Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Florida Gator rage, A$AP Rocky + Danger Mouse and Burkina Faso blindly seeks justice


- Seattle isn't normally thought of as a trashy place. It’s typically viewed as a trendy, bohemian city, one that gives rise to famous musicians and the latest in crappy Microsoft products to be foisted upon the world. But a mounting dispute between the city and some of the hipsters who call it home is threatening to tarnish the Emerald City. The showdown over garbage centers on nine full-time solid waste inspectors who have been hired as part of a controversial program to check city trash to make sure people are recycling. The city has also  effectively deputized contracted waste haulers as trash police, bestowing them with the authority to tag bins when people fail to recycle and compost enough. Yes, this is really happening and it’s every bit as offensive as it seems. That’s why the program is now the subject of a lawsuit by citizens who cannot believe that Big Brother is now sifting through their banana peels, coffee grounds and shredded documents and tagging their trash cans if they’re not being kind enough to the environment. “I understand people have noble goals,” said Keli Carender, who got tagged two weeks in a row. “But at some point we have to say, you can’t violate my rights to achieve this noble goal.” An estimated 14,000 residential and commercial customers have been tagged this year, their bins festooned with a sticker warning them that more than 10 percent of their trash content should have been recycled or put into compost bins. Those behind the lawsuit claim the program is an invasion of their privacy even though the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled garbage, once left at the curb, is not protected private property under the 4th Amendment. “The Supreme Court of Washington state went the other direction,” said Ethan Blevins, an attorney with the Pacific Legal Foundation who filed the lawsuit. “[It] said our state Constitution provides better protection, and we believe that people expect that our garbage is going to be protected from prying eyes.” Fines ranging from $1 to $50 start Jan. 1 for trash offenders, but participants in the lawsuit hope that day never comes………

- Score one for blatantly obvious and disturbingly logical government solutions to glaring problems. Burkina Faso - or as most Americans know it “Is that a made-up country or a planet in the new ‘Star Wars’ movie?” - underwent a massive uprising last year, one that toppled the president of nearly three decades. Having a president who is in office for nearly three decades is a problem, which explains the uprising but doesn’t justify the actions of an elite military unit accused of killing demonstrators during said revolt. The Presidential Security Regiment has long cause strife even within the military because of its large budget and suspected involvement in crimes under former President Blaise Compaore. A small group with a large budget and the apparent favoritism of the president is bound to make waves and after Compaore resigned amid the uprising last October, the question for Burkina Faso became how to deal with the (alleged) murders committed by the elite unit. Enter a reconciliation commission that has called for the dismantling of the Presidential Security Regiment. Those seeking justice in the killings have also pressed for the resignation of current Prime Minister Lt. Col. Isaac Zida and some transition cabinet members and the commission has echoed some of those sentiments. In its report, the commission said the elite regiment should be dismantled and replaced by police and military police. Police are never, ever corrupt and never act like they're above the law. Actual justice in this case doesn’t appear likely at any point in the near or distant future, but it should be entertaining to watch it all unfold……….


- Danger Mouse has done the high-powered collaboration album before, so giving it another shot with one of the hottest rappers in the game seems like a solid idea. His latest big-name team-up effort hasn’t yet hit the market, but A$AP Rocky confirmed during a chat with pop hack/producer Pharrell Williams that the project has been recorded. The rapper revealed the news when he was asked if he and Danger Mouse were going to do any sort of concept album. "We kind of already did," Rocky said. "Danger Mouse is ill. People don't appreciate that kind of sh*t. There's no lyrics out there. What's important about this, he told me, 'yo dude, you bring out a side in me that I need'. And I feel he brings out a side in me. We got records. I can't wait to let you hear them." Danger Mouse, the musician, producer and former half of duo Gnarls Barkley along with Cee Lo Green, has produced or teamed with any number of major artists and Williams was so geeked by the prospect of a concept album between A$AP Rocky and the über-producer that he immediately tried to gravy-train the idea, half-jokingly asking Rocky to cut him in on the action. Footage of the recording process for the album has leaked and with team-ups such as Kendrick Lamar on 'Alright' and Snoop Dogg on 'Drop It Like It's Hot'  as part of the album, it should be a good final product, assuming Williams isn't actually allowed to participate and infuse his special blend of overproduced dance-pop garbage into the mix………


- On a day when the Florida Gators wore bright orange uniforms from head to toe, the lasting memory most people will have of their 31-24 victory against East Carolina is head coach Jim McElwain seeing red. Late in the game running back Kelvin Taylor went full-on bonehead by getting flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct after making a throat-slash gesture following his touchdown run. The gesture was both obvious and incredibly stupid and when Taylor, the son of retired NFL running back Jacksonville Jaguars star Fred Taylor, reached the sideline he was greeted by an irate McElwain.  A video clip with audio depicts McElwain yelling at Taylor: "Look at me! Don't look down! F------ be a man! You f------ let your team down." It was a public dressing down of the starting running back and McElwain chased that rant by demoting Taylor from first to third team on the depth chart. Still, the first-year head coach admitted that maybe he could have gone without the F-bombs on the sideline. "I'm not proud about it, and neither is my mother," McElwain said. "I don't feel good about it. As you know, this is a very public job. This is a public thing that we do. I understand that I have a long ways to go and I make mistakes. ... Am I proud of it? Absolutely not. Do I feel bad about it? Yes.” Fred Taylor weighed in as well and as a former NFLer who made the same inappropriate gesture many times and even was fined $10,000 for doing so during a 2012 game against the Washington Redskins, he clearly had the right to do so. "I don't think he should test his manhood," Taylor said. "I think it was a little bit extensive, a little bit much. Either my son is going to fall to it, or he's going to use it as motivation, as I told him, and go out and play some real ball." He’ll play real ball, all right, and maybe next time he can just high-five his teammates, jump around in the end zone and get his ass back to the sidelines without simulating someone getting their throat cut open……….

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