Saturday, November 23, 2013

Knicks whining, Swiss rich people takedowns and concussion problems


- People drink wine from many different types of containers: bottles, glasses, paper cups, bottles inside brown paper bags, boxes….and the list goes on and on. Add aluminum cans to that list, courtesy of a Tualatin (Ore.) company that is reaching out to bring vino to the masses in a more drinkable, portable form. Union Wine Company, founded in 2005 under the direction of owner Ryan Harms, went where someone else probably should have gone years ago by dropping wine into 12-ounce cans. The fact that this isn’t an industry-wide practice in the wine world is perplexing, as finding a paper bag big enough to hold a 12-ounce can is much easier than finding a tall paper bag to conceal that bottle. Also, getting a six-pack of cheap wine is easier and less conspicuous than lugging an entire box out of the liquor store. Harms explained that the idea behind wine in a can is attracting new customers through what he calls the "beerification" of wine. As with anything any company does, there is also a financial motive behind the concept. According to Harms, the cans save his company 40 percent in packaging costs. Those costs, it turns out, will not necessarily be passed on to consumers, as the can will go on sale next year for about $5. Paying $5 for anything than comes in an aluminum can will take some time to adjust to, but booze always sells well in a country that loves to get its drink on. Now if only someone can get to work on jamming premium tequila into a six-pack…….


- A sequel that actually sounds worthwhile has itself yet another new release date. “Mad Max 4: Fury Road” is a revival of the classic post-apocalyptic franchise starring Mel Gibson, but everyone’s favorite raging Hollywood anti-Semite will step aside for the next generation of action stars in this one. Tom Hardy is taking over the franchise lead from Gibson, with the latest chapter in the story set to hit theaters on May 15. Gibson anchored the first three films in the series, all of which were released between 1979 and 1985. The fourth installment will also be the first to show in 3-D, which should play well given the type of film “Mad Max” projects tend to be. To bring continuity to the process, franchise creator George Miller will direct and to add more star power to Hardy’s side, Charlize Theron will star as a character called Imperator Furiosa. The cast will also include Victoria’s Secret model/popular big-screen eye candy Rosie Huntington-Whitely and new characters with comical/homoerotic names like Slit, Miss Giddy, Rictus Erectus and Coma Doof-Warrior. Miller penned the script with British comic book artist Brendan McCarthy and Nico Lathouris, a former “Heartbreak High” actor who had a small role in the original “Mad Max” film. "Mad Max is caught up with a group of people fleeing across the Wasteland in a War Rig driven by the Imperator Furiosa,” Miller said of the film’s story. “This movie is an account of the Road War which follows. It is based on the Word Burgers of the History Men and eyewitness accounts of those who survived." Now, if only they can find a cameo role for the original Mad Max……..


- The good news about concussions just keeps on rolling in. Not only can these traumatic brain injuries produce immediate symptoms such as dizziness, headaches and memory loss, but new research shows that months after these initial symptoms fade, the effects of a concussion can linger. Andrew Mayer, an associate professor of translational neuroscience at the Mind Research Network in Albuquerque, N.M., led research that compared 50 concussion patients with 50 healthy people. Mayer and his team found that the brains of those suffering concussions showed abnormalities four months later even though their symptoms had already eased to some degree. "This is a very different population than professional athletes going out and having concussions on a fairly [frequent] basis, as well as jostling their brain around their skull on a regular basis in practice," Mayer said. “Just because you feel you're healed doesn't mean you are." The results alone aren't likely to alter the swiftness with which injured athletes are allowed to return to the field, even with the research backed by the U.S. National Institutes of Health. Most concussions occur without a person losing consciousness and produce symptoms that range from headache and blurry vision to difficulties in sleeping or thinking clearly. When Mayer and his team matched 50 patients with mild concussions to 50 healthy people of similar age and education levels and tested their memory and thinking skills, anxiety and depression, they found that brain scans of those with concussions showed abnormalities in the frontal cortex area of both sides of the brain. All tests and scans were repeated two weeks after the concussion, and again four months later. Concussion symptoms were reduced by up to 27 percent four months after injury, but the brain abnormalities stood out. "In one or two weeks, most people typically report feeling better," Mayer added. “"But when we start talking about it in an analogy of a burn or knee injury, it becomes a little more clear when the doctor says we need to wait a bit longer [to return to prior activities]. It makes sense that the brain would be similar to those tissue types.” And once again, the concussion pictures becomes murkier and more difficult to discern…….


