Sunday, February 15, 2015

Mascots killed the NBA Slam Dunk contest, this week's Venezuelan coup attempt and another "Alien" sequel


- P.T. Barnum looks smarter by the day. Saying that there’s a sucker born every minute is about the only way to describe how a Texas man was able to dupe multiple with promises of a Walt Disney theme park and resort project that had no actual basis in reality. Thomas W. Lucas Jr., a member of a Dallas-area real estate family, was convicted on seven wire fraud counts and one count of making false statements to the FBI after a north Texas jury deliberated for less than five hours. Court documents lay out the story of Lucas presented investors with fake and forged sketches, maps and site plans to build a future theme park. None of these geniuses thought to do any real research of their own or even a simple Google search into what Lucas called “Frontier Disney Dallas-Fort Worth.” These suckers later complained they overpaid for land in two Texas counties, which they were planning to flip once Disney made the announcement of the park. Ah, the old “super secret Disney park only I know about” plan, meaning you should give me thousands of dollars so we can get one up on a billion-dollar multinational corporation by jamming them up for the land they need. Lucas created partnerships, joint ventures and limited liability companies to begin acquiring land and managed to bilk his marks out of nearly $14 million. He touted a source saying Disney was planning to build the park in the metro area, but when the FBI questioned Lucas on the source, he gave them a name of a dead man. Lucas' uncle Harry "Beau" Lucas tried to cover for his nephew by saying the parcels were sold as “superior long-term investments." It seems outright dishonesty and scum-baggery run in the family………


- Hooray for aged-out actresses agreeing to revive their roles in long-forgotten sci-fi movies that are coming back for a totally unnecessary fourth sequel. Welcome back, Sigourney Weaver, and thanks for intimating that you are open to reviving your character Ellen Ripley for a fifth “Alien” film. The idea is being discussed in large part because earlier this year, director Neill Blomkamp shared a series of concept art images for a new “Alien” film on his Instagram page. Weaver first played Ripley in 1979's sci-fi success story “Alien” before making a comeback in 1986’s “Aliens,” earning an Oscar nomination for the role. She also appeared in “Alien 3” (1992) and “Alien Resurrection” (1997), neither of which generated the some of critical or commercial power that the first two films created. In a lame effort to glean some of the franchise’s remaining life, Weaver also provided the voice of Ripley in the video game Alien: Isolation, which was released last year. Even though she’s nearly 20 years past playing the role and the idea of former stars coming back to their old roles in a much older form is usually depressing, Weaver sounds interested. "We just left it at such a creepy place, sort of stranded above Earth. I was quite happy to move onto other things and I didn't want to go to Earth,” she said. “I didn't want to manufacture a sequel and I felt like we were starting to do that. If something happens from this, it would be very organic and very original, and because of that, it would make me want to do it. If it was someone as talented as Neill, I'd certainly listen.” Blomkamp admitted that his concept art is "completely unsanctioned" by 20th Century Fox and that he worked on the ideas on his own, but said the project gained traction through conversations with Weaver on the set of his latest film, “Chappie.” Here’s hoping everyone has the good sense to just let this one go………


- It’s time for this week’s edition of Who’s Trying to Overthrow Venezuelan Despot Nicolas Maduro! The game is always fun – assuming you’re not one of those accused of trying to oust the hated dictator from power and subsequently imprisoned for your attempted good deed on behalf of your country – because it reinforces how much the nation hates the handpicked successor to the late and über-dictatorial Hugo Chavez. According to the government, a retired air force general and 13 other people are at the center of a plot to overthrow Maduro. The general and his baker’s dozen alleged accomplices have been arrested are implicated in the coup and the details of the probably fabricated scheme are truly salacious. According to Maduro, the plan was to attack his presidential palace and other government buildings on Thursday. Congress president Diosdado Cabello confirmed on a television broadcast that 11 soldiers were among those implicated. This was truly an alleged coup across borders and boundaries, as military members are accused of collaborating with folks from the private and political sectors, including two opposition politicians and a businessman. It has the makings of a well-rounded coup and to make the case that it’s real, Cabello showed photos of weaponry and other items he said had been seized from those implicated. This is merely the latest in a long line of purported efforts to overthrow Maduro’s regime and if it goes the way of the case last year when three air force officers were arrested, the accused will mysteriously disappear from view and won't be heard from for a long, long time……….


- Julius Erving has been wrong about a lot of things in his life. A guy who once ignored an illegitimate daughter for years and then thought he could win her over with a signed basketball has clearly made mistakes, but being a terrible father isn't the only area where Dr. J is less than an All-Star. Erving, who was a judge in the 2015 Sprite Slam Dunk contest Saturday night at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, realizes that the dunk contest has lost all of its luster since he won its first incarnation as part of the 1976 ABA All-Star Game in Denver. The contest has become gimmicky, boring and tired, largely because there are only so many dunks that there are to do and the NBA’s biggest names want nothing to do with it these days. Seeing bench players and no-names do recycled versions of dunks that have been done dozens of times doesn’t excite anyone, but that’s not why the dunk contest is a dud every year, according to Erving. He sees a different – and furrier – culprit. "The mascots messed it up," Erving said, referring to freaks in animal suits doing trampoline-based acrobatic dunks during regular season games. "It was great seeing regular human beings, even though they were 6-foot-6, 250 pounds, running and dunking a basketball. When mascots started doing it with all the trampolines and all the crazy stuff and falling on the floor, then it became more like the X Games. The players can't live up to that." Yes, because that’s what fans are truly concerned with, the zit-faced college student in a gorrilla costume bouncing off a mini-trampoline and throwing it down when most at the game are heading for the concession stand or checking something on their phone. Nice try, Julius. Mascots suck, anyone over the age of 10 hates them and the world would be a better place if they just went away, but this is one problem you can’t pin on the San Diego Chicken, Philly Phanatic or Moondog……..

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