Saturday, November 30, 2013

Gaga's Thanksgiving fail, a new Brazilian cat and do NOT feed the homeless at the park


- Switched at birth stories are always bizarre, but rarely this depressing. The wrong baby occasionally goes home with the wrong family, but this is the first time that baby goes almost 60 years without knowing who his real parents are and is awarded about $371,000 in damages. That’s the tale of an unidentified Japanese man who was born to wealthy parents but was accidentally being switched with another baby and spent decades living in poverty. Nearly six decades passed before a DNA test revealed the life-changing mistake by a hospital worker who had bathed the newborns and returned them to the wrong mothers. The two babies grew up and spent decades living drastically divergent lives: one man living off welfare checks before working as a truck driver, the other enjoying a private education and now running his own real-estate business. "I feel ... regret and also anger," poorer of the two men said at a press conference were his identity was withheld. The man was filmed from the neck down to protect his requested anonymity and shared his feelings after learning the truth. "I heard that I was being sought after because of a mix-up. When I heard that, my initial feeling was, 'Is such a thing possible?' I didn't think it was possible that a hospital could make such a mistake. I want them to turn back the clock,” he said, clearly ignorant of the inherent talent hospitals have for screwing up on so many levels. Tokyo's San-Ikukai Hospital was on Tuesday ordered by a court to pay the man 38 million yen ($371,233) in damages, which seems like a solid amount until you know that the man was seeking  250 million yen ($2.5 million). His story of living off welfare checks and growing up in a small apartment which had no electrical appliances after his “father” died when the boy was just two. His switched-at-birth brother from another mother grew up as the eldest of four siblings in a well-off family, received private tutoring and went to university. The error was finally realized (slow learners) one of the four brothers did not share their likeness and requested a DNA test. A search of the hospital’s records unearthed the truth and the case slogged ahead from that point to this week’s resolution………


-Sometimes, science even surprises itself. For example, Eduardo Eizirik of Pontifícia Universidade Católica do Rio Grande do Sul in Brazil and a few of his lab-coated pals have discovered a previously unknown Brazilian cat that was right under their noses. The animal they identified is a new species of the tigrinas of Brazil. Previously, scientists believed that Brazilian tigrinas were all of one kind, but it turns out that those in the northern part of the vast nation are significantly different than their pals to the south. “We demonstrate that two seemingly continuous Brazilian tigrina populations show no evidence of ongoing gene flow between them, leading us to support their formal recognition as distinct species, namely L. tigrinus in the northeast and L. guttulus in the south,” Eizirik and his colleagues wrote in their findings. "Our study highlights the need for urgent attention focused on the Brazilian northeastern tigrinas, which are virtually unknown with respect to most aspects of their biology.” One of the other researchers who worked on the study, Tatiane Trigo of Universidade Federal do Rio Grande do Sul, explained that the finding underscores the need to understand as much as possible regarding the differences between the two families of cats in terms of genetics, ecology and evolution. Such knowledge would aid the quest for conservation stratgies to protect the limited number of the animals living in the wild, a number that is shrinking over time and is approaching dangerous lows……..


- The college basketball season is barely underway, but two coaches at major programs are throwing ill-intentioned haymakers at one another like it’s late February. UTEP coach Tim Floyd and USC coach Andy Enfield nearly threw done following a verbal altercation at a pretournament reception at the Battle 4 Atlantis in the Bahamas on Wednesday and the strife between the two apparently goes back several months. The drama began in April, with Floyd calling Enfield because he thought USC was tampering with UTEP recruit Isaac Hamilton. Hamilton sought a release from his letter of intent in July and Floyd initially denied the release while accusing Enfield and USC of tampering. Hamilton eventually left UTEP and made his way to Los Angeles, although he enrolled at UCLA, where he will sit during the 2013-14 season after his waiver request was denied by the NCAA. Enfield fired back at Floyd in an interview released late last week, when he slammed both his rival and the town where Floyd works. "Tim Floyd shows up every day at work and realizes he lives in El Paso, Texas," Enfield sniped. “And he's pissed off that he didn't get the USC job two months ago.” Floyd predictably took offense over the insulting of the town where his grandparents were born and his father once played. That anger boiled over Wednesday night after Enfield allegedly reached out to Floyd, who coached USC from 2005 to 2009, to apologize. The altercation ensued – with Enfield former swimsuit model wife by his side – and afterward, Floyd didn’t sound like a man who would accept an apology any time soon. "I don't see any reason why we'd talk [in the future]," he said. "It's over with, that's for sure." Enfield expressed regret for the incident, apologizing to USC fans….but not to much of anyone else. One can only hope these two end up meeting on the court when March rolls around………


- Do NOT feed the animals when visiting Palm Beach County’s John Prince Park in Lake Worth, Fla. – and by animals, read that to mean the indigent people living in the park because they have nowhere else to go. That lesson was driven home the hard way by park rangers when church members from Acts 2 Worship Center in nearby Loxahatchee decided to spend their Thanksgiving thinking of others and followign the Bible’s commands by delivering food to homeless folks living in the park. Park residents such as Steven Griffin gladly received the food and everyone was happy, right up to the point a park ranger stepped in and stopped the good times. After a dozen church members showed up with packaged Thanksgiving meals, park officials decided that no good deed should go uninterrupted. "We do a lot of mission trips and helping the homeless and stuff like that,” church member and indigent-feeding offender Tereza Del Rio said. “I do whatever I can.” A Palm Beach County park ranger approached the church group and ordered them to cease, desist and exit the premises. When another group of church members visited the park and tried to pass out more packages of food, a local television station sent a camera to follow them. Once again, a park ranger put a stop to the good deeds and refused to comment when asked about his actions. The ranger explained that that park’s administration was the only place to ask questions about the policy. Park personnel claimed that
feeding the homeless is not a permitted activity by a large group, but did not cite the specific law that makes it so………


- Maybe it’s time for pop hack Lady Gaga to head back to the butcher and buy enough sides of beef to make herself a new meat dress because people don’t seem to be paying much attention to her this week. Well, at least when it comes to her Thanksgiving special with The Muppets on Turkey Day, very few actually gave a damn. The Gag-ster’s “Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular” managed a mere 3.6 million viewers and a 0.9 rating among adults 18-49 at 9:30 p.m. and had its network ratings ass kicked by 40-year-old holiday special “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (5.3 million, 1.6 in demo). Gaga’s 90-minute special did next to nothing to move the needle and rated considerably lower than her previous ABC holiday effort, “A Very Gaga Thanksgiving,” which had a 78 percent higher rating (5.4 million total viewers, 1.6 rating). The numbers look even worse when stacked up with programming that didn’t suck colossally, namely NBC’s coverage of the NFL’s lone game of the evening, featuring the Pittsburgh Steelers and Baltimore Ravens in a thriller than went down to the final possession. “Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular” likewise failed to beat out the reality karaoke crap of Fox’s “X Factor Karaoke,” which banked 3.8 million viewers and a 1.0 rating, and it barely edged out a repeat of “Glee” (2.8 million, 0.9). Maybe if the Gag-ster has secured a better supporting cast than the motley crew of Elton John, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ru Paul that appeared in the show, it wouldn’t have been such a colossal snooze-fest………

Friday, November 29, 2013

Drink-spilling NBA coaches, California penal fight clubs and Black Flag fires its lead singer on stage


- So…..who wants to be the new prime minister of a developing nation on the verge of joining the eurozone? Latvia needs a new leader after Prime Minister Valdis Dombrovskis tearfully resigned in the aftermath of a supermarket roof collapse killed 54 people and sparked public outrage. Dombrovskis said he can no longer lead the country because of the circumstances surrounding the disaster and proclaimed that the country needed a change in leadership. "Considering the ... tragedy and all the related circumstances, the country needs a government that has majority support in Parliament and can solve the situation that has arisen," Dombrovskis said. But there has to be more to this story, right? Latvia's longest-serving prime minister, a man credited with steering the Baltic country from the brink of economic disaster since taking power in 2009, doesn’t just walk away from the job because a roof collapses and people are tragically killed in the process. Dig deeper, though, and it begins to make sense. Dombrovskis has made extensive cuts to the government and critics have alleged that the abolition of a state construction authority by his budget-slashing government weakened oversight that might have caught potential building flaws in the supermarket. Factor in escalating problems with his ruling coalition and demands for changes to how the country issues residence permits in exchange for support for next year's budget and the picture becomes clearer. Right or wrong, Dombrovskis felt the tragedy at the Maxima supermarket last week left his leadership too damaged to continue. His resignation triggers the fall of the entire center-right government and could stunt the development of the fastest-growing economy in the European Union. Meanwhile, police have opened a criminal investigation into the cause of the tragedy, which also wounded at least 40 people. Theories on the collapse include a flawed design, substandard construction materials and corruption. Many Latvians, distrustful of their own regime, have gone so far as to demand that foreign engineers be invited to help the investigation………