- Switzerland is an awesome place. It is full of beautiful mountains, tasty chocolate, well-functioning watches, military neutrality and apparently, people willing to boldly step up and check the out-of-control pay handed out to corporate executives. Tomorrow, Swiss voters will go to the polls to decide a measure that would ban any Swiss corporate executive compensation that runs over 12 times worker pay. It would be the first time a modern developed nation actually set a so-called “maximum wage” and the measure it known as the “1:12 Initiative for Fair Pay.” Under the terms of the proposed law, no Swiss company would be able to pay its top executives more in a month than the company’s lowest-paid workers make in a year. Many Swiss corporations currently compensate their top execs more generously than any other nation in continental Europe and at pharmaceutical giant Roche, the salary for the company’s CEO is 236 times the firm’s lowest wage. At Nestle, that number is 188. Those figures caught the attention of activists in Juso, the youth wing of Switzerland’s Social Democratic Party. Former Juso president Cédric Wermuth decried  “greedy managers earning millions while other people earn too little for living.” Juso stepped up to challenge this inequality through Switzerland’s “direct democracy” initiative process. The process allows propositions that gain 100,000 signatures to escalate to a national referendum. t Wermuth and Juso vice president Mattea Meyer organized the 1:12 Initiative and it went on to gain broad union support and backing from Switzerland’s top two progressive parties, the Social Democrats and the Greens. It finally earned the necessary 100,000 signatures this spring and since then, the battle has been on between the 1 percent and the masses.  SwissHoldings, the federation of Swiss-based multinationals, decried the measure as “a frontal attack on freedom,” though it was unclear if it was a full-frontal attack. The award of gross exaggeration over the vote goes to Swiss lawmaker Ruedi Noser, who claimed a yes vote on the issue would turn Switzerland into the “North Korea of Europe.” Except without the brutal labor camps and communist regime……..


- The sh*t is getting real in at the corner of 34th and 8th streets in Manhattan. The New York Knicks were put on notice before the season when eccentric, delusional billionaire owner James Dolan gathered team personnel and let them know that this season was championship or bust. A team that didn’t have the roster or talent to win a title then took a major hit when it’s best defensive player, center Tyson Chandler, went down for more than a month with an injury. Without him, the Knicks have struggled to a 3-8 record and lost four games in a row. Guard J.R. Smith, who just returned from a league-imposed suspension, admitted that he is panicking over how poorly the team is playing. Now, Knicks coach Mike Woodson is panicking in his own way by politicking through the media for his star player to get more calls from the officials. Woodson said that other big-name players receive better treatment from officials than Carmelo Anthony, a sure sign that a coach is grasping for straws with his team stumbling. "Absolutely. And I'm not going to shy away from that, either. I think Melo gets hit more than ever," Woodson said. "I've been at this thing 30 years, and sometimes I'm starting to wonder what's a foul and what's not a foul." Woodson pointed to a play late in the Knicks' overtime loss to the Indiana Pacers on Wednesday in which he felt Anthony was fouled, but no call was made. "The offense normally has the advantage when you're making plays at the rim," Woodson added. "... Melo draws a lot of contact, but he comes up empty a lot of times as well." For his part, Anthony proclaimed that he was "done talking" about the referees after Wednesday's loss. He did blast the officials after a loss to the Houston Rockets earlier this month, ironically enough a contest in which Anthony had 11 free throw attempts. He is also tied for fifth with the Sacramento Kings' DeMarcus Cousins in free throw attempts per game at 7.5. The fact that his coach is grasping for straws 11 games into the season proves just how desperate the Knicks’ plight has become early in the year……….

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