Wednesday, February 04, 2015

Neil Young v. vinyl, sheriffs in cowboy boots and PGA Tour caddies revolt


- It’s a freaking war in Venezuela and at the center is a valuable commodity worth doing battle over: sugar. In what’s becoming a disturbingly frequent trend, national guardsmen and state price adjusters are fanning out across the communist nation to put place a military-style "occupation" designed at sweetening up the kitchens of millions of Venezuelans. In a different kind of hostile takeover, the Venezuelan government is temporarily taking over the Dia a Dia supermarket chain as part of a crackdown on private businesses it believes to be responsible for sugar shortages and long lines of people waiting to buy a different sort of powdered substance than is usually popular in South America. Two executives of Dia a Dia were detained over the weekend as part of an investigation by price-control authorities and the nation’s largest drugstore chain is suddenly at the center of a very combustible situation. Congress President Diosdado Cabello announced the arrest of Dia a Dia's owner and said military and government forces would occupy the chain’s 35 stores with the explicit purpose of distributing basic goods. Sure enough, within 24 hours there were armed soldiers running lines for bags of sugar at a Dia a Dia store near the presidential palace. At least now any potential fights in the aisles over who gets that last loaf of bread or that final discounted bag of rice should be avoided and maybe there won't be scumbags trucking 15 items in the express lane and trying to pawn it off like it’s no big deal. Enjoy that next supermarket trip and shop safely, Venezuela……….


- Caddies of the world, rise up and united. Specifically, PGA Tour caddies who believe that the tour from which they make a living is taking advantage of them by forcing them to bib up during tournaments are banding together to demand their piece of the pie. A group of 80 such bag carriers have filed a class-action lawsuit demanding that the tour compensate them for wearing bibs because those bibs have the logo of the tournament sponsor. A federal lawsuit filed this week in Northern California claims that the PGA Tour is making $50 million per year off the sponsors while the caddies get nothing from the arrangement, other than the chance to be walking billboards who make a decent share of whatever prize money their golfer wins. This dispute has been percolating for more than a year and is part of a larger beef stemming from what caddies claim is the tour’s continued denial of their access to health care and pension plans. The two caddies leading the charge for the suit as class representatives are Mike Hicks, the caddie for Payne Stewart when he won his last U.S. Open, and Kenny Harms, who caddies for Kevin Na. It’s worth noting that the caddies aren't going after the golfers themselves, but rather the tour they believe to be exploiting them as they stroll down sun-soaked fairways toting thousands of dollars worth of clubs for millionaires who also look to them for expertise on the course, distances and weather conditions. This problem could definitely be solved by doing away with bibs, but that definitely ain’t happening………


- Everyone has standards and we all have a breaking point when we’ve simply been pushed too far. When The Man enacts one too many restrictive rules or the boss dictates something moronic for the umpteenth time, you have to either push back or surrender your dignity and self-respect in the process. For Sublette County (Wyoming) Sheriff’s Deputy Gene Bryson, that moment came after Sheriff Stephen Haskell imposed the new dress code in the western Wyoming county that includes Pinedale, which True West magazine recently named a true Western town. Previously, deputies were allowed to wear Western attire, including cowboy hats and cowboy boots. Going forward, the sheriff is requiring deputies to wear black trousers, a tan shirt, black boots and a black ball cap, saying the change is for safety and uniformity. "I'm very much for the Western way of life and the look. And that's the way I dress," Haskell said. "However, for a professional outfit ... I like everybody to look the same. We are one team unified in one purpose. That is to do our job." Rather than force everyone to cowboy up, Haskell elected to eschew cowboy boots, which he says are slippery on ice, and cowboy hats, which can blow away in Wyoming's ferocious wind. Bryson is clearly set in his Old West way of life and rather than adapt and change, he’s retiring after 28 years with the department and about 40 years total in law enforcement. With him he’ll take his brown cowboy hat, brown cowboy boots and a leather vest in the summer or a wool vest in the winter. He admitted that he’s retiring specifically because of the new dress code. "I am not going to change. I've been here for 40-odd years in the sheriff's office, and I'm not going to go out and buy combat boots and throw my vest and hat away and say, `This is the new me,’” Bryson said. Well played, cowboy………


- Neil Young has it backwards. He’s an old-school, grizzled rocker who’s supposed to stubbornly cling to the past and refuse to accept that new-fangled technological hooey that those damn kids are using. He’s not supposed to be the one bashing antiquated technology and insisting that the world keep moving forward. Yet here is the 69-year-old rocker, denouncing the recent resurgence of hipster discs, a.k.a. vinyl records, calling it "nothing but a fashion statement." Coincidentally, Young launched his own Pono digital music player earlier this month and stands to benefit greatly from people forgetting that physical forms of music exist and buying all their songs in intangible form. "A lot of people that buy vinyl today don’t realize that they’re listening to CD masters on vinyl and that’s because the record companies have figured out that people want vinyl," Young said. "And they're only making CD masters in digital, so all the new products that come out on vinyl are actually CDs on vinyl, which is really nothing but a fashion statement." The thing is, ol’ Neil does have a point. But then again, everyone knows that vinyl is a total hipster d-bag move and that’s why vinyl copies of any album exist. Vinyl saw a 49-percent sales increase in the United States last year and vinyl sales in the United Kingdom passed the 1 million mark last year for the first time since 1997, meaning a lot of people out there are trying desperately to impress their friends and dates. Young admitted that the vinyl revival is “a great niche and it's a wonderful thing and I hope people continue to enjoy vinyl and it continues to grow because it's a good thing," but insisted that "it's maintained that "this is a convenience-oriented society and vinyl is not a convenient thing." Young would undoubtedly want people to pay up big for Pono, which offers high-quality audio and is capable of storing up to 2,000 high-resolution songs, so they can enjoy the two new albums he released last year. In the end, owning a vinyl copy of anything has very little to do with listening to music at all and Young has to know that too……..

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