Thursday, October 31, 2013

New York City v. smoking, digital dinosaurs and David Bowie's uber-arrogance


- Eccentric billionaires get to say and do a lot of stupid sh*t that would get the rest of us fired and/or committed to a mental ward at the nearest psychiatric hospital. New York Knicks team owner and Madison Square Garden executive chairman James Dolan is one such individual. Aside from hiring the blatantly inept Isaiah Thomas, allowing Thomas to ruin his historic franchise and then trying to hire Thomas back after firing him in the wake of many losses and a sexual harassment lawsuit, Dolan may have finally reached his zenith of crazy at the outset of the 2013-14 season. Out of a recent meeting with the coaching staff and some team executives comes the story of Dolan telling the assembled crowd that he believes the Knicks have enough talent to win a title and that he expects them to do so this season. In Dolan’s defense, the Knicks did win  54 games last season, finish in second place in the Eastern Conference and win a playoff series for the first time in 13 years. Working against him is the fact that a team that could not even reach the conference finals and made only minor additions while many of its Eastern Conference rivals upgraded substantially. The nearby Brooklyn Nets overhauled their roster with veteran talent, the Chicago Bulls get former MVP Derrick Rose back after missing all of last season with an injury and the Miami Heat won the title last year and added big man Greg Oden to their rotation. Most experts predict the Knicks will finish no higher than fifth in the East and many within the organization seem to agree, because sources said many in the room when Dolan made his proclamation were stunned and rattled. Sure, a temperamental billionaire who is footing the bill for the second-highest payroll in the league expects results, but so does Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov, who has publicly stated his expectations for his team to win the title this season. Knicks coach Mike Woodson has said several times that he thinks the Knicks have enough talent to compete for a title, but saying that is much different than the owner letting everyone know that he expects it to happen………


- The world needs to brace itself because there is a new (extinct) king of the dinosaur would. Researchers at the University of Manchester have created a digital Argentinosaurus robot that digitally demonstrates how the diplodocus was the biggest dinosaur to walk the Earth. Their 80-ton behemoth would have left the mighty T-Rex at its knees, leaving science to figure out how such a hulking creature would have moved its vast bulk. The immense size of sauropods – of which the Argentinosaurus was a member – has always presented a quandary for biologists because they push animal bones and muscles to their limit. The long-necked, tree-trunk-legged titans of the Jurassic period seemed to be too big to move effectively. The questions were numerous: How did their muscles and bones support and move their big bodies? How could their digestive system fuel that movement? "The biggest elephants weigh around six or seven toes," said Dr. Bill Sellers, of the University of Manchester, who led the digital robot study. "So Argentinosaurus was at least 10 times bigger than the biggest elephant. s you get bigger your weight goes up by the cube of your height, but the force your muscles can generate only goes up by the square, so your strength-to-weight ratio gets much worse." The reconstruction was based on a rather limited fossilized combination of bones, as only the Argentinosauruss legs and part of its spine have been unearthed. Sellers and his colleagues scanned a reconstructed skeleton housed at the municipal museum in Carmen Funes municipal museum in Argentina and formed their digital dinosaur from there. Sellers admitted that with such projects, there is always a temptation to make a reconstruction a bit bigger than the dinosaur was simply to say yours was the biggest. To make the digital dinosaur walk, the researchers used a beefy computer with a souped-up processor and the results showed that to move effectively, the Argentinosaurus’s movements at its joints had to be very restricted. That would have made getting very high off the ground impossible, but when you can squash the other dinosaurs underfoot, that matters a little less………


