Thursday, November 21, 2013

Airplane bathroom gold, Google's Wallet Card and Lindsey Vonn goes down


- Someone make sure Tiger Woods brings home an extra pint of Rocky Road ice cream, some tissues and a vial of Vicodin because his special lady friend is going to need some consoling in the days ahead. Woods main squeeze, reigning Olympic downhill champion Lindsey Vonn, suffered a partial ACL tear in her surgically repaired right knee after crashing during a training run and also suffered a strain in her knee, facial abrasions and a bruised shoulder blade. The injuries came as Vonn attempted a comeback from torn knee ligaments sustained in a high-speed accident at the world championships in February. These new injuries will prevent Vonn from returning to World Cup competition next week in Beaver Creek, Colo. and they also throw into question her chances to compete at the upcoming Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Vonn will "pursue aggressive physical therapy and will determine the next time she is able to compete after seeing how she responds to the treatment," publicist Lewis Kay said in a statement. The statement did not address Vonn’s status for the Olympics, but she was not admitted to a hospital and instead went home to Vail to be evaluated by the doctor who performed her knee surgery. The crash occurred during a training session in Copper Mountain, Colo. If Vonn cannot compete in the Olympics, Woods would dodge a major bullet because he had reportedly balked at her suggestion that he should hop on a plane and fly 12 hours to Russia to watch her compete in the frigid cold of Russia in February……


- Time to face the music – or sleep disorder testing – FAT American pilots. In the wake of several highly publicized incidents involving sleeping or fatigued pilots and air traffic controllers, the Federal Aviation Administration is dropping its bureaucratic hammer on fatties by requiring all overweight pilots and controllers to undergo testing for sleep disorders. This may seem harsh, but it comes directly from the FAA's federal air surgeon. The directive is massive in scope and could apply to about 125,000 of the nation's 600,000 commercial and private pilots, as well as a large percentage of the nation's 14,500 controllers. The new policy mandates that all pilots and controllers will be screened during their routine medical examinations and those with a body mass index (BMI) of 40 or greater and a neck circumference of 17 inches would have to be tested for obstructive sleep apnea. For those who would argue in favor of the chubby, a BMI of 40 equates to a 5-foot, 11-inch man weighing 287 pounds, according to the National Institutes of Health. That isn't exactly svelte and anyone fitting into that category likely has bigger issues than napping it out on the job. Sleep apnea is extremely common in people who fit those criteria, Dr. Fred Tilton, the federal air surgeon, wrote in a statement announcing the new policy. Any pilot with a sleep disorder must be treated before they receive a medical certification needed to fly. To ward off any appearance of insensitivity, the FAA is merely starting with the obese and will then move on to those with lower BMIs "until we have identified and assured treatment for every airman" with sleep apnea, Tilton wrote. Predictably, the FAT-enabling folks at the Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association, a group representing private pilots, immediately asked the FAA to indefinitely suspend implementation of the policy, saying there is no evidence to support the screening of general aviation pilots……….


- Have you ever tried reinventing your iconic, seminal punk rock band on the fly? If not, Pixies frontman Black Francis wants you to know that it ain’t easy. Francis, speaking about new and unreleased songs the band have written ahead of future EP releases, said many people within the band's camp are not down with the sound of the new tunes or the fact that those songs are being played live. The Pixies returned to the music scene this year with the unimaginatively named “EP1” and it sounded different in part because it was the first release since the departure of bassist Kim Deal. Despite the dissenting voices, Francis is adamant that he will recapture the energy the band had when they first started with his new material. "Ultimately, I'm looking for something that hasn't happened since the first time the band met success in clubs in Europe and the U.K. back in the '80s, when people were going nuts,” Francis said. “People were throwing themselves at the stage. It was like a religious revival or something. I don't know if I'll ever experience something like that again but I always hope that can happen again." That type of statement raises the question of whether or not a successful rock frontman would even want to keep going, especially when he is on the record as saying that members of the band’s camp believe the new songs are not resonating with the audience during shows. "I have the ambition to. It's not easy trying to reinvent your band after all these years,” Francis added. “I think they've been going down really well. The rumor is there are some people, let's just say 'in our camp', who think it's too bad these new songs aren't really lifting the audience during the show." In an era when there are fewer all-time great bands at the top of their game, having the Pixies back at full strength would be a great thing……..


- Money that’s not actually money (physically, anyhow) just took another cyber-step forward. Yes, the long-rumored Google Wallet Card is now a reality. As part of Google’s quest for world domination, the search giant has launched its first physical payment card, with early support from MasterCard. The Google Wallet Card serves as a prepaid debit card that allows access to the user's Wallet Balance at ATMs, banks and anywhere MasterCard is accepted. For now, it is only available in the United States. Google Wallet users who have passed the identity verification process will be prompted their computer or mobile device to fill out the mobile application to order a Wallet Card. The wait for approval and sending of the card will be 10-12 days, but once it arrives it can be activated online – duh – and used immediately. The Wallet Card is not a credit card and only as much money as is saved in the user's Wallet balance. In other words, it’s nothing more than a pre-paid card to be used as any credit or debit card. Users will have a PIN for the card and may also be prompted at the point of sale to enter the ZIP code linked to their home address. Additionally, Google will cap the card's spending limit at $5,000 per 24 hours, not counting cash withdrawals at ATMs or banks. This is the latest step in Google’s plan to replace actual wallets, a process than began in 2011 with the promise of smartphone-based system that allows users to leave their bulky wallet at home. One can only imagine what the search titan will dream up next………


- Umm…..did someone leave their hidden stash of gold bars worth $1.2 million in the commode aboard a Jet Airways Boeing 737 at the Kolkata, India, airport a few days ago? Some weird sh*t can go down in an airplane bathroom to be sure, but loser smokers trying to get their puff on without getting caught or frisky lovers looking to join the Mile High Club is one thing; someone leaving behind 53 pounds of gold bars behind is quite another. An aircraft maintenance crew found the 24 gold bars in two bags in the plane’s bathroom during routine end-of-day checks. “It was quite a surprise,” airport director BP Sharma said. “The bars were packed in bags so we did not immediately know what it was. The bags were inspected and found to be gold.” The golden flight had traveled from Mumbai to Thailand's capital Bangkok, before returning to Kolkata for the night. While airport officials were still attempting to determine the origin and owner of the gold, the bars appeared to have originated in the United Arab Emirates. A clever detective might deduce that because the gold bars were found in a compartment in the bathroom, someone must have stashed them there to hide them with the intention of coming back later to retrieve them. Stories of criminals attempting to smuggle gold onto aircraft in their hand luggage are uncommon, but not unheard of, but this is the first known instance of the airplane bathroom being a drop point for $1.2 million in precious metals. Customs officials are investigating, but no arrests have been made. India is traditionally been the world’s largest importer of gold, as much of its immense gold stockpiles is hoarded or offered to the gods……..

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