Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Cash unites The Rock and Vin Diesel, South Dakota v. cults and Ronaldo's thin skin


- Never, ever forget that many of the world’s biggest athletes have some of the world’s thinnest skin and largest rabbit ears. Take Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo as one of the many examples less than an hour after he became the first player to score 100 goals in the Champions League by netting a hat trick against Bayern Munich to help his side win its Champions League quarterfinal tilt with their German rivals. After making little impact and appearing disturbingly idle for much of the game, he was jeered by some home fans for not working hard enough off the ball as Madrid fell behind 2-1. However, the Portuguese star surged late with three goals to rally his team through to the semifinals with a 4-2 win on the night, 6-3 on aggregate. After the match, he had something on his mind and that was whining about his treatment by the great unwashed. "I don't tell them to be quiet, never, I only ask that they do not whistle," he said. "Because I always give my best in every game, although sometimes I do not score goals I try and work hard to help Real Madrid. I am sticking to positive things. The team has been fine, we played well and obviously I am happy for the goals." Ah, no whistling. What are you, R., an international soccer star or a woman walking down the street in a busy city and wishing the pervy dudes around her would stop their catcalls? It’s impressive that you became the first player to score 100 goals in European competition and reached the mark ahead of rival Lionel Messi, who has 94 goals, but what would be even more impressive is if you’d chased that by ignoring the jeers of the crowd and just simply balled out………


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! There’s something a bit backwards about this one, given that it’s usually the angry masses on one side and the long arm of the law on the other, abusing its power and using excessive force like it has an expiration date. But in the West African nation of Burkina Faso, it’s the police who have staged a nationwide protest that may lack the necessary rage to affect real change, but it what officers promise to be the first salvo in a series of demonstrations against corruption and a lack of transparency among their leaders. It’s never good when the rank and file are publicly calling out their law enforcement superiors, but in an impoverished nation where it’s easy to get your way by throwing some perks and benefits the way of the law, bribing the powers that be is often the quickest way to accomplish your goals. Protest leader Patrice Sanou promised that more protests would follow in a country where tensions within the law enforcement community have spiked significantly in recent month and where the police union has warned authorities about unfair treatment and pay among those guarding private buildings including banks, mining companies and hotels. The union wants written contracts with companies who hire the police and for the government to address the growing threat over extremist attacks in the region, the latter of which is amping up pressure on police already dealing with a litany of issues and constraints. It’s usually a solid idea to keep the men and women tasked with enforcing the law happy or at least non pissed off, so now would be a great time for the powers that be to tackle these issues……..


- Behold the power of massive stacks of cash to bring people together - or at least convince them to share a set and a few scenes over the course of the weeks it takes to film a movie. So despite rampant rumors that they had a major beef with one another on the set of the current biggest movie in the world, “The Fate Of The Furious,” Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and Vin Diesel have reportedly agreed to appear in the next Fast And Furious film - the first of what are slated to be the final two of 10 movies in the massive, sprawling and full-of-excess action franchise. Most of the stories about clashes between the two posited that their issues stemmed from who received the most screen time, best action scenes and chances to show off their chiseled arms. They shared precious few scenes in “Fate,” which only fueled fire of the rift and given that Johnson previously fired off a few social media shots at unidentified male cast members with whom he had issues, there’s too much noise around this one for there to be no issue at all. Johnson did try to smooth things over by saying publicly that it was Diesel’s movie franchise and the two have since tried to convince everyone that they’re resolved their issues…which they may have, given that their latest collaboration broke the opening-weekend box office record set by ‘The Force Awakens’ in 2015. Money has a funny way of bringing people together and mending many a broken fence……..


- There are certain tasks for which a state legislature is well-equipped….namely, issuing hollow proclamations honoring people who win sporting competitions and other such contests or appearing at public functions to lend an air of quasi-officiality to the proceedings. But studying a secretive polygamous sect's outpost in the far western reaches of their fine state? Not so much. Having said that….wise choice, South Dakota lawmakers who smartly decided against studying the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints' compound near Pringle after Republican Rep. Tim Goodwin proposed looking into the group, focusing on dicey issues such as whether polygamy or sex trafficking are taking place there. The latter is obviously a very serious and important issue - polygamy a bit less so, but still one that many care deeply about - and presented with a chance to overlook a potentially sticky subject that was among more than 20 proposals, lawmakers elected to take an easier - and some would argue more relevant - path by voting to study a water issue and workforce housing. House Speaker Mark Mickelson addressing the issue by saying it's up to law enforcement to investigate and after Goodwin's proposal ranked low in a survey of lawmakers, there was clearly for that stance. Undeterred by the indifference and reticence of his Mount Rushmore State colleagues, Goodwin, whose district includes the compound, boldly proclaimed that he's not "giving up the fight." Nice to see that a state politician gives a damn about an issue that doesn’t promise to line his pockets with cash from lobbyists……..

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