Thursday, November 14, 2013

Live on a bus, naive Mike Krzyzewski and Ron Swanson as Wolverine


- When is a unicorn not really a unicorn? When it’s a rare – verging on extinct – beast found by environmentalists in Vietnam. The discovery of a live saola, one of the rarest large mammals on Earth, in Vietnam has the ecosystem-loving sect atwitter. Images of the saola emerged this week, with the beast snapped in a forest reserve. The exact numer of saolas remaining is hard to peg, with estimates ranging as low as a few dozen and as high as several hundred. Saolas are known for their rarity and its elusiveness and for that reason, they have been dubbed “Asian unicorns.” The name is a misnomer, as the saola actually has two closely spaced parallel horns. "These are the most important wild animal photographs taken in Asia, and perhaps the world, in at least the past decade," said William Robichaud, coordinator of the Saola Working Group of the International Union for Conservation of Nature's Species Survival Commission. The World Wildlife Fund – the folks who stole the WWF acronym from professional wrasslin’ – are enthused about the find as well, as is Vietnam’s Quang Nam Forest Protection Department. "This is an historic moment in Vietnam's efforts to protect our extraordinary biodiversity," said Dang Dinh Nguyen, deputy head of the QNFPD. The photos of the saola were taken in September in a reserve in the Central Annamite Mountains and announced by the WWF on Tuesday. Despite its antelope-like appearance, the saola is actually a relative of cattle. It was first discovered in 1992 in forests along the Vietnam-Laos border when a WWF survey team found a skull of the animal in a hunter's home. No saolas have been spotted in the Vietnamese wild since 1998, although a photo of one was snapped in Laos the following year and villagers captured a saola that died before word got to researchers in 2010. Environmentalists are already touting the new photo as proof that efforts to save the saola are working………


- Sometimes, the best casting choices are the ones directors don’t make. There are those films when a certain actor or actress passes on (or is passed over for) a role that goes to someone else, with that someone else owning the role to the point that it’s impossible to imagine anyone else pulling it off. Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in the “X-Men” movies (and subsequent spin-off) is one such actor/character fit and his casting as the clawed superhero feels like a perfect fit in retrospect. Yet “Parks And Recreation” star Nick Offerman has revealed that he once auditioned to play Wolverine, back before the first “X-Men” movie was released in 2000. Offerman, who is typically comedic gold with his deadpan delivery as Ron Swanson on NBC’s hit sitcom, said he auditioned for the role when director Bryan Singer was casting the first “X-Men” film, but lost out to Jackman. "The most great superheroes I think too highly of to dishonor them by casting myself in their shoes. I tend to prefer the more modern teams of misfits," Offerman said in self-deprecating fashion. "You know actually, I auditioned for Wolverine when Bryan Singer made the first X-Men movie. I went on tape reading for that role. I always felt when I was younger, I could have taken a good crack at Wolverine." Offerman doesn’t seem to have that badass, kick-ass gear in his repertoire, so imagining him as the claw-sporting mutant is tough. Jackman most recently played Wolverine in this summer’s “The Wolverine” spin-off and a sequel has already been confirmed because a) Hollywood will make a sequel to most anything and b) superhero movies are like printing money for studios these days. Oh, and Wolverine/Jackman will also feature in next year's “X-Men: Days Of Future Past,” which opens in cinemas on May 22……..


