Saturday, September 12, 2015

Rock icons + Dr. Who, Venezuelan judicial screw jobs and the NHL's game of Olympics chicken


- Just another case of fraternities being fraternities. At Miami University in Oxford, Ohio, the internal mentality is that of the most arrogant public university in the Buckeye State, with MU staff, students and faculty esteeming themselves to be several cuts above the slugs at other state schools. The wrongness of that mindset could not be more clearly illustrated than it is in the actions of two fraternities suspended from all activities and another placed on probation for hazing rituals and conduct violations. These bros are merely doing what frat bros do - or at least they were until the university put them on ice. Leading the charge for bro-tastic idiocy was Sigma Nu, whose members forced pledges to tally how many beers they drank on their chests, encouraging them to attempt 100. Pouring four-plus cases of Keystone Light down your throat in a single drinking session is a feat that should probably be attempted in the parking lot of your local hospital in order to minimize the commute when you need to be treated for alcohol poisoning, but that was merely the start of the Sigma Nu shenanigans. The fraternity is also accused of prohibiting pledges from shaving or showering and then embarrassing the pledges by sending pictures of their slovenly selves via Snapchat and text messages. For those infractions, the frat is suspended through 2018, meaning their ban is one year less than the one Phi Kappa Psi received after officials found "inappropriate" pictures taken of an individual without consent. Toss in Kappa Sigma’s double super secret probation for lesser offenses and it’s clear that acting like your school is better than everyone else doesn’t mean that folks on campus act that way……….


- The NHL continues to lag behind the three major American professional sports leagues - NBA, NFL and Major League Baseball - and a realist might argue that UFC is on the verge of blowing right by hockey in terms of popularity. That means NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and his stooges should be doing anything possible to promote their sport and not trying to rein in its growth by doing stupid sh*t like considering having NHL players skip the 2018 Olympics. The issue came up again this week with news that the World Cup of Hockey is coming back. That news had some suggesting that NHLers may not take part in both, but arguably the worst commissioner in American professional sports (at least the worst not named Roger Goodell) disagrees - sort of. "I don't think one has anything to do with the other," Bettman said. Still, Bettman hasn’t publicly gotten behind the league's players going to Pyeongchang, South Korea. What he does like is the prospect of possibly skipping a small-time Games in 2018 and exploiting the massive new market that is China four years later. "The possibility of being at an Olympics in China is something we have to look at very carefully," Bettman said, alluding to the 2022 Olympic Games. "There may be a lot of opportunities to grow the game quicker than any other way possible based on the nature of the way the Chinese government focuses on sports and initiatives. Not to diminish South Korea, but in terms of sheer magnitude, it's not the same as China." Gotta love the, “No offense, South Korea,” because as always, if you’re promising no offense, someone is about to be offended.  International Ice Hockey Federation President Rene Fasel is trying to resolve the 2018 Olympics dispute with Bettman and NHL Players' Association Executive Director Don Fehr, but for now the question is wholly unresolved……….


- Much to the surprise of no one, Venezuela’s executive and judicial systems have officially completed their push to bring the hammer down on jailed opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez. Lopez was convicted and sentenced this week to almost 14 years in prison, the maximum allowed, because he allegedly incited violence as leader of protests last year in which several dozen people died. With some of his supporters gathered in a Caracas plaza, Lopez received punishment as his sycophants and government loyalists clashed outside the courthouse. In his defense, the opposition leader has repeatedly denied the charges and maintains that he only urged peaceful demonstration against President/dictator Nicolas Maduro's socialist government. Lopez is a Harvard-educated former mayor of a wealthy Caracas district who doesn’t seem to have received a fair trial, not when the court rejected all but two defense witnesses, both of whom ultimately declined to testify. Oh, and the court allowed the prosecution call more than 100 witnesses to make its case. The entire case was such a farce that Lopez sometimes refused to attend out of protest and his attorneys argued that Judge Susana Barreiros abruptly ended the proceedings last week even though many witnesses had yet to take the stand. The only mildly positive news for Lopez is that the judge magnanimously credited him for time served, topping that off with 13 years, 9 months, 7 days, and 12 hours behind bars. The crux of the prosecution’s case was Lopez's public statements last year when, under the slogan "The Exit," he and other hardliners pushed for Maduro's resignation. Critics claim he conspired with the United States and student demonstrators, while human rights groups immediately condemned the verdict. Despite this turn for the worst, Lopez continues to be one of Venezuela's most popular politicians with approval numbers approaching 50 percent, or about 20 percent higher than Maduro’s ratings……….


- Give “Doctor Who” star Peter Capaldi credit for dreaming big. Capaldi, who showed up in a recent teaser for the upcoming ninth season of the show, seems to be thinking rock and roll when it comes to improving  the BBC's long-running sci-fi show. Capaldi said he would like David Bowie and Keith Richards to guest star in forthcoming episodes, making his pitch during an address to the audience at a special advanced screening of the first two episodes of the new season. He said Bowie would make a "very good" guest on the show and truthfully, he may be right. When you can convince the über-pompous rock icon to show up, he brings a certain gravitas with him. Of course, he big-timed the 2012 Summer Olympics in his home country, so getting Bowie to show up as he did when he appeared as himself in a 2006 episode of Ricky Gervais' sitcom “Extras” is no simple task. Bowie’s most recent run at acting came in a short cameo as himself in the 2009 teen movie “Bandslam.” Bowie doesn’t seem to have much interest in playing anyone other than himself and given his penchant for rampant narcissism, that should surprise no one. Capaldi said during the same speech that he would love to see "Keith Richards stumbling around the TARDIS, knocking out a few chords.” Richards has done quite a bit of acting as well and unlike Bowie, he’s players characters who aren't himself, including a turn as Captain Teague, the father of Johnny Depp's character Captain Jack Sparrow, in the “Pirates Of The Caribbean” films. The ninth season of the revival of “Dr. Who” will kick off later this month with a two-part episode and alongside Peter Capaldi's Doctor and Jenna Coleman's companion Clara Osward, a mix of returning cast members and newcomers should make for an interesting mix………

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