- Replacing a band’s lead singer is inevitably difficult. Just ask Scott Weiland and his former Stone Temple Pilots bandmates if you have any doubts. For iconic hardcore punk band Black Flag, the process was downright bizarre both in its timing and its location. Lead singer Ron Reyes had his gig ripped from him mid-show….by a professional skateboarder. Reyes was fired onstage during a show in Australia, according to a since-deleted Facebook post in which he claimed that during a recent show in Australia, skateboarder Mike Vallely – who sang with the band at a 2003 reunion show – took the microphone from him and asked him to leave before finishing the set for him. "On November 24, 2013 the last night of the Australian Hits and Pits tour with two songs left in the set Mike V comes onstage, stares me down, takes my mic and says, 'You're done, party's over, get off it's over,'" Reyes wrote. Perhaps seeking to put a positive spin on a wholly embarrassing incident by saying the firing was a relief because hadn't been seeing eye to eye with the band's co-founder, Greg Ginn, and the other members of the current incarnation of the seminal hardcore band. "From the beginning I was happy for them and fully supported and understood why they would want to rock those songs and have a good time with friends and family,” Reyes added. “Yes, I questioned their use of the name and logo but in no way questioned their motivation or right to do their thing. I envy them for they have succeeded in ways that were never possible with Black Flag.” The bastardized version of the band released its first new material since 1985's “In My Head,” an album entitled “What The,” earlier this month………


- California, here is another chance for your cash-strapped state to generate much-needed revenue. If the Golden State isn't going to follow the example set by Colorado and Washington by legalizing marijuana, then capitalizing on an already fight-happy prison system is a nice alternative. According to public records, brawls and violent clashes are increasingly common in the California penal system (incarceration alma mater of “Major League” icon Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn). Records show that many of the 10 counties that account for 70 percent of California's total jail population have seen a large increase in the number of inmate fights and attacks on jail employees. The increase follows changes to the system that have led to thousands of offenders who previously would have gone to state prisons instead being sent to county jails. The change is due to a law championed by Gov. Jerry Brown in which lower-level offenders are sentenced to county jails instead of state prisons. Brown made the move to realign the state's penal system in response to federal court orders and in the process, appears to have inadvertently launched a county jail fight club. Simply blaming the surge in fighting on the overall growth in the jail population is misguided by the avalanche of violence greatly outpaces the rise in the number of inmates. The combined population grew 14 percent following Brown’s new law, while inmate-on-inmate assaults rose 32 percent and inmate-on-staff assaults rose 27 percent. If the state can find a way to capitalize on this, perhaps by selling tickets to fight nights at the county jail, selling them on pay-per-view or filming the altercations and selling them on Blu-Ray or DVD, it could make a nice contribution to the bottom lines of municipal, county and state government agencies throughout California……..


- The Google Play store needs to lighten up this holiday season and stop playing the role of Scrooge with cool apps developers serve up. For example, the one-click Cyanogenmod installer hit the Google Play store two weeks ago, allowing users to switch from the stock Android operating system to a more free, more open version without any special expertise. In response, the stick-up-the-butt suits at Google “asked” asked Cyanogenmod to remove the installer on the grounds that it voids a device’s warranty. There have been many other apps available in the Google Play store that root a device and subsequently void the warranty, but this is the first time Google has made a concerted effort to snuff one out. Blacklisting of Cyanogenmod or not, the Cyanogenmod's installer can be "sideloaded" into a device without having to go through the Play Store. Because Android does not prevent users from installing unapproved software, there are plenty of workarounds. Before the decision by Google to force the Cyanogenmod installer out the door, thousands of people downloaded it and it will likely remain in use and available through many back channels. Cyanogenmod released a statement explaining its interaction with Google on the issue. “They advised us to voluntarily remove the application, or they would be forced to remove it administratively. We have complied with their wishes while we wait for a more favorable resolution,” the statement said. The app’s singular purpose is to enable “ADB,” a built-in development and debugging tool, guide users and navigate them to the desktop installer. The desktop application then performs the installation of the CyanogenMod on their Android device. Google’s official stance on the issue is that even though the app is benign, it could not remain in the store because it encourages users to void their warranty. As if they needed any encouragement……..


- Jason Kidd hasn’t exactly been a resounding success in his first 15 games as an NBA head coach. Kidd, a future hall of famer as a player, was suspended by the league for the first two games of the season after an offseason DUI conviction and his team – with and without him on the bench – is a disappointing 4-11 despite making major offseason roster changes. Maybe all of that precipitated what happened with 8.3 seconds left in Wednesday's game against the Los Angeles Lakers and his team out of timeouts. Kidd, with his squad down one point, staged what can only be described as a blatant and ridiculous attempt to score some much-needed time to discuss the game’s final seconds with his team. While holding a cup of soda – not exactly common for an NBA coach during a game – Kidd appeared to say "hit me" to point guard Tyshawn Taylor in order spill his drink and to stop the game so the team could draw up a last-second offensive play. Lakers guard Jodie Meeks made the first of a pair of free throws to give his team a 96-94 lead and following the charity toss, Taylor walked toward Kidd near the sideline and collided with his coach, spilling the drink. That forced a stoppage while the soda was cleaned up and the coaching staff drew up a last-second play. Taylor, having done his job, was subbed out of the game for forward Mirza Teletovic. After Nets assistant John Welch drew up the team's final play, Meeks then made the second free throw and on the ensuing Brooklyn possession, Paul Pierce missed a 3-pointer that would've tied the game with 2.2 seconds remaining. The Lakers won the game 99-94 and afterward, Kidd feigned ignorance as to what he had done. "Cup slipped out of my hand while I was getting Ty. Sweaty palms. I was never good with the ball,” he lied. “In the heat of the battle, you're trying to get guys in and out of the game, and the cup fell out of my hand." Yes, never mind that video replays appeared to show Kidd saying "Hit me," because an NBA coach would never do anything devious or underhanded to gain an edge……….

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Russia's Louis Vuitton problem, tongue-powered wheelchairs and X Games additions


- The next comic book adaptation for the big screen is marching ahead and director Edgar Wright is at the helm. Wright will lead the forthcoming “Ant-Man” adaptation for Marvel and he is already insisting that he will try to bring his own style to the project and not be hemmed in by the constraints of that franchise’s back story. Wright has directed films such as “Shaun Of The Dead,” “Hot Fuzz” and “Scott Pilgrim Vs The World” and each has had a distinct style. "I like the challenge of doing something slightly different," Wright said. "I think there will be some elements of my previous movies in there, and I think that's why Marvel wanted me to do it in the first place. I don't think they hired me to do something completely anonymous. So it's fun – it's got lots of new elements. I'm excited about it." Whatever his vision for the film is, it will not be shot at Pinewood Studios in London, as it was previously scheduled to be. "Ironically, Ant-Man was meant to shoot in London, but London is full because I guess that Pinewood extension got turned down," Wright added. "While the tax break is good for Hollywood films shooting here, it's probably not that great for British films shooting in the UK. Some middle-to-low budget films are going to find themselves without crew because all the American films are shooting here.” Wright’s hands are all over the film, as he co-wrote the film's script with Joe Cornish. “Ant-Man” is scheduled to open in theaters on July 31, 2015, a mere two weeks after the much-hyped “Batman vs. Superman” epic. For the comic book ignorant, Ant-Man made his Marvel comic book debut in 1962 but has never appeared on screen before. He is the superhero alter ego of Dr Hank Pym, a scientist who invents a shrinking serum that makes him insect size and allows him to solve mysteries and take out bad guys…….


- The eternal struggle of man v. tumbleweed rages on. This titanic struggle of humanity v. a rolling ball of prairie weeds is being waged in Pueblo County, Colo., where residents have been buried under a blanket of tumbleweeds for weeks in spite of the best efforts of public works crews. Highway workers have been toiling around the clock to tackle the problem, but in spite of their work, dozens of tumbleweeds are piling up against fences and houses. The Pueblo County Public Department has had crews out on the scene for four straight weeks and PCPD Superintendent Chuck Colletti added that his workers have been putting in ten hour days during that time using four road graders, two rollers to smash the tumbleweeds and mowers to turn them into mulch. Rare hard work by government employees or not, the tumbleweeds just keep on piling up and creating major problems for drivers attempt to traverse roads in the area. "The roads are blocked so whoever drives out here just needs to be careful and know that any time you come over the top of a hill it could be clogged with tumbleweeds on the other side so they just need to be careful," Colletti said. The El Paso County Department of Transportation has also been involved in the cleanup effort and some of its trucks a few weeks ago, but most of that area has already been retaken by the tumbleweeds since then. Sadly, no one has taken this cue to stage a duel at high noon as these tumbleweeds blow by, nor has anyone embraced the obvious idea of setting them all on fire because they’re in the freaking middle of nowhere and Colorado could use some heat at this time of year……..


