Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Soccer riots and death, dance floor stiletto attacks and ghosts play piano for The Jackals


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! It’s a multi-country affair in northern Africa, where residents of Tunisia's two main border crossings with Libya have begun a general strike to protest alleged excessive force by police over the weekend in protests that left one person dead and several others injured. The drama unfolded in Ben Guerdane, near the northern Mediterranean crossing, and Tatouine, near the southern desert crossing, both of which have been heavily impacted by the ongoing civil war in Libya. The border riots that don’t actually involve angry locals wanting to repel illegal immigrants is a nice new twist on the situation and on several levels, this is going to represent the first real, substantial challenge for Tunisia's new government. Observers are hailing it as a microcosm of the many economic and political obstacles standing between Tunisia and what is commonly known as a stable government and non-riotous population. The most immediate cause of these riots is the imposition of new border taxes they claim are a major threat to the very cross-border trade upon which the region depends. The riots may not have been massive in size or the number of businesses looted/police cars overturned and burned/number of tear gas canisters dispersed, but they are potent enough to force the closure of schools, businesses and hospitals, some of which were shut down not only because of the riots, but in support of them. It would seem that having an unstable neighbor and having The Man reach even deeper into their already-shallow pockets doesn’t sit well with the Tunisian populace, so here’s to many more riots to come……..


- Give Carl Barât credit for coming up with some creative sh*t when it comes to promoting his band’s new album. Barât realizes that there are dozens of new albums dropping each week by bands of varying degrees of prominence, so if he wants his new album with The Jackals to stand out, he needs to find an innovative way to promote it. What’s he going with? How about a piano-playing ghost? That’s right, Barât is saying that an apparition, a phantom from the great beyond, is playing piano on one of the album’s tracks. Barât said early versions of the track “We Want More” were recorded without a piano, but one showed up on the recordings anyhow. "I eventually played piano on it. But before that was added, the engineer pointed out there was a piano playing on the song when there wasn't one in the room,” Barât said. “I'm hoping the ghost of Liberace will turn up again when we play it live." That was the only truly interesting tidbit from the promotional push for the project, as Barât revealed that he decided to form The Jackals because he felt uncomfortable making a new solo album and being "apologetic" about his music. "The idea of going around the world with another solo album just seemed so apologetic. Being solo is going, 'Guys, please listen to this,' and I'd rather have a band where I can just smash it," he added. He claimed to have eschewed playing guitar on his solo release because he wanted to diversify his act from his time with his bands The Libertines and Dirty Pretty Things. Maybe if the guitars were played by a ghost, it wouldn’t be so derivative and might take Barât’s career in a whole new direction……….


- Evacuate the dance floor, Idaho Falls. No, seriously, you need to get everyone the hell off the dance floor because crazy Annette Sisneros is going off and beating the holy hell out of people with her high heels. According to Idaho Falls police, Sisneros has a few issues with dance floor rage and those issues played out when she allegedly attacked a fellow night club patron after the other dancer had the audacity to bump into her during a show. Now, the eastern Idaho woman faces assault charges in an attack that left her victim in the hosptial being treated for minor injries. Idaho Falls police spokeswoman Joelyn Hansen said the victim was struck in the head several times with a high-heeled shoe after bumping into Sisneros. This is a scene that plays out at literally dozens of clubs and concert venues of various sizes every week across the United States, with one alcohol-fueled idiot deciding that someone bumping into them, stepping on their new shoes, spilling a drink on them, looking the wrong way at their significant other or doing something else deserving of nothing more than a head shake and an expletive or two is worthy of a full-fledged, back-alley brawl. Not all of them end with the attacker being charged with aggravated battery – just the good ones. As for Sisneros, she remained in jail the following day and presumably had been relieved of her heels/weapons so as to not allow her to unleash another round of unbridled rage on any fellow detainees who didn’t have any friends willing or able to bail them out of the pokey………..


- Soccer, welcome back. It’s been a little while since the world got to bask in the glow of your sheer murderous idiocy, but like the scorpion who stung the frog crossing the river and sealing their collective demise, you are who you are and you can't help it. Thus, at least 19 people were killed in a massive soccer stampede outside a Cairo stadium and now police are trying to figure out who’s responsible. So far, Egyptian police have arrested 21 soccer fan and are accusing them of attacking policemen, damaging police cars and terrorizing the public, according to prosecutors. Prosecutor, Mohammed Seif noted that none of the 21 had been formally charged with anything yet, but that would seem to be merely a matter of time. The riot was a true soccer classic, with police firing tear gas into a crowd of fans waiting in a fenced, narrow corridor to try to enter the stadium in eastern Cairo. In the ensuing melee, many fans were suffocated or were trampled in the deadliest act of soccer-related violence in Egypt since 2012. The exact number of people killed is up for debate, but what’s not debatable is that a police vehicle was torched and the fact that no one can agree what actually happened that fateful day or why. The public insists police abused their power and used excessive force, while government officials defended the police tactics and alleged that the force was used only to stop fans without tickets from trying to crash the gate. Regardless of the details, Egypt's soccer league suspended its games nationwide indefinitely following the violence. Public accusations of police using excessive force on crowds and protests extends all the way back to the massive uprising that forced Egypt's longtime leader Hosni Mubarak from power in 2011, but seeing it married with the general madness of soccer is only fitting. Soccer riots are a staple of the sport, although typically they come during games or after the home team loses and its fans are looking to burn their city to the ground……….

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