attempt to ‘finish’ the painting,” Sotheby’s wrote on its website. “The retouchings on the present painting were readily soluble in the course of its recent cleaning.” In response to their epic fail, Christie’s officials issued a pointless statement reasserting its erroneous viewpoint and claiming there is “no clear consensus of expertise on the new attribution.” Whatever makes you pompous tools feel better………

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