Tuesday, May 31, 2016

The Libertarian Party's Trump-stopper, Nick Saban rages on and Mary Poppins gets a sequel

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- Did you know you were anxiously awaiting a sequel to a movie that came out 52 years ago? If you didn’t, now you know and you can be satisfactorily excited about the “Mary Poppins” sequel, which has an official release date of Christmas Day 2018. The remake of the classic musical starring Julie Andrews as a magical nanny will feature British actress Emily Blunt and “Hamilton” star Lin-Manuel Miranda and will be directed by Rob Marshall, who specializes in film adaptions of Broadway musicals. The original came out in 1964 and Hollywood rarely waits that long to make a sequel to anything at all, but this one has somehow slipped by - until now. It will also have the help of Emmy, Tony and Golden Globe-winning composer Marc Shaiman, who is writing the score and collaborating with Scott Wittman on new songs for the film. “I am truly humbled and honored to be asked by Disney to bring PL Travers’ further adventures to the screen. The iconic original film means so much to me personally, and I look forward to creating an original movie musical that can bring Mary Poppins, and her message that childlike wonder can be found in even the most challenging of times, to a whole new generation,” Marshall said in a statement. The Mary Poppins character first appeared in 1934 in a book by PL Travers, who wrote seven more stories about her adventures and published them between 1935 and 1988. The new film will reportedly be set in 1930s London and will feature Jane and Michael Banks, the children from the first film who are now grown up and they and  Michael's three children will be visited by Poppins following a family tragedy……..




- Oh, those wacky Buddhist monks of Thailand, always such cut-ups. Their wacky stunts never cease to amaze and amuse and they done done it again to kick off the week when they released dozens of tigers at a controversial Buddhist temple in Thailand to delay the process of removing the wild animals from the property even though they are quasi-tourist attractions. It was quite a scene at the "Tiger Temple," in Kanchanaburi Province west of Bangkok, a popular tourist destination where visitors could walk among the tigers and pose for photos. However, Thailand's Wildlife Conservation Office (WCO) claimed the temple's 137 tigers posed a danger to visitors and that they were being mistreated. That led to the government deciding to remove the tigers and that led to some pissed-off monks setting some 137 tigers free in the temple to wreak havoc. “Yesterday was mayhem," said Wildlife Conservation Office (WCO) director Teunjai Noochdumrong. "When our vet team arrived, there were tigers roaming around everywhere. Looks like the temple intentionally let these tigers out, trying to obstruct our work." When WCO staff arrived to remove the tigers, temple officials refused to let them in. That led to an hilarious standoff in which the two sides spent a day in a bizarro hostage crisis situation before wildlife officers finally entered and were able to sedate eight tigers. "We hope to gain more speed capturing them," Noochdumrong said. The temple claims it is  a sanctuary for wild animals, but that probably isn't much solace to the more than 2,000 personnel, including veterinarians, WCO civil servants, provisional police and local military, taking part in the mission to relocate the tigers to a compound in Ratchburi Province. Fight on, all of you tiger-loving Buddhist monks, fight on…….




- Angry Nick Saban is the best Nick Saban. Thankfully, the Nick-tator is often angry an irascible is his default setting, so the world often gets to enjoy his curmudgeon-ly ways and this week provided some real Saban fireworks. At first, the Nick-tator said he didn’t want to talk about satellite camps at the SEC meetings, but that was merely a false front that gave way to a storm of pure, unadulterated rage. The target? Teams being able to host football camps for propsects in far-flung areas of the country. Saban has made it clear that he’s not a fan of such camps, purportedly because he’s worried about third-party involvement. “Anybody can have a camp now and if they have a prospect, they can have a camp," Saban said. "Then you're expected to go to that camp and they can use you to promote their camp because Ohio State's coming, Alabama's coming, whoever else is coming. Somebody sponsors the camp. They pay them the money. What do they do with the money? And who makes sure the kid paid to go to the camp? I mean, this is the wild, wild West at its best because there's no specific guidelines relative to how we're managing or controlling this stuff.” In this case, the micromanaging, dictatorial college football coach has a point. Satellite camps had been previously banned by the SEC and the NCAA Division I Council, but mere  weeks later, the Division I Board of Directors rescinded that ruling and instructed the council to make recommendations on the college football landscape as a whole – satellite camps included. Ol’ Nicky believes the camps contradict the NCAA’s previous stances on third-party involvement in the recruiting process and he made that point at full volume with wild gesticulations. “Why would we be promoting somebody else's camp anywhere? Because it's the same thing I said before. This is the only sport where the high school coach still mattered. What they did at the high school mattered,” Saban ranted. What went unsaid is that Saban is bitter that these camps will allow other schools to steal potential recruits from him……..




- Someone needs to track down James Weeks and ask him if he’s considered running for president. Haters will look at this guy as the kook who was running to be the Libertarian Party chairman and tried to win over the party’s membership by taking to the stage in Orlando and performing a striptease. "We could use a little bit of fun," Weeks told the crowd as well as viewers tuned into C-SPAN, which broadcast the convention. He then busted out his phone to provide music for his soundtrack - where’s the audio-visual help, Libertarian Party? - and began removing his badges and trying to get the crowd into the opportunity to see a flabby, pear-shaped man with a hairy torso taking off his clothes. Instead, he got a few scattered cheers and more than few boos as he removed his suspenders and tie. By the time he tore his shirt, the crowd erupted into loud boos. Sadly, he took that as a sign that people didn’t like what he was selling and he tried to offer an apology that no one on the crowd wanted because there was no way they were ever un-seeing what they had just seen. "Sorry, that was a dare," Weeks said. "I'm gonna go ahead and drop out." Drop out? Why? No one gives a damn that the party made headlines at the convention for selecting former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson to head the party's presidential ticket with ex-Massachusetts Gov. William Weld as his running mate, but that ticket isn't winning a damn thing this November. However, you put a thrill-seeking, crowd-pleasing showman like Weeks in the headlining slot and don’t act like people won't take one look at Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump and decide that Weeks couldn’t be any worse than those two………

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