Saturday, December 26, 2015

Rich assholes sue to defend their Chanel, NBA star or spoiled kindergartener and Radiohead's Bond diss


- Here’s hoping the karma police find a way to b*tch-slap the producers and anyone else associated with the latest James Bond film, “Spectre,” for stiffing one of the best rock bands in the world. The theme for “Spectre” was ultimately done - capably so - by British pop singer Sam Smith, but it could have been even better had Bond producers done the smart and honorable thing by allowing Radiohead to soundtrack the film’s lead song the way Thom Yorke and Co. had been asked to do. That’s right, kids, Radiohead have revealed that they were previously asked to write the theme song for the umpteenth - and arguably most uninspired - Bond movie and later had that offer yanked off the table. Yorke revealed the news on Twitter, writing: “As the year closes we thought you might like to hear it. Merry Christmas. May the force be with you.” On their Soundcloud page, Radiohead detailed how it all went down.  “Last year we were asked to write a theme tune for the Bond movie Spectre. Yes we were. It didn’t work out, but became something of our own, which we love very much,” the band explained. That track, titled “Spectre,” is now available to download for free and honestly, it’s a much better song than what Smith ultimately came up with. It’s unclear whether the Radiohead tune will factor into the band's forthcoming ninth album, the follow-up to 2011's 'The King Of Limbs,' but the rockers have confirmed that they are in the studio working on the project and hope to go on tour in support of the album at some point next year…….


- Some may argue that migrants who successful make it from war-torn, impoverished African nations to slightly less turbulent nations in Europe have already won the lottery. Those people may not be happy to learn that African migrants, including at least one rescued at sea from a rickety wooden boat, are among the top prize winners of Spain's Christmas lottery. Yes, Spain has a Christmas lottery because as everyone knows, the holiday season is to the best time of year to get your gamble on and not only when you take the risk of eating Uncle Larry’s undercooked Christmas ham and risking a trip to the emergency room to end the day. The lucky migrant is a Senegalese man named Ngame, who claims that he and his wife were saved by Spain's coast guard in 2007 when their overcrowded boat was traveling from Africa's western coast toward Spain's Canary Islands. According to reports from Espana, Ngame and his wife bought their winning ticket  in the southern coastal city of Roquetas de Mar, where more than 1,000 tickets worth $438,000 each were sold. Ngame, buoyed by his newfound wealth, decided to do an interview in which he proudly thanked Spain for saving his life and for giving him the opportunity to win the lottery. In news that will likely infuriate the more jingoistic, anti-immigrant among us all, the lottery agency owner who sold Ngame his winning ducat claimed that about 35 African migrants won. Then again, given Spain’s current economic woes, anyone within its borders having some extra disposable income is probably a good thing………


- Phoenix Suns forward Markieff Morris is quite literally the bratty 5-year-old kindergartener who shows up to school pissed at the world, gets even angrier when he find out he’s not in the same reading group as his twin brother and spends the rest of the day being a Grade-A asshole. Except in Morris’ case, the rest of the day has become the entire first third of the NBA season and his temper tantrum is being witness by the whole world. Morris has been angry at his team since the offseason, when it traded his twin brother Marcus to Detroit, daring to not abide by the unwritten rule that if a pair of twin brothers really want to play together, even though you’re a professional sports franchise free to trade players as it sees fit, you cannot break up their brotherly union no matter what. Yes, the Morris brothers struck a bizarre contractual arrangement with the team, agreeing to take a specific amount of money and split it between the two of them to stay together, but the Suns had every right to trade one of both of them to different teams and yet after the deal, Markieff Morris tersely demanded to be traded as well and vowed to hold out if need be. He ultimately caved and showed up, but has not been happy since and with the Suns 12-19 and out of the playoffs at present, his dissent boiled over in the fourth quarter of the Suns' 104-96 home loss to the Denver Nuggets. The Suns lost their third straight game and with 9:47 to play and Denver leading 84-75, Morris went spoiled brat. He was taken out of the game and hurled a towel at coach Jeff Hornacek, earning himself a two-game suspension for conduct detrimental to the team.  "He's mad about not playing," Hornacek told. "I look at the stat sheet. He's a minus-13 in 12 minutes. So there, I took him out. ... He thinks he's better than that. Show me." Wow…if your coach throws you under the bus that quickly, you know there’s no defending what you did………


- Rich people are assholes. Not all of them, but a certain group of the wealthiest among us undeniably suck and mistakenly believe that having more money makes them better than other people - it only means they have more money, of course, and has no impact on the quality of their person. But these rich d-bags do things like file lawsuits seeking $4,600 for the designer clothes they were wearing at the time they were struck by a drunken driver in a crosswalk. Meet Susan Layne, a Portland (Oregon) resident who deserves a little sympathy because she was indeed hit while walking by a drunken moron who in no way, shape or form can be defended. Layne sued the driver for the cost of her medical bills and that part of her lawsuit is both logical and wholly justified. Anyone in her shoes - Prada, as it turns out - would do the same regardless of their socioeconomic status and would be right to do so. But while we can all get with medical bill compensation for someone who was the victim of a collision that left her with bruises, scratches and pain, not everyone would top off their lawsuit with an addendum demanding an additional $4,600 to cover the cost of an (allegedly destroyed) Chanel handbag, Prada boots and Burberry trench coat. No one involved with the case seems to recall anyone ever suing for compensation for designer clothes, but again, rich people are assholes and feel entitled to wring every last cent out of a poor, possibly uninsured sap with much bigger life issues than a rich lady and her Chanel bag that need replaced. Maybe a crash victim with high-priced clothing is entitled to payment much like someone whose camera or laptop was damaged, but that extra $4,600 on the lawsuit just seems punitive for a woman who easily could have just asked for a nice, round $1 million to cover her general pain, suffering and the feeling of sheer terror that will strike her every time she sees a crosswalk for the rest of her life………

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