Sunday, December 27, 2015

Carly Rae Jepsen + "Fuller House," Spain v. Francisco Franco and NFLer v. Moen


- His reign of terror has been over for decades, but much of Spain is not yet ready to let go of the tyrannical reign of the late Gen. Francisco Franco. Franco, a despised dictator who was sympathetic to Adolf Hitler and did various things to aid the Nazi cause behind the scenes despite promises of neutrality, led an army uprising that crushed the republican Spanish government in 1939. He ruled by force for more than three decades and while republican atrocities were "processed" by Franco's regime — with many summary executions taking place — those within his government who allegedly committed crimes were covered by an amnesty granted in 1975. Yet this week, Zaragoza has become the second city in Spain to call for an investigation into crimes allegedly committed within its boundaries by his dictatorship, which came to abrupt and welcome end with Franco’s death in 1975. The northern city's council approved a resolution asking a local magistrates court to investigate "crimes against humanity" by Franco's regime, one month after Pamplona - best known as the site of the San Fermin festival and the running of the bulls - became the first city to push for a probe. The reason cities feel the need to launch this push is because Spain never officially investigated crimes under the rule of Franco, preferring to act as if his death pretty much swept everything under the rug and allowed it to move forward as if nothing bad actually happened. Good on you, Pamplona and Zarazoga, for doing what your national government should have done long ago…….


- The buzz for the upcoming “Full House” reboot on Netflix may not have Star Wars-worthy levels of hype, but it’s safe to say that fans of 1990s TV sitcoms are excited to see the Tanner family and their wacky San Francisco existence brought back to life. “Fuller House” may be good or it may be terrible with original cast members Jodie Sweetin, Andrea Barber, Candace Cameron Bure, Bob Saget, John Stamos, Dave Coulier and Lori Laughlin back to reprise their roles, but fans’ re-introduction to the show will begin with the show’s theme song. That theme song won't be the series' iconic original opening track, "Everywhere You Look," which featured scenic shots of San Francisco during the show's run from 1987 to 1995. The revived show will get a redone title track and it will be sung by none other than pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen, best known for the irritating, gimmicky and borderline stalker-ish track “Call Me Maybe.” Jepsen broke the news of her involvement with the project on Twitter, writing, "Butch Walker and I re-did the theme song for @FullerHouse together and I can't wait for you to hear it! Check it out on Netflix Feb. 26th!!" Netflix has cranked out several critically acclaimed original shows and revived a few old shows as well, so its ability to do justice to the “Full House” franchise - decidedly campy and cheesy in its original existence - isn't really in question, even if its choice of theme song singers is a bit shaky……..


- Aren't martial arts teachers supposed to be the wise, responsible masters of the dojo, the men and women who explain to those eager to channel their inner Bruce Lee that they’re training not to kick ass, but to learn self-discipline, how to avoid fights and only use their fighting skills if they absolutely need to defend themselves? No one communicated that message to Justin Patrick Branick, who doesn’t appear to possess the necessary patience quotient to instruct those new to martial arts, at least not based on his act last week. According to Prince William police spokesman Nathan Probus, Branick was teaching a taekwondo class in Bristow, Va. when he became angry with one of his students. That student happened to be a 5-year-old boy who was probably doing what overly energetic, immature 5-year-old boys do, making noise, goofing off and failing to follow directions. Whatever the boy did, it sent Branick over the edge and the instructor responded not by F-bombing the poor kid or even kicking him out of the class, but by picking the boy up by the ankle and throwing him over his shoulder. Probus said the boy fell and lost consciousness after being hoisted and hurled by his teacher and it didn’t take long for authorities to arrest Branick on a charge of felony child abuse. Branick better be damn good at using martial arts to defend himself whenever he’s a free man again because it’s not hard to imagine the boy’s parents tracking him down and looking to administer some corporal punishment of their own to the ass hat who nearly killed their child……..


- The NFL season can't end soon enough for the Atlanta Falcons. A 5-0 start to the year has careened over a cliff and tumbled downward for the past two months, leaving the ATL 7-7 and barely hanging on in the NFC playoff race as it awaits the inevitable finality of its downfall ending in a fiery ball of failure seven days from now when the Falcons miss the postseason entirely. No one embodies the ignominy of how the season has gone more than rookie running back Tevin Coleman, who has entered the NFL's concussion protocol not because he got his melon cracked by a 250-pound linebacker running the ball up the middle, but be he was done in by Moen. Yes, that Moen. The one that manufactures hardware for showers, as in the shower in which Coleman slipped and hit his head, leaving the third-round draft pick with a brain bruise that could sideline him for the rest of the season. Like his team, Coleman’s season started on a high note as he tallied  80 yards on 20 carries in a Week 1 win against the Philadelphia Eagles. Also just like his team, his mountaintop moment was short-lived as he suffered a fractured rib the following week against the New York Giants, causing him to miss two games. Even after Devonta Freeman became a breakout star for the Falcons in Coleman's absence, scoring six rushing touchdowns in the two games Coleman missed, the rookie roared back in Week 12 with first career 100-yard rushing game in a 20-10 loss. That, as it turns out, may have been the last good moment of Coleman’s season and his inability to successfully navigate a simply personal hygiene task that millions of ordinary people complete safely every day is the reason Coleman can get a one-week head start on his teammates when it comes to his offseason plans……….

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