Friday, November 01, 2013

Drug tunnels and mole people, ganja in college football and live YouTube Awards music videos


- Spike Jonze will be a busy man at Sunday’s YouTube Music Awards. Jonze has revealed that he will be directing live music videos for multiple artists during Sunday’s show, including indie rockers Arcade Fire and pop hack/walking publicity stunt Lady Gaga. The first-ever YouTube Awards will take place at Pier 36 in New York, with actor and indie rocker Jason Schwartzman hosting. Jonze, director of “Where the Wild Things Are” among many other projects, will serve as creative director for the show. Like many of its most popular videos, the show will be brief – 90 minutes – and there will be a mere six awards handed out during its hour and a half of existence. There will also be live performances from a collection of artists that are mostly terrible - Lady Gaga, MIA, Tyler, The Creator and Earl Sweatshirt – with Arcade Fire and Eminem the two primary exceptions. In YouTube fashion, the show will be streamed live for the world and Jonze will have the unique task of creating visuals as the ceremony happens, including a music video for Arcade Fire as they perform their new track “Afterlife.” "It’ll be really interesting to try and pull it off," Jonze said. "We have a whole handful of directors, we’re mixing the music video film world in with the live broadcast world and trying to make live music videos." He also knows that the logistics of such an effort will be difficult, but there will be plenty of hands on deck for the project. "We have this big warehouse so instead of it being in a theatre where everyone’s performing their song to an audience we’re going to have sets all around the warehouse and each artist will have a different set,” Jonze added. “There are different ideas, some have narratives, one of them doesn’t really have the artist in it. We're trying to take the music video format and produce it live." Despite being an accomplished director, Jonze admitted his nervous about the night. Live TV can do that to people……..


- Aaaaaand the mystery deepens. The curious case of Costa Concordia cruise liner Captain Francesco Schettino already has plenty of dramatic angles, but the addition of a young Moldovan dancer who was on the bridge of the ship with the cowardly captain when it capsized last year is intriguing nonetheless. Domnica Cemortan had previously denied any affair with Schettino, but she admitted this week that she had been his lover. Schettino faces multiple charges including manslaughter and Cemortan’s previous testimony casting him in a positive light will now be called into question. Hranted, she was pretty much the only one describing him as a hero for allegedly bringing the ship nearer to shore rather than letting it sink out at sea,  but her words are now rendered largely important. The Costa Concordia partially sank on Jan. 13, 2012, off the Tuscan island of Giglio, when it hit a reef. Thirty-two people died and at the time of the crash, the boat was carrying more than 4,000 passengers and crew. When she took the stand on Tuesday, Cemortan initially refused to say whether she had a "love story" with the captain, who is married. When she was warned about possible contempt of court charges if she did not reply, Cemortan said, in Romanian through an Italian translator: "Yes, I had a relationship with him." However, she insisted she had not seen Schettino since the shipwreck. Cemortan also admitted that she had boarded the ship that same day without a ticket, adding: "When you're somebody's lover they don't ask you for a ticket.” Mark this down as the 1,007,104,887th time in the history of humanity that someone has been totally lying when they insisted that a person with whom they were having an affair was “just a friend.” This friend joined the negligent captain on the bridge as a guest when he steered the ship too close to Giglio island and was dining with him just before the wreck. The trial is ongoing in a specially adapted theatre in the Tuscan city of Grosseto after reopening last month following an operation to raise the Concordia, which had been lying on its side, which opened the way for a search for clues on what had caused the accident. In addition to the manslaughter charges, Schettino also faces charges of causing a shipwreck and abandoning ship………


