Thursday, April 06, 2017

Olympic cheating rolls on, notary scandals in N.C. and secret metal band drummer auditions


- The Olympics may happen only once every two years, but the stripping of medals from Olympians disgraced by positive tests for performance-enhancing drugs is a year-round sport that never fails to entertain. The World Anti-Doping Agency and International Olympic Committee always have their hands full keeping up with test results dating back multiple Olympics and this week, the IOC got around to stripping two wrestlers and a weightlifter of Olympic medals for doping with anabolic steroids at the 2008 and 2012 Games. Not surprisingly, all three came from the general vicinity of Russia, which essentially emanates cheating from each of its greasy pores. One who had his prize ripped is Uzbek wrestler Artur Taymazov, who won a gold medal at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. He’s joined by Ukrainian wrestler Vasyl Fedoryshyn, who won silver, and Russian weightlifter Svetlana Tzarukaeva, who won silver at the 2012 London Games and also was asked to give her medal back. Tzarukaeva’s disqualification is a sadly hilarious one because it follows the original winner, Maiya Maneza of Kazakhstan, being disqualified last year for doping and that means Canadian lifter Christine Girard is in line to be upgraded from bronze to the gold medal for being third in results but first in integrity. The IOC stores doping samples for 10 years and due to improved techniques that can detect the use of steroids going back weeks and months, rather than days, has reanalyzed more than 1,000 samples from Beijing and London and imposed a total of 65 sanctions on Olympic athletes from the Beijing Games as a result. It’s a vivid reminder of the fact that if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying and at sports’ highest levels, the reward always outweighs the risk……..


- After six months without, Morocco finally has itself a government once again. After six long months of deadlock that had stalled the economy in the North African nation that’s considered a key U.S. ally in the region, Moroccan King Mohammed VI has appointed a new coalition government that consists of 39 ministers, state ministers and state secretaries, and includes nine women. This new crew is steeped in favoritism and nepotism, as key defense, security and religious affairs posts were given to people with no party affiliation but who are close to the king. This crew, which will attempt to undo whatever damage was done by not having a working government the past six months - though the United States seems to get by with that same problem much of the time - is headed up by Prime Minister Saâdeddine El Othmani, whose moderate Islamist Party of Justice and Development won the parliamentary election in October. The country remains a monarchy and one that blends a Muslim base with Western influences in cities such as Casablanca, but it remains to be seen how El Othmani, who was named last month to end a protracted crisis that had left the country without a government, can take charge and make sure that a small nation on the continent’s northwest corner can turn its fortunes around…..


- What’s the best way to audition for one of the biggest, edgiest rock bands in the world without getting overly anxious? Ask Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg, who has been hitting the high hats for the metal band since 2014, but admitted that he didn’t know he was auditioning for the band when he first met them. Maybe he should have put two and two together at some point, but as Weinberg tells it, he had no idea he was flying to an audition. “I got a call to come out and audition for something, I wasn’t told what it was going to be, but just like ‘can you please come out to L.A. and audition for this thing?’ he said. “With no other information other than that, and it was like ‘well yeah, why wouldn’t I go check that out? What’s the worst thing that could happen? I get a free flight to L.A. y’know?’ I’m never gonna say no to some rabbit hole that’s gonna present itself, unless there’s like, some true conflict.” Weinberg recalled being told to go into a room with a drum set and it was only at that point he was informed that he was about to audition for Slipknot right then and there. He then went through ‘Before I Forget’ and ‘Duality’ and apparently those went well, because from there he and the rest of the group were able to go into more depth. Three years later, it appears that it’s worked out to be a good match………


- Scandal….for the people with the special stamps who can certify that your used car purchase from Kenny on North Main Street in the amount of $4,000 is legit and that the title has properly changed hands. Yes, the shady world of public notaries has been exposed in North Carolina, where a state lawmaker who called on the secretary of state to resign because records showed her office allowed more than 320 nonpermanent residents to become public notaries over the past nine years. Republican Rep. Christopher Millis has now filed for the impeachment of Secretary of State Elaine Marshall, penning a nine-page letter to her office detailing his concerns and requesting she step down immediately. Millis claims that there are over 320 notaries commissioned by the secretary that did not meet the requirements of state law or the stated requirement on the secretary’s own notary application, including one individual slated for final deportation. Marshall’s spokesperson shot down those claims, arguing that this is “simply a rehashing of the political attack used by my opponent in the recent election.” She’s hiding behind the idea that the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has authorized the specifically mentioned notaries to work here lawfully, so she has done nothing wrong and has nothing for which to apologize. The spokesman added that “in this cause the executive branch defied the law and did so in a manner completely masked from the public and the legislature,” so Marshall is swinging back and this has to be the most anyone has ever given a damn about public notaries in the long and storied history of the notary industry………

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