Thursday, November 07, 2013

Glorifying chess dorks, karma gets Ryan Lochte and Pebble smartwatches upgrade


- Nerds are getting some run at a small university in Missouri and the jocks don’t like it. Webster University, so obscure that even people from Webster University have barely heard of it, decided to post a billboard honoring its national championship chess team. Having a national championship chess team would be shameful for most schools, but Webster officials elected to tout their feat along I-70, about 10 miles east of a series of billboards promoting University of Missouri football. “Our best recruits are chess players,” the billboard proclaims against a backdrop of two chess nerds posing in their best mean mugs and eye black on their faces. The billboards are having their desired effect, namely creating controversy and getting people talking about the university. Many members of the university community have expressed support – or at least amusement – over the temporary display. Others….not so much. A group of Webster student-athletes are protesting the billboard, calling it a slap in the face and demanding that it be taken down. Yes, NCAA Division III athletes are claiming they can be insulted. Barbra O’Malley, the university’s chief communications officer, doesn’t sound like someone who is about to back down and insisted the billboard was never meant to be critical of anyone. “It is supposed to be tongue in cheek. We wanted people to realize the friendly, funniness of it all in the middle of football season and it was never our intent that anyone would take offense at that,” O’Malley said. She added that the display won't be up for long, but that its placement near the Missouri football billboards was meant to illustrate some of the differences between the two institutions of higher learning. Webster basketball player Maggie Zehner is leading the pointless charge against the billboard and so far, her efforts have amounted to a lame-o social media campaign. Way to keep your eyes on the important parts of life, M……….


- If karma does exist in this world and there are repercussions for being a ginormous tool that every dude in the civilized world wants to punch in the face, then this story is karma in full effect. Ryan Lochte, who can swim really well but seems miserably ill-equipped for every facet of life that requires either IQ points or working brain cells, has made a lot of money and bagged a lot of hot chicks by being a) famous and b) really good-looking. Over the weekend, those good looks and irresistible charm caught up with the man who trademarked the word “Jeeeeah!” in a big, big way. The five-time Olympic champion was visiting Gainesville, Fla. when he had a fateful encounter with an overly enthusiastic teenage girl. Like any piece of man-candy, Lochte clearly attracts truly shallow chicks wherever he goes and on this occasion, the girl in question recognized him and went into a dead sprint for her celebrity crush. She lunged at him, Lochte attempted to catch her and things went to sh*t from there. Perhaps too focused on chasing fame and reality TV success and not enough on her upper-body workouts, Lochte was knocked backwards by the force of the leaping girl and struck his left knee on the curb. In the process, he tore his MCL and sprained his ACL, while the overzealous fan was not hurt in the incident. Lochte’s Janice Lee said in a statement that the swimmer’s medical team expects him "to make a full and speedy recovery." Lochte has to bear much of the blame in this one , as he tweeted that he was headed to Gainesville last weekend and tipped off would-be celebrity stalkers that he would be in the area. Lee did not say what affect the injuries would have on Lochte’s ability to participate in his next scheduled meet representing the United States in the Duel in the Pool meet in Scotland on Dec. 20-21. Thankfully, his irresistible smile emerged from his fall unscathed………


- Look the hell out world: India is freaking serious about becoming a player on the world stage. As long as by “freaking serious,” you mean willing to launch a rocket into space in the hopes of joining an elite group of explorers to Mars. The Asian nation’s space research organization (ISRO) launched its orbiter to the Red Planet on Tuesday, seeking to join only NASA, the former Soviet Union and the Europeans in operating probes from Mars. Japan made a legit effort in 1998, but its probe didn’t even reach the red planet before crashing and burning. China gave it a shot as well, but its space explorer was lost along with the Russian Phobos-Grunt mission in January 2012. The United Kingdom united for a try of its own, but its Beagle 2 probe separated from the European Space Agency's Mars Express orbiter in 2003 and the lander was never heard from again. Even if India’s probe does reach Mars, the Mars Orbiter Mission won't reach its destination until 10 months after lifting off from the Satish Dhawan Space Centre near Chennai. Should the probe reach Mars, it will explore the planet's surface features, minerals and atmosphere. Indian officials are seeking to discover more about the loss of water from Mars, map the sources of methane gas, as well as collecting data about its two moons, Phobos and Deimos. ISRO officials readily admit that getting to Mars is the biggest challenge of them all, as most missions have either failed to reach the planet or crashed on the surface. In space program aging, India’s space program is relatively young, having launched its first Earth satellite in 1975 and put an unmanned probe into orbit around the moon in 2008. Its first manned space flight is planned for 2016, with all of this evidence suggesting that the attention and resources the United States has wisely shifted into more Earth-bound pursuits as opposed to space exploration is being channeled right back to outer space by another country………


- The early adopters who have jumped on the Pebble smartwatch bandwagon received some positive reinforcement Wednesday when a second version of the Pebble software development kit (SDK) and a new iOS app that offers improved iOS 7 notifications debuted. While Pebble watches have always been capable of displaying caller IDs, SMS messages and email notifications from an iPhone linked to them via Bluetooth, the new iOS app fully integrates the smartwatches with the iOS 7 Notification Center. That means any notifications a person enables on their iOS device will appear on their wrist. Now, Pebble's notifications display works with Apple iOS devices just as well as it works with Android devices, which have always been able to share notifications from third-party apps with the smartwatch. The upgrade also means that Bluetooth Low Energy (LE) support is provided for the smartwatch and while large firmware updates and other data-heavy functions will still be sent over classic Bluetooth, notifications will be pushed to the Pebble via Bluetooth LE from devices that support it, conserving battery power in the process. Once Apple green-lights the new app, it will appear in the iTunes App Store. Until then, version 2.0 of the Pebble SDK is now available from the company's website as an initial beta release that anyone willing to take a chance and gamble on a piece of unproven technology can try…….


- In case no one has noticed, superheroes are kind of a big deal these days. Studios are falling all over each other to find new heroes to team up for blockbuster movies, Comic-Con is bigger than ever and fanboys are actually daring to venture out of their parents’ basements and into the world of pop culture. The CW is already in on the superhero kick, having aired the final years of the decade-long run of the Superman prequel series “Smallville” and spinning off its current series “Arrow” from that show. Now, the network is looking to add another DC Comics character to its stable of superheroes and this one is a deep, deep reach back into the annals of superhero lore. CW creative minds are reportedly developing the script for “Houman,” which is based on characters that first appeared in 1940. Only the hardest of hardcore comic book dorks will know the details of Houman’s tale, which centers on a "brilliant yet troubled" pharmaceutical analyst who discovers that he can see glimpses of tragic events about to occur one hour into the future. “Determined to win back his ex-wife and son, he heroically prevents these tragedies from unfolding, finding both purpose and redemption along the way," the CW said in a statement. Dan Lin (“Gangster Squad”) and Jennifer Gwartz will executive produce the project, with “Ironside” EP Michael Caleo penning the script. All of this is in addition to the CW also introducing The Flash to the “Arrow” landscape this season, with one eye cast toward a spinoff for the lightning-fast hero………

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