- Two of the longest-tenured events in Winter X Games are back after X Games officials announced the lineup for the next event in their action sports franchise. The world's best freeskiers, snowboarders and snowmobilers are preparing to compete in central Colorado on Jan. 23-26 and they will do so with Snowboarder X and Snowmobile Long Jump back in the rotation. Snowboarder X last appeared in 2012, while Snowmobile Long Jump (then called Knockout) last appeared in 2010. The event will also serve as the final major snowsports event before the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Adding a dose of intrigue to the proceedings, 10 of the 17 events to be contested in Aspen also will be featured in Russia when the Olympics start two weeks later. That’s especially big news for longtime X Games disciplines Ski and Snowboard Slopestyle and Ski SuperPipe, both of which will make their Olympic debuts alongside Olympic disciplines Snowboard SuperPipe and Snowboarder X as events that made the leap from the X Games to the Olympics. "We're excited to showcase the talents of over 200 world-class athletes at X Games Aspen," said Scott Guglielmino, senior vice president of X Games. "Since 1997 the Winter X Games has become the pinnacle event for the world's best, and this year many of these athletes will also be representing their countries at the Olympic Games in Sochi right after X Games Aspen." Big names such as Brown, Kelly Clark, Jamie Anderson, Kaya Turski, Mark McMorris, Torin Yater-Wallace, Lindsey Jacobellis, Seth Wescott and Tucker Hibbert will all be in the mix and Wescott will compete for his first X Games gold medal in a career that has seen him win four silvers and three bronzes. Snowmobile Freestyle is also back at Winter X after a one-year hiatus following the death of rider Caleb Moore from injuries sustained in a crash during competition……..


- Science, you done done good for a change. Specifically, a team of researchers has developed a wireless, assistive device that lets paralyzed patients operate wheelchairs by moving their tongue in the desired direction. Researchers at the Georgia Institute of Technology developed the Tongue Drive System (the name needs some work) to help people with tetraplegia, a condition that causes complete paralysis from the neck down, more independence, and improve their quality of life. The TDS contains a small, magnetic titanium barbell that is attached to the tongue of the user by tongue piercing. Yes, paralyzed people will have to go punk rock and get a tongue stud to make this work. They must also wear a headset containing wireless sensors that measures changes in the magnetic field when they flick their tongue, then sends the signals to a computer, which executes up to six commands based on the tongue position. "It's really easy to understand what the Tongue Drive System can do and what it is good for," said study co-author Maysam Ghovanloo, an associate professor at the Georgia Institute of Technology. "Now, we have solid proof that people with disabilities can potentially benefit from it." For the study, the research team tested their invention on 23 able-bodied participants and 11 participants with tetraplegia. Each participant was fitted with a custom-made titanium barbell piercing and within a mere 30 minutes of training, all 34 participants were able to use the device to complete a variety of tasks. Their performance improved steadily over the next few weeks and they were able to click randomly appearing targets on a laptop screen, dial phone numbers and direct a powered wheelchair through an obstacle course using nothing but their tongue movements. The TDS was also compared to a popular assistive technology known as the sip-and-puff device, where patients' sip and puff into a straw-like tube to operate a wheelchair. TDS users completed tasks three times as fast with the same level of accuracy. "That was a very exciting finding," Ghovanloo said. "It attests to how quickly and accurately you can move your tongue." Up next, the researchers plan to test the system outside of the controlled clinical to see how it functions in the real world……….


- In case anyone was wondering, Russia still has not discovered its sense of humor. This last week of November, a massive symbol of the capitalist propaganda despot Vladimir Putin and his cronies strive to keep out of their country showed up in the fabled Red Square Putin's government found itself struggling on Wednesday to keep wraps on the outrage over a gigantic Louis Vuitton suitcase set up to house an exhibit on the travel and possessions of the rich and famous. The display, mere steps from the Kremlin and the mausoleum of Bolshevik revolutionary leader Vladimir Lenin is a suitcase-shaped pavilion that flies in the face of the communist ideal. "I am ashamed of our country for putting a suitcase on its main square, this sacred area that should be protected by the state," said Valery Rashkin, a Communist member of the State Duma, the lower parliament house, denouncing the display as an "eyesore.” Protests against the giant Louis Vuitton luggage seem to have gained traction, as a sign was place on the fence surrounding the display, announcing that it would soon be dismantled. Putin cannot be happy about all of this, not against the backdrop of his appeals to patriotism in the face of what he calls foreign threats to Russian culture. The dictator has positioned himself as the champion of provincial Russians for whom a trip to Moscow and a stroll on Red Square is a rare treat. His United Russia party played a prominent role in the rallies against the outsized suitcase. Nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky offered a compromise, suggesting that the display should be moved to a more remote part of Moscow. Kremlin sources claimed that Putin's administration had ordered the 100-foot-long, 30-foot-high suitcase removed, while his PR flacks tried to soft-shoe the entire debacle. "There's nothing terrible about the trunk itself and the good intentions – on the contrary," Putin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said. "But it is obvious that there's a problem with the sense of scale." According to Louis Vuitton, he exhibit – which was to open on December 2 –  was a tribute to its longstanding ties with Russia and that all revenue from it would go to the Naked Heart Foundation, a children's charity………

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Dead cartoon dog, how to help monogamy and Seattle Seahawks drug issues


- Now would be an awesome time for the Seattle Seahawks to back away from all substances not allowed by the NFL. That would include performance-enhancing drugs and especially marijuana, the latter of which is (allegedly) the reason two of its top defensive backs will not be playing Monday night in a showdown that could determine the eventual winner of the NFC. The Seahawks will host the New Orleans Saints with the conference’s best record on the line and they will do so without cornerbacks Brandon Browner and Walter Thurmond III. Browner, who is currently recovering from a groin injury and was not expected to be available until mid-December, has been banned for one year by the league for violating the league's substance-abuse policy. Thurmond, who is expected to drop an appeal of his suspension, will be out for four games for the same reason but is expected to return for the playoffs. They become the sixth and seventh Seattle players suspended due to PED- or ganja-related drug policy violations, joining an illustrious list that includes: OT Allen Barbre, S Winston Guy, G John Moffitt, CB Richard Sherman and DE Bruce Irvin. Sherman eventually had his suspension overturned after successfully arguing that he took Adderall for medically approved reasons. Facing Drew Brees sans two starting defensive backs isn't optimal and one of Thurmond and Browner’s teammates wasn’t shy in commenting on the subject. Seahawks receiver Golden Tate said Thurmond and Browner were "selfish" by forcing the league to suspend them for substance abuse. "Everyone should realize where this team is," Tate said. "You are affecting way more than yourself. I feel like that was kind of a selfish move on both those guys' part. Yes, reaching the point where the hippie lettuce is more important than a game that will likely determine homefield advantage for the playoffs does come off as a slightly (totally) selfish, d-bag move………


- Can a simple hormone (not a whore moan) keep your man faithful, ladies? Science says yes and the answer to this unavoidable struggle of life is the hormone oxytocin, dubbed the “love hormone,” which sweeps through the brain after holding hands, hugging, kissing and sex. According to a study led by Dr. Rene Hurlemann, a professor of psychiatry at Germany’s University of Bonn, the release of oxytocin increases men’s long-term attachment to their ladies. Hurlemann and her team tested 20 men currently in relationships that were an average of two years long. One gorup received an oxytocin nasal spray and the control group received a placebo. The men were then asked to look at pictures of their partner, a female stranger or a house (because who doesn’t find a house sexy, after all). In the second part of the test, the men looked at photos of their partners or female acquaintances. Participants who received doses of oxytocin showed a higher activity level in the reward and pleasure-center parts of the brain when shown pictures of their partners, but photos of other women snuffed out those feelings of pleasure. Relationships typically begin with high levels of oxytocin, but that initial surge typically declines as people age and relationships develop. The obvious conclusion from the study is that women should wear perfume laced with oxytocin, but a secondary theory could be that more physical contact (in a non-abusive way, of course) could help couples going through rough spots. “Sexual monogamy is actually quite costly for males, so there must be some form of mechanism binding males and females together, at least for some time,” Hurlemann said. “There must be some benefit, and reward is actually the strongest motivation underlying human behavior.” The researchers did not examine the female side of the equation, but their work is still a small boost for fans of long-term monogamy……..


