- New York Knicks
owner and Madison Square Garden chairman James Dolan is a) not very smart, b)
bad at his job and c) has little or no impulse control. We knew all of that
before this week on account of his horrid work owning the Knicks, detonating
the team’s salary structure, hiring one of the worst executives in NBA history
in Isaiah Thomas and then trying to re-hire Thomas after a sexual harassment
scandal and turning the once-proud Knicks into a total laughingstock. We know
it all even more emphatically thanks to a moronic email exchange between Dolan
and a disheartened Knicks fan who took time to lay out his complaints about his
favorite team in a semi-coherent email to the owner. Irving Bierman obliterated
Dolan for decisions made during his tenure as owner of the Knicks and spelling
and grammar issues aside, he made some solid points. "At one stage I
thought that you did a wonderful thing when you acquired EVERYTHING from you
dad. However, since then it has been ALL DOWN HILL,” Bierman wrote. “Your working
with Isaiah Thomas & everything else regarding the Knicks. As a knicks fan
for in excess of 60 years, I am utterly embarased by your dealings with the
Knicks.” He concluded by urging Dolan to sell the Knicks “so their fans can at
least look forward to growing them in a positive direction.” Dolan, seemingly
oblivious to the fact that this is 2015 and EVERYTHING a public figure says or
does ends up online, responded by attacking Bierman for writing a “hateful
letter” and then got personal with it, saying, I am.just guessing but ill bet
your life is a mess and you are a hateful mess.” He asked what Bierman has ever
done that is positive or nice and said he was “betting nothing. In fact ill bet
you are negative force in everyone who comes in contact with you.” If that
didn’t already cross a line, he then accused Bierman of being an alcoholic who
made his family miserable and urged him to “start rooting for the Nets because
the Knicks dont want you.” The best part of the email was him signing it, “Respectfully
James Dolan." My man, there is nothing respectful about you, your letter
or your team, you arrogant, inept scumbag……….
- As always, men are pigs. That’s not an angry feminist
take, but rather a statement of reality after a pair of skanks dressed in
revealing, sexy police officer costumes were able to deke prison guards and
facilitate the escape of 26 inmates at a prison in Brazil's interior Mato
Grosso state. Prison officials said these ladies sweet talked the guards into
letting them inside and proceeded to seduce them before spiking their drinks
and leaving the lecherous men naked and handcuffed with little recollection of
the night before. By the time the guards were found the next morning, 26
prisoners had escaped from the prison, located in Nova Mutum, a small city near
Cuiaba. A spokesman for the Justice Secretariat of Mato Grosso, which oversees
prisons, noted that officials found multiple bottles of tainted whiskey along
with a pair or slutty police officer costumes next to the incapacitated guards.
"We assume that is what the women were wearing when they seduced the
guards," spokesman Willian Fidelis said. Despite the incompetence and
superficiality of the guards, 11 of the escaped inmates had been recaptured by
Sunday, Fidelis said. So far, officials claim they do not know who was
responsible for the prison break, which is being investigated by civil police.
The guards in the middle of this sh*t storm are being held as part of the
investigation, along with the director of the prison. The director was asleep
on the premises at the time to the escape, which Fidelis called unprecedented. “Nothing
like this has ever happened," he said. "Nova Mutum is a small city.
People haven't talked about anything else since it happened. Especially since
15 prisoners are still out there." Fifteen prisoners and two hotties with
bodies who know how to work it………..
- What movie isn't better for Captain Jack Sparrow being a
part of it? Johnny Depp has seemingly devoted his career to playing ridiculous
caricatures of characters who require absurd makeup on their faces and other
identity-disguising faux features, none more identifiable than his turn as
Sparrow in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” films. As it turns out, Captain Jack nearly made the jump
outside the Caribbean and into the Oscar-nominated black comedy “Birdman.” Director
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu revealed that he ultimately changed the conclusion
because he considered the original finale "embarrassing" and a
"piece of sh*t.” When the director refused to elaborate on his comments, one
of the film's screenwriters, Alexander Dinelaris, Jr., laid out the specifics
of how the movie was supposed to finish. "Then the camera prowled like it
did the whole film, went backstage through the halls we've seen the whole time
and we'd get to the dressing room where literally Johnny Depp would be sitting
looking in the mirror and putting on his Riggan Thomson wig and then the poster
of Pirates of the Caribbean 5
would be in the back,” Dinelaris said. "In Jack Sparrow’s voice [it would
say], 'What the f*ck are we doing here, mate?' It was going to be the satire of
the endless loop of that." Depp wasn’t one of the film’s cast members and
the random cameo would have been clever, but in the end Inarritu seems to know
what he’s doing, as “Birdman”
has been nominated for nine prizes at this year's Academy Awards, including
Best Picture, Best Director and Best Original Screenplay. Stars Michael Keaton,
Edward Norton and Emma Stone are also up for individual awards for their roles
in the movie………
- This is what is known in the gambling world as doubling
down. In the legal world, it’s simply known as trying to hire a
hit man to kill the lead prosecutor in your fourth ex-wife's murder trial. Drew
Peterson -- a former Illinois police officer convicted of murdering his third
wife and the prime suspect in his fourth wife's disappearance – is about to be
prosecuted for not being able to understand that divorce is much easier than
taking your wife’s life, so he apparently decided that he might as well add
another killing to his ledger while he was at it. According to Attorney General
Lisa Madigan and Randolph County State's Attorney Jeremy R. Walker, Peterson schemed
to hire a hit man to kill Will County State's Attorney James Glasgow, the
prosecutor guilty of doing his job by prosecuting the 61-year-old scumbag for killing
his third wife, Kathleen Savio. The indictment alleges that Peterson
committed the offenses of murder for hire and solicitation of murder, both
Class X felonies, between September 2013 and December 2014. He’s currently
incarcerated at the Menard Correctional Center and will soon go toe to toe with
the Illinois Attorney General's Office and the Randolph County State's
Attorney's Office. In court, he and his legal team must explain their version
of how he didn’t actually solicit an unnamed individual to carry out a
murder-for-hire plot against Glasgow. Granted, a dude already serving a 38-year
prison sentence after being convicted in the 2004 drowning death of Savio
doesn’t seem to have much to lose even if Drew Peterson hasn’t been charged in Stacy
Peterson suspected death. But hey, when you’ve allegedly killing your third
wife because you feared your pending divorce settlement would wipe you out
financially, trying to knock off the prosecutor is only mildly heinous by
comparison………
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