Monday, November 04, 2013

Rat-poop oregano, buying a duck boat and inheriting dynamite


- What the eff, Cuba? The communist hellhole of repression is at it again, with its overbearing regime closing dozens of home-based movie theaters on Saturday and reiterating its plans to end the private sale of imported goods as authorities trumpet a message of  "order, discipline and obedience" in the growing small business sector. Raul Castro’s regime issued an official statement saying that home-based theaters and video games will "stop immediately in any type of self employment," a local euphemism for small business. The statement said "the showing of movies, including in 3D salons, and likewise the organization of computer games, has never been authorized." This comes on the heels of the government banning the private sale of imported goods last month, dealing a crippling blow to the more than e 20,000 small businesses and their employees who sell clothing, hardware and other goods brought in informally by travelers. Castro, who replaced his brother Fidel in 2008, has actively made over Cuba's Soviet style economy with a series of market-oriented reforms, yet the state still employs 79 percent of the 5 million-strong labor force. These measures are corrections to continue bringing order to this form of management, fight impunity and insist people live up to the law," the government said. "In no way does this mean a step backward. Quite the contrary, we will continue to decidedly advance in the updating of our economic model.” Oh, never mind on all of the concern, then. If a government that routinely tramples the basic rights and freedoms of its people without remorse says this is not a step backward, then there is NO need to worry. The entrepreneurs and the public who have lamented the import ban and the fact that it compels them to buy high-priced, low-quality clothing from state-run establishments should just simmer down, as should those who want to watch a movie that isn’t simply communist propaganda in the comfort of a home theater………

- It may look and play like a crappy sci-fi drama starring an over-the-hill Harrison Ford, but those perceptible negatives weren't enough to prevent “Ender’s Game” from earning the top spot at the weekend box office in its debut. With $28 million, “Ender’s Game” won an uninspired earnings race and toppled the reigning champ, “Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa,” which dropped to second with $20.5 million and has banked $62 million in two weeks of release. Third on the list was “Geezer ‘The Hangover,’” a.k.a. “Last Vegas,” which opened to $16.5 million as Morgan Freeman, Kevin Kline and friends outperformed expectations. “Free Birds” brought animation to the top four and became the third new movie to crack the first four by making $16.2 million for a solid, yet unspectacular debut. Fifth place belonged to “Gravity,” which banked $13.1 million and has risen to an impressive $219.1 million on domestic earnings through five weeks. That number is more than double its $100 million budget, making the film a huge commercial success. “Captain Phillips” can say the same with its $8.5 million weekend, good for sixth place and an $82.5 million total bankroll through four weeks. The critically acclaimed “12 Years a Slave” continued to excel in limited release, placing seventh with $4.6 million despite showing in a mere 410 theaters across America. In three weeks, the slave-centric drama has earned $8.7 million. “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2” secured eighth place with $4.2 million and has amassed $106.2 million in its six weeks in theaters. “Carrie” fell three spots to ninth with a $3.4 million weekend to up its total tall to $31.9 million after three weeks. “The Counselor” rounded out the top 10 with $3.3 million for two-week total of $13.4 million, while “Escape Plan,” (No. 11), “Enough Said” (No. 13) and “Prisoners” (No. 18) all surrendered their spots from last weekend’s top 10……..

- Most everyone who lives and considers the world around them for even a second thinks at some point about leaving something behind when they shuffle off this mortal coil. A farmer in rural Anson County, N.C. found a way to leave behind a booming legacy for his son, so much so that bomb squads from two counties and agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms had to be called in to deal with the situation. It seems this farmer compiled a massive stash of dynamite and stored it in a barn on his property. Anson County Sheriff Tommy Allen said his office was contacted by a relative earlier this week and asked to help deal with dozens of sticks of deteriorating dynamite the farmer left behind when he passed away. According to Allen, the explosives were used to blow up stumps while clearing land for farming, but the leftover dynamite had sat unused in the barn for many years. In fact, ATF agents who helped with the disposal of the incendiary items said because the dynamite was as much as 50 years old, it could have been even more dangerous than newer dynamite. A combined effort by the sheriff’s department and federal agents disposed of the dynamite without incident, including several bags of blasting caps that were found along with the dynamite. The blasting caps were detonated in a safe area without incident and explosives experts also set fire to the dynamite in order to minimize the risk of explosions. Safe detonation is always solid, but not nearly as fun as a barn in the middle of nowhere going boom in the middle of the night and sending a giant fireball of structural carnage flying into the night sky………


- The Boston Red Sox had themselves a fun, emotional day on Saturday when they celebrated their third World Series championship in the past decade with a parade through the streets of their city. There was emotion-filled moment at the finish line of the Boston Marathon, constant interaction with the tens of thousands of supportive fans who lined the streets and the amusing sight of players riding in the famed duck boats that are usually reserved for lazy, quacking visitors who want to see the city by land and sea without doing much walking or physical activity. The half-boat, half-truck vehicles were originally designed for the military but have become the vehicle of choice for those wishing to take tours through Boston and onto the Charles River. They are also a clear favorite of one of the players who helped pitch the Red Sox to an unexpected championship, so much so that Jake Peavy had barely exited the duck boat he rode in the parade when he decided to make one of the biggest impulse buys of his life. Peavy announced on Twitter that he bought one of the duck boats that carried the team through the streets of Boston, writing, “Wow what a special day! Thank u all from the bottom of my heart! & yes the boat is now mine & hopefully in the family forever! #BostonStrong.” The team later posted a photo of Peavy with his new duck boat, although the photo was curiously lacking the presence of Peavy’s smiling wife, celebrating the fact that her husband just spend thousands of dollars on a fuel-inefficient, cumbersome truck/boat that neither of them will ever actually drive………


- Importing herbs and spices to make one’s dinner tastier and more exotic is a highbrow thing to do, but rich folks who buy their seasoning from abroad might want to rethink their cooking habits in light of a nauseating report released by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. According to the report, a solid 12 percent of spice imported in the U.S. is contaminated with such stomach-churning ingredients as insect parts, rodent hair and feces. Oh, and another 7 percent of the spice imports investigated had salmonella, a type of bacteria that could cause illness in humans, meaning nearly one-fifth of spice imports are packing some sort of extra punch that probably shouldn’t be making its way onto anyone’s dinner plate. "Nearly all of the insects found in spice samples were stored product pests, indicating inadequate packing or storage conditions. The presence of rodent hair (without a root) in spices is generally indicative of contamination by rodent feces," the report said. Most of the contaminants are introduced to the products from field insects and rodents, with stones and other miscellaneous plant matter scooped up with the spices and herbs at time of harvest adding elements to the mix as well. Toss in sun drying on tarps or concrete yards and there is no end to the amount of foreign matter than can pollute the finished product. FDA inspectors found salmonella in ginger and poppy seeds from India, allspice from Turkey and red pepper from Japan, showing that contamination is a global issue. Given that the United States imported 1.1 billion pounds of spices in 2009 from over 140 countries and is the largest importer of spices, maybe it’s time for America to take care of its own herb and spice needs………

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