Wednesday, September 09, 2015

PCP + Taser blasts, more NFL quitters and Kid Cudi wants to be a Wookie


- Sometimes he likes to smoke chron, sometimes he likes to deliver great rhymes and other times he likes to channel his inner dork by auditioning for a role in the next chapter of the biggest sci-fi franchise of all-time. Kid Cudi, a.k.a. Cleveland native and rap star Scott Mescudi, appears to be both an aspiring actor and a bit of a space dork, as evidenced by his revelation that he was under consideration for a role in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” JJ Abrams' film is the seventh installment of the franchise and Mescudi revealed on Twitter that he auditioned for a part in the film, which is due out in December. “I auditioned!! That whole experience alone was WILD. Happy I was able to get in the room and try! Blessed!” Mescudi tweeted in response to a fan suggesting that he should have a role in the movie. Those who know his resume know that Mescudi has done a bit of acting already, appearing in this year's “Entourage” movie and 2013's “Need For Speed.” He uses his real name instead of his stage name from acting and has since he scored a part in the critically acclaimed HBO series “How To Make It In America.” Even without Mescudi, “The Force Awakens” will have a litany of star power, including Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Lupita Nyong'o, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow and Andy Serkis, all of whom will be joined by three cast members back from the original Star Wars films, Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher. The story is set 30 years after the events of “Return Of The Jedi” and Abrams penned the script alongside “Toy Story 3” writer Michael Arndt and Star Wars veteran Lawrence Kasdan………..


- Hey Syrian refugees, how does a trip to South America sound? Ordinarily, jumping from your continent to another - Europe - and then making a second continental jump across the Atlantic Ocean to a place where you don’t speak the language or know the culture is a big ask, but when your other option is staying in a place where you’re just as likely to be bombed or massacred as you are to live past the age of 40, it’s not so bad. The entire continent of Europe seems to be fighting internally about what the do with the slew of Syrian refugees streaming across its borders, so maybe Chile can take some of the weight off those shoulders. President Michelle Bachelet says Chile will welcome "an important number" of Syrian refugees and while that is a very vague promise, it’s still promising something and that’s great. Bachelet spoke during a religious ceremony and initially, she didn’t specify the country of origin of the refugees Chile would accept. Her foreign ministry later confirmed that Chile would receive Syrians fleeing the civil war in the largest refugee crisis since World War II, explaining in a statement that the government is fast-tracking measures to issue visas so Syrian families can enter the country as soon as possible. According to el president, Chile will take in the refugees because she believes it is a tragedy affecting all of humanity. Chile isn't the first South American nation to take Syrian refugees, as Uruguay accepted 42 of them in October 2014. Hilariously, most of those refugees now want to leave, saying the country is too expensive and they cannot find jobs. They are protesting outside Montevideo's presidential building, showing a shocking lack of gratitude and making one wonder if maybe their unappreciative asses should be air-dropped right in the middle of the Syrian war zone to see how they like it……….


- Their numbers may be small and their names mostly unrecognized, but that doesn’t make the small group of players who have decided to walk away from the NFL any less significant. The biggest name to date is former San Francisco 49ers linebacker Chris Borland, who had a stellar rookie season only to quit football out of concerns for his health due to concussions, as well as other major issues surrounding his well-being. Add Adrian Coxson, who was taken off the Green Bay Packers' practice field in an ambulance on Aug. 1, to the club. Coxson announced his retirement from football, saying the "next hit to my head could possibly kill me or be life-damaging." Before leaving football, Coxson was a rookie wide receiver taken to the hospital for more tests after experiencing severe dizziness on the third day of training camp and later diagnosed with a Grade 3 concussion. "I'm retiring because I'm still having symptoms, and my health is more important to me than the game of football," Coxson said. "It's been recommended to me by two neurologists and two doctors to retire from football. This last [hit to my head] could be life-damaging. It has taken a great toll on me.” It’s a decision worthy of applause and even though you can argue that this isn't a future Hall of Famer making eight figures annually, taking an injury settlement with the Packers and a $5,000 signing bonus received as an undrafted free agent out of Stony Brook and leaving is still a bold move. Coxson's agent, Jonathan Herbst, isn't angry about losing a client and says he believes Coxson is making the right choice. The odds are high that Coxson won't be the only one making such a choice in the immediate future and it may not be that long before the next shoe drops………..


- What’s the best way to survive a Taser blast from the cops without ending up as a convulsing mess on the sidewalk? An idealist might argue that the best method of ducking this painful experience is merely avoiding committing any crimes and/or complying promptly with any orders given by police should you encounter them for any reason, but that person would be a sucker. No, there is a far more interesting way to prepare yourself to have dozens of volts of electricity sent coursing through your body and that method was demonstrated recently by a Washington, D.C. man who ended up in a bit of a kerfuffle with police at a McDonald’s in Riverdale Park, Maryland. Marcus Moycherielli of Washington was the reason police were called to the restaurant on account of him throwing chairs and acting an awful lot like someone who was hallucinating due to some sort of illegal substance within his body. Riverdale Park Police Chief David Morris said officers encountered the raging Moycherielli and did what officers in such cases normally do: make contact with the person, attempt to talk them down from whatever high they’re on and if all else fails, subdue the person using non-lethal force. In this case, the first round of force was pepper spray, but that wasn’t enough to take down a man apparently on PCP. From there, Moycherielli was blasted with several rounds of shocks from a stun gun and it was only after multiple Taser blasts that he finally went down. Morris says that the man had minor injuries and that officers arguably saved his life, along with providing an epic story of drug-addled boldness for all to enjoy. In the end, Moycherielli was taken into custody and was charged by criminal summons with assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Quite a night and if we’re lucky, his antics were at a McDonald’s with its own playground filled with children who got to witness the first drug-fueled rampage of their young lives………

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