- Sinkholes: They’re no longer a strictly American problem. No, these gaping gashes in the surface of the Earth strike elsewhere around the globe and residents of the rural village of Sanica, Bosnia-Herzegovina are living with that reality right now. Not long ago, Sanica was home to a tranquil pond bobbing with green algae and lined with willow trees. Now, this rustic little hamlet has a gigantic moonlike crater where its pond used to be. The eerie sight looks like it was ripped directly from a cheap sci-fi movie, but this is no CGI imagery. "I sat here only a day before it happened, sipping plum brandy," resident Cemal Hasan said. "And then, there was panic. Fish were jumping out, and a big plum tree was pulled down like someone yanked it with a hook." The pond was swallowed up two weeks ago and now, in place of a body of water some 76 feet in diameter and 25 feet deep, is a crater that measures 162 feet wide and 100 feet deep. Worse still, it is steadily growing. Locals have taken to calling it “the abyss,” which means it shouldn’t be long before someone is borrowing a line from the classic Zach Braff film “Garden State” and wishing their friends, “Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.” This type of sink hole is not uncommon and generally occurs because of drying underground water currents or changes in soil drainage due to irrigation. Predictably, Sanica’s villagers are rejecting all such logical scientific explanations. They are tossing around wild theories about giant caves and underground volcanoes….or the possibility that fish could have triggered the explosion of one of several World War II German bombs believed to have been thrown into the pond by an old woman after the war. This mythical (and probably fabricated) hero allegedly died when one of the bombs exploded in her arms. There is also an extremely plausible theory that the owner of the pond took it with him when he died about a month ago. Well played, rural kooks……..


- It’s always (not) sad when a fictional cartoon dog dies. Such was the bad news that befell one of the central characters in Fox’s long-running adult cartoon “Family Guy.” Brian the family dog was hit and killed by a car during the Season 12 episode “Life of Brian,” ending his run as a series regular since the show’s pilot in 1999. In the episode, Stewie destroyed his time machine and the Griffins adopted a new pet to replace their beloved dog. Executive producer Steve Callaghan explained the thinking behind Brian’s death, which included the family saying teary goodbyes to their bruised and bloodied dog. "We thought it could be a fun way to shake things up," Callaghan says. "It seemed more in the realm of a reality that a dog would get hit by a car. As much as we love Brian, and as much as everyone loves their pets, we felt it would be more traumatic to lose one of the kids, rather than the family pet." The void left by Brian’s death was soon filled when the Griffins adopted a fast-talking new dog named Vinny, who is voiced by “The Sopranos” star Tony Sirico. Vinny proved his worth by helping comfort Stewie in the wake of his devastating loss. "Where Brian was sort of a match for Stewie intellectually, Vinny is a good match for Stewie because he doesn't let Stewie get away with any crap," Callaghan says. "He'll call Stewie out on his B.S. freely." “Family Guy” cast members Mila Kunis and Seth Green were surprised to learn of the plot twist and so were many of the shows fans. Some of them launched a campaign built around the hashtag #BringBackBrian on Twitter and in the world of adult cartoons, a dog going Lazarus on death is always possible. Still, Callaghan isn’t worried about any potential backlash. "Our fans are smart enough and have been loyal to our show for long enough to know that they can trust us," he said. "We always make choices that always work to the greatest benefit of the series." Pour one out for Brian and then move on, “Family Guy” fans……..


- The common man has had enough and in a city where attitude is a prerequisite for residence, he isn't taking any more sh*t from The Man. In the midst of one of the busiest travel weeks of the year, workers at all three major New York City area airports are rising up to protest low wages and poor working conditions. Given the run-down, out-of-date feel of all three airports, the complaints don’t come as a huge stunner. The festivities began Monday at John F. Kennedy International, where baggage handlers, security workers cabin cleaners staged demonstrations to make their voice heard. The group consists of sub-contracted airport workers from Airway, PrimeFlight, AirServ, and Aviation Safeguards and these fine folks are coming together to protest low pay and poor working conditions this holiday season. “We’re asking for fair wages, respect, and health coverage,” said Donna Hampton, an Aviation Safeguards employee and unofficial spokesperson for the group.  “Workers say their main issue is that even though they’re providing services like security, maintenance, and baggage handling, because they’re sub-contracted they say they’re not making as much money as workers who are doing the same jobs but are employed directly by the airlines and airports.” Hampton spoke of a co-worker who has put in 20 years on the job and makes just $8 an hour. So far, none of the four companies with employees involved in the protest have responded to their requests. For their first official act of protest, the group turned over a petition with more than 500 signatures to British Airways, which sub-contracts through their companies. Protestors claimed they do not make enough to support their families and must do their jobs – most of which involve some outdoor work – regardless of weather conditions. The protest moved to LaGuardia International on Tuesday and Newark on Wednesday, but from there, the course of this uprising is unknown……..

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

A country music killing, democra-jacking in Mali and MLB 'roid rewards


- Does Apple want into the 3-D sensor game? That’s a ridiculous question. If there is money to be made, then of course the House that Steve Jobs built wants in. To that end, the company has snatched up Israeli 3-D tech company PrimeSense. Neither company has commented on the ultimate goal for their partnership, but Apple confirmed Sunday that it had bought PrimeSense, the company behind Microsoft's Kinect sensor device. The official explanation was that, “Apple buys smaller technology companies from time to time, and we generally do not discuss our purpose or plans.” It was the standard, cryptic non-statement statement from the tech titan and PrimeSense is already on board with its new parent company because it then issued a similar statement: “We can confirm the deal with Apple. Further than that, we cannot comment at this stage.” The deal is for a reported $350 million, which is a nice piece of change for PrimeSense’s five founders, who would each make between $50-85 million from the sale if those figures are accurate. Acquiring PrimeSense makes sense given its development of more compact and device-specific software that could yield a wealth of applications for mobile devices. Way back in October 2011, Apple filed a patent for “Real Time Video Process Control Using Gestures,” i.e. the idea of “throwing” content from one device to another. The infusion of 3-D technology could also boost the development of the long-rumored Apple iTV set. Or maybe Apple is simply in the business of buying up Israeli tech firms, given its purchase of flash memory controller maker Anobot last year for upwards of $500 million………


- Brooklyn is a place rife with young hipsters who love to look down on the world around them. It’s high time someone looked down on those same hipsters and added a degree of difficulty to their lives. Phil’s Crummy Corner understands this and it’s why this fine alcohol-serving establishment in the ever-dangerous Red Hook section of Brooklyn overlooking the Battery Tunnel is stepping its Prohibition game up by voluntarily raising its drinking age to 25. Owner Felix Marcano made the decision to raise the age required to buy a pitcher of cheap beer because he is attempting to quell the unrest caused by rowdy young drinkers who don’t know how to handle their booze. “I’m just trying to avoid the noise, the fights and it’s working. That’s why I made it 25,” Marcano said, happily ignoring the fact that watching drunk people fight is half the reason people go to bars in the first place. Local residents have mostly supported the new policy and say it has lessened the frequency of loud people smoking on the street outside the bar, leaving empty bottles lying around and causing disturbances until 4 a.m. Those same people claim that Marcano promised a quieter atmosphere before but failed to deliver. Raising the drinking age to 25 is legal as long as the bar doesn’t discriminate against other groups based on illegal standards such as race, gender or religion………


- Rarely does the free-agent signing of a solid shortstop engender such rage across the Major League Baseball universe. The St. Louis Cardinals inked Jhonny Peralta to a four-year deal worth more than $50 million and judging by the reaction from fellow MLBers, that was at least $25 million too much. Peralta, who was suspended for 50 games last summer following Major League Baseball's investigation of the Biogenesis of America anti-aging clinic, is now branded as a PED-using cheater and a few of his peers feel like the contract he received is incongruous with that deal. Arizona Diamondbacks reliever Brad Ziegler, the team's union player representative, tweeted that "it pays to cheat" and ripped owners for "encouraging PED use. Fellow pitcher David Aardsma tweeted, “Apparently getting suspended for PED's  means you get a raise. What's stopping anyone from doing it?” Those thoughts precipitated a response from Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak, who said Monday that Peralta had admitted wrongdoing and served his penalty. He added that the Cardinals weren't about to appoint themselves morality "police,” which is ironic because this season, they were one of the teams that tried to police other teams’ on-field conduct when it violated the infamous unwritten rules of the game. "Character and makeup are something we weigh into our decision-making," Mozeliak said. "In his case, he admitted what he did, he took responsibility for it. "I feel like he has paid for his mistakes, and obviously if he were to make another one, then it would be a huge disappointment." Avoiding future ties to PED-providing businesses such as Biogenesis would go a long way toward helping Peralta stay clean, although Mozeliak admitted that the 50-game ban first-time offenders receive seems inadequate. "You do need a deterrent, and right now 50 games does not seem to be necessarily stopping it," Mozeliak said. Not when those 50 games are followed by a new contact for $12.5 million a year……..


