Monday, February 16, 2015

Another NFL violence against women issue, a human cannonball record and movie news


- Canadians are not always a placid, serene people clad in denim and chowing down on round bacon while rocking out to Bryan Adams and Loverboy. Sometimes, Canadians get angry and you definitely would not like them when they’re angry, at least not if you’re a fan of on-time trains and reliable transportation. Such are the perils of the Great White North now that some  3,000 Teamsters members have gone on strike at Canadian Pacific Railway after contract talks failed to reach an agreement before a midnight deadline. The Teamsters Canada Rail conference union represents 3,300 locomotive engineers and other train workers who walked off the job this weekend, leaving the government’s flabber thoroughly gasted. "I am incredibly disappointed," Labour and Status of Women Minister Kellie Leitch, who was one of the negotiators on the other side of the table from the union. Leitch offered up a thoroughly weak plea to the union to end the strike immediately and return to the negotiating table, decrying what she deemed "reckless disregard for Canadians and the Canadian economy." The government offered no immediate indication on how rail service might be affected, but said it would review all available options for resolving the dispute, including the introduction of legislation in Parliament. In advance of the strike, a union spokesman claimed that any disruption of service would have a widespread effect on industries that rely on trains. Canadian Pacific said it would implement its “extensive contingency plan” using “qualified management employees to maintain a reduced freight service on its Canadian network." Back in 2012, parliament passed legislation to force an end to a nine-day strike by some 4,800 members of the Teamsters union and CP Rail employees, but here’s hoping for a more combative showdown this time………


- Behold the purchasing power of the sex-starved suburban housewife. “Fifty Shades of Grey” received far too much hype and despite being billed as much more salacious than it truly was on screen, the movie adaptation of E.L. James housewife porn novel generated $81.7 million in its debut weekend. That drastically outpaced a strong performance from fellow newcomer “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” which opened to $35.6 million. Both newbies bumped reigning box office king “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water” from the top of the heap as the animated children’s movie slid to third place with $30.5 million, upping its two-week domestic haul to $93.7 million. “American Sniper” also fell two spots to fourth, but banked another $16.4 million and has amassed an impressive $304.1 million in eight weeks of release. Fifth place went to “Jupiter Ascending” with a $9.4 million effort and the outer space non-epic has managed a mere $32.5 million in its first two weeks, leaving just about $143.5 million before it earns back all of its bloated budget. The news isn't any better for “Seventh Son,” which slotted sixth this time around with a scant $4.2 million and has earned back just $13.4 of the $95 million Universal spent on what’s shaping up to be one expensive train wreck. “Paddington” cuted its way to seventh place with $4.1 million and while not overwhelming, it has earned $62.3 million and counting in five weeks of release. Eighth place was the domain of “The Imitation Game,” which has done well in three months of limited released and made $3.5 million for this frame. With $79.6 million, the World War II-based film is doing as well as expected. “The Wedding Ringer” finished ninth with $3.4 million for a $59.7 million five-week total, while “Project Almanac” locked down the tenth spot on the list with $2.7 million and has made $19.5 million through three weeks. “Black or White” (No. 11) and the über-awful “The Boy Next Door” (No. 12) both lost their top 10 spots from a week ago………..


- Some people accomplish great feats of relevance in their career, milestones that make the world a better place for all of us. Gemma Kirby is not one of those people. That’s not to say she didn’t recently accomplish something of note in her field, because she clearly did. For those not plugged into the world of circus performers, Kirby is a daredevil who regularly performs acts of extreme danger for various circuses and over the weekend, she went human cannonball for some 5,000 spectators at a Circus XTREME show in Philadelphia. This time was a bit different because it was the 500th time she’s allowed herself to be turned into human ordinance and a circus spokesperson confirmed that the tiny Minnesota native donned her sparkly outfit and was shot out of the cannon at a speedy 66 mph, landing safely in an air bag about 104-feet away. Chelsey Scalese noted that Kirby’s act of controlled recklessness took a mere three seconds. It was all part of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey show and on most nights, a woman in a sequined outfit being shot from a cannon would merely be one of many acts aimed at entertaining the masses under the big top, alongside a BMX troupe and parkour performers on trampoline. But for one night and one night only, Kirby stood apart by joining the elusive 500 kaboom club and here’s hoping that unlike record-setting Major League Baseball sluggers like Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire, Bar-roid Bonds and Alex Fraud-riguez who reached the 500-home run milestone with the use of performance-enhancing drugs, Kirby was able to reach her exalted circus status naturally………


- Is the NFL actually learning or was this simply too obvious of a call to blow? Let’s go with option B because even Roger Goodell and his sycophants can't possibly whiff on every issue relating to violence against women. Give the blundering suits of the shield enough tries and eventually they’ll figure it out even if there isn't a hideous elevator assault video to accompany the story. The one the league finally got right is the case of former Tennessee linebacker A.J. Johnson, who is a subject of a rape investigation and was slated to take part in this week's NFL scouting combine. The combine starts Tuesday in Indianapolis, but Johnson won't be there because Knoxville police named he and suspended Tennessee defensive back Michael Williams as subjects of a rape investigation in November. Being a suspect wasn’t enough to keep the NFL from including Johnson on the list of invited players for the combine that was released last week, but after Williams' lawyer, David Eldridge, confirmed on Thursday that Williams had been indicted, league officials finally pulled the rip cord. NFL spokesman Michael Signora confirmed that the league withdrew its invitation to Johnson, who along with Williams was suspended from Tennessee's team the day before they were identified as subjects of the investigation. Johnson has since graduated and it had to be a true honor for all of his fellow graduates to walk alongside a rape suspect who could be on the verge of becoming a millionaire. Sadly, not every player commits his alleged violent crime against women before entering the NFL, so cases like Johnson’s won't help the league solve all of its problems in that area……….

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