Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Organized crime v. E-ZPass, Puddle of Mud(dy idiocy) and taking that for data


- Take that for data, NBA league office. The quote of the year in the Association was uttered by Memphis Grizzlies coach David Fizdale in the wake of his team's Game 2 loss to the San Antonio Spurs. Fizdale didn’t fizzle out when he blasted the officiating after the game, ripped the zebras for giving the Spurs more free throws and blasted the league for not giving Grizzlies point guard Mike Conley the respect Fizdale believes he deserves. “Take that for data,” was the punch line in the rant and the rest of the monologue was strong as well, strong enough that the league dinged him with a $30,000 fine. It didn’t take long for Conley and his teammates to rally behind their coach, who makes less than most of them, promising that they will pay the fine. "We told him right away, you're not going to have to pay that.” Conley said, adding that he sent Fizdale a "thank you" text at 4 a.m following the rant. Among the memorable moments from the diatribe were Fizdale blasting the officiating after the Grizzlies' 96-82 loss to the Spurs, calling the work of veteran crew Danny Crawford, Rodney Mott and Bill Spooner "unprofessional" and "unacceptable" and punctuating his words by smashing his first into a table and storming off. In one of the most unnecessary comments in the league in years, Fizdale said he knew the fine was coming but didn’t care. “You're fighting for your team and you're fighting for your life in the playoffs, and you just don't have room to let things go into the next year. "The series can be over, so you're always going to fight for your guys,” he said. Fight on, D. Fizz……..


- Why couldn’t America have been this fortunate last year? In the first round of our presidential selection process, why couldn’t we have come up with no candidates? No president would likely have been a better option than the one we got, so let’s take a lesson from Albania, whose parliament has failed to elect the country's new president, with no candidates nominated for the first round of voting. If there aren't any suitable candidates, don’t nominate one….just as Albania’s governing left-wing coalition, which declined to put forward a candidate for the post. Technically, this is being sold as an expression of good faith for parliament's center-right opposition, as the opposition has boycotted Parliament since February and wants a caretaker Cabinet to take the country to a June 18 parliamentary election. Their argument is that the current government will manipulate the vote and in a place such as Albania, those beliefs aren't unreasonable. In the Eastern European nation, presidential candidates are proposed by a group of at least 20 lawmakers and much like the queen of England, the five-year presidency has a largely ceremonial role. There’s a two-term limit and Albania's 140-seat Parliament picks the president in five rounds, with candidates needing to win at least three-fifths of the vote, or 84 backers, in the first three rounds. But if there are no candidates……..

- Dear Puddle of Mudd singer Wes Scantlin…. you do know that you’re Puddle of Mudd singer Wes Scantlin and not Mick Jagger, right? You’re the frontman for a middling, nondescript arena rock band that hasn’t accomplished much since your lone hit, “She Hates Me,” dropped all the way back in 2011…so maybe you don’t want to keep storming off stage mid-show as if you have a dozen platinum albums and double-digit Grammys to your credit. But Scantlin has done it over and over again, most recently at a gig in Dallas earlier this month. The band were in the middle of playing their only hint when Scantlin allowed the crowd to sing some of the lyrics, but rather than serve as a moment of cool crowd participation, it was merely a cover for Scantlin to walk toward the back of the stage to intently watch drummer Dave Moreno perform. Curiously, Scantlin then asked, ‘David, why?’ before picking up his bag and leaving, never to return. Maybe this was payback for the show in the United Kingdom last year which he was left on stage by his bandmates midway through a gig in a disastrous outing that left fans infuriated. That was nearly a year ago, with the band citing Scantlin’s erratic on-stage behavior as the reason they cut their performance short. That show, in Doncaster, was eerily similar to a February 2016 show in Ohio in which Scantlin stopped the show and began shouting at an unidentified audience member. Ol’ Wesley doesn’t seem to understand that he’s not nearly a big enough rock star to treat fans like sh*t and get away with it for long………


- Organized crime will target whatever industries its leaders believe will make them the most money. Be it casinos, be it scamming federal gas taxes or in the Keystone State, making millions of dollars renting out fraudulently obtained license plates, primarily in New York City. Pennsylvania's attorney general's office is charging a dozen people as part of an organized crime ring that it accuses of taking part in the scheme, with Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro alleging that the ring rented to people who used the plates to evade law enforcement, parking tickets and highway tolls. It’s not exactly hardened criminals using stolen plates to disguise cars being used to commit murders and robberies, but apparently it’s still illegal for a group to use a stolen notary seal to get vehicles retitled, enabling it to get new license plates through businesses set up as dealerships or transporters. These conniving plate peddlers allegedly rented out thousands of Pennsylvania license plates for $400 or more a month and proving that they were a full-service organized crime outfit, they also provided fraudulent insurance paperwork. That level of customer service should really be rewarded and not punished, but suddenly it’s wrong that people used this valuable service avoided paying nearly $2 million for parking, E-ZPass toll collection accounts, insurance and car loans in multiple states. As always, nothing spurs the government into action quite like people depriving it of the money it has used its own powers to boldly declare to legally belong to it………

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