Monday, November 11, 2013

Movie news, sell Arian Foster stock and lame Russians throw eggs


- Sell, sell, sell! Anyone who got in on the ground floor of the first-ever stock offering for a professional athlete should be dumping their shares of Houston Texans running back Arian Foster in a hurry. Foster, who teamed with Fantex Brokerage Services to allow fans to invest in stock related to the performance of his brand, won't be doing anything on the field the rest of the 2013 season to boost that brand. Instead, Foster has decided to have season-ending surgery for a bulging disk in his back. He missed practice all of last week while receiving opinions from doctors and ultimately decided to have the surgery now after aggravating the disc during the Texans' 27-24 loss to the Indianapolis Colts last Sunday night. Combined with a hamstring injury on Oct. 20 that kept him from finishing the Texans' road game against the Kansas City Chiefs, Foster decided he’d had enough and would be better off going under the knife and trying to come back healthy in 2014. One can only imagine what this news will do to Arian Foster stock. It won't hurt Foster’s bottom line, as Fantex is paying him $10 million for a 20 percent stake in his future income, including contracts, endorsements and other related business revenue. The company began taking reservations last month with approval on actual stock from the Securities and Exchange Commission still pending. Not being on the field will harm Foster’s value to shareholders and could also have a significant impact on the interest level of companies who might want him as an endorser. Foster’s absence will also adversely impact his team, as the Texans are now 2-7 and received a mere one touchdown from their franchise running back before his season came to a premature end……..


- Seriously….who throws an egg? A Russian opposition group, that’s who. A very intimidating group called the National Bolshevik party clearly a) does not value its poultry products and b) cannot come up with anything more creative than a tired egg toss when it comes to protesting the presence of unwanted foreign dignitaries on its soil. Eduard Limonov, leader of the banned opposition group, said two of its activists hurled tomatoes at Dutch King Willem-Alexander and his wife, Queen Maxima, as they arrived for a concert in Moscow on Saturday. According to Russia’s state security agency, the eggs missed their targets and that reinforces the reality the the only action lamer than throwing eggs at a visiting dignitary is throwing eggs at a visiting dignitary and missing. According to Limonov, the action was intended to attract public attention to what he called the Netherlands' failure to properly investigate the death of the group's member, Alexander Dolmatov, who committed suicide in January at a Dutch deportation center. Given that no one is talking about Dolmatov’s death, there is no way the errant egg toss can hurt the level of interest in the case, but the National Bolshevik party really shouldn’t expect too much after a half-assed protest effort. The royals’ visit to Moscow was intended to celebrate the two nations' historical ties, but with this stunt and Russia's recent seizure of a Dutch-flagged Greenpeace ship, it’s going to take more than showing up to a fancy concert hall in expensive clothing to smooth over tensions between the nations. For other opposition groups that might want to stage their own publicity stunt in the near future, leave the poultry products and home and bring Molotov cocktails for a better impact………


- Not that anyone looking to buy the PlayStation 4 is going to be swayed by its $399.99 price tag, but just in case, Sony is sweetening the pot for folks who buy the next-gen console when it hits store shelves next week. As part of a limited-time offer for PS4 buyers in the U.S. and Canada, Sony is offering a bevy of freebies with the console, including a $10 Sony Entertainment Network wallet credit for the PlayStation Store, a 30-day free PlayStation Plus membership trial and a 30-day free Music Unlimited service trial. Those goodies will be included in a special promotion voucher when buyers open their new PS4 box. "Out of the box, you can immediately experience everything PlayStation Plus for PS4 has to offer and have access to millions and millions of songs through Music Unlimited," Sony said in a statement. "The $10 credit can be used towards anything in the store including new PS4 launch titles, such as Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty: Ghosts, and Killzone Shadow Fall." In other words, use the $10 discount we’re giving you to buy even more of our products and spend more money than you already have. Of all the perks and benefits, the most enticing will likely be the 30-day PlayStation Plus membership, as e the service is required for multi-player online gaming. Of course, once the 30-day free membership ends, PlayStation Plus will set players back $49.99 annually or $9.99 for those who want to use it on a monthly basis. Ahead of the PS4’s impending launch, Sony also announced that 11 entertainment apps will be available on the PS4 when it launches on Nov. 15, including Amazon Instant Video, Netflix, and Hulu Plus. Crackle, Crunchyroll, Epix, NBA Game Time, NHL GameCenter LIVE, Redbox Instant by Verizon, Vudu, and YuppTV are also on the menu, although for $400 and tax, they had better be………


- The fight was not a fair one at the weekend box office and the result was painfully predictable for all would be challengers to “Thor: The Dark World.” The superhero epic banked $86.1 million in its debut to curb-stomp the field. “Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa” was the closest competitor at $11.3 million and through two weekends, it has grossed $78.7 million in domestic earnings. The animated “Free Birds” flew up one spot to third place, banking $11.2 million to narrowly edge out “Last Vegas” and up its overall earnings  to $30.2 million after two weeks. “Vegas” fell to fourth with $11.1 million and its so-so two-week haul now stands at $33.5 million. “Ender’s Game” endured a precipitous fall from first place last weekend to fifth this frame as its earnings plummeted 62 percent to $10.3 million, leaving its overall domestic earnings at $44 million. “Gravity” was next on the list, slotted sixth with $8.4 million in earnings as the former No. 1 film padded its total tally to $231.1 million and counting. “12 Years a Slave” remained in seventh place, bringing in $6.6 million for a four-week, limited-release total of $17.4 million. It finished just ahead of “Captain Phillips,” which fell two spots, made $5.8 million and has amassed $90.9 million in five weeks in theaters. One of the biggest risers of the week was “About Time,” which added 1,025 theaters and a 380-percent earnings uptick to its repertoire, finishing with $5.1 million for a two-week total of $6.7 million. “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2” completed the top 10 with $2.8 million and $110 million in domestic earnings after seven weeks of release. “Carrie” (No. 11) and the bomb-tastic “The Counselor” (No. 14) both dropped out from last weekend’s top 10……….


- Sometimes, politics are awesome – really, they are. This is one of those times, at least in the über-small town of Glenns Ferry, Idaho. Like so many communities across America last week, the residents of Glenns Ferry went to the polls to vote on a few issues affecting their community. Granted, all of the voters in the town of 1,319 (as of the last census in 2010) could have fit into one polling place and been done voting in less than two hours, but voting still matters and it definitely mattered to the threw individuals running for two vacant spots on the city council. When the ballots were cast and counted, one man emerged as a clear choice for the first seat on the council. That man was Larry Stevenson, who easily won the first seat with 176 votes. The race for the second spot wasn’t so clear-cut and after the votes were counted, Robert Janousek and Joyce Ashton were deadlocked with 130 votes each. Sadly, even in a middle-of-nowhere, time-warp type of town like Glenns Ferry, candidates are not mandated to meet in front of the town hall at noon with their dueling pistols to settle election ties, so the powers that be went to the town charter and followed the proper protocol for resolving the tie. That is how Janousek and Ashton came to stand in the main room of the town hall on either side of a person holding an ordinary U.S. quarter. Yes, a coin toss settled the election and because Ashton has clearly never watched an NFL game and seen the mantra of “Tails never fails” win many kickoff decision for a team, she called heads. The coin landed on tails, giving the council seat to Janousek. The good news for Glenns Falls residents is that government – both small-town and national – is typically so ineffective that it rarely matters who is actually elected or how………

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