- Somewhere, Bob Knight is smiling – and throwing a flower vase across the room at a secretary. The former Indiana University basketball coach and certified rage-aholic once famous told Connie Chung during an interview that, “If rape is inevitable, why not just sit back and enjoy it?” Knight now has company in the “horrific insensitivity to sexual assault” club thanks to Indian Central Bureau of Investigation chief Ranjit Sinha, who had to double back and issue an apology this week after saying, "If you can't prevent rape, you enjoy it.” Oddly enough, the remark outraged women across India and that’s why Sinha was issuing an apology for his words just one day after uttering them during a conference about illegal sports betting and the need to legalize gambling. How rape and sports betting came to be in the same conversation is unclear, but in any event, the leader of a country's premier investigative agency probably shouldn’t be telling women that if they can't avoid being forced into unwanted sex by a criminal, then they should just relax and enjoy the ride. The train came off the tracks for Sinha when he tried a convoluted analogy to explain the fact that if the state could not stop gambling, it could at least make some revenue by legalizing it. "If you cannot enforce the ban on betting, it is like saying, 'If you can't prevent rape, you enjoy it,'" he said. And no, it didn’t make any more sense when he said it or for those who heard the comment live. Making those remarks in a country that has been the scene of widespread protests following the fatal gang rape of a 23-year-old woman on a bus in New Delhi makes the situation even more regrettable. But as awful as the initial words were, the apology was nearly as bad. Sinha tried to say that t his comments had been taken out of context and misinterpreted, and that he was sorry if he had caused hurt. No one was buying his apology, especially not Communist Party of India (Marxist) leader Brinda Karat. "It is sickening that a man who is in charge of several rape investigations should use such an analogy," Karat said. "He should be prosecuted for degrading and insulting women." Well said, B.K……….


- Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski is either completely naïve about the realities of the NBA or he’s tricked himself into living in a state of denial. The two-time Olympic champion and four-time NCAA champion coach was part of a college hoops doubleheader, named the Champions Classic, at the United Center in Chicago on Tuesday and witnessed the three most-heralded freshmen in college basketball playing on the biggest stage they’ve ever had. One of those talented freshmen, Jabari Parker, plays for Krzyzewski’s Blue Devils. The other two, Andrew Wiggins and Julius Randle, both played extremely well in their chance to shine and enhanced their case for being a top pick in June’s NBA draft. However, Krzyzewski was quick to dismiss the notion that NBA teams should tank their seasons in order to gain a better draft pick and a shot at Wiggins, Parker or Randle. Ignoring the fact that tanking is a way of life in the NBA because being mediocre if a death sentence for teams and the only way to become good is to suck first and build through the draft, Krzyzewski scoffed at the idea of losing games on purpose to gain more ping pong balls in the draft lottery. "As an American, I wouldn't like to think that an American team would want to lose or create situations where you would want to lose," Krzyzewski said. "I can't even fathom -- I can't go there. I can't believe that that would happen. Maybe I'm naïve and I'm going to go read a fairy tale after this." Yes, Coach K, you are naïve, but it’s OK. NBA teams are happy to tank rather than be mediocre, even if none of them can or would ever admit it. With more than 80 scouts and general managers from all 30 NBA teams were in attendance Tuesday for the Champions Classic, there is no doubt that the interest level in Parker, Wiggins and Randle is sky-high and will only go up unless any of them happens to blow out both of their knees or ACLs in between now and the end of their first and only season of college basketball……..


- Living in any of New York City’s five boroughs is über-expensive, no matter where a person chooses to dwell. Even Brooklyn fails to meet the standard of affordable living for the average person, which explains why Felix Vazquez, who lives in Bushwick, is attempting to sell a home on wheels via Craigslist – just not the sort of home on wheels that usually comes to mind when pondering mobile homes. No, Vazquez is trying to pawn off a ride he and his bandmates pimped in the hopes of turning it into a tour bus for their band. That ride is a 1998 Bluebird school bus. The bus is now on sale under the heading “School Bus Home” and the posting lays out the specifics of a bus that includes a GPS, electrical heater, four bed frames and a functioning walkie-talkie system all for $8,000. Vazquez’s sales pitch might be more appealing if he had actually lived in the bus and could attest to how habitable it is, but how can a person say no to an overhauled school bus with two portable propane gas stoves? Apartments in Bushwick typically cost $1,500 or more a month, so paying $8,000 to own a bus might actually hold some appeal – until the buyer realizes that they must pay for the gas to keep their new home running and also find a place to park the massive yellow albatross in one of the most crowded, least vehicle-friendly cities in the world. Maybe there’s a band out there – plenty of aspiring rock stars reside in NYC – willing to purchase the bus and make take it on their very own magical mystery tour…….

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