- Soooo….not everyone is a fan of democracy in Mali. If everyone was on board with the concept of free elections to choose new legislators to run the country, then armed men would not have burst into voting stations in the region of Timbuktu in northern Mali and carried off ballot boxes, preventing voters from casting their ballots in Sunday's legislative elections. Stealing the actual ballots and ballot boxes is a fairly extreme measure, one typically reserved for situations where a corrupt regime is known to fix elections and deprive people of their right to vote. That doesn’t appear to be the case here, although authorities are still attempting to piece together exactly who was behind the polling station raid and what their motives were. "There was no voting in several communes of Goundam," said Oumou Sall Seck, mayor of the town and a member of the opposition URD party. Seck told a tale of well-organized, armed men travelling in several vehicles barging into voting stations and picking up the large ballot boxes and walking out. Polling workers were unable to prevent the democra-jacking and as a result, the day’s voting received a resounding grade of incomplete. To further compound the problem, voting materials at other polling stations “went missing,” which is either code for “were intentionally lost to prevent people from voting for undesirable candidates” or means “we have no idea how to run an election on even the most fundamental level.” Either way, Mali will need to make another run at electing its next group of legislators and this time, officials should probably invest in some heavy duty chains to hold their ballot boxes down…….


- In one of the saddest possible examples of life imitating art imitating life, country singer Wayne Mills has been shot dead in a Nashville bar. There is rarely a good reason for one man to shoot another man to death, but Mills’ shooting is easily one of the most pointless in recent memory. According to Nashville police, bar owner Chris Ferrell shot the 44-year-old singer in the early hours of Saturday morning because…..wait for it….Mills just could not hold off his cravings for a cancer stick any longer and lit up a cigarette in the non-smoking area of the bar. From there, what happened depends on whom you ask. Ferrell claimed that he shot Mills in self-defense, presumably after an altercation of some sort. That version of the story has not been confirmed, but Mills was rushed to the hospital, where he died. The Wayne Mills Band has been a fixture on the country club scene for the past 15 years and notable names such as Jamey Johnson, Blake Shelton and former “American Karaoke” contestant Taylor Hicks have all opened for them. Shelter reacted on Twitter to news of Mills’ death, writing, "Extremely sad to hear about the death of my old friend Wayne Mills." Bizarrely, the pub where the incident took place, Pit and Barrel, was due to have been featured on the reality TV show “Bar Rescue,” which helps struggling bars return to profitability by giving them makeovers. Spike TV subsequently decided to pull the episode after the shooting, presumably because people tend not to want to see a man who may have just murdered someone get a hand in turning his bar around. Of course, there is no denying the fact that of all the reasons to start an altercation that leads to you being shot to death, needed your nicotine fix ranks very close to the bottom of the list. The whole story sounds like made-up fodder from a country music song, but this story is sadly true and without a doubt, it was also eminently avoidable……..

Monday, November 25, 2013

Movie news, Manny Pacquiao rolls and losers' lottery scams


- A victory lap of a weekend resulted in huge numbers for “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire,” which recorded a $161.1 million opening weekend to trounce the competition at the box office. That was more than 11 times the amount brought in by last weekend’s champ, “Thor: The Dark World.” The superhero epic added $14.1 million to its overall domestic total and has banked $167.8 million so far. “The Best Man Holiday” somehow managed to place third despite being a terrible movie, banking $12.5 million to up its two-week earnings to $50.4 million. Newcomer “Delivery Man” ranked fourth with $8.2 million in an uninspired opening weekend and that was just enough to beat out fifth-place finisher “Freed Birds,” which dipped one spot and added $5.3 million to its bank roll, which stands at $48.6 million through four weeks of release. “The Geezer Hangover,” a.k.a. “Last Vegas,” decrepitly limped its way to $4.4 million and sixth place for the weekend and its overall earnings stand at $54 million. Seventh place went to “Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa,” which added $3.5 million to its coffers for a five-week haul of $95.5 million. “Gravity” hung in the top 10 for the eighth straight weekend, earning $3.3 million to place eighth and make its total domestic earnings $245.5 million in eight weeks. “12 Years a Slave” soldiered on in limited release and brought in $2.8 million, good for ninth place and an overall haul of $29.4 million. Another film in limited release, “Dallas Buyers Club,” claimed 10th place with $2.7 million and has now accrued $6.5 million domestically. “Ender’s Game” (No. 11), “Captain Phillips” (No. 12) and “About Time” (No. 13) all lost their spots in the top 10 from last weekend…….


- In case you’re wondering, Egypt hasn’t settled down. For two years, the nation has been in a state of upheaval and demanding the ouster of one leader or another. The outrage of the masses hasn’t lessened under interim President Adly Mansour and seems likely to increase now that Mansour has signed into law new rules on holding protests. Human rights groups were quick to denounce the rules as “repressive” and while the final version of the law hasn’t been issued, it will reportedly require permission from the police in advance before protests can be held. One might suspect that with protests having sparked the toppling of two presidents in the past three years, the government is trying to save its own ass with this law. One would be right in such a suspicion, by the way. Fittingly, protests took place in several cities even as the law was signed. Some of the demonstrations were staged in Cairo and elsewhere by thousands of supporters of deposed President Mohammed Morsi. Protestors assembled to commemorate the 100-day anniversary since security forces broke up sit-ins calling for Morsi’s reinstatement, gatherings that saw hundreds killed. Fittingly, reports indicated that tear gas was fired to disperse some of Sunday's protesters. Morsi is currently on trial alongside other leading members of the Muslim Brotherhood on charges including incitement to the killing of protesters in 2012. "The draft law seeks to criminalize all forms of peaceful assembly, including demonstrations and public meetings, and gives the state free hand to disperse peaceful gatherings by use of force," a group of 19 Egyptian organizations said  of the new protest rules in a statement. Prime Minister Hazem Beblawi blew the requisite government smoke in regards to the law, lying by claiming it is designed to protect "the right of protesters" and required them to give "notice" rather than seek permission………


- A new (and extinct) predator has been added to the dinosaur kingdom. According to researchers from Chicago's Field Museum, the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences and North Carolina State University, this massive killer lived about 100 million years ago, weighed four tons and likely was at the very top of its prehistoric food chain. This behemoth is Siats meekerorum, a dinosaur that stretched more than 30 feet long and which had its remains discovered in eastern Utah. Based on its size and other characteristics, the research team believes this new dinosaur ruled its ecosystem in the middle of the Cretaceous, a period known as the last in the so-called "Age of Dinosaurs. Peter Makovicky, the museum’s dinosaur curator, said the researchers have not been able to determine if Siats meekerorum existed alongside Tyrannosaurus rex even though fossils found from the same patch of Utah's Cedar Mountain Formation shows it did share the land with tyrannosaurs. However, tyrannosaurs were much smaller than the T-Rex and much lower on the food chain. "At least 98 million years ago, we know that (tyrannosaurs) were small and somebody else was top dog in the neighborhood," Makovicky said. "(Siats meekerorum) is a large dinosaur and we have no evidence -- nor do the teams that worked in this area prior to us -- of anything bigger." The Siats meekerorum find is also noteworthy because it (allegedly) t helps to fill in a roughly 30-million-year gap in the geologic record in North America, a period for which relatively little is known about dinosaurs on the continent. Siats meekerorum’s name means “cannibalistic monster” and is derived from the mythology of Utes, a Native American people who lived where it was found. "This dinosaur was a colossal predator second only to the great T. rex and perhaps Acrocanthosaurus in the North American fossil record," said Lindsay Zanno, the project’s lead researcher……….