- Way to be, New York City Council. When you’re not doing ass-hatted things like telling the world-famous Madison Square Garden that it has one decade to move so you can expand Penn Station, you can actually accomplish something worthwhile. For example, the council is the verge of raising the minimum legal age to buy cigarettes in New York City from 18 to 21 after a vote Wednesday evening. City lawmakers approved raising the age in a 35-10 vote at City Hall and while the measure still must be signed by Mayor Michael Bloomberg, the mayor has pushed for the bill as part of his efforts to target the cigarette industry. In a statement released after the vote, Bloomberg expressed strong support for the bill. “Between 2001 and 2011, New York City cut the proportion of public high school students who smoke by more than half. However, the decline in youth smoking in our city has stalled. We know that tobacco dependence can begin very soon after a young person first tries smoking so it’s critical that we stop young people from smoking before they ever start,” Bloomberg said in the statement. “By increasing the smoking age to 21 we will help prevent another generation from the ill health and shorter life expectancy that comes with smoking.” The bill itself is laudable, even if the belief on the part of supporters that it would discourage young people from starting early is total crap. Those who want to smoke are always going to find a parent or older sibling to steal a cancer stick from or a friend to bum one off of, but anything that prevents even one child from smoking is still solid. If only ass-hatted Councilman Eric Ulrich (R-32nd) realized this. “I think the city council made a big mistake today, what we are doing is essentially empowering a black market,” Ulrich said. “We are hurting small businesses that rely on cigarettes to bring people in to the stores.” Yes, way to pick death by lung cancer or emphysema over taking some money out of the pockets of convenience store owners. Under the proposed law, sellers who violate the law would be fined up to $1,000 for each violation found in a single day and up to $2,000 for a second violation. Repeat offenders could eventually lose their license to sell tobacco products……….


- David Bowie continue to be quite possibly the most pompous a-hole in all of rock and roll. The man who was too big to show up live for the London Olympics closing ceremonies despite being invited and the event being in his home city and who rarely shows up in public anywhere these days could likewise not be bothered to attend last night’s Mercury Prize ceremony. The British music prize was handed out and Bowie was considered the fourth favorite to win the prize with odds of 7/1, according to oddsmakers. Most musicians would be honored to be one of the nominees and therefore would show up for the ceremony, but Bowie is not most musicians. Instead of a live appearance, he debuted the (literally) dirt-cheap music video he made for “Love Is Lost,” featuring a James Murphy remix of a track from Bowie’s album “The Next Day.” The video was played in full during the event, where Bowie was a nominee alongside Disclosure, Arctic Monkeys, Foals and Jake Bugg. It was shot in simplicity on a home camera with the help of assistant Jimmy King and best friend Coco Schwab and the Spartan effort features a pair of puppets from Bowie's archives. The project has been described as a "strangely moving gothic inflected story line perfect for Halloween” and the entire effort was shot and edited in the singer’s office in Manhattan. The total cost was $12.99 (plus tax), which was the amount needed to buy a USB flash drive to download the finished video onto………


- What the hell is going on down under, Australia? Since when can a government employee who was injured while having sex in a motel room during a business trip NOT receive ? If that’s the kind of world we now live in, maybe it’s time to find a new world. The Australian High Court ruled 4-1 that the woman's employer did not induce or encourage her to participate in the sex, so the federal government's insurer, Comcare, was not liable to compensate her. Sadly, the court’s ruling is final and could have ramifications for other federal employees who claim compensation for unconventional work-related mishaps. The woman could rightly have argued that sending her on a business trip and footing the bill for her hotel room plus (theoretically) plenty of alcohol she would pass off as a work-related expense, her employer did encourage her to take it off and get some. Sadly, this working-class hero cannot be identified for legal reasons, but her case has dragged on for six years. She was a federal civil servant in her 30s when she was hospitalized for the injury in 2007 after she was injured during a romp with an unidentified man in her hotel room. The woman was injured while she and her new special friend were having sex and a glass light fixture above the bed fell onto her face, injuring her nose and mouth. After her coitus-related mishap, she suffered depression and was unable to continue working for the government. Comcare initially approved her claim for workers' compensation, but after what had to be some very uncomfortable investigation, the company rejected the claim. The High Court had a chance to play hero, but found the sex was "not an ordinary incident of an overnight stay," such as showering, sleeping or eating. Clearly, none of the judges have ever been on an extended business trip. Comcare is reportedly considering its options for recouping the compensation it previously paid to the (not a) victim……..

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