Sunday, April 09, 2017

Stealing Donald Trump (signs), NFL strong-arming and Riot Watch! Serbia


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Serbia - at least part of it - is enraged and not willing to accept the apparent presidential election victory of Serbia's powerful Prime Minister Aleksandar Vucic. With fresh allegations by the opposition of a rigged vote count to motivate them, thousands turned out to protest the results, marking the seventh straight day that angry mobs have taken to the streets to make sure the government knows that its apparent election-fixing hasn’t gone unnoticed. As is so often the case, it was the younger segment of the population that cared enough and had the energy to speak out, just as they’ve done en masse every day since last Sunday's election, in which Vucic polled 55 percent of the vote and avoided a runoff. The accusation flung at the government are wide-ranging and diverse, including stifling the voice of the media during the campaign, voter intimidation and bribes. It’s fairly standard campaign fare/Election Rigging 101, largely propelled by Sasa Jankovic, who was one of the other candidates in the race. Jankovic alleged that ballots from 25 polling stations showed evidence of massive fraud in Vucic's favor, but in a stunning plot twist, Vucic denied the allegation. Perhaps confident that he could (allegedly) rig the election a second time, he announced live on state TV that he'd told the state electoral commission to do a recount from two voting stations. One has to wonder if those stations won't be selectively picked because they just happen to be ones where he knows his fraud and chicanery didn’t reach……


- There are few stories that are more NFL of the NFL than this. On one side, an ass-puckered league, uptight about anything that’s not über-buttoned up or has a whiff of fun and lightness to it and on the other, a bunch of muscled-up pro athletes, jockeying for muscular superiority over their peers wherever they can find it. It all centers on The Pro Football Arm Wrestling Championship, which took place the past five days at the MGM Grand casino in Las Vegas. The event featured more than 30 current and former players, including  Miami Dolphins receiver Kenny Stills, San Francisco 49ers linebacker NaVorro Bowman, noted workout fiend and Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison and retired running back Marshawn Lynch, all of whom took part knowing that the event wasn’t exactly a secret, as it is scheduled to be broadcast on CBS on May 27-28, with the championship round shown on June 3. It turns out that the league didn’t have any idea the event was going on, as NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy confirmed that the league office only learned of it after it had already started. That means the players who tried to biceps their way to arm wrestling glory could be in violation of the league's gambling policy and may face fines, as all league personnel are prohibited from making promotional appearances at casinos or other gambling-related establishments. The fact that a chunk of the prize money from both the both individual and team competitions will be donated to charities of the player's choice won't really do the participants much good when it comes to avoiding the wrath of the league, but that doesn’t mean the NFL shouldn’t try to remove the stick from up its ass and let this one go………


- It’s nice to see an American leader inspire his country to action. Some of those actions may be criminal, but inspiration is inspiration whatever its form. Take a journey to Donald J. Trump State Park in Westchester County, New York, where a local man has been arrested for an act of vandalism at park named after the country’s current Jack-O-Lantern-in-Chief. Ronald Atzmon of Carmel, N.Y., was charged with criminal mischief, a felony, and petty larceny, a misdemeanor, in connection with the theft of a park entrance sign bearing the name of the venue. Unfortunately for Atzmon, he committed a crime in plain view of surveillance cameras because even though the park’s namesake isn't too big on providing meaningful fiscal support for the country’s parks system, this park had sufficient security coverage and that allowed New York State Park Police to share images from surveillance cameras showing a man inside a Ford Transit passenger van stealing the sign. The sad part of this theft is that it was a repeat of a January incident that actually inspired police to install the cameras and so it was that this time, the culprit was tracked down. For those who don’t know, Trump Park consists of 436 acres of undeveloped land in Westchester and another county, undeveloped largely because Trump reportedly wanted to build a golf course but couldn’t secure permits from government officials. In an “if I can't use it to make money, f*ck it, I’ll give it away in a hollow gesture” display, Trump donated the land to the state in 2006 with the oh, so predictable caveat that his name must be “prominently displayed” at both entrances. Keep inspiring America to all kinds of regrettable sh*t, D.T……


- And so it ends. Having gone from pop star whose success far eclipsed her limited musical talent to profitable Vegas lounge act whose success far eclipsed her limited musical talent, Britney Spears is set to end her Las Vegas residency later this year. She’s spent more than over three years performing her ‘Piece Of Me’ show at the Planet Hollywood venue, but her manager says that this year will be the last one to see his client take the stage at one of the many, many wildly overpriced entertainment and dining venues in Vegas. We are done with this show, and our next move is undecided,” Larry Rudolph said. What’s interesting is that, according to Rudolph, just because the show’s run at Planet Hollywood is about to end, that doesn’t mean the curtain is coming down on the entire operation. He noted that the show could move to a new venue, either in Las Vegas or elsewhere, and joked that Spears could do her thing “on the needle on top of the Stratosphere, and do the bungee jump afterward. More than anything, this sounds like a straight-up negotiating ploy on the part of the Spears camp. “Anything is possible. We have made zero decisions. We expect a lot of interest from all parties. Britney basically sells out every show, and she loves Las Vegas, she loves performing in Vegas, and Vegas is a possibility going forward,” Rudolph said. Nothing quite like rubbing elbows with Blue Man Group, Sigfried and Roy and their ilk and getting a nice pay raise in the process……..

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