Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Amtrak v. Congress, Georgia football goes Georgia football and Beastie Boys + Star Trek


- Someone should probably tell Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko that Russia doesn’t so much ask you to host one of its military air bases in your country so much as Vlad Putin and Co. give you a heads up that you’re going to be hosting a base whether you like it or not. Lukashenko informed the world this week that his nation doesn't want to host a Russian military air base, which says much about the growing tension between the two neighbors and allies, but doesn’t really affect whether or not the base is built. According to Lukashenko,  he knows nothing about plans to set up a Russian air base in Belarus and if those plans exist, his nation has no need for them. The statement came in the wake of Putin's order to his government last month to sign an agreement on Russian military base in Belarus. Underscoring all of this is the fact that the  two countries have close political, economic and military ties and Belarus depends on Russian energy and other subsidies. In other words, Russia is the abusive parent that also gives their child a small allowance and now the kid is objecting to dad deciding to tear down the kid’s tree house because the tree needs to go to make way for dad’s new garage for the old car he’s remodeling. Lukashenko is caught between trying to improve Belarus’ ties with the West, emulate Putin by cracking down on dissent and free media and not allowing Russia to walk all over him………


- Sure, “Star Wars” fans are colossal dorks who tend to lack both social skills and skin pigmentation on account of all their time spent dwelling in basements. Still, it has to be pretty freaking cool to know that the next movie in the iconic outer space franchise features a character whose name is almost certainly inspired by your music. Enter the Beastie Boys, who can be fairly sure that when “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” introduces a new character called Ello Asty, it’s a reference to the iconic rap outfit’s 1998 album “Hello Nasty.” On the official Star Wars website, Ello Asty is described as "a skilled if occasionally reckless X-wing starfighter pilot for the Resistance,” which seems to jive fairly well with what the Beastie Boys have always been about. Director JJ Abrams is known to be a fan of the group, famously using their track “Sabotage” in his 2009 “Star Trek” reboot. Dorks, er, fans of the franchise have used their ample amount of free time on account of having no social life to study an Ello Asty tie-in action figure and discover that it  has the words 'Born To Ill' written on his helmet in Aurebesh, a fictional language used in the Star Wars universe. The actual movie is set for release Dec. 18 and it will be set 30 years after the events of “Return Of The Jedi.” Beyond a Beastie Boys-inspired character, the cast will include Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher,  Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Lupita Nyong'o, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow and Andy Serkis………


- Look at Amtrak, all full of itself and trying to muscle up on the U.S. government. Yes, the same Amtrak whose trains derail more often than the plot in a Seth Rogen movie. Depsite its many and very public failures, the rail company is throwing down the gauntlet and warning Congress that it will suspend service on parts of its national network by December unless Congress extends its deadline for implementing advanced safety technology. That warning came in a letter sent Monday by Amtrak Chairman Joseph Boardman to Senate Commerce Committee Chairman John Thune, R-S.D. It outlined efforts to install Positive Train Control (PTC) to enhance train safety as per the Rail Safety Improvement Act, passed in 2008. The act set a Dec. 31, 2015, deadline for most commuter and freight trains to be overhauled with PTC -- a new GPS monitoring and safety network aimed at preventing deadly accidents like the recent Amtrak derailment in Philadelphia that left eight dead. Anything that might help Amtrak kill fewer people seems like a solid idea, especially PTC, which regulates train speeds electronically by automatically slowing down trains as they head toward sharp turns or crowded area. In his opus, Boardman wrote that Congress must act to extend the deadline to install the system as host railroads are not expected to meet the deadline. “Should Congress fail to pass legislation to extend the PTC deadline beyond December 31, 2015, there will be significant impacts to our service and on our customers and tenant railroads,” Boardman said. He warned of “significant potential impacts” and said “a vast majority of our network would be inoperable without an extension of the deadline.” Yes, that could save lives and passenger service would continue on track that Amtrak owns, including a large part of the Northeast Corridor between Washington and Boston, but other regions would be affected in a major way………


- The season certainly has taken a major downturn for the Georgia Bulldogs….right on schedule. Under Mark Richt, Georgia tends to be ranked highly early in the season, beat a bunch of cupcakes while some of its key players are suspended for offseason arrests, then implode once the season heats up and the opponents get better. So when wide receiver and star return man Isaiah McKenzie was named in an incident report for making "terroristic threats or acts" towards a female at a Chili's restaurant prior to last Saturday’s 38-10 home ass-kicking at the hands of the Alabama Crimson Tide, it was right on script for Richt’s crew. The idea of terroristic threats at a place where all anyone really wants is their baby back, baby back, baby back…..Chili’s baby back ribs is slightly hilarious, but this one is real. According to police, McKenzie reportedly told the female that "he was going to call some friends and they were going to come out and he was going to kill her.” Why a Division I athlete would need to call in a group of friends to harm a woman is unclear, but the police report also names four other Georgia players -- safety Dominick Sanders, receiver Terry Godwin, linebacker D'Andre Walker and safety Jarvis Wilson -- as witnesses. Not having one of their best players certainly didn’t help the Bulldogs Saturday, but odds are that McKenzie wouldn’t have been able to make up that 28-point gap on his own, even with a punt return touchdown to his name this season. For now, he remains a member of the team and with Georgia’s track record, one of his teammates will do something even dumber to push him out of the spotlight very soon………..

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