Saturday, November 30, 2013

Gaga's Thanksgiving fail, a new Brazilian cat and do NOT feed the homeless at the park


- Switched at birth stories are always bizarre, but rarely this depressing. The wrong baby occasionally goes home with the wrong family, but this is the first time that baby goes almost 60 years without knowing who his real parents are and is awarded about $371,000 in damages. That’s the tale of an unidentified Japanese man who was born to wealthy parents but was accidentally being switched with another baby and spent decades living in poverty. Nearly six decades passed before a DNA test revealed the life-changing mistake by a hospital worker who had bathed the newborns and returned them to the wrong mothers. The two babies grew up and spent decades living drastically divergent lives: one man living off welfare checks before working as a truck driver, the other enjoying a private education and now running his own real-estate business. "I feel ... regret and also anger," poorer of the two men said at a press conference were his identity was withheld. The man was filmed from the neck down to protect his requested anonymity and shared his feelings after learning the truth. "I heard that I was being sought after because of a mix-up. When I heard that, my initial feeling was, 'Is such a thing possible?' I didn't think it was possible that a hospital could make such a mistake. I want them to turn back the clock,” he said, clearly ignorant of the inherent talent hospitals have for screwing up on so many levels. Tokyo's San-Ikukai Hospital was on Tuesday ordered by a court to pay the man 38 million yen ($371,233) in damages, which seems like a solid amount until you know that the man was seeking  250 million yen ($2.5 million). His story of living off welfare checks and growing up in a small apartment which had no electrical appliances after his “father” died when the boy was just two. His switched-at-birth brother from another mother grew up as the eldest of four siblings in a well-off family, received private tutoring and went to university. The error was finally realized (slow learners) one of the four brothers did not share their likeness and requested a DNA test. A search of the hospital’s records unearthed the truth and the case slogged ahead from that point to this week’s resolution………


-Sometimes, science even surprises itself. For example, Eduardo Eizirik of Pontifícia Universidade Católica do Rio Grande do Sul in Brazil and a few of his lab-coated pals have discovered a previously unknown Brazilian cat that was right under their noses. The animal they identified is a new species of the tigrinas of Brazil. Previously, scientists believed that Brazilian tigrinas were all of one kind, but it turns out that those in the northern part of the vast nation are significantly different than their pals to the south. “We demonstrate that two seemingly continuous Brazilian tigrina populations show no evidence of ongoing gene flow between them, leading us to support their formal recognition as distinct species, namely L. tigrinus in the northeast and L. guttulus in the south,” Eizirik and his colleagues wrote in their findings. "Our study highlights the need for urgent attention focused on the Brazilian northeastern tigrinas, which are virtually unknown with respect to most aspects of their biology.” One of the other researchers who worked on the study, Tatiane Trigo of Universidade Federal do Rio Grande do Sul, explained that the finding underscores the need to understand as much as possible regarding the differences between the two families of cats in terms of genetics, ecology and evolution. Such knowledge would aid the quest for conservation stratgies to protect the limited number of the animals living in the wild, a number that is shrinking over time and is approaching dangerous lows……..


- The college basketball season is barely underway, but two coaches at major programs are throwing ill-intentioned haymakers at one another like it’s late February. UTEP coach Tim Floyd and USC coach Andy Enfield nearly threw done following a verbal altercation at a pretournament reception at the Battle 4 Atlantis in the Bahamas on Wednesday and the strife between the two apparently goes back several months. The drama began in April, with Floyd calling Enfield because he thought USC was tampering with UTEP recruit Isaac Hamilton. Hamilton sought a release from his letter of intent in July and Floyd initially denied the release while accusing Enfield and USC of tampering. Hamilton eventually left UTEP and made his way to Los Angeles, although he enrolled at UCLA, where he will sit during the 2013-14 season after his waiver request was denied by the NCAA. Enfield fired back at Floyd in an interview released late last week, when he slammed both his rival and the town where Floyd works. "Tim Floyd shows up every day at work and realizes he lives in El Paso, Texas," Enfield sniped. “And he's pissed off that he didn't get the USC job two months ago.” Floyd predictably took offense over the insulting of the town where his grandparents were born and his father once played. That anger boiled over Wednesday night after Enfield allegedly reached out to Floyd, who coached USC from 2005 to 2009, to apologize. The altercation ensued – with Enfield former swimsuit model wife by his side – and afterward, Floyd didn’t sound like a man who would accept an apology any time soon. "I don't see any reason why we'd talk [in the future]," he said. "It's over with, that's for sure." Enfield expressed regret for the incident, apologizing to USC fans….but not to much of anyone else. One can only hope these two end up meeting on the court when March rolls around………


- Do NOT feed the animals when visiting Palm Beach County’s John Prince Park in Lake Worth, Fla. – and by animals, read that to mean the indigent people living in the park because they have nowhere else to go. That lesson was driven home the hard way by park rangers when church members from Acts 2 Worship Center in nearby Loxahatchee decided to spend their Thanksgiving thinking of others and followign the Bible’s commands by delivering food to homeless folks living in the park. Park residents such as Steven Griffin gladly received the food and everyone was happy, right up to the point a park ranger stepped in and stopped the good times. After a dozen church members showed up with packaged Thanksgiving meals, park officials decided that no good deed should go uninterrupted. "We do a lot of mission trips and helping the homeless and stuff like that,” church member and indigent-feeding offender Tereza Del Rio said. “I do whatever I can.” A Palm Beach County park ranger approached the church group and ordered them to cease, desist and exit the premises. When another group of church members visited the park and tried to pass out more packages of food, a local television station sent a camera to follow them. Once again, a park ranger put a stop to the good deeds and refused to comment when asked about his actions. The ranger explained that that park’s administration was the only place to ask questions about the policy. Park personnel claimed that
feeding the homeless is not a permitted activity by a large group, but did not cite the specific law that makes it so………


- Maybe it’s time for pop hack Lady Gaga to head back to the butcher and buy enough sides of beef to make herself a new meat dress because people don’t seem to be paying much attention to her this week. Well, at least when it comes to her Thanksgiving special with The Muppets on Turkey Day, very few actually gave a damn. The Gag-ster’s “Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular” managed a mere 3.6 million viewers and a 0.9 rating among adults 18-49 at 9:30 p.m. and had its network ratings ass kicked by 40-year-old holiday special “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (5.3 million, 1.6 in demo). Gaga’s 90-minute special did next to nothing to move the needle and rated considerably lower than her previous ABC holiday effort, “A Very Gaga Thanksgiving,” which had a 78 percent higher rating (5.4 million total viewers, 1.6 rating). The numbers look even worse when stacked up with programming that didn’t suck colossally, namely NBC’s coverage of the NFL’s lone game of the evening, featuring the Pittsburgh Steelers and Baltimore Ravens in a thriller than went down to the final possession. “Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular” likewise failed to beat out the reality karaoke crap of Fox’s “X Factor Karaoke,” which banked 3.8 million viewers and a 1.0 rating, and it barely edged out a repeat of “Glee” (2.8 million, 0.9). Maybe if the Gag-ster has secured a better supporting cast than the motley crew of Elton John, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ru Paul that appeared in the show, it wouldn’t have been such a colossal snooze-fest………

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