Thursday, December 17, 2015

The Material skank goes diva b*tch, Walter White in Texas and college football felon idiots


- Hello pot, my name is kettle and I’m a well-past-her-prime pop music hack who has thrived for far too long on far too little talent and needs to just shut the hell up and go away. The kettle in this case is the Material Skank, Madonna, who derisively labeled her own fans "bitches" after being booed for arriving onstage a hour late at her Manchester, England show earlier this week. The pop hack eventually arrived and played Manchester Arena as part of her Rebel Heart tour, but not before fans grew tired of the long wait and lighting up social media with all manner of complaints before vocalizing their unrest when the MS finally hit the stage. Some tweeted that the singer was being rude to fans who would have to get up early the next day and go to work, but ever the spoiled, attitudinal diva, she was having none of that and let the crowd know what she thought of them booing her. "I don't like to be late by the way and all you bitches who keep complaining about it can shut the f*ck up. I'm not back there eating chocolate, filing my nails and getting my extensions done." Oh, OK you overrated hag, what was your reason for keeping thousands of people who paid way too much money for your crappy show standing, wondering and wasting their valuable time?  "The video crashed... so we had to wait until we could reboot. No selfish diva bitch reason. If you diva bitches want to keep complaining about it [then] don't come to my show,” she said. Spoken live a true diva bitch………


- Trains are a major part of getting around Europe, serving as a mostly reliable, efficient means of connecting countries for locals and tourists alike. Spain is one of those places where commutes from Madrid to Barcelona or San Sebastian to Pamplona are easily done by rail… unless, of course, the trains can't run because 360 meters of high tension cable were cut and stolen early one morning, causing short circuits and several small fires at installations north of Barcelona. The state-owned Adif railway infrastructure company announced that copper thieves are suspected of causing major disruptions on commuter train services around the northeastern city, disrupting the daily travels of some 60,000 passengers and 200 trains. While the problem was identified quickly, Adif officials said the disruption could last several days. This is hardly a new problem, as the company claims to have had more than 350 cases of cable thefts this year. Thieves stealing copper from construction sites is a common threat at residential and commercial projects in the United States, but thieving copper from rail lines appears to be a much bigger headache in Espana at the moment. Regional police believe that copper from previous thefts was taken for sale on the black market and if you don’t believe that there can still be a black market for such a common metal as copper in 2015, then clearly your world view is a bit too narrow and naïve………


- If the police blotter ink is being spilled and Division I athletes are acting like fools, it must be that ever-awkward season of the year between the end of college football’s regular season and the start of bowl games. For many D-I football players, the semester or quarter is over and aside from the two or three hours a day they have set aside for practice or lifting, there is far too little to do and far too much time to get into things they shouldn’t be doing. The good news for sophomore safety Jayme Otomewo and junior defensive tackle Deonte Reynolds is that they don’t need to worry about this problem any longer because these two Arizona State football players have been dismissed from the program following their arrests for unlawfully entering a Tempe apartment. This dynamic duo was booked at the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office on burglary and theft charges and according to police, at the time of their arrests, Otomewo had stolen credit cards and other items in his possession. Police also reported that the resident of the apartment  locked herself in a bedroom after the two players unlawfully entered her unlocked apartment called police and waited for officers to arrive. The players had a hell of a story as to why they were in someone else’s apartment at night without authorization. Otomewo and Reynolds told police they had been searching for a vacuum because their apartment had to be cleaned and took only a few steps into the other apartment before leaving, but none of it makes sense because who the hell just goes bumping around their apartment building breaking into other units because they don’t have a vacuum? Oh, and police found a butter knife that was bent on the front end in Otomewo's pocket and he later admitted taking a speaker and other items from another apartment. Couple that with Reynolds being found in possession of items that he could not fully explain and it’s not hard to see why these knobs were both the third and fourth ASU players to be arrested this season and the latest in a long line of college football players to go full-on bonehead in mid-December………


- Is Walter White alive and well, living in Texas and teaching the next generation of would be grassroots drug-dealing entrepreneurs? Maybe not, but don’t act like an unidentified sixth-grade teacher at Bear Creek Intermediate in Keller, Texas isn't well on his or her way to mimicking the legendary protagonist of “Breaking Bad” with an assignment that for some reason had a few parents objecting to what little Joey or Ashley was learning in class. The assignment was called “The Cocaine Trade: From Field to Street” and in theory, it asked 11-year-old boys and girls to develop a step-by-step plan showing how cocaine gets from a drug cartel to a drug dealer on the street. On the surface, it’s a task educating these kids about an extremely dangerous and illegal substance makes its way from South America to a street corner near them, giving them a better understanding of something they want to avoid for their entire life. However, the school district is reviewing the assignment thanks to parents like Scott Pick, a parent of an 11-year-old boy, who contacted administrators after his son brought home the study sheet for the Bolivian marching powder project. Pick admitted to being shocked by what he saw and grabbing the paper away from his son immediately. Administrators responded with a canned statement in which they said the assignment will be reviewed before being considered for future use, which is a nice way of saying this one is going away and never coming back, unlike the teacher, who will be reprimanded, possible given an unpaid week or two off and brought back to work with a stern warning to keep the names of all illegal drugs and their distribution processes out of his or her mouth going forward as it pertains to assignments and lessons……..

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