- The Florida Atlantic Owls are a bad college football team. How bad? Bad enough to drive two of their coaches to (allegedly) start rolling fatties and looking to blaze their troubles away. At least that’s how it looks after FAU head coach Carl Pelini and defensive coordinator Pete Rekstis resigned over allegations of illegal drug use. According to sources close to the situation, the coaches attended a recent social event at which marijuana was used and although it was an isolated incident, everyone involved mysteriously agreed that it was in the best interest of the program that the coaches resign. Those facts don’t add up unless Pelini and Rekstis were sitting in a stoner circle and passed the bong around with the rest of the Phish-loving chron smokers, Athletic director Pat Chun confirmed that Pelini and Rekstis tendered their resignations after he confronted them about rumors of their use of illegal drugs. "On Monday, I was made aware of these concerns and I immediately reported the allegations to our General Counsel," Chun said. "The university acted quickly and decisively to follow up and take action that is in the best interests of our student-athletes and the University overall. I can assure you that we have no information that suggests anyone other than these two individuals engaged in these activities.” Chan also released a statement purportedly from Pelini in which the now-former coach apologized for his “poor judgment” and expressed concern only for the well-being of the players and coaches he left behind. The concern was clearly not as strong as the pull of the fattie he and his coordinator toked off of, but it’s not as if the two of them are leaving a program at the apex of its success. Pelini exits campus with a 5-15 record an the Owls are coming off a 45-10 loss to Auburn……..


- Someone’s been busy chasing their dream of being a mole person under the ground near the border between San Diego and Tijuana, Mexico. These bold folks have created a massive underground passageway that zigzagged all over the map and was so sophisticated that officials who discovered it actually showed it the respect of dubbing it a "super tunnel." This behemoth of manual earth-moving skill stretched the length of nearly six football fields and had lighting, ventilation and an electric rail system to make it a prime route for smuggling all manner of drugs across the border. It measures  35 feet deep, 4 feet tall and 3 feet wide and was (allegedly) built by one of Mexico's most notorious criminal organizations, the Sinaloa cartel, U.S. Attorney Laura Duffy said following its discovery. So far, three people are in custody and could face federal charges after investigators seized more than 8 tons of marijuana and 325 pounds of cocaine linked to the tunnel. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed the arrests one day after they shut down what they described as the newly completed and "highly sophisticated" tunnel. It briefly linked a warehouse in Mexico with another warehouse in a California industrial park. Clearly, the powers that be are feeling themselves right now and Duffy could not wait to pop her (figurative) jersey and thump her chest in triumph. "If you continue to build and attempt to use these tunnels, we are determined to make this a big waste of your dirty money," she said in a message aimed at other cartels. "Not only will we take your drugs and shut down your tunnels before you even get an opportunity to use them, but we're now in a position where we're going after your management." Slow your roll, Duff-meister, because the more challenges you issue, the more mole people you’re going to have to battle……..


- The news from the Peruvian Amazon is not good. As it turns out, the always-fun ravaging of the ecosystem by a surge in illegal gold mining is twice as bad as researchers had thought. A chuckle-inducing new study using a type of groundbreaking technology that’s discovered thousands of previously undetected small mines in the Madre de Dios region of Peru, near the Bolivian border, unearthed the bad news. The region is a global biodiversity hotspot full of rare wildlife and as a result, it also hosts various nature and indigenous reserves and dozens of thriving jungle lodges that attract tourists from around the world. Unfortunately, its valuable natural resources has provided a perfect stage for hordes of greedy gold miners unleashing widespread devastation since the 2008 global financial crisis saw gold prices skyrocket. Thousands and thousands of miners (some of them possibly minor miners) have flooded the region and set to dredging riverbeds and carving up vast tracts of the forest floor in remotes areas beyond the reach of the local authorities. These enviro-ignorant kooks have poisoned the water table for miles around by dumping hundreds of tons of mercury, which they use to extract gold from the soil. According to this report, authored by the Carnegie Institution for Science and published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (seriously guys, an acronym wouldn’t kill you), the mining has cleared 15,180 acres of forest per year since 2008 – roughly the size of  20 Central Parks. That figure is twice previous estimates and it was made possible by a new technology known as LiDAR, which consists of a laser mounted on a plane overflying the Amazon that creates 3D maps of the forest in far greater detail than anything previously achieved………

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