Friday, November 22, 2013

A-Fraud goes off, Native Americans get checked and the Church of England evolves


- There are difference makers in the world and those difference makers cannot be afraid of negative public reaction when they drop their truth bombs on the world. Hawaii state Rep. Tom Brower is one such difference maker and he is not the most popular man in the world after stepping up and using a sledgehammer to disable stolen and abandoned shopping carts to clean up his district. Because many of those carts belonged to homeless people, Brower is facing criticism for attacking those who are down and out. His office has fielded dozens of calls from people on both sides of the issue. Brower initially took action because of his desire to take direct action to affect the lives of those he represents rather than simply pass laws. This tool-wielding vigilante took to scouring the streets for shopping carts that homeless people use to transport their belongings and going Thor on them by using his Sledgehammer of Justice to wreck the carts. Brower showed the TV News crew how he scours then and uses a sledgehammer to destroy them. “I find abandoned junk, specifically shopping carts, and I remove them,” Brower explained. “I also create a situation where those carts can’t be pushed around the city. I think it’s a good thing.” Various groups advocating for the rights of homeless people have denounced the cart wrecking as a negative message about violence against the homeless. Others pointed out that because some homeless people suffer from mental illnesses, Brower’s actions could lead to a violent confrontation between the lawmaker and the owner of a destroyed cart. Brower claimed he hasn’t yet taken a shopping cart out of the hands of a homeless person, but would not rule such an action out. According to the group Retail Merchants of Hawaii, shopping cart retrievals statewide average about 100 a month, with carts equipped with a security device costing stores $300 per car and those without one costing $100. Presented with those facts, Brower responded that he doesn’t believe he destroyed valuable private property because the carts he wrecked were damaged and unusable………


- Dear God….please, no. With the über-ugly and forgettable disco era behind humanity, the twin perils of man-band music and country music are the primary threats to the ears of humanity in the modern era. Combining the two would produce the sort of unholy alliance not seen since…..well, earlier this month, when Avril Lavigne dropped her crap-tacular new album with a duet from husband and partner in assassinating music as we know it Chad Kroeger. Yet this doesn’t lessen the sheer horror of the threat now looming after former man-bander and current Michael Jackson rip-off Justin Timberlake revealed that he wants to embark on a career in country music. Timberlake, who still sounds like a weasel that downed an industrial-sized tank of helium every time he sings, recently made his return to music with his album “The 20/20 Experience” and dropped the second part of the double album in September. Perhaps tired of being a mainstream pop throwaway, Timberlake saw an opening when he was asked if he was interested in pursuing a different sort of music in the future. "They're still alive. I just did an interview earlier today and I said, 'I'm America, that's what I am – in all senses of the word,” Timberlake said of his country music ambitions. “I grew up outside of Memphis, Tennessee, and I listened to country music, R&B music, classic rock... everything." The best part of that quote is him proclaiming himself to be “America…in all senses of the word.” If this tool is America, then it would go a long way toward explaining why the rest of the world hates the United States – that and its unbreakable habit of being the world’s policeman and self-determined social conscience. But there’s Timberlake, casting his eyes toward the horizon and dreaming of a Grammy in a new genre. "I still got my eyes on a Best Country Album. There's time for that,” he added. No, man bander, ain’t nobody got time for that………


- Native Americans, time to slow your roll about the white man coming across the Atlantic Ocean from Europe and stealing your land. According to DNA analysis done on a sample from a prehistoric Siberian boy, Native Americans may have come from the same place as the people who sailed across the ocean and stole their land while gifting them smallpox-infested blankets and musket blasts to the back of the head. Yes, those who occupied the American continents before Europeans arrived across the ancient land bridge from Asia, the location of the present-day Bering Strait. However, previous generations of their people may have lived on the same continent as the United States’ first border crashers. DNA samples taken from modern-day Native Americans include genetic signatures known to originate from Western Eurasia, which is tangential link to European ancestry. Some scientists believe these elements of the genetic code must have been added to the mix since Christopher Columbus arrived and that true Native Americans who passed through Siberia on their way to America were not at all closely related to the groups who would one day become Europeans. Those scientists need to check out this new research, which includes sequencing of the genome of a Siberian boy who (allegedly) died some 24,000 years ago when the land bridge was still there and the migration into what is now known as Alaska who in full swing. More testing was done on a second Siberian believed to have died 17,000 years ago and in both cases, the results showed a larger dose of genetic signatures similar to proto-Europeans. “Our findings reveal that western Eurasian genetic signatures in modern-day Native Americans derive not only from post-Columbian admixture, as commonly thought, but also from a mixed ancestry of the First Americans,” the researchers wrote in their report, suggesting that the first Native Americans were likely the first wave of European colonization……..