- The lottery is generally one big scam designed to fleece fools out of their money based on the faintest chance of winning life-altering amounts of money. The scam functioned a bit differently at the Peninsula Deli & Grocery in Hempstead, N.Y. An unidentified, non-English-speaking man recently purchased a $10 lottery ticket at the store and was thrilled to find out that his ticket was a winner. When he took the scratch-off ticket back to the store and handed it to clerk Karim Jaghab to scan into the New York Lottery computer and confirm his winnings, Jaghab informed him that his victory had netted him a cool $1,000. That would have been great….if it were true. In actuality, the winning ticket was worth 1,000 times what its holder was told. Because the man did not speak English, Jaghab and his father, who owns the store, apparently felt like they could cheat him out of a lot of money. New York Lottery payouts of less than $600 can be paid immediately by store clerks, so the younger Jagheb made his first mistake by giving the victim $1,000. That led the man to question his good fortune and so he returned to the store Friday and questioned Jaghab, according to police. According to the victim, Jaghab then told him, "I will pay you $10,000 as long as you don't involve the police.” That’s when the father, Nabil Jaghab, told the victim the ticket was
worth $10,000. At that point, the man called police, who found the ticket was a $1 million winner. The Jackoffs, er, Jaghebs, were arraigned Saturday on grand larceny charges for allegedly plotting to cash the ticket at a lottery office. Their lame-tastic argument is that the store's lottery machine was not working properly and provided the wrong amount……….


- It may or may not have been the genesis for a resurgence in the career of one of the best boxers of this era, but there is no disputing that Manny Pacquiao’s impressive victory over Brandon Rios on Sunday was a morale booster in Pacquiao’s typhoon-ravaged nation. Pacquiao badly needed a win after successive defeats and entered the fight after a year out of the ring and with his own trainer publicly declaring he should retire unless he convincingly beat Rios. Mix in the devastation wrought in the Philippines by Typhoon Haiyan and Pacquiao’s dual role as sports hero and political leader and a win was vital for the Pac-Man. Two weeks after the Nov. 9 disaster that killed more than 5,000 people and left huge numbers of the population homeless, Pacquiao delivered and then some. As thousands of fans watched the fight on screens set up in the plaza of Tacloban, the Philippine city hit worst by the typhoon, Pacquiao dominated the bout at The Venetian casino in Macau. He looked like vintage Manny Pacquiao, pelting Rios with a barrage of his trademark combinations to win the bout by scores of  120-108, 119-109 and 118-110. "This is not about my comeback," Pacquiao said in the ring. "My victory is a symbol of my people's comeback from a natural disaster and a national tragedy. My journey will continue. I said we will rise again, and that's what happened." Anyone who says the knew Pacquiao would bounce back so effectively from back-to-back losses to Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez is lying, especially after Marquez authored a resounding knockout that left the Filipino lawmaker asleep on the canvas. Even with the win over Rios, Pacquiao still hasn’t knocked out an opponent since 2009. Still, the victory once again raises the question of whether or not the interminably discussed super fight between Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. will happen. "Anybody who wants to fight with me, I can fight," Pacquiao said. "I am willing to fight Floyd, but it's up to him, if he is willing also." Let the pointless discussions begin…….

Sunday, November 24, 2013

David Bowie + Kristen Wiig, new Japanese volcano island and F-bombing NFL officials


- Amsterdam is a famously liberal place. Pot is legal, attitudes are laid back and the alcohol flows freely. For one group of booze-loving Dutchmen, it is flowing even more freely these days. Because the streets can get dirty and debris-littered in a place that loves to party, someone has to clean up the garbage laying around after the hell-raising crowds go home for the night and one of Europe’s best cities calms down. That group includes city cleaning crews….and local alcoholics looking for some free beer. Thanks to a group known as the Rainbow Foundation, Amsterdam’s bustling streets are noticeably cleaner and all it costs the foundation is some cheep booze and some rolling tobacco – no, no ganja, sadly. The foundation has established a special program that pays alcoholics who linger in the city’s many parks in beer. Participants receive 10 euros, a half-packet of rolling tobacco and five cans of beer. These drunks get two of their beers at the start of the day – no shame in a morning brew or two – two more at lunch and assuming they are both upright and functional enough to work the rest of the day, they get their final beer at the end of their shift. The program is funded by the government and private donations and foundation executive Gerrie Holterman uses a unique and decidedly Dutch rationale to defend it against critics. "Heroin addicts can go to shooting galleries, so why shouldn't we also give people beer?" Holterman asked. It’s a fair point and as a side benefit, the alcoholics are no longer causing a nuisance in parks and can instead unleash their drunken antics on the streets while helping to clean up the city upon when they very literally urinate much of the time…….


- Sometimes you find your fights in life and sometimes, life brings the fight to your door…or through your bay window. For Sugar Grove, Ill. resident Keith Mohr, that fight game in the form of a large, antlered quadruped that came crashing through his front window this week. Mohr, 71, was minding his own business and taking a shower when he heard loud crashing noises coming from his living room. He leapt from the shower, rushed out of the bathroom and came face to face with a full-sized, six-point buck. The buck, bleeding from wounds sustained leaping through a glass window, began running chaotically around the house, starting with the kitchen. “I was screaming at him, ‘Get out of my house, get out of my house!’” Mohr recalled. The blood and carnage spread throughout the house and at one point, the deer attempted to climb over the kitchen sink to get to the window above it. Showing true concern for her husband, Mohr’s wife locked herself in the bedroom and called 9-1-1. “Enormous damage,” Keith Mohr said. “Every time he went around here he just bled or ripped something else down.” Thankfully, her husband was much bolder and tougher, wading through the house full of broken glass and damaged furniture to find a weapon to equalize the fight. An avid golfer, he reached for his Callaway driver and busted the deer across the head with it, busting the club in the process. “I just took my golf club and whacked him, and I knocked off his antler. It was my best club,” Mohr wisecracked. After 10 minutes of mayhem, Mohr was able to open a dining room window and the deer escaped back to the wild. The encounter left the retiree with a cut on his leg, but otherwise in good condition………


- The NFL has thrown a flag on one of its men in stripes, suspending umpire Roy Ellison without pay for one game for allegedly uttering a profane and derogatory statement to offensive lineman Trent Williams during the Washington Redskins' game last Sunday against the Philadelphia Eagles. The league announced the decision prior to today’s games, citing its code of conduct for officials. "NFL game officials are expected to avoid personal confrontations with players and be respectful of players and coaches at all times,” the league’s statement said. “The NFL-NFLRA collective bargaining agreement states that 'at no time will a game official engage in any conduct which adversely affects or reflects on the NFL or which results in the impairment of public confidence in the honest and orderly conduct of league games or the integrity or good character of its game officials.'" Ellison, an 11-year veteran official, is accused of cussing Williams out during a Redskins drive late in the first half, an accusation teammates backed. According to Williams, Ellison walked by him after a play and called him a "garbage-ass, disrespectful m-----f-----.” Williams maintained that he did not know why Ellison made the comment. Multiple sources claimed that Williams may have used the N-word toward Ellison after Ellison warned him about using such profanities during the course of the game. The NFL clearly believed there was more to the story, otherwise it would not have given one of its veteran officials an unpaid week off. NFL Referees Association executive director Jim Quirk said in a statement that the suspension “creates a double standard for what is acceptable on field conduct.” One could also argue that not allowing normal-sized, unathletic officials to berate players on the field also establishes a standard that will prevent players from snapping and kicking some moonlighting accountants scrawny ass after a profanity-laced tirade following a controversial penalty……..


- Volcanic eruptions often cause and suffering, but an eruption off the coast of a small, uninhabited island in the Ogasawara chain near Japan has created something interesting instead. Advisories from the Japanese coast guard and the Japan Meteorological Agency laid out the details of the eruption, which was substantial enough to literally raise a new island out of the sea. According to the JMA, the islet is about 660 feet in diameter and it located just off the coast of the Nishinoshima chain, also known as the Bonin Islands. The island are located 620 miles south of Tokyo and 30 different small islands make up the group. Along with the rest of Japan, they are collectively known as the seismically active Pacific "Ring of Fire.” Immediately following the eruption, the coast guard issued an advisory warning of heavy black smoke in the area. Television footage shot the during the event showed heavy smoke, ash and rocks exploding from the crater, as steam billowed into the sky. Volcanologist Hiroshi Ito cautioned that there was a possibility that the new island might be eroded away, adding that “it also could remain permanently.” An eruption in this particular region area is rare, as the last known occurrence was in the mid-1970s. Volcanic activity does go on in the region, but it typically occurs under the sea, which extends thousands of meters deep along the Izu-Ogasawara-Marianas Trench. "This has happened before and in some cases the islands disappeared," government spokesman Yoshihide Suga said of the new island. "If it becomes a full-fledged island, we would be happy to have more territory." The Japanese archipelago already has thousands of islands and as history shows, the nation is always looking to expand its empire………


