Friday, September 04, 2015

Capitalism v. Venice gondoliers, Oxy-pimping airport docs and MMAers v. smartphone thieves


- Not you too, famed gondoliers of Venice. So many professional sports leagues and franchises around the world have sold out and plastered their once-pristine uniforms, practice jerseys and warmups with corporate logos in the name of greed, but the fact that the iconic men on the backs of Venetian gondolas, famed for their striped, boat-neck shirts and rowing prowess, are joining the corporate sellout parade is just disheartening. Sure enough, these boat guides will rock a new logo, featuring Venetian symbols like the Lion of St. Mark, on their iconic shirts thanks to an announced deal between the gondoliers' association and Venetian clothier Emilio Ceccato. The Ceccato shop, located near the Rialto bridge along Venice's Grand Canal, will be ground zero for this hot mess of polluting awesomeness. The shop has long been the place to go in Venice when you’re looking to dress like a gondolier, which of course we all are. It will sell the gear with the new logo to the general public as well and in the lone possible reason for this entire story not to be entirely depressing, proceeds from sales of the logo-emblazoned gear will go to the gondoliers' association, for training, upkeep of the gondola workshops and materials needed for the boats and oars. It could be a noble idea on some level, but it could also be the first step of turning gondoliers and their boats into the Italian equivalent of the walking billboards that are NASCAR drivers and their race cars………


- Inside the octagon, your average mixed martial artist is a hazard to the guy or girl he or she is being paid to beat the shit out of, but outside the cage they can turn their rage on damn near anyone they please. That includes would-be robbers who decide it’s a good idea to go around trying to jack people’s smartphones. Yes, in an era where tracking phones is so easy a tech-savvy third grader can do it, criminals are still trying to take someone else’s iPhone rather than buy one of their own. Enter Monique Bastos, a Brazilian mixed martial artist who spent an evening with her friends in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu class and later encountered two idiots on a motorbike who figured accosting women who had just trained to choke them out and try to relieve the ladies of their phones and valuables.  “I was going to my jiu-jitsu training when they arrived on a motorcycle and said they wanted our phones Bastos said. “I tried to hold my phone, and I realized they were not armed. When they tried to escape, I lifted the rear wheel of the bike and they fell on the ground. The guy who took my phone ran away, but I was able to get the other one.” Just to be clear, the guys on a motorized bike tried to flee women on foot and one of those women hulked up, lifted their bike off the ground and tossed the thieves off of it. How did Bastos respond so well in the face of adversity? "I've been through this a few times before, and it's the second time I fought back," she said. "There were two guys, and they were using knives, but I was able to use my jiu-jitsu and get my phone back.” Hell yes she did because as we all know, when you get a phone you like and get all of the settings how you want them, you’re not giving that up without a fight………


- Who could ever have seen this coming? A doctor with an office in one of the biggest international airports in the United States, with people from all around the world flying into and out of his place of business every hour, is accused of selling oxycodone prescriptions to his patients? No effing way. The real stunner here would have been if Dr. Gerald Surya wasn’t peddling pain meds to anyone with enough spare cash. This medical professional has an office at New York's Kennedy Airport - or he did until he was arrested Thursday morning at his Long Island home on 26 counts of criminal sale of a prescription. That office won't be open any time soon and the man who has treated airline pilots could soon be bunking up with a disgraced Ponzi schemer at a cushy federal prison. Amazingly, Bridget Brennan, New York City's special narcotics prosecutor, said none of the patients who bought the prescriptions were airline pilots. Surya is accused of writing prescriptions for people who didn't need them and as any pain pill addict knows, oxycodone is a narcotic used to treat pain and for those who get hooked on it, it’s used to wreck their lives, ruin relationships and deplete bank accounts in the name of chasing that next high. According to authorities, Surya had been charging patients $60 for each prescription when they started their investigation. The price soared 67 percent  to $100 after investigators raided his Kennedy Airport office in July 2014 because you know, risk goes up, price goes up. The not-so-good doctor often sold multiple prescriptions to patients for their families and friends and some patients would walk out his door with h numerous prescriptions written for other people who never saw the doctor, Brennan said. "By selling prescriptions for addictive drugs, Dr. Surya is charged with jeopardizing the health and well-being of his patients and the general public in order to line his own pockets," Brennan said. Score one for #capitalism………


- Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis is on point. Then he’s off point. And in between, who the hell knows? While doing all he can to promote his indie-electronic band’s newest release, “What Went Down,” did exactly what a rock star is supposed to do: He said outlandish sh*t and took unprovoked shots at someone with a much bigger name than him. Philippakis said Kanye West is not the "greatest living rock star on the planet," which is both totally true and a response to the rapper's recent comments at Glastonbury. Save for the fact that he’s not actually a rock star or a rock musician and the fact that he’s wildly overrated, West could have been right. But Philippakis weighed in on West and it sounded like he was kind of a fan of Kanye…until he wasn’t. "I do like him,” Philippakis said. “I don't think he's the greatest living rock star, but I don't know who is, so maybe he could be. He's definitely a damn sight more exciting than a lot of people." Wait….you like him, but you don’t know who he is and you think he’s not the biggest rock star in the world, but you think he’s more exciting than a lot of other musicians? Huh? But Philippakis was just getting started and his next target was one he squared up and took down with an on-point kill shot. He argued that aspiring musicians should not try to craft tunes through the dying reality karaoke beast that is “The X Factor (Karaoke).” "I'm probably a bit out of touch with that kind of thing. It's important that people don't make music through that channel. If that becomes the only channel with which younger people view their access to music, that would be a shame,” Philippakis added. Well said, Yannis. It’s good to know that you’re capable of making sense……….

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