Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Spotify v. Netflix, murder for a cheesburger and Big Fat Bartolo Colon's home run sells cards


- Fans love seeing a professional athlete they’re in much better shape than getting it done at the highest level. When (allegedly) 285-pound, 42-year-old, orca-fat New York Mets pitcher Bartolo Colon blasted his first career home run over the weekend, it was a moment celebrated by baseball fans all over the world as the man who defies both time and his immense gravitational pull at well over 300 pounds (probably) took San Diego Padres pitcher James Shields deep at Petco Park. It’s also a moment many of those same fans have elected to immortalize courtesy of Topps Now, the card manufacturer's new on-demand printing business. A photo of Colon’s big moment shattered sales records for Topps Now and the company sold 8,826 cards of the 42-year-old pitcher hitting a home run. The card went on sale at 11:30 a.m. ET on Sunday and stopped production exactly 24 hours later, but that small window didn’t prevent many fans from jumping in on the fun.  "This moment was the perfect storm," said Jeff Heckman, director of product development and e-commerce for Topps. "It was the right player in the right market and it happened on a weekend." Topps is turning a pretty penny off such magic moments, as each of the cards sells for $9.99 though bulk orders are cheaper. Before the offensive lineman-sized Colon’s magic moment, the cards that sold the most were Jake Arrieta's no-hitter (1,808 cards). "Colon just has a cult following,” Heckman added. “We could have never dreamed up something like this." No one could have, J. These magic moments just happen and it’s best to sit back and enjoy them………


- Panama, welcome to the party. The part, of course, is the growing crowd of nations around the world that are shutting down their borders because undesirables are trying to come in and dilute the quality of life for those who already call these countries home. The Central American non-power has closed its border to Cuban immigrants trying to make their way north to the United States and once again is flying Cubans who already made it to the country to the Mexico-U.S. border. It’s a bizarre situation, but Panamanian President Juan Carlos Varela says he agreed with his Mexican counterpart to fly 3,800 Cubans already stranded for weeks while trying to get to the U.S. But don’t hate on this tortured leader because Varela wants you to know that this was an extremely difficult, yet necessary decision because Nicaragua closed its border to Cubans last year and impeded their journey north. In other words, with Nicaragua making its wrong choice, Panama had no choice but to do the same. Ironically, Cubans are admitted to the United States if they get to the border and more Cubans are making a run for the border these days because they fear warming relations between the two countries could end the exceptional policy. According to Varela, these one-way flights to get the hell out of his country could last two or three weeks. Take advantage of this exciting offer while it lasts, Cubans out for a better life by way of Central America en route to the U.S., because cheap flights are hard to come by………


- Spotify is looking to flex its entertainment muscles and expand into the territory currently occupied by the likes of Netflix and Hulu. The music streaming service, which theoretically has Apple Music as its top rival, is looking for new competition, having announced plans to launch its own original video programming with 12 new series. The plan is for Spotify to introduce 15-minute long shows that will be available for both free and paid subscribers in the U.S., U.K., Germany and Sweden and to make these new offerings as enticing as possible, they will include participation by plenty of big names. One of them is actor Tim Robbins, who will be producing a mockumentary-style series. Another series, titled “Landmark,” will document significant moments in music history. There will be episodes about The Beach Boys and Metallica, both of which have already been produced. Music mogul and Def Jam co-founder Russell Simmons has also signed up to produce the oddly titled “Rush Hour,” named after a pretty forgettable Chris Tucker movie, and which will  feature “two hip-hop acts driven to an undisclosed location to conceive a musical collaboration that they must perform before a crowd.”  Sounds…umm, yeah. “Music will always be most important, but our audience likes us and wants more from us. We have to figure out a second act, and I think it will come out of video,”  Spotify content partnerships chief Tom Calderone said. “The idea is to make sure users know they can come here for something other than playlists.” No, the idea is to make more money and being honest about that is probably the best approach because most of the people who use your service like free things and aren’t likely to automatically pony up simply because of this new idea, not when they can find a way to pirate the content for free……….


- As always, at least there’s a good reason someone is dead from a gunshot wound. In this case, a guy who hadn't even completed his third decade of life on this big, blue, spinning sphere of ours was shot and killed by his own brother all on account of a freaking cheeseburger. Meet Benjamin A. Middendorf of St. Cloud, Florida, who (allegedly) murdered his own brother following a dispute about a cheeseburger. What a memorable night it had to be for police officers  called to the scene along Sixth Street, near Michigan Avenue, around 10 p.m., finding out that Middendorf shot his brother in the chest with a 9 mm handgun after  Nicholas Middendorf had been out drinking with his mother. It’s unclear how the cheeseburger fight went down, but if a man goes out to eat with his mother, comes back with a nice, juicy cheeseburger and refuses to share it with his own brother, that can stoke plenty of rage. At least this senseless shooting of one’s own flesh and blood wasn’t over a hamburger with no dairy product on top and some nice, creamy American cheese was a part of the equation. Benjamin Middendorf was arrested on suspicion of first-degree murder and booked into the Osceola County Jail, where he will undoubtedly be very popular, right above child molesters, rapists and abusers of women on the prison totem pole. And hell, it’s not like he’ll live the rest of his life trying to come to grips with the reality that the brother he grew up with and theoretically cared about on some level is now dead because he refused to give up or at least share his cheeseburger. Hope you got fries with that murder, Benny, because the grub where you’re going isn't likely to be quite worth killing over……….

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