Monday, October 26, 2015

Riot Watch! Kosovo, NFL QB's flying coach and Keith Richards misses the point


- Almost, gun-happy Florida kooks. You had a chance to open fire on humanity’s furry tormentors with the blessing of your state government and yet, you couldn’t hit the mark. The Sunshine State held a statewide bear hunt to end last week and the hunt ended Saturday with 207 bears killed across the state. That was just under the limit set by the state as 99 bears were killed in Central Florida, 12 in North Florida, 15 in South Florida and 81 in the panhandle. While hunting is expected to continue statewide in some parts that haven’t reached a quota set by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, failing to off as many of these toothy killers as possible is disappointing.  "The harvest objective was set as the number we want to achieve to stabilize the growing populations," commission spokeswoman Susan Smith said. "When we set them, we did so with allowable range, recognizing that the harvest may exceed the objective." The plan is for the weeklong hunt to continue until 320 bears are killed and registered at the 33 “check-in” stations the commission set up around the state. Hunters who blast a hole in ol’ Smokey have  12 hours to present the carcass to wildlife agents, who will update the statewide tally each night. Depending on whom you ask, the purpose of the hunt is to either cut down on the surging population of the black bears or senselessly slaughter some of God’s most misunderstood, warm and cuddly critters. The state estimates there are about 3,000 bears roaming parts of Florida, with hundreds of neighborhood bear incidents in recent years. This is Florida’s first bear hunt in 21 years and predictably, it was met by a lawsuit from animal rights kooks who argued that the purpose was giving hunters something new to hang on their wall. That lawsuit was rejected and the hunt continues………


- The best smartphones may offer a variety of options when it comes to alarms, tones and means to ensure a person wakes up on time, but one thing no iPhone or Droid comes equipped with is the capability to overcome laziness and stupidity. That’s a problem for Houston Texans backup quarterback Ryan Mallett, whose issues with sleep and time management have become a real problem for both he and the team. The Texans, who traded a draft pick to the New England Patriots on Aug. 31, 2014 for what they thought was a promising young quarterback who just needed a chance and signed Mallett to a two-year, $7.005 million contract this offseason, left their second-string signal caller behind when the team charter took off for Sunday's game against the Miami Dolphins. Mallett missed Saturday's team charter to Miami and the 6-foot-7 veteran quarterback later took a commercial flight to south Florida. He also missed a practice during training camp, two days after the Texans named Brian Hoyer their Week 1 starting quarterback, telling the team at that time he bought an alarm clock and promising general manager Rick Smith that that kind of thing would not happen again. Despite not being able to use the clock/alarm app on his phone, Mallett got a chance to play when Hoyer struggled in the first game and even started in Week 2. Over the next three games,  Mallett went 1-3, completing 52.2 percent of his passes for 672 yards with two touchdowns and four interceptions. He lost the starting job again and has shown his discontent with a prickly sideline demeanor in the weeks since. Teams are generally reluctant to hand a starting job to a guy not smart or responsible enough to wake up and get to work on time, so flying in coach with a bunch of tourists heading to Miami for the weekend might be the first of many indignities Mallett will suffer over the last two months of the season before he’s released this winter………


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Sh*t got real this weekend in Kosovo, where police say one officer and two protesters have been injured in clashes in the capital city of Pristina just one day after the opposition disrupted parliament with tear gas to protest against agreements with Serbia and Montenegro. The rage was real in the early morning hours as several hundred opposition supporters threw petrol bombs and other objects outside the parliament building in Pristina. The sight of enraged rioters hurling fuel bombs, Molotov cocktails and whatever the hell else they can get their hands off is always an uplifting one, even if 10 of these maniacs were arrested for their efforts. Those 10 detainees can take pride in the fact that their efforts were part of a weekend that saw the opposition twice disrupt lawmakers’ efforts to hold the parliament session in their chamber. Parliament members of the two governing political parties were eventually forced to a different space in the building to meet — without their opponents - which was a bit offensive given that those opponents had people outside trying to burn their city to the ground all in the name of making their voices heard. Opposition members demanded cancellation of Friday's session unless the government renounced deals with Serbia to give more powers to Serb-dominated areas in Kosovo, and with Montenegro on border demarcation. Fear of losing chunks of your country and control over it is enough to strike fear into the heart of most any über-nationalistic soul, so this is a battle that won't end quickly or quietly. Burning down parliament hasn’t worked so far, however, and as a new week begins it might be time to find a new tactic to create change in one of the world’s most combustible regions……….


- Not the point, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, not the point. Richards seems to believe that the purpose of rock stars ingesting immense amounts of various illegal substances is to somehow enhance their creativity by expanding their minds and removing barriers to free thinking courtesy of chemicals. Richards, who famously admitted to snorting his late father’s ashes as if they were a vial of premium cocaine, was asked about the possible connection between drug use and creativity. "I have never felt it did anything for my creativity. It kept me up a lot at nights looking for the stuff,” Richards said. "It was something that I had to stop because I realized there are experiments that go on too long. Some people can handle things and other people can't. If the drugs become more important than the music then you've lost the battle." Fine, but the point of taking drugs isn't to make you a better musician. No, free blow, pot, X, heroin and the like are merely one of the perks of being a rock star, a way to certify that you’re one of the cool musicians who’s made it to a place where narcotics, booze and groupies flow freely and the rules of civilized society don’t apply. No one does a row of the Bolivian marching powder off a groupie’s stomach before having sex with her in the dressing room because it’s going to help them write the next “Let It Be.” They do those things because they’re an effing rock star and that’s what rock stars do. Maybe weaning themselves off drugs is part of what’s gone wrong with the Stones as they’re morphed from awesome, blues-rooted rock band to a bunch of commercialized sellouts cranking out a steady stream of arena rock and car commercial jingles as they refuse to admit that their time of relevance is over……….

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