Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Inmates v. jailhouse decency, Cypress Hill + London Symphony Orchestra and Pittsburgh Pirates = United Nations of MLB


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The tried-and-true protest technique of trying to use a mass of humanity linked by nothing more than shared beliefs and intertwined limbs was on full display as Greek and Turkish Cypriot activists formed a human chain across Cyprus' ethnic divide to protest Turkey's planned nuclear power station. The activists claim the plan poses real dangers to the nearby east Mediterranean island, which is why about 100 of them linked arms across the 70-meter U.N.-controlled buffer zone between the breakaway Turkish Cypriot north and the internationally recognized south in the medieval heart of the capital, Nicosia, a display that would have been much more memorable had they set something on fire, looted, rioted or tossed a Molotov cocktail or two around, but there’s still time. Turkey plans to build the Russian-made plant in Akkuyu, 56 miles from Cyprus' northern shoreline, but it’s not happening tomorrow and that means there will be more chances to stage better uprisings for men and women like Turkish Cypriot activist Murat Kanatli, who was a part of this gathering and said there are serious concerns about nuclear waste disposal, the nuclear plant's impact on marine life as well as its vulnerability to regional seismic activity. Mix in Turkey's current political upheaval and the ever-looming specter of terrorism and you can see where this is quite the combustible mix into which to drop a nuclear power plant……..

- The Pittsburgh Pirates: the United Nations of Major League Baseball. First, the Pirates make reliever Dovydos Neverauskas the first Lithuania-born and raised player to pitch in the majors when he appeared Monday in a loss to the Chicago Cubs and now that he’s had his chance and filled in where needed, he’s been sent back to the minors as the team called up infielder Gift Ngoepe, making him the first player from Africa to reach the major leagues. They recalled Ngoepe from Triple-A Indianapolis on Wednesday and sent Neverauskas to the minors, in a sense part of the ever-revolving door that is MLB, but also creating a unique situation in calling up a player who was the first from his country to make it to the majors and then sending him down to make way for a guy who’s the first from his continent to make it to the majors. Ngoepe was born in Pietersburg, South Africa, and attended high school in the suburbs of Johannesburg, so it’s not as if he was a guy born in a faraway land but raised in the United States. He’s as rooted in Africa as a person can be while playing sports half a world away and it’s been a long journey, as Ngoepe signed with Pittsburgh in 2008 and was batting .241 in Triple-A when he was promoted. He’s widely considered the best defensive prospect in the Pirates' organization and for a team that hit the midway point of this week tied for the most errors in the majors, a solid glove is all that matters, regardless where in the world its owner comes from……..

- There’s always a lingering question of just how shittily America can treat its prison population without technically violating any laws. That particular issue is litigated often by aggrieved inmates who feel like the supposedly subhuman conditions in which they’ve been forced to reside skew on the illegal side of the ledger. It’s the one being pursued by two men once detained at the Jackson County jail who have filed separate - yet equally (literally) filthy lawsuits claiming sewage frequently backed up in their cells and the stench was so intense at times that they could not sleep. Joshua Riechmann filed one of the first suit, in federal court in Kansas City, Missouri, and he alleges his jail cell stunk like a sewer and that human waste backed up into his toilet when inmates in adjoining cells flushed. A separate federal lawsuit by Nicholas Ayers alleges he had to haul water to his second-floor cell from the floor below to get his toilet to flush and if there’s anything crappier than a prison toilet, it’s having to supply to H2O to get it to work. His problems allegedly arose when he suffered a serious injury on account of falling while carrying a plastic trash can full of water at night when the smell in his cell was so bad he couldn't sleep. Both men agree that jail staff was indifferent to addressing inmate complaints, but a very convincing statement by Jackson County Executive Frank White's office said that the detention center has roughly 1,000 toilets and hundreds of showers and sinks, making leaks and clogs routine. With a rousing two lumbers on staff and a contract with an outside vendor to respond to emergency plumbing needs after hours and on weekends, it’s hard to see how anything could go awry here. As for Riechmann, he was booked into the jail last September on a warrant for a still-pending DWI case in Carroll County and Ayers is now serving a 15-year prison sentence for assault and armed criminal action, so they aren't the most sympathetic figures, but they don’t need to be to win their respective cases………


- They’ve always made sense as a dynamic musical duo and after “The Simpsons” finally had the vision to combine them some 21 years ago, it’s a shame it’s taken more than two decades for them to find their way back together. Yes, few musical acts blend like peanut butter and jelly in the same jar quite as well as Cypress Hill and the London Symphony Orchestra, which might seem mismatched as a seminal hip-hop act and a bunch of tuxedoed-up classical musicians sitting ramrod straight in the orchestra pit at a classical music hall, but that’s only to the musically unsophisticated ear. Those who know know that when the two acts appeared together on the 1996 episode 'Homerpalooza,' in which “Simpsons” patriarch Homer Simpson joined a traveling music festival, it was a moment years in the making. The episode was part of the show’s much-acclaimed seventh season and it featured Homer joining the fictional traveling music festival ‘Hullabalooza’ on a bill which also includes Smashing Pumpkins, Peter Frampton and Sonic Youth. In one of the episode’s memorable scenes,  a roadie asks the festival’s bands if any of them have hired the London Symphony Orchestra – “possibly while high? Cypress Hill, I’m looking in your direction.” Thus, an epic collaboration was born in which Cypress Hill asked the orchestra if they know ‘Insane In The Brain.” The two sides recently linked up on Twitter, with the rappers extending an invite to the orchestra to “make something happen for real” – an offer the orchestra happily accepted, setting the stage for what should be some true musical magic……

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