Monday, October 19, 2015

Ethiopia goes high-speed rail, NBA Slip-N-Slide fun and Drake wants to act again


- Fugitive sex must be pretty damn amazing if two people are willing to ignore police during a standoff so they can get their freak one last time before one of them is hauled off to jail. Either that or Ryan Patrick Bautista and his lady, Leanne Hunn, are just two incredibly stupid human beings who prolonged a standoff with Jacksonville police to have one final romp between the sheets. According to police, they responded to a Jacksonville mobile home in search of Bautista, who was wanted on several warrants. He and Hunn were holed up in the mobile home and because, well, white trash, they refused to come out when police commanded them to. Instead, a standoff ensued and for a short time, police were in contact with the couple. At some point, communications broke down and officers were unable to make contact with Bautista and Hunn for about 45 minutes. Negotiators were eventually able to get Hunn on the phone and she told them that she would eventually surrender, but first she wanted to have sex with Bautista "one last time." Eventually, a SWAT team and its own negotiators arrived on the scene and from there, it didn’t take police long to bring the standoff to an end. Both suspects were arrested and charged with resisting arrest and false imprisonment, but hopefully wherever they are eventually imprisoned, conjugal visits are allowed. Given these two’s recent track record, they don’t do well when deprived of one another’s physical company……….


- Amazingly, there are people out there with the good sense to want nothing to do with the entertainment stylings of Drake. Who those people are is unclear, but what we know is that the wildly overrated sorta-rapper wants to start acting again, but Hollywood is giving him the cold shoulder that the music world has sadly never discovered. After breaking into the entertainment world in the Canadian teen drama “Degrassi: The Next Generation,” Drake grew out of the show and well, let’s allow him to tell his version of the story in which he was (allegedly) kicked off the show because he was spending too much time on his rap career. "Eventually, they realized I was juggling two professions and told me I had to choose. I chose this life," he whined. But when someone becomes extremely successful in one aspect of the entertainment - or even sports - world, they inevitably want to branch out and prove they’re not one-dimensional. Thus, Drake’s desire to build on his forgettable cameo in the even more forgettable “Anchorman 2.” "I can’t wait to get back into acting,” he said of his future plans. “No one ever asks me to do movies, and, although music is my focal point now, I’d love to do a film." Hear that, world? Drake still wants to spend most of his time dissing Meek Mill and hanging with Serena Williams, but when he has a free moment or two, he would like you to throw some choice movie and television roles his way. Just don’t tell him he has to choose between the two worlds because he doesn’t want to hear it and he’ll just whine a lot if he doesn’t get what he wants………..


- The fact that sub-Saharan Africa is just now getting its first urban metro service is both awesome and sad. Such services exist in the northern portion of the continent, but those living in some of the world’s poorest nations have been denied a cheap, fast way to move around their cities when the truth is that few need such a service more. That’s changed in Addis Ababa, a city of over 4 million people, which has finally moved past mini vans as its primary method of business travel. Ethiopia's capital now offers the $475 million Light Rail Project, a joint venture between Ethiopia and China and the first of its kind for the city. Set aside for a moment the shivers that go down your spine on account of China’s involvement and focus on the fact that this project is set to transform the way people in get to work. "There has been a lot of positive economic development in the last 20 years," Dr Getachew Betru, CEO of Ethiopian Railways Corporation. "You would not imagine to have that in a sub-Saharan city.” The primary focus of the service is taking 60,000 people who live in the suburbs and bringing them towards the center of the city so they can get to work. There are  two lines that connect the east and west and north and south and tickets cost a mere 6 bir, around $0.27. The rail line runs between 6 a.m. and midnight and everyone involved seems genuinely fired up. "It's really exciting" says Behailu Sintayehu, Manager of the Light Rail Project. "Recalling the situation 3 years ago, it didn't feel like it would happen like this. We are in a hurry to open up the other line as soon as possible." This enviro-friendly project uses energy generated from big dams located all over the country: "We do not share the power from the city of Addis and also we will not have continuous interruptions or power shortage problems," Sintayehu noted. The light rail system is still progressing toward completion and will eventually connect with the national train system of Ethiopia. By 2025, there will be 5,000 kilometers of track across the whole of the country. The eventual goal is to connect not only Ethiopia, but to link the country with Djibouti, Sudan and Gabon………..


- Preseason games in virtually any sport are worthless. They don’t count in the standings, their stats are cast aside instantly and players only want to make it through them without getting injured. Fans get gouged for regular-season ticket prices at these exhibition contests and season ticket holders are often forced to buy preseason tickets as part of their package. Bearing all of that in mind, is it too much to ask that the NBA not allow its exhibition games to turn into a giant Slip-N-Slide on the hardwood? Enter the Los Angeles Lakers and Golden State Warriors, who played less than 75 percent of what vaguely resembled an NBA game at the Valley View Casino Center before the contest was called off late in the third quarter because of poor conditions on the court, with players from both teams continually slipping on wet spots. "It was bad. I don't know why we played that game. It was dangerous,” Warriors center Marreese Speights said. The tipping point game with 2:16 left in the third quarter after Warriors guard Leandro Barbosa slipped on the court and finally admitting that there was far too big a risk to players’ health to continue, officials discontinued the game. The Lakers led 85-70, but Lakers coach Byron Scott wasn’t exactly broken up about the game being called off after he spoke with Warriors interim coach Luke Walton and agreed the game should end immediately.  "It seemed to be on that left side of the court in front of our bench was the worst. "One time we were running, I was holding my breath a little bit," Walton said. Players on both sides said they told their coaches that they were playing cautiously because they were afraid of getting hurt and if there’s anything worse than NBAers who make seven or eight figures annually sleepwalking through a game they don’t really care about, it’s those players dialing it down even further so they don’t blow out their knee or go skidding into the scorer’s table after hydroplaning at midcourt in pursuit of a loose ball. Stick to actual NBA arenas with legit playing surfaces and maybe next time your game won't requite floaties, water wings and non-slip shoes, NBA………..

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