Monday, September 21, 2015

Fat pony dinosaurs, college football life lessons and life risks of anti-Putin rallies


- It’s better to learn a harsh life lesson now than when you’re in the real world, eh Notre Dame sophomore safety Drue Tranquill? College is the time to experiment, f*ck up and do stupid sh*t you won't be able to do once you leave campus for good and Tranquill took that to painful extremes Saturday when he suffered a serious right knee injury doing something that a sadly high number of professional athletes have done in recent years. Tranquill, who tore the ACL in his left knee last November, was geeked after a crucial third-down pass breakup in the end zone late in the second quarter of his team’s 30-22 win over No. 14 Georgia Tech and decided to commemorate the moment by chest-bumping teammate Joe Schmidt. It was a maneuver the two players have likely done dozens of times and it was never a serious problem, but in one of hteir biggest games of the season, things came off the rails. Tranquill appeared to hurt his right knee and left the game with his team leading 13-7. The Fighting Irish held off a late Georgia Tech rally for the win, but the sight of Tranquill fighting back tears as he was helped off the field will be difficult to shake. At least now he knows that jubilant celebrations are a true workplace hazard for athletes and if he’s ever fortunate enough to make it to the NFL, he can apply that lesson and avoid a third major knee injury because he just has to party after knocking down a relatively meaningless pass less than halfway through an early-season game………


- Man, this cannot be what a dinosaur had in mind for its legacy when it roamed the earth thousands of years ago. Dinosaurs are revered, celebrated and exist as objects of mysterious admiration for so many, be it as carnivores, herbivores, massively tall, compact and powerful, horned or flying. They’re given prime places in museums and have TV shows and movies made about them. They’re not supposed to be described as “a fat pony with a big head and horns,” which is how the team that discovered what it has deemed an example of a brand-new species that has significant similarities with the triceratops but appeared on Earth about 9 million years earlier. The dinosaur, named “Ava,” was pieced together by a team of Colorado-based paleontologists working in Montana. Mike Triebold -- after consulting with four experts from other institutions -- led the team that found Ava and seems pretty psyched about finding what sounds like the chubby, ostracized dork of the dinosaur world. "A lot of times when you find a new species, it's just a scrap," Triebold said. "We actually have 85 percent of the entire body of this animal." Triebold and his team began focusing on an area  in Montana's Judith River formation in search of fossils and chose the name Ava for their find because they initially thought their find was an example of an avaceratops, an existing species. Additional fossils convinced them that they had stumbled upon a new species. The Ceratopsian dinosaur is believed to have lived in the late Cretaceous period. Its Montana home featured a flatter terrain than it now boasts with the Rocky Mountains at their full height and experts believe the climate was wet, warm and humid, producing plenty of lush vegetation. Ava has been measured at  11.5 feet long by 4.25 feet tall with a nose horn and two  other horns on the brow, which don’t sound like any pony we’ve ever known………..


- In the Remake/Sequel Era in which Hollywood unapologetically lives, it’s a true miracle that it took this long for someone to what Disney is finally getting around to. More than 50 years after one of the cheesiest, corniest and most ridiculous movie musicals ever created predictably became a fan favorite, the annoying and sing-songy Mary Poppins is set to make a return to the silver screen. Disney is developing a new live-action movie based off the 1964 classic starring Julie Andrews in the title role as a singing nanny with magical powers, alongside Dick Van Dyke. At least this one won't be a shameless remake of the original and instead, it will be set around 20 years after the first movie, hopefully with Poppins as an aged-out misanthrope who now hates children and screams at them to get off her lawn before she grabs them, flies high into the sky and drops them on their irritating little asses. That’s unlikely, but the story is expected to borrow heavily from the book series that P.L. Travers wrote. The original movie was based on the first book in the series, which published its last tome in 1988. Rob Marshall, who directed "Into the Woods" and "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" for Disney, will oversee the project with help from the songwriting duo of Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman, who worked on "Hairspray" and "Smash.” Their original songs and musical score mean the film will also be a musical, which will likely have a better relationship with the legacy of Travers than the original movie. Travers famously hated the way Disney handled the film, but the studio is working with her estate on the new movie………


- Big ups to Russia's beleaguered opposition and all of those who very literally put their lives and freedom on the line by attending a protest rally in an outlying Moscow neighborhood to decry the tyrannical 15-year rule of President/dictator Vladimir Putin. Showing up for an anti-Putin rally is the right move inasmuch as he’s a horrible despot who has bent and broken the rules to remain in power and plunge Russia deeper and deeper into the throes of communism, but it’s also a risky one because opposing Putin means you’re almost certainly going to end up on the government’s sh*t list and that means your future will include some time in subhuman secret prisons, torture, forced labor and possibly a one-way ticket to Siberia. Living in the moment, it’s great to see protestors denounce the Kremlin-controlled political system that allows Putin to stay in power and prevents the opposition from running in elections while decrying political repression and official corruption. Opposition leader Alexei Navalny boldly demanded that Russians not give up hope of changing their corrupt, unjust system and said the opposition's mission was "to work with those who don't believe" that anything can be changed. The rally took place despite lingering memories of a violent government crackdown on the opposition after anti-Putin protests drew huge crowds in the winter of 2011-2012 and hopefully it will be remembered fondly by all those who attended when they’re farming rocks in Siberia in a year………..

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