Friday, October 02, 2015

The live "Grease" musical, Peeple will be magic and NBA media day myopia

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- It’s about damn time. Millions of apps are in development every day and many of them allow us to rate damn near everything in our lives except the one thing that needs judged most: the people we know. We can rate strangers, we can rate food, we can rate hotels, but why can't we rate those we know well enough to have their full name and contact information? Eneter a new app called Peeple and scheduled to go live in the Apple App Store in late November. If you’re tired of bitching about the folks in your life through normal social media channels, then Peeple is for you. If snarky Instagram posts, sarcastic Snapchats and fiery Facebook rants aren't getting the job done, then embrace Peeple. Yes, it is being marketed by its makers as “a positivity app for positive people,” but don’t be fooled. Peeple lets users rate their friends, family members, neighbors, employees, bosses, significant others and most anyone else they know well in life. This could seem wholly degrading and offensive, but what could go wrong with a free app which you must be 21 and have a Facebook account? That means you must use your real name, right? Either that or create a fake email, use it to create a phony Facebook account and tee off on people behind a curtain of anonymity. Users will also need to know someone’s cell phone number to add them to Peeple’s database, so there is a certain element of selling people out as well after they trust you well enough to give you their number. Get beyond that, though, and you can revel in the joys of assigning people ratings of between one and five stars just like they’re the new Indian restaurant that opened in your neighborhood this week and gets lit up by the power of your keyboard on Yelp. You’ll be able to write about whatever you want, but only  positive Peeple ratings publish right away. Sadly, ratings of two stars or fewer will be held in a private inbox for 48 hours to allow time for cooling down, which kind of defats the purpose.  “If you cannot turn a negative into a positive the comment will go live and then you can publicly defend yourself,” Peeple says on its website. Ditch the waiting period and let the hate fly, y’all………


- What’s next on the Hollywood remake-a-genda? Why look here, it’s an upcoming live broadcast of the musical “Grease” with a cast that is shaping up to be, um, underwhelming. Fox is behind this possible television dumpster fire and it already had pop hacktress Vanessa Hudgens in a one-off performance, but that wasn’t nearly enough. NBC has done the live musical thing with the likes of “Peter Pan” and it went really poorly, but other networks clearly aren't smart enough to steer clear of their own grab at the brass ring. Now, the network has added “Call Me Maybe” sonic assassin Carly Rae Jepsen to play Frenchy in the musical and while her relative lack of vocal power and musical skill should negate her as an option, she did play Cinderella on Broadway in 2014. Hudgens previously said she knows “Grease” backwards and forwards, which really isn't much of an assurance for devoted fans of the cult classic movie, which starred John Travolta and Olivia Newton John and has been recycled, remade, spoofed and gravy-trained for decades. Jepsen is clearly not the last cast addition, but after releasing her third album, “Emotion,” at the end of August, why isn't she heading out on the road to promote it to half-empty clubs where the few people who haven't realized how much her music sucks try to fill the room only to realize that they paid $25 to see someone who should probably be singing on a street corner with an empty guitar case in front of her for coin donations. Aaron Teveit is also on board for the “Grease” musical and will play Danny Zuko, forming the third wheel of a cast that has a lot of also-rans and not nearly enough people with big-time talent……..


- France is rarely thought of as any sort of threat on the international scene. That will happen when you’ve gotten your ass kicked in every war you’ve been in for the past two centuries and needed major help from other nations that are actually good at fighting in order to avoid speaking German or being wiped off the map. But maybe it’s time to give France some respect given that its lawmakers have opened the way to passage of a bill that would allow spying on communications overseas, clearing the way for a bill Amnesty International said is scary because the "reach of this law is so large it gives ... intelligence agencies a blank check. The theory behind the bill is to legalize a practice that intelligence services already use to keep tabs on extremists who have joined jihadis in Syria and Iraq and the bill was adopted in a first reading with few lawmakers present in a sign of smooth sailing for the measure that critics say risks compromising fundamental rights. Hell, who cares about compromising fundamental rights when you can trample then under the foot of government authority using the auspices of security? Should this debacle become law, it would allow the interception of any international communication "sent or received" in France by both French citizens and foreigners with the prime minister's authorization. Yes, because politicians are never ones to abuse such powers or extend them too far in the name of serving their own interests regardless of whether it’s the right thing to do or not. If France is as bad as spying as it is at war, it may not be a problem, but more freedom to spy is rarely a good thing……….


- NBA media day season is the best. There’s nothing quite like hearing delusional players and coaches, fresh off offseasons where they’ve worked hard, improved their game, seemingly done everything possible to make their dream of a championship come true….and knowing that none of their naïve optimism means a damn thing. This year has served up a bumper crop of delusions of grandeur, including Philadelphia 76ers rookie center Jahlil Okafor insanely claiming his team was vying for a playoff berth despite being one of the league’s worst the past three years and on a perennial mission to tank and acquire more high draft picks in a never-ending rebuilding process that somehow hasn’t cost general manager Sam Hinkie his job. But Okafor can be forgiven his lunacy because he’s a rookie and doesn’t know any better. You can't grant the same latitude to New York Knicks star Carmelo Anthony, whose team was actually worse than the 76ers last season. The Knicks won a franchise-low 17 games in 2014-15 and after minor free-agent upgrades and the drafting of Kristaps Porzingis and Jerian Grant in the first round of the draft in June, they didn’t exactly bolster their roster to the point of contending for an Eastern Conference title this season. Yet as training camp opened this week, Anthony was adamant that his team is on a mission this season. . "S---, we're competing. People might not believe that, but we're definitely competing for that," Anthony said. "That's always going to be the goal. Whether we get there or not depends on us and what we're doing. That's always our big-picture goal." Goals are a funny thing when you’re seven months removed from knee surgery, watching your championship window slam shut and realizing there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. But keep those standards high, ‘Melo………

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