Saturday, April 29, 2017

Keep on Björk-ing, from lead paint to more lead paint and Riot Watch! Brazil


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! It may be time to end the race and officially declare South America this year’s championship continent of rioting because multiple nations have been locked in a constant cycle of turmoil since the new year began and perhaps no nation has been as ass-deep in anger of late as Brazil, where rioters lit buses on fire, blocked roads and clashed with police during a general strike that brought transportation to a halt in many cities across Latin America's largest nation. Lighting massive vehicles on fire and throwing hands with police are two hallmarks of any good riot and this one was coupled with a strike protesting major changes to labor law and the pension system being considered by Congress. The strike seemed to energize thousands of angry Brazilians fed up with corruption and worried about the country’s future amid a deep recession and rising unemployment. Perhaps nowhere was the vitriol more apparent than Rio de Janeiro, where demonstrators brawled with police in front of the legislative building for several hours and chased that with an inspiring display of lighting several buses on fire. Over in Sao Paulo, thousands marched toward the home of President Michel Temer and hurled rocks at police, who responded with stun grenades when protestors attempted to barrel through barriers set up to stop them. Nationwide, millions stayed home, some because they supported the strike and others because they simply had no way to get to work. Temer is still struggling to get his proposals through Congress, which is an issue because his administration argues that more flexible labor rules will revive a comatose economy and warns the pension system will go bankrupt without changes. Temer tried to downplay the day of rioting to labeling the protesters as "small groups" that blocked the roads and streets, but he just seems to be living in the land of denial about what’s happening in his country……. 


- Hi there, sports fan. Have you been wondering what a past-his-prime, low-class, minimal-IQ Olympic swimmer has been up to since he and three teammates fled Brazil last summer in the wake of a massive scandal in which they vandalized a gas station and its restroom, then lied about being robbed at gunpoint to cover up their drunken antics? If so, you’ll be thrilled to know that Ryan Lochte is competing in the pool for the first time since his self-created, alcohol-fueled scandal during the Rio de Janeiro Olympics. The man with more Olympic medals than IQ points to his credit finished second in the 100-yard breaststroke in 53.92 seconds and won the 200 individual medley in 1:44.21 Friday at the U.S. Masters Swimming Spring Nationals in Riverside, California. It’s one of the few places he can compete right now, as he is banned from domestic and international U.S. national team competitions through June 30 as part of his 10-month suspension. The reason the Jeeee-uh! One is able to compete because the age-group meet is sanctioned by a different governing body and now that the six-time Olympic champion lives in Los Angeles - a perfect fit for an ass hat like him - going to Riverside wasn’t too far of a drive. He’s also engaged to former Playboy model Kayla Rae Reid and the couple are expecting their first child in June. Once the kid is born and the suspension ends,  Lochte plans to swim in the U.S. Open on Long Island in early August. He’s also inked endorsement deals with swimwear maker Tyr and PowerBar after losing all of his previous deals following his idiocy in Rio…….


- Maybe this is a question for a housing or health and human safety expert, but doesn’t moving from one lead-paint-laden residence to another lead-paint-laden residence defeat the whole purpose of trying to escape the lead paint at the first residence? That’s a question worth pondering upon learning that lead paint was discovered outside nearly half of the units intended for families leaving an Indiana public-housing complex due to - wait for it! - lead contamination. Court documents show that lead paint was found near 13 units intended as emergency housing for families leaving East Chicago's West Calumet Housing Complex and yes, these are people fleeing what is one of the most economically troubled, frequently dangerous areas in the country. These folks were expected to move into homes where lead paint was on the outside of the building or in door frames or jambs, window casings, housing lintels, porch areas, or stair posts or railings. That’s not really what you’d hope for when seeking a new domicile for families who previously lived at a complex that was built on a site previously occupied by a lead-products factory. Last summer, officials did soil testing which found some yards with lead levels more than 70 times the federal safety standard and they quickly looked to move people out. The testing wasn’t exactly voluntary; it was required under a civil rights agreement reached in November. Through April 21, 17 West Calumet families had moved into the emergency units and into new led-laden dwellings. Of course, East Chicago Housing Authority officials claim the paint hazards were remediate and the housing agency believes it is in full compliance with federal regulations, but not everyone agrees. The Chicago-based Sargent Shriver National Center on Poverty Law refuted those claims, arguing that the lead inspections "expose widespread noncompliance" with federal laws. All in all, proof that bureaucracy is gonna keep bureau-crating, no matter what problems that may cause…….


- Keep on Bjork-ing, Bjork. The bizarre, eccentric Icelandic pop singer who loves to incorporate art and creativity into her musical career is at it again, releasing what would normally be a yawner of a book project, except she hopes to make it a must-read. She’s releasing a career-spanning songbook, titled ’34 Scores for Piano, Organ, Harpsichord and Celeste,” a title that on the surface makes it seem like the single most boring book ever released by any musician, anywhere, at any time. But let’s see what’s inside….arrangements from ‘Debut’, ‘Post’, ‘Homogenic’, ‘Selmasongs’, ‘Vespertine’, ‘Medúlla’, Björk’s Drawing Restraint 9 soundtrack, ‘Volta’ and ‘Vulnicura.” Yup, that does sound boring as hell. But according to the tome’s description, it “reimagines what can be achieved with traditional sheet music, continuing Björk’s history of exploiting new technologies for creative innovation.” Nope, still sounds boring as hell. This book, which may be so immensely popular that pre-ordering is essential, will be released on June 5 via Wise Publications. Further enhancing its rock and roll credibility, it was made in collaboration with pianist Jonas Sen, design house M/M Paris and engraver Werner Wolff. For those who aren't on board with this project, just know that you have lots and lots of company on the subject………

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