- Speaking of England and the reason people fled its shores…look at the Church of England, stepping its evolution process up and voting overwhelmingly in favor of female bishops. A vote on a package of measures to endorse women bishops was supported by 378 members of the General Synod, with just eight votes against and 25 abstentions. The vote ends a 20-year impasse and clears the way for women to be ordained as senior clergy by the end of 2014. Months of behind-the-scenes talks between reformers and traditionalists preceded the vote and prevented a repeat of a vote last year that saw an angry minority succeed in rejecting draft legislation on women bishops. The measure lost by six votes at that time, leaving the church in crisis and one senior church official deeming the result a “train crash.” The vote also spawned a committee to bridge the gap between the two sides and that committee’s proposals won widespread acceptance in the Synod this week. "The train is on the tracks, the train is moving forwards, and we now have some stations to pass along the way but we can begin to see the end of this particular journey," Bishop of Rochester James Langstaff said after the vote. While the bishop may have ridden the trail analogy several stations too far, there is no getting around the reality that the church is changing. The Synod will discuss the legislation at its next meeting in February and a vote on final approval is likely in 2014. Female clergy members have long divided Anglicanism, with ladies serving as bishops in the United States, Australia, Canada and New Zealand. Opponents of the practice counter that Jesus chose only men as his apostles. The spiritual head of the Church of England, Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby, supports women bishops and Prime Minister David Cameron also voiced support for the church’s decision even though supporters of female bishops were warned not to "open the champagne bottles" just yet as there were still major issues to be resolved. Aren’t there always, though……..


- The entertainment value of Alex Rodriguez as a baseball player may be dead, but A-Fraud’s Q-rating as a piece of troubled performance art has never been higher. The disgraced New York Yankees slugger made headlines with a completely contrived and canned temper tantrum in which is slammed his fists on a table, kicked a briefcase and punched a wall while shouting obscenities as he stormed out of an arbitration hearing regarding his appeal of a 211-game suspension by Major League Baseball for his role in the Biogenesis wellness clinic scandal. A-Fraud is contesting his 211-game ban and was incensed when arbitrator Fredric Horowitz refused to compel commissioner Bud Selig to testify. When that happened, A-Fraud went to the script his representatives had laid out for him, throwing a fit and noisily exiting the room before issuing a pre-written statement denouncing the process and those responsible for it before going on a pre-planned media tour to profess his innocence and engage in blatant demagoguery. His attorneys continued to charade Thursday as the arbitration hearing resumed sans its star, with Fraud-riguez’s attorneys vowing to "release all of the evidence" and preparing to take the case into federal court regardless of how Horowitz rules. "We're going to open up everything," said Ron Berkowitz, a spokesman for Rodriguez. "We're going to show everything we have to the press so they can show it to the American public." After A-Fraud spewed all manner of nonsense about Selig not being man enough to visit his city and face him down and how much he loves New York, Thursday’s theatrics were more of the same. Even if he and his team of high-paid legal scumbags release transcripts of witness testimony, sworn affidavits and whatever information was supplied to the Fraud-riguez team by a "whistle-blower" who allegedly works for Major League Baseball, none of that changes the fact that he has previously admitted to PED use and was only surrounded by what he decried as “liars and felons” during his hearing because those are the people he has rolled with in recent years. Keep the show going, A-Fraud, because that’s the only way anyone is going to enjoy your performing from here on out…….

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