- Kristen Wiig is a talented comedic actress and David Bowie is one of the biggest egomaniacs in rock and roll. The two famous faces have come together for an unusual duet that will appear in Wiig’s new film “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty,” which opens this December and co-stars Ben Stiller. Wiig confirmed that she recorded a version of Bowie's iconic track “Space Oddity” for the movie. One of the film’s producers then approached Bowie and receive his permission to use his vocals in the new recording. "I just found that out a couple of weeks ago - I guess they talked to him and it's now a duet on the soundtrack. It's so weird. I have to pinch myself,” Wiig said. “It was really fun recording that. I can't even describe it, just singing that song. It's David Bowie and I'm such a huge Bowie fan. It was intimidating. I've caught the bug now. I want to go on tour.” A tour will have to wait, but the fact that Bowie allowed anyone to tread on one of his best songs is remarkable in and of itself. Then again, the man who relayed the message from ground control to Major Tom has been on a bit of a publicity blitz of late, with four new songs premiering on line last month. “Atomica,” “Like a Rocket Man,” “The Informer” and “Born in a UFO” all appear on the three-disc, extended edition of his latest album, “The Next Day.” A deluxe version of the release includes the original 14-track album, a 10-track CD of bonus songs and a DVD featuring the four videos made for the album. Maybe Wiig can find a role for Bowie in the film and he can turn it down because it’s just so beneath him……..

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Knicks whining, Swiss rich people takedowns and concussion problems


- People drink wine from many different types of containers: bottles, glasses, paper cups, bottles inside brown paper bags, boxes….and the list goes on and on. Add aluminum cans to that list, courtesy of a Tualatin (Ore.) company that is reaching out to bring vino to the masses in a more drinkable, portable form. Union Wine Company, founded in 2005 under the direction of owner Ryan Harms, went where someone else probably should have gone years ago by dropping wine into 12-ounce cans. The fact that this isn’t an industry-wide practice in the wine world is perplexing, as finding a paper bag big enough to hold a 12-ounce can is much easier than finding a tall paper bag to conceal that bottle. Also, getting a six-pack of cheap wine is easier and less conspicuous than lugging an entire box out of the liquor store. Harms explained that the idea behind wine in a can is attracting new customers through what he calls the "beerification" of wine. As with anything any company does, there is also a financial motive behind the concept. According to Harms, the cans save his company 40 percent in packaging costs. Those costs, it turns out, will not necessarily be passed on to consumers, as the can will go on sale next year for about $5. Paying $5 for anything than comes in an aluminum can will take some time to adjust to, but booze always sells well in a country that loves to get its drink on. Now if only someone can get to work on jamming premium tequila into a six-pack…….


- A sequel that actually sounds worthwhile has itself yet another new release date. “Mad Max 4: Fury Road” is a revival of the classic post-apocalyptic franchise starring Mel Gibson, but everyone’s favorite raging Hollywood anti-Semite will step aside for the next generation of action stars in this one. Tom Hardy is taking over the franchise lead from Gibson, with the latest chapter in the story set to hit theaters on May 15. Gibson anchored the first three films in the series, all of which were released between 1979 and 1985. The fourth installment will also be the first to show in 3-D, which should play well given the type of film “Mad Max” projects tend to be. To bring continuity to the process, franchise creator George Miller will direct and to add more star power to Hardy’s side, Charlize Theron will star as a character called Imperator Furiosa. The cast will also include Victoria’s Secret model/popular big-screen eye candy Rosie Huntington-Whitely and new characters with comical/homoerotic names like Slit, Miss Giddy, Rictus Erectus and Coma Doof-Warrior. Miller penned the script with British comic book artist Brendan McCarthy and Nico Lathouris, a former “Heartbreak High” actor who had a small role in the original “Mad Max” film. "Mad Max is caught up with a group of people fleeing across the Wasteland in a War Rig driven by the Imperator Furiosa,” Miller said of the film’s story. “This movie is an account of the Road War which follows. It is based on the Word Burgers of the History Men and eyewitness accounts of those who survived." Now, if only they can find a cameo role for the original Mad Max……..


- The good news about concussions just keeps on rolling in. Not only can these traumatic brain injuries produce immediate symptoms such as dizziness, headaches and memory loss, but new research shows that months after these initial symptoms fade, the effects of a concussion can linger. Andrew Mayer, an associate professor of translational neuroscience at the Mind Research Network in Albuquerque, N.M., led research that compared 50 concussion patients with 50 healthy people. Mayer and his team found that the brains of those suffering concussions showed abnormalities four months later even though their symptoms had already eased to some degree. "This is a very different population than professional athletes going out and having concussions on a fairly [frequent] basis, as well as jostling their brain around their skull on a regular basis in practice," Mayer said. “Just because you feel you're healed doesn't mean you are." The results alone aren't likely to alter the swiftness with which injured athletes are allowed to return to the field, even with the research backed by the U.S. National Institutes of Health. Most concussions occur without a person losing consciousness and produce symptoms that range from headache and blurry vision to difficulties in sleeping or thinking clearly. When Mayer and his team matched 50 patients with mild concussions to 50 healthy people of similar age and education levels and tested their memory and thinking skills, anxiety and depression, they found that brain scans of those with concussions showed abnormalities in the frontal cortex area of both sides of the brain. All tests and scans were repeated two weeks after the concussion, and again four months later. Concussion symptoms were reduced by up to 27 percent four months after injury, but the brain abnormalities stood out. "In one or two weeks, most people typically report feeling better," Mayer added. “"But when we start talking about it in an analogy of a burn or knee injury, it becomes a little more clear when the doctor says we need to wait a bit longer [to return to prior activities]. It makes sense that the brain would be similar to those tissue types.” And once again, the concussion pictures becomes murkier and more difficult to discern…….


- Switzerland is an awesome place. It is full of beautiful mountains, tasty chocolate, well-functioning watches, military neutrality and apparently, people willing to boldly step up and check the out-of-control pay handed out to corporate executives. Tomorrow, Swiss voters will go to the polls to decide a measure that would ban any Swiss corporate executive compensation that runs over 12 times worker pay. It would be the first time a modern developed nation actually set a so-called “maximum wage” and the measure it known as the “1:12 Initiative for Fair Pay.” Under the terms of the proposed law, no Swiss company would be able to pay its top executives more in a month than the company’s lowest-paid workers make in a year. Many Swiss corporations currently compensate their top execs more generously than any other nation in continental Europe and at pharmaceutical giant Roche, the salary for the company’s CEO is 236 times the firm’s lowest wage. At Nestle, that number is 188. Those figures caught the attention of activists in Juso, the youth wing of Switzerland’s Social Democratic Party. Former Juso president Cédric Wermuth decried  “greedy managers earning millions while other people earn too little for living.” Juso stepped up to challenge this inequality through Switzerland’s “direct democracy” initiative process. The process allows propositions that gain 100,000 signatures to escalate to a national referendum. t Wermuth and Juso vice president Mattea Meyer organized the 1:12 Initiative and it went on to gain broad union support and backing from Switzerland’s top two progressive parties, the Social Democrats and the Greens. It finally earned the necessary 100,000 signatures this spring and since then, the battle has been on between the 1 percent and the masses.  SwissHoldings, the federation of Swiss-based multinationals, decried the measure as “a frontal attack on freedom,” though it was unclear if it was a full-frontal attack. The award of gross exaggeration over the vote goes to Swiss lawmaker Ruedi Noser, who claimed a yes vote on the issue would turn Switzerland into the “North Korea of Europe.” Except without the brutal labor camps and communist regime……..


- The sh*t is getting real in at the corner of 34th and 8th streets in Manhattan. The New York Knicks were put on notice before the season when eccentric, delusional billionaire owner James Dolan gathered team personnel and let them know that this season was championship or bust. A team that didn’t have the roster or talent to win a title then took a major hit when it’s best defensive player, center Tyson Chandler, went down for more than a month with an injury. Without him, the Knicks have struggled to a 3-8 record and lost four games in a row. Guard J.R. Smith, who just returned from a league-imposed suspension, admitted that he is panicking over how poorly the team is playing. Now, Knicks coach Mike Woodson is panicking in his own way by politicking through the media for his star player to get more calls from the officials. Woodson said that other big-name players receive better treatment from officials than Carmelo Anthony, a sure sign that a coach is grasping for straws with his team stumbling. "Absolutely. And I'm not going to shy away from that, either. I think Melo gets hit more than ever," Woodson said. "I've been at this thing 30 years, and sometimes I'm starting to wonder what's a foul and what's not a foul." Woodson pointed to a play late in the Knicks' overtime loss to the Indiana Pacers on Wednesday in which he felt Anthony was fouled, but no call was made. "The offense normally has the advantage when you're making plays at the rim," Woodson added. "... Melo draws a lot of contact, but he comes up empty a lot of times as well." For his part, Anthony proclaimed that he was "done talking" about the referees after Wednesday's loss. He did blast the officials after a loss to the Houston Rockets earlier this month, ironically enough a contest in which Anthony had 11 free throw attempts. He is also tied for fifth with the Sacramento Kings' DeMarcus Cousins in free throw attempts per game at 7.5. The fact that his coach is grasping for straws 11 games into the season proves just how desperate the Knicks’ plight has become early in the year……….

Friday, November 22, 2013

A-Fraud goes off, Native Americans get checked and the Church of England evolves


- There are difference makers in the world and those difference makers cannot be afraid of negative public reaction when they drop their truth bombs on the world. Hawaii state Rep. Tom Brower is one such difference maker and he is not the most popular man in the world after stepping up and using a sledgehammer to disable stolen and abandoned shopping carts to clean up his district. Because many of those carts belonged to homeless people, Brower is facing criticism for attacking those who are down and out. His office has fielded dozens of calls from people on both sides of the issue. Brower initially took action because of his desire to take direct action to affect the lives of those he represents rather than simply pass laws. This tool-wielding vigilante took to scouring the streets for shopping carts that homeless people use to transport their belongings and going Thor on them by using his Sledgehammer of Justice to wreck the carts. Brower showed the TV News crew how he scours then and uses a sledgehammer to destroy them. “I find abandoned junk, specifically shopping carts, and I remove them,” Brower explained. “I also create a situation where those carts can’t be pushed around the city. I think it’s a good thing.” Various groups advocating for the rights of homeless people have denounced the cart wrecking as a negative message about violence against the homeless. Others pointed out that because some homeless people suffer from mental illnesses, Brower’s actions could lead to a violent confrontation between the lawmaker and the owner of a destroyed cart. Brower claimed he hasn’t yet taken a shopping cart out of the hands of a homeless person, but would not rule such an action out. According to the group Retail Merchants of Hawaii, shopping cart retrievals statewide average about 100 a month, with carts equipped with a security device costing stores $300 per car and those without one costing $100. Presented with those facts, Brower responded that he doesn’t believe he destroyed valuable private property because the carts he wrecked were damaged and unusable………


- Dear God….please, no. With the über-ugly and forgettable disco era behind humanity, the twin perils of man-band music and country music are the primary threats to the ears of humanity in the modern era. Combining the two would produce the sort of unholy alliance not seen since…..well, earlier this month, when Avril Lavigne dropped her crap-tacular new album with a duet from husband and partner in assassinating music as we know it Chad Kroeger. Yet this doesn’t lessen the sheer horror of the threat now looming after former man-bander and current Michael Jackson rip-off Justin Timberlake revealed that he wants to embark on a career in country music. Timberlake, who still sounds like a weasel that downed an industrial-sized tank of helium every time he sings, recently made his return to music with his album “The 20/20 Experience” and dropped the second part of the double album in September. Perhaps tired of being a mainstream pop throwaway, Timberlake saw an opening when he was asked if he was interested in pursuing a different sort of music in the future. "They're still alive. I just did an interview earlier today and I said, 'I'm America, that's what I am – in all senses of the word,” Timberlake said of his country music ambitions. “I grew up outside of Memphis, Tennessee, and I listened to country music, R&B music, classic rock... everything." The best part of that quote is him proclaiming himself to be “America…in all senses of the word.” If this tool is America, then it would go a long way toward explaining why the rest of the world hates the United States – that and its unbreakable habit of being the world’s policeman and self-determined social conscience. But there’s Timberlake, casting his eyes toward the horizon and dreaming of a Grammy in a new genre. "I still got my eyes on a Best Country Album. There's time for that,” he added. No, man bander, ain’t nobody got time for that………


- Native Americans, time to slow your roll about the white man coming across the Atlantic Ocean from Europe and stealing your land. According to DNA analysis done on a sample from a prehistoric Siberian boy, Native Americans may have come from the same place as the people who sailed across the ocean and stole their land while gifting them smallpox-infested blankets and musket blasts to the back of the head. Yes, those who occupied the American continents before Europeans arrived across the ancient land bridge from Asia, the location of the present-day Bering Strait. However, previous generations of their people may have lived on the same continent as the United States’ first border crashers. DNA samples taken from modern-day Native Americans include genetic signatures known to originate from Western Eurasia, which is tangential link to European ancestry. Some scientists believe these elements of the genetic code must have been added to the mix since Christopher Columbus arrived and that true Native Americans who passed through Siberia on their way to America were not at all closely related to the groups who would one day become Europeans. Those scientists need to check out this new research, which includes sequencing of the genome of a Siberian boy who (allegedly) died some 24,000 years ago when the land bridge was still there and the migration into what is now known as Alaska who in full swing. More testing was done on a second Siberian believed to have died 17,000 years ago and in both cases, the results showed a larger dose of genetic signatures similar to proto-Europeans. “Our findings reveal that western Eurasian genetic signatures in modern-day Native Americans derive not only from post-Columbian admixture, as commonly thought, but also from a mixed ancestry of the First Americans,” the researchers wrote in their report, suggesting that the first Native Americans were likely the first wave of European colonization……..


- Speaking of England and the reason people fled its shores…look at the Church of England, stepping its evolution process up and voting overwhelmingly in favor of female bishops. A vote on a package of measures to endorse women bishops was supported by 378 members of the General Synod, with just eight votes against and 25 abstentions. The vote ends a 20-year impasse and clears the way for women to be ordained as senior clergy by the end of 2014. Months of behind-the-scenes talks between reformers and traditionalists preceded the vote and prevented a repeat of a vote last year that saw an angry minority succeed in rejecting draft legislation on women bishops. The measure lost by six votes at that time, leaving the church in crisis and one senior church official deeming the result a “train crash.” The vote also spawned a committee to bridge the gap between the two sides and that committee’s proposals won widespread acceptance in the Synod this week. "The train is on the tracks, the train is moving forwards, and we now have some stations to pass along the way but we can begin to see the end of this particular journey," Bishop of Rochester James Langstaff said after the vote. While the bishop may have ridden the trail analogy several stations too far, there is no getting around the reality that the church is changing. The Synod will discuss the legislation at its next meeting in February and a vote on final approval is likely in 2014. Female clergy members have long divided Anglicanism, with ladies serving as bishops in the United States, Australia, Canada and New Zealand. Opponents of the practice counter that Jesus chose only men as his apostles. The spiritual head of the Church of England, Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby, supports women bishops and Prime Minister David Cameron also voiced support for the church’s decision even though supporters of female bishops were warned not to "open the champagne bottles" just yet as there were still major issues to be resolved. Aren’t there always, though……..


- The entertainment value of Alex Rodriguez as a baseball player may be dead, but A-Fraud’s Q-rating as a piece of troubled performance art has never been higher. The disgraced New York Yankees slugger made headlines with a completely contrived and canned temper tantrum in which is slammed his fists on a table, kicked a briefcase and punched a wall while shouting obscenities as he stormed out of an arbitration hearing regarding his appeal of a 211-game suspension by Major League Baseball for his role in the Biogenesis wellness clinic scandal. A-Fraud is contesting his 211-game ban and was incensed when arbitrator Fredric Horowitz refused to compel commissioner Bud Selig to testify. When that happened, A-Fraud went to the script his representatives had laid out for him, throwing a fit and noisily exiting the room before issuing a pre-written statement denouncing the process and those responsible for it before going on a pre-planned media tour to profess his innocence and engage in blatant demagoguery. His attorneys continued to charade Thursday as the arbitration hearing resumed sans its star, with Fraud-riguez’s attorneys vowing to "release all of the evidence" and preparing to take the case into federal court regardless of how Horowitz rules. "We're going to open up everything," said Ron Berkowitz, a spokesman for Rodriguez. "We're going to show everything we have to the press so they can show it to the American public." After A-Fraud spewed all manner of nonsense about Selig not being man enough to visit his city and face him down and how much he loves New York, Thursday’s theatrics were more of the same. Even if he and his team of high-paid legal scumbags release transcripts of witness testimony, sworn affidavits and whatever information was supplied to the Fraud-riguez team by a "whistle-blower" who allegedly works for Major League Baseball, none of that changes the fact that he has previously admitted to PED use and was only surrounded by what he decried as “liars and felons” during his hearing because those are the people he has rolled with in recent years. Keep the show going, A-Fraud, because that’s the only way anyone is going to enjoy your performing from here on out…….