Monday, September 14, 2015

Steven Tyler goes country hack, fat rabbis and the imploding Washington Nationals


- A Spain divided against itself cannot stand….or at least so says Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy. Rajoy, speaking two days after campaigning began for regional elections that could decide if the wealthy northeastern region of Catalonia secedes or remains part of the country, ripped Catalonia's pro-independence president, accusing Artur Mas of creating uncertainty by effectively turning the Sept. 27 regional parliamentary election into a for-or-against independence ballot. It’s a bold move to accuse someone of hijacking elections for an ulterior motive, but Rajoy didn’t step lightly around the issue. Instead, he stepped up to the mic in a hostile environment in the Catalan city of Lleida and  said Mas "had divided Catalan society, families and workmates." He said it was "a very large irresponsibility" to cause political and economic uncertainty just as "Spanish and Catalan society is making efforts to emerge from a financial crisis." Spain has been on the brink of fiscal disaster for a while and its royal family has faced allegations of corruption in recent years, but even with the unrest, it will still be a very tall task for separatist parties to earn the necessary 68 seats to claim legitimacy in the 135-member Catalan parliament. Being unhappy with your current regime is one thing, but turning power over to separatists or going to the next step by declaring your independence and starting the process of establishing the world’s 194th country is something else entirely. Still, revolutions are always something to root for and turning the world on its ear is great viewing every day of the week………..


- Watching the Washington Nationals has been a painful experience the past few months. A team all but bestowed with the National League East title and a berth in the World Series before the season began on account of its über-talented roster and lofty expectations has stumbled all season long, including imploding over the past month to the point that it is now 10 games out of first place. The Washington bullpen has been a disaster, its batting order has been a hot mess of inconsistency and it all came to a head last week when the NL East-leading New York Mets completed a three-game sweep that effectively terminated any remaining playoff hopes for the Nationals. In the first two games of the series, the Nats squandered large leads. One of the chief culprits was right-hander Drew Storen, who gave up the go-ahead homer to Yoenis Cespedes in the eighth inning of the second game in the series one day after walking three batters as the Nationals blew a six-run lead against the Mets. Two straight days of abject failure pushed the young reliever to the breaking point and break he did, fracturing his right thumb slamming the lock box in his locker in frustration following the second game in the series. Nationals manager Matt Williams, who demoted Storen from closer to setup man following the acquisition of Jonathan Papelbon earlier this season, didn’t find out about  the injury until Storen was unable to throw Friday in Miami. Storen flew back to Washington to be examined by a hand specialist and Williams said the pitcher was “a little bit embarrassed about it, of course.” Not nearly as embarrassed as Nationals fans have been watching their team lately……….


- It’s about damn time, campus rabbis of America. You all have been skating for far too long on your flabby physiques and lack of physical conditioning and finally, someone has stepped up to do something about it. Sure, campus rabbis’ main focus is lifting the spirits and providing spiritual counsel to Jewish students in times of on-campus crisis, but is it really too much to ask that your local Jewish man of the cloth not be rocking a massive gut and a body mass index that leads the government to classify him as morbidly obese? The harsh reality of poor campus rabbi fitness hit home a while back for Rabbi Moshe Gray, a man helping Jewish students and campus community members at Dartmouth College. Gray, unlike so many of his peers, actually has a personal trainer and that personal trainer pointed out just how many rotund rabbis there are across the United States. Alarmed by the plethora of overweight clergy, Gray urged an international outreach organization for Jewish students to find a fitness program for his peers and their wives. Chabad on Campus stepped up and began enlisting out-of-shape clergy members to get medical checkups and establish fitness goals for themselves, then offered online support groups and subsidized half the cost of a personal trainer for six months. The effort attracted a group of 30 participants who lost 667 pounds, which isn't a massive number but is encouraging in light of previous research showing that clergy members of all faiths are at a higher risk for obesity and other health ailments than other Americans due to factors including stress, long hours and low pay……….


- It’s amaaaaaazin’…..that anyone thinks Steven Tyler is still relevant enough to care that the frontman of a formerly great rock band going solo with what will surely be a regrettable country music album is worth discussing. Tyler and Aerosmith haven't really been relevant - save for their few loyal, aged-out rocker fans stuck in 1985 - for years, having long ago gone the Rolling Stones route of becoming a bunch of commercialized mainstream sellouts instead of the great band they once were. Tyler became a reality karoke TV judge, a move that may have inspired him to go the hack route as a solo act and release a solo album on which he will bastardize some of his band’s songs in country music form.  Tyler played the Melrose Ballroom in New York last week and used the performance as a preview of the country sound of his forthcoming album. He trotted out new material like the forgettable “Love is Your Name” - Tyler’s first Billboard Hot 100 appearance since 2001 – before making the rock and roll gods weep with country versions of several Aerosmith songs, among them “Cryin,’” “What It Takes” and “Pink.” Tyler announced the country project earlier this year and while disappointing, it wasn’t a stunner. In the past year alone, he’s performed with country singers such as Keith Urban, Jana Cramer, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley and he’s also on the same record label as Taylor Swift. "I grew up in the woods of New Hampshire... I have more country in me than people think,” Tyler previously said of the country album, which is expected to be released in 2016. Maybe so, Steve, but we all have bad sides of ourselves and that doesn’t mean we need to expose it to the world. Perhaps being into his 60s has put Tyler in the mindset that old people often get, a mindset in which they figure that they have seniority on most of the people around them, they won't be around much longer anyhow and therefore, they’re going to say and do whatever the hell they want. That doesn’t make a Steven Tyler country music album any less depressing, but it might help explain this disappointing spectacle………..

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