Tuesday, November 26, 2013

A country music killing, democra-jacking in Mali and MLB 'roid rewards


- Does Apple want into the 3-D sensor game? That’s a ridiculous question. If there is money to be made, then of course the House that Steve Jobs built wants in. To that end, the company has snatched up Israeli 3-D tech company PrimeSense. Neither company has commented on the ultimate goal for their partnership, but Apple confirmed Sunday that it had bought PrimeSense, the company behind Microsoft's Kinect sensor device. The official explanation was that, “Apple buys smaller technology companies from time to time, and we generally do not discuss our purpose or plans.” It was the standard, cryptic non-statement statement from the tech titan and PrimeSense is already on board with its new parent company because it then issued a similar statement: “We can confirm the deal with Apple. Further than that, we cannot comment at this stage.” The deal is for a reported $350 million, which is a nice piece of change for PrimeSense’s five founders, who would each make between $50-85 million from the sale if those figures are accurate. Acquiring PrimeSense makes sense given its development of more compact and device-specific software that could yield a wealth of applications for mobile devices. Way back in October 2011, Apple filed a patent for “Real Time Video Process Control Using Gestures,” i.e. the idea of “throwing” content from one device to another. The infusion of 3-D technology could also boost the development of the long-rumored Apple iTV set. Or maybe Apple is simply in the business of buying up Israeli tech firms, given its purchase of flash memory controller maker Anobot last year for upwards of $500 million………


- Brooklyn is a place rife with young hipsters who love to look down on the world around them. It’s high time someone looked down on those same hipsters and added a degree of difficulty to their lives. Phil’s Crummy Corner understands this and it’s why this fine alcohol-serving establishment in the ever-dangerous Red Hook section of Brooklyn overlooking the Battery Tunnel is stepping its Prohibition game up by voluntarily raising its drinking age to 25. Owner Felix Marcano made the decision to raise the age required to buy a pitcher of cheap beer because he is attempting to quell the unrest caused by rowdy young drinkers who don’t know how to handle their booze. “I’m just trying to avoid the noise, the fights and it’s working. That’s why I made it 25,” Marcano said, happily ignoring the fact that watching drunk people fight is half the reason people go to bars in the first place. Local residents have mostly supported the new policy and say it has lessened the frequency of loud people smoking on the street outside the bar, leaving empty bottles lying around and causing disturbances until 4 a.m. Those same people claim that Marcano promised a quieter atmosphere before but failed to deliver. Raising the drinking age to 25 is legal as long as the bar doesn’t discriminate against other groups based on illegal standards such as race, gender or religion………


- Rarely does the free-agent signing of a solid shortstop engender such rage across the Major League Baseball universe. The St. Louis Cardinals inked Jhonny Peralta to a four-year deal worth more than $50 million and judging by the reaction from fellow MLBers, that was at least $25 million too much. Peralta, who was suspended for 50 games last summer following Major League Baseball's investigation of the Biogenesis of America anti-aging clinic, is now branded as a PED-using cheater and a few of his peers feel like the contract he received is incongruous with that deal. Arizona Diamondbacks reliever Brad Ziegler, the team's union player representative, tweeted that "it pays to cheat" and ripped owners for "encouraging PED use. Fellow pitcher David Aardsma tweeted, “Apparently getting suspended for PED's  means you get a raise. What's stopping anyone from doing it?” Those thoughts precipitated a response from Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak, who said Monday that Peralta had admitted wrongdoing and served his penalty. He added that the Cardinals weren't about to appoint themselves morality "police,” which is ironic because this season, they were one of the teams that tried to police other teams’ on-field conduct when it violated the infamous unwritten rules of the game. "Character and makeup are something we weigh into our decision-making," Mozeliak said. "In his case, he admitted what he did, he took responsibility for it. "I feel like he has paid for his mistakes, and obviously if he were to make another one, then it would be a huge disappointment." Avoiding future ties to PED-providing businesses such as Biogenesis would go a long way toward helping Peralta stay clean, although Mozeliak admitted that the 50-game ban first-time offenders receive seems inadequate. "You do need a deterrent, and right now 50 games does not seem to be necessarily stopping it," Mozeliak said. Not when those 50 games are followed by a new contact for $12.5 million a year……..


- Soooo….not everyone is a fan of democracy in Mali. If everyone was on board with the concept of free elections to choose new legislators to run the country, then armed men would not have burst into voting stations in the region of Timbuktu in northern Mali and carried off ballot boxes, preventing voters from casting their ballots in Sunday's legislative elections. Stealing the actual ballots and ballot boxes is a fairly extreme measure, one typically reserved for situations where a corrupt regime is known to fix elections and deprive people of their right to vote. That doesn’t appear to be the case here, although authorities are still attempting to piece together exactly who was behind the polling station raid and what their motives were. "There was no voting in several communes of Goundam," said Oumou Sall Seck, mayor of the town and a member of the opposition URD party. Seck told a tale of well-organized, armed men travelling in several vehicles barging into voting stations and picking up the large ballot boxes and walking out. Polling workers were unable to prevent the democra-jacking and as a result, the day’s voting received a resounding grade of incomplete. To further compound the problem, voting materials at other polling stations “went missing,” which is either code for “were intentionally lost to prevent people from voting for undesirable candidates” or means “we have no idea how to run an election on even the most fundamental level.” Either way, Mali will need to make another run at electing its next group of legislators and this time, officials should probably invest in some heavy duty chains to hold their ballot boxes down…….


- In one of the saddest possible examples of life imitating art imitating life, country singer Wayne Mills has been shot dead in a Nashville bar. There is rarely a good reason for one man to shoot another man to death, but Mills’ shooting is easily one of the most pointless in recent memory. According to Nashville police, bar owner Chris Ferrell shot the 44-year-old singer in the early hours of Saturday morning because…..wait for it….Mills just could not hold off his cravings for a cancer stick any longer and lit up a cigarette in the non-smoking area of the bar. From there, what happened depends on whom you ask. Ferrell claimed that he shot Mills in self-defense, presumably after an altercation of some sort. That version of the story has not been confirmed, but Mills was rushed to the hospital, where he died. The Wayne Mills Band has been a fixture on the country club scene for the past 15 years and notable names such as Jamey Johnson, Blake Shelton and former “American Karaoke” contestant Taylor Hicks have all opened for them. Shelter reacted on Twitter to news of Mills’ death, writing, "Extremely sad to hear about the death of my old friend Wayne Mills." Bizarrely, the pub where the incident took place, Pit and Barrel, was due to have been featured on the reality TV show “Bar Rescue,” which helps struggling bars return to profitability by giving them makeovers. Spike TV subsequently decided to pull the episode after the shooting, presumably because people tend not to want to see a man who may have just murdered someone get a hand in turning his bar around. Of course, there is no denying the fact that of all the reasons to start an altercation that leads to you being shot to death, needed your nicotine fix ranks very close to the bottom of the list. The whole story sounds like made-up fodder from a country music song, but this story is sadly true and without a doubt, it was also eminently